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dyabman:
Anelka or elk is useless . . . Rooney ---- Chelsea. . . Anelka ----- Manutd plus 30m Pounds, how bout that for a deal.

Anelka is NOT useless. . . . .He is just no longer the fulcrum of the team.
Last season, he won the EPL golden boot when the team was built around him under Guus/Scolari.

Rooney is not a Chelsea player.
I will give you Michael Owen for £30 milla though.

bawomolo:
if that's all the person has to offer or talks about then yeah most men would be turned off.
a master degree is cool but shouldn't define u as a person.

Like you dunno Naija babes are braggarts.

dyabman:
Like Sauron like Semanya!

Like Dyabman like Orangutan.

snowdrops:
Why is this on the front page?

If it turns out to be false will  NL  not be complicit in spreading anarchy and fear

All the posters in this section(except me) will be charged for treason and shot via firing squad in Lekki Beach.

dyabman:
Sell Anelka! Sell Anelka! Sell Anelka!

Sell the "elk"?
Are you high on shroomz?

chic2pimp:
May Sango Impregnate you with Octuplets

Impregnate?
I don't have a womb and boobs like you do.
That prayer is meant for you. . . . .don't transfer it to a dude like moi.

Pittbaby:
doesn't really follow the average age in my group at the time of graduation was 25-26. five years later the oldest just turned 30 , so no one is 30 plus

Men get suspicious after 28+
Just turning 30 and 30+ are the same thang but i get your drift.

The thing is, many of them place career over family. . . .The quest to boost their status hinders their social life and reh reh reh.
At the same time, potential husbands are wary of women of this calibre so they settle for the younger ones.

chamotex:
I understand what you are saying but personally I dont think we are in a position to be resting KEY players.
All our games from now till the end of the season are MUST win games.

MUST win games? It's going to be one hell of a ride.
Survival of the fittest - United's number one characteristic.
If only we had Hargo, Ando, Giggsy, Fabio and others fit. . . .

Let the tiredness affect England at the WC abeg

England might not even go to the WC.
Ashley Cole is crocked, Wayne Bridge can't be bovvered cos Terry slept with his babe.
Rio is not sure of his back, JT himself is out of form and Gibson's form is better than Gerrard.

chic2pimp:
SCUMBAGS, HOW MARKET!!!!

Shut up, you onanist!

Colonel_a+:
This is my very first post on nairaland.
I am still trying to figure things out but i would go straight to the point.

A military coup is being plotted right now.
I cannot disclose my real identity becos i fear for my safety.
I was trying to create a blog site but i came across this website and i registered.
There has been heavy military presence in places that we presume might give us problems. I pity Mr. jonathan.

The return of yaradua has created confusion and chaos and the next 7 days is crucial if democracy is to be sustained because we are plotting and scheming.
Colonel A+

Just make it count. . . . . .
I don't wanna see pictures of you and your cohorts begging like bitches if you screw this up.
Orkar coup was useless, Diya's coup was moronic so make this COUNT!!!

chamotex:
Diouf ke . . . . dont think he'll start him in that kinda game.

But that Senegalese geezer can FINISH!!!! His last goal for the reserves was Ruud-esque.

Rooney should start abeg. We dont have a midweek game after that.
Do you think Rooney needs resting?
That boy wants to play every game of every season.

I don't want him to burn out yet.
Personally, i will rest Evra and Rooney. They have played too many games this season.

I read a story sometime ago where he admitted begging refs when he was a youngster at Everton youth team to add more injury time all because he doesn't want games to end.
The boy can play for 2 hours if you let him.

Let him reserve that energy for Milan, Chelsea, Liverpool and the big'uns in Europe.

Pittbaby:
I have observed that females who have a masters degree or higher often marry later in life. I was just wondering if this applies to the people around me or if this is the general situation. My sample set is the females that I attended my MBA program with , five years later most are still single. Is it right to conclude that the decision to pursue higher education (especially outside your country of origin) should come with the understanding that you may be possibly delaying matrimony or do i just have a bad sample set.

Thatz the way it rolls.
If you decide to pursue your career, other stuffs will suffer.
No sane man wants to go after babes who are 30+ and whose ovaries are weaker in comparison to babes in their early 20s.

chamotex:
I dont want to see Neville anywhere around the squad . . . not even at the hotel.
We have to WIN this cup. We need to make it our birthright.

Don't jinx it now. . . . . .I deliberately omitted his name in case Fergie comes here to read.

Did you see Rooney's injury scare at training today?
Is Gibson high on guguru or what?

Fergie might not start Rooney on Sunday.
Berbatov or Diouf might be the lone striker.

chamotex:
A midfield trio of Fletcher, Scholes and Gibson is disastrous against  a team like Villa.
Replace Gibson with Carrick iff you are going for a 3 man midfield.
I will also replace Brown with Evans

Nani is still suspended

I doubt Ferguson would play a 2-man midfield against Villa.
The absence of Hargreaves in our midfield means we are vulnerable in the middle of the pack against decent sides which was why Fergie invented the lone-striker role.
Berbatov will likely start from the bench. Park and Valencia to support Wazza with Carrick, Fletcher and Scholes completing the triumvirate in the midfield.
The defence picks itself. VDS--Rafael--Vidic--Evans and Evra.

afrodoc:
Its nice 2 hav gud debates wit fellow Red Devils sha,i get your point abt Valencia still delivering d guds on his 1 foot but as some1 who playd d game as a LB at Uni level(even though i was in med skool) i cringe everytym he gets d ball cos WE all KNOW where he is going.pace can only take u so far in football(ask Gronkjaer,Ikedia,Bellion,Djibril Cisse).all in all he has had a gud or even gr8 debut season,but its d subsequent seasons i'm worried abt.yes he has bin in d EPL 4 3 yrs BUT he wasnt in d spotlite,things r different now he is wit MANCHESTER UNITED

Valencia should be doing better. . . . . .That he has got 9 assists in a team like Man Utd given to him on a plate is a credit to his team-mates.
Berbatov's measured passes against West Ham earned him those 2 assists for a start. . . . .
This is Man Utd where brilliant players like Scholesy, Berbatov, Carrick, Rooney, etc measure passes with protactors and slide-rulers before executing.
Pius Ikedia woulda copped more assists in a team like Man Utd. The dude should learn to use his left foot.
Against big teams(esp now in the UCL), he would be found out quicker than he cleans his butt in the loo.

ElRazur:
"They" can start if they want lol.

No offence, but most of these folks are continuously pumped commercial rap over the radio/tv/clubs/etc. So I guess, it is normal for them to argue Jay Z is better. How is Az even mentioned?    As for those who have claimed MI is better, I won't even dignify that with a reply.

I have most of his [Germaine] album and every time I listen to a track, I learn a new word play, something thought provoking or knowledgeable etc. I am not sure I can pick any of those on Jay Z's or MI.  How is Jay Z once again mentioned or compared with Canibus? Didn't Jay Z "dumbed down" so that his fan can buy his cd? 

I feel his downfall is just the fact that people like you and me who really appreciate his work and lyrical prowess plus the scientific vocabularies etc he spits are in the minority and as such his reward will probably not come in this life time.

I am sure you are aware of this, he did a freestyle battle with Wutang clan and he was able to out spit them all. He flowed for about 6mins non-stop way back in the 90s or so before it became the norm now without mistakes or repeats etc. The dude is a god at what he does, I just feel he is very under-rated.

It's so sad.
90% of the rap listeners out there are semi-illiterates.
Only 8th grade vocabulary, blingz, bitchez and weed get em interested.

I have all Bis' albums since 1998 and he has not failed yet to impress me.
Bis' possesses a mastery of the English language that is simply unparalleled in the industry. . .His punch-lines and knowledge kicking is 2nd to none.
He will continue to be underrated until he dies.

chamotex:
So I should believe in Complete Sports or Vanguard?

Punch or ThisDay is aiiiiight.

How do we set up against Aston Villa?

ElRazur:
Biz is one super talented and very under-rated mc. His word play surpasses anyone on the commercial scene, I suppose this is why there isn't much appeal. Personally, I am of the belief that he is better than Em.

Don't start a riot.
Most of the folks here believe Jay-Z, AZ, Mase and MI are better than him.

chamotex:
http://www.premierleague.com/page/Statistics/0,,12306,00.html

They both have 9

Premierleague.com statistics are rubbish.
Never ever believe in em.
They want us to believe Rafael is taller than VDS.

FBS:
Pray tell me how the ball got to DD in the first place.
a) corner kick
b) throw-in
c) Cech's long ball.

This shouldn't be difficult for you to answer innit? 

It got there via Cech's long ball but it hardly says a lot cos Hilario's short kick to a Chelsea player can also produce the same effect.
I value possession more than hopeless kicks in the name of clearing danger.
Cech's distribution is poor. He has 2 left feet.

So Mr Man, that is more than 1 _{or shall we say a pre-assist then?}  I will take Cech's long kicks any day any time.

Tsk tsk!!!

What you have failed to prove is how many times we conceded due to his long balls?
I said most goals and you know not what you speak. We have conceded 15 goals out of 22 this season from set pieces. That is more than enough. That is MOST by any margin.

15 out of 22 is NOT 90%
It's about 70% and those are directly/indirectly caused by giving the possession to the opponents.

HNIC:
Anyone watching Everton vs Sporting Lisbon
The Centebacks are Yobo and Big Phil Senderos
It's 20 minutes on the clock and they have not conceded yet

They are not worse than Gallas/Vermaelen.

Bump. . . . . .


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Canibus + DZK + WARBUX = Lyrical Fitness yet unmatched.

chamotex:
Yes
Are you telling me that assist by Valencia in Milan is the only one he has outside the PL?
Please do more research

Valencia has 1 assist outside the EPL.

CS . . . . Charity fuckin[i]g[/i] Shield
That assist is for Charity mehn

Then Rooney has not scored 27 goals this season if we gift his goal for Charity.

chamotex:
Source please?

We both agree Giggsy has copped 9 assists in the EPL which means i have to prove that he got 2 other goal assists, correct?

This was his only assist in the UCL against Wolfsburg.
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This was his assist in Wembley against Chelsea. . . .Start from 3.10.
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Any more query?

chamotex:
No, Giggs and Valencia are both tied with 9 assists in the Premier League.

In all competition - Valencia is leading the assist table.

Nah, Giggsy leads the table in all competitions with 11 assists.
9 in the EPL, 1 in the UCL and 1 in the CS.

Eastbay:
So you're apparently saying he was dropped from the squad just like that.As important as we believe he is.

He was dropped because of the game against Leeds.
Anderson didn't take it lightly and there was a bust-up with Fergie.
On the day the media lied Anderson was in Brazil, his pictures were on Getty Images training with the squad @ Carrington.

Eastbay:
Sauron,
Fergie has gone soft.Otherwise,no one dares take an unauthorised trip during the season.
The Fergie I grew up on woulda transfer-listed the idiot the minute he came back,though we have the transfer window shitzo to blame for not replacing that punk's a#$ on the fly.

Till date, there's no evidence Anderson went to South America.
Rumours Rumours Rumours!!!!

He's done basically NOTHING this season.That's why I won't miss him.Given the promise he showed in his first season,he should be crucial to us as the above listed players.What difference does it make if he's missing against Milan?
Those gegiatric/quadriplegics can't even run.

What has Rio done this season? Vidic? VDS? Brown?
I can go on and on. Majority of our players have been dire but we keep ticking on.
Anderson will be missed. His absence and Hargo's injury is the reason United cannot play a 2-man midfield against decent sides this season.

Akolawole:
@Jacka-boy

I dont know why yesterday's match had a bearing on flukeness of JM.

Dayo made a comment during the match but ran away to counter or stressed his point after the match. His keyword is "Domination"

By the way, who is jubilating?

Just one of those things.
Mourinho himself confessed Chelsea shoulda copped a penalty.
Besides, no team would miss Bosingwa, Ashley Cole and Essien without struggling.

As much as Chelsea were handicapped, they were still the better team.
They will be too much for Inter @ SB in the 2nd leg.
Drogba will murder Inter's defence. Last night's result was a classic FLUKE.

FBS:
I'm quoting FBS.com  

DD's goal against Wolves?
FM's goal against Everton. . .

Malouda's goal against Everton was a Drogba assist, not Cech.
Stop fibbing.

Are you still counting. . .that's more than 1, no?

1 is not more than 1.

I don't need to copy stats from anywhere. . .I watch the matches meself.

Your stats are skewed. Drogba flicked the long ball to Malouda to latch on.

Yep that's what I meant. Most goals were from set pieces abi I lie?
There is nothing senseless in the way Cech kicks the ball. What rubbish are you saying sef?
Don't you see how weak Hilly kicks the ball?  

Cech's long kicks are senseless and Chelsea have not conceded 90% of their goals to set pieces.

Eboue is a disgrace to all Africans.

FBS:
You are wrong. He has had more than 4. How many other keepers in the EPL can boast of that?

According to premierleague. com, Cech has one goal assist.
I dunno which stats you are quoting here.

Chelsea mostly conceded this season from set pieces. What does that have to do with Cech's long kick?
I prefer Cech's kicks to Hilly. Anyone will tell you just that. And no he doesn't kick it 30 times per game.

Chelsea mostly conceded this season from set pieces?
U mean 90% of the goals Chelsea have conceded this season are from set pieces?
I disagree with you. Keeping possession is the KEY and Hilario's short kicks guarantees that than Cech's senseless kicks out of touch.

FBS:
Stoke na power play. RF na striker. hehehe. 
Besides, we meet them in the FA cup so I expect them to be very tired before then. 

What is your verdict?

Stoke 2-1 Arsenal.
If Arsenal get the rub of the green from a dubious referee, then it will be a draw.
Stoke have not lost a football match in 2010 and they don't lose many in Britannia Stadium.

Saw Episode 9 on Tuesday. . . . .

Dana Walsh on a one-babe mission until her partner intervened.
Jack Bauer putting himself on the line for Renee, Hastings is a clown.

Episode 10 already? I can't wait to see what happens to Farhad the retard.