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nateevs:
I know this will rain down abuses from Dayo but christ, I have to admit Schweini is off the hinges man.
What a tournament he is having.

I must confess now that based on the form he has now, I don't mind having him.
Ozil and Schweini. . Come on Roman!

Those Nazis are tournament players, they are useless at club level.
Look at Podolski, Schweini and Klose in the last world cup finals - when they went back to club competitions, they were gash.

Sign Schweini and Ozil at your own risk - they only play well for the national team.
I still remember Rafael Da Silva running circles around Schweini in the UCL.

dayokanu:
Does this apply to EPL best striker Torres and Rooney?

Which support did Rooney get?

Tell me one telepathic pass the English midfielders gave Rooney throughout England's campaign in the world cup.
Capello kept playing the archaic 4-4-2 that bore no fruits. English midfielders were lethargic.
No support whatsoever for their strikers.

I have never seen where 4-4-2 overcome 4-2-3-1 in modern football.
There's a reason most teams have dumped the 4-4-2 for a more fluid 4-2-3-1 with 2 defensive midfielders whose primary assignment is to protect their back four.

soloqy:
y'all should free Messi abeg. The germans perfected a system of marking him with three people whenever he was on the ball. Two on both sides and one in front of him.

This world cup cannot discredit Messi's brilliance.
He's just unlucky to be playing for a National Team that has no great midfielders. . . . .Messi must pass to himself to score.
Put the same German team in front of him when Messi is wearing a Barca shirt and watch him destroy them without breaking sweats.

The same Schweini that marked him was a passenger when the teams met in the UCL.

Ibime:
Haters wont stop hating. . . .

Is Messi to blame for the fact that Maradona went to WC with no midfield?

That was the same way they blamed Cristiano Ronaldo that he doesn't perform at the big stage. . . . . .
See the support Villa and Torres get in comparison to Ronaldo. . . . .It's like some people watch footie with their toe-nails.

The most useless striker in the world(Yakubu) will cop 8-10 chances in a match of 90 minutes with wonderful passers like Xavi/Iniesta.
When the support is there - a striker's job is EASIER.

dayokanu:
How did Germany make it with a bunch of pikins? No Ballack, No Adler, No Westerman, No Simon Rolfes, No Tosten Frings No Tomas Hitzlsperger
It shows that Ze Germans are better than everyone else for now.

How did Ghana make it with a bunch of pikins?
Ghana is also better than Brazil, Italy, CIV and France?

Dr Kitaun:
Youth, team synergy and telepathy, determination, compactness in all depts would ensure Germany win Spain hands down. No Ballack so no distraction as Schweini has rightfully marshalled d midfield like Ballack wouldnt have been able to . . .

Klose would break or equal Ronaldo's road

We would see how Schweini handles the little wizard(Xavi).
I can bet Schweini won't see the ball. Xavi would murder him in the midfield like he's murdered every obstacle he's had to face.

The German team is well rounded. The youths have really excelled but there's little left in their tanks.
Spain are a formidable opponent with Xavi, Iniesta, Busquets and Villa.

Dr Kitaun:
Sauron has gotten used to heartbreaks. Fashola closing up Club Unique had proven to be a more harrowing experience than anything footie-related.

Why should i be heartbroken?
England had no chance from the very beginning - no goalie, no Rio and division in the camp cos Terry/Gerrard beef.
Teams better than England don comot, why should i be heartbroken?

Jesus Christ. . . . .what is M.I. doing on BET?
Naija rappers don step up o.
See him black frames like 3D goggles!!!

Dr Kitaun:
Saurön

cut d beef . . . . Villa is the best striker but for now the Germans are d baba of world footie !

Spain is loads better. . . . . .Spain is the BARCELONA of the World Cup.
Smart passes, incisive penetration, pure football!!!
How do you want it? Watching Spain is like sipping BUBBLY. . . .

dayokanu:
Just like you said Rooney, Lampard, Gerrard, Messi, Tevez and Higuain wont disappoint you

Spain smacked y'all in 08
Ma money is on them to smack y'all again with Villa in pristine condition.

Can't wait to see Germany - Spain. . . . .

David Villa will so sodomize the German defence. . . .
He's the best striker in the world by a billion miles.
Villa never disappoints me.

chamotex:
All they needed to do was just to update the bloody thingy o
It's still very tight in the H2H though

Ma campaign suffered a massive set back tonight. . . .
Someone in the mid-table took ma butt to the cleaners. . . . .I underestimated him so much.

chamotex:
They wont even give Sneijder his goal
I cant wait for the FPL abeg

Hehehehehe.
Sneijder nor get him goal o.

chamotex:
I lost with 92 points.
Crazy!!!

But seriously. . . . .The whole kizzack is seriously flawed.
How can you lose with 92 points when some people keep winning with 70 points average.
Ibime won tonight with 70 points and i lost with 84 fuckin points.

Dr Kitaun:
Sauron

the ediot Eyonitwit should have been castrated a long time ago, afterall he is impotent, so what gives ?

Eyonegro is a monorchid and a pedophile.

Dr Kitaun:
@Eyo

any Arrow dat yarns d way u do is suffering 4rm hemicrania of the soul, your paranoia has no solution hence your varying halitoses conjugate in your sense organs, in short U ARE A F.uCKING CORPSE !

U died wanking on Messi . . .ode oshi !

U wanna know sumtin ? even amongst the older Nlers respect has never been toyed with . . .mumu !

Take a cue: AJANLEKOKO listed Del Pierkro as a former WPOTY but I didnt expose the bunkum he spewed because unlike retards like u he has something up his head . . .u is one stewpid ignoramus !

Una get time they trade words with Eyonigga. . . . .
He's the most retarded fellow on this forum with poop for brains.

AjanleKoko:
Didn't you watch the Euro final?
Germany would need to get the ball first. Argentina had no midfield and no defence, so they could easily pick them out. Spain has a defence, the only weak link is Puyol. Do I even need to say anything about the midfield?
But my, Germany is on some kind of red hot form in this world cup, though. They won't go down to just anybody.

It depends on who scores first. . . . .
The Germans have perfected the art of counter-attacking football and if the Spaniards allow them to go ahead, Spain would toast!
If the Germans concede first, i don't see how they can ever beat Spain or any of the teams left in the tournament.

tkb417:
If meeting me is an oscar award, then pray hard you achieve your dream

I'm not in your league (online or on d street)
your mates are still husuling to buy shoes and wristwatches to impress their babes yet u wanna meet me

U must lack manners

U and who? What have u done with your life yet?
Go read your fckin books and stop day dreaming
How u fckin wanna break into d tall wall around me to talk to me? U must be a lunatic

Suite xviii is the place if your fackin ragged dirty rat will ever be allowed to enter
What car do u drive pig?
Be warned, we don't do regular autos

U must be mad really tho
I'm waitin for u o and pls be ready to blow a vuvuzela to announce your presence
Hehehehe

your mate dey zoo

Cheese n Rice. . . . . . .I see loads of bile on this thread!!!!

Travelista:
Normally, I'd be shocked to see people encourage slut behavior but this is NL. The OP and her roommate are birds of a feather and when I say birds, I mean chickenheads. Her roommate is loose with the puss and the OP is looking for justification for resorting to crude tactics; seems like a match made in roommate heaven to me. She's mad that roomie scared away a guy but hasn't stopped to think about what bedding J will further do to her reputation. She says the roomie isn't competition but she's the one that's single; something has to be wrong if a mud duck can get a boyfriend and she can't. Must be the attitude.

If you had really repented from the slut life, you wouldn't even THINK about going this route but you're still the same. You want people to support your eye for an eye behavior and you've received it but at what cost? I wish she would see this thread and completely expose you for what you are: a conniving, jealous harlot. I really dislike girls like you.

Seriously, i dunno why anyone wouldn't support this babe in her quest.
It's her tampon-socket she intends to use for this mission - she's not going to borrow from any female.
Her body, her chesticles, her mound of venus - why shouldn't we support her?

I say. . . . . Let her complete her mission. . . . .I am willing to pay her to complete this mission.

~Borat~:
Lalaboi draws his h2h game. . .(massive underachiever)
Buffo-bill loses,
Gateway beaten by A-40 by a single point. . .

And what do we have here
I actually play my fiercest fantasy enemy Ibime Malema
3 points for me 

Buffo-Bill's loss is equivalent to Spain losing to Switzerland. . . .I lost with 84 points and Ibime won with 70 points - how amusing?
I am still in shock. . . . .but i am the last man standing in the World Cup series.

I knocked Chamotex out last weekend and Pato'OMG just bit the dust.
Sauron is in the Semis. . . . .Eldee lost to TRIGHT and Ibime was murdered by Korsan_Eko.

lashontae:
@Busy Body
Am not saying this just to flatter you, but I think you're a genuinely good person!!! Its long I've met a female as nonjudgmental as U and I think you're a breathe of sweet, fresh air. Mu-ah!!!

@NL- Y'all won't believe what is happening in the flat, as in what is unraveling b4 my very eyes. Sorry can't type now, will have the full gist for u guys tomorrow, God willing! He he he!!!

@Kush and Funkie baby-Y'all just need to get a room, ok? lol. And Kush, U know U have to thank me cos my post was the one that connected U to the lovely swan u have been tryin to capture!

Today is Saturday. . . . . .Have you crinked this man yet?

dayokanu:
Podolski gets his mojo only in the German trikot.

Muller and Ozil are different animals altogether.

Hernandez for where? he think say na Salsa and taco cabana football dem dey play for Europe, wait till Shawcross catches him for touchline

Hernandez is better than Muller and Ozil. . . . .
2 goals in 169 minutes of World Cup football where he copped only one start. . . . . .
In the last 30 days, Chicharito has scored against France, Holland and Argentina.
My sixth sense says the kid is the REAL DEAL.

Ibime:
No mind them. . . they even gave Luis Suarez one point for a save yesterday whilst simultaneously deducting 3 points for a red card.

They should give Sneijder his goal. . . . .

Hahahahahahaha

ITV don finish YAKUBU. . . . .

James Corden brought his 60 yr-old mum on his show to reconstruct Yakubu's miss against South Korea.
And his mum scored from the same position Yakubu missed. . . . .His mum was wearing Yakubu's jersey too.

If i were Yakubu, i would sue.

funkybaby:
come back here jo

you should keep it within the west

U are the only option i have got in the West.
Since you won't marry me. . . . . .The West can rot for all i care.
Eastside till i dieeeeeeeee.

funkybaby:
Okay. Goodluck
Just a quick hint : Prepare to pay heavily for her bride price.

You might be given 20sticks of broom. Each stick representing 200,000 naira.
Also prepare to pay for the attire her parents, siblings, grandma, grandapa, etc will wear to the wedding.

[b]You are bearing the entire 100percent [/b]cost of the wedding

That's no problem. . . .

Emperoh:
Man U sure got a player in Hernandez!!

Letz just hope he is fit for the start of next season.
He is a brilliant striker. . . .According to FIFA stats, he is the fastest player in the world cup.

funkybaby:
I cant really place a figure but i think 2million naira (excluding Sunny Ade's perfomance fee  ) should be enough for a decent and modest traditional wedding.

It depends really on what the couple wants/what the family wants. . . .

some families will prefer a low key wedding. will some will want it done in an extravagant way.

However, i think number 1 (introduction) should not cost too much. This is because it is more like hosting a 'house party' for 20 people.

Number 2 (engagement) might be a little pricey . . . . depending on the venue. Costs of good halls in lagos are high but if it is going to be held at the bride's parents place, then that cost is out of the picture.

I think it is the wedding reception that gulps the highest sum of money

Thanx for the info!!
Make i go find Igbo babe wey i go marry.

What a run by Ramirez!!!!

What a goal by Robinho

funkybaby:
this is how i know yoruba traditional wedding is done [s]and it is also how i want mine done as well [/s] 

1. Introduction
After bobo has proposed and i have accepted and both families have been informed, he will decide a date to bring his family (no more than 10, his father inclusive) to come to my parent's house for a formal introduction. Naturally, they are not to come empty handed. They are to come with little gifts (usually fruits, big bunches of plantain, etc)

This will be a 'sitting room' gathering. No 'aso ebis', 'live band' and the likes. Now this introduction will consist of nicely prepared meals where both families will exchange banter and eat together and my bobo's dad will inform my dad that his son wants to marry me and they are in full support of his son's decision. My dad will then inform them of the likely date/month the formal engagement will hold.

When they are about to leave, my 'in laws' to be will be given gifts from my folks (prolly fruits, drinks, etc).

The 'engagement list' will be sent to my bobo's family later. The list is usually complied after consultations within my family/extended family. Each family has their own requirements. For example, my dad will never ask for schnapps or dry gin. While some family, it is complusory.

2. Engagement
For this, friends and family will be invited. Venue might be my parent's house or a rented hall. Bobo and I will wear 'aso-ebi'. There will be 'alaga duro'.
During the engagement ceremony, bobo prostrates to the bride's parents as demanded by yoruba tradition.There is the usual drama of bride price which is usually a little token. Few collect it, and most do not. Usual line is that they are not selling their daughter. 
Bobo gives me ring, we cut a little ceremonial cake and share a few kisses in the full glare of our parents 
Bobo's family also presents what was required in the engagement list.

There will be a live musical band. Dancing and spraying of naira notes

3. Church wedding
Exchange of vows in God's temple

4. Reception
After party. Plenty food, drinks, souvenirs, etc

5. After party at the groom's family home
Depends largely on the groom's family. Some will have a small party welcoming the bride to their family. Others will do it in a big way. . . . . Live band with Sunny Ade or KWAM 1 jamming all night 

How much will the Yoruba Traditional Marriage cost?

Lucio diver
Maicon diver

What is wrong with these Samba boys?

GOALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL   JUAN scores!!!

mike oscar:
Guy, you speak as if NFF really know or care what they want or what we want. Their problems are gazillions!

I disagree.
The NFF know what they want. . . . .Nigerians don't pressure em enough to make the right decisions.
Naija fans are hopelessly passive.

lol.

NFF should please sign Marcelo Bielsa as their new manager. . . . .
He is what we need to play our free flowing attacking football.