₦airaland Forum

Ibime:
Its obvious that Sauron doesnt know what he's talking about. . .
Ribery was a big flop last season. . .

How was he a big flop?
Without him, i doubt Bayern woulda overcome Man Utd in the Q/finals.
It seems you have a slight bout of amnesia.

Schweini was easily in the top 5 CMs with only Xavi and Sneijder guaranteed to have played better. . . .

On top of my head. . . . . .

Sneijder
Xavi
Iniesta
Fabregas
Alonso
Scholes

No Schweini. . . . . .

After Robben, Schweini was player of the year for Bayern.
Some astute observers even called Schweini Bayern's answer to Xavi (with no exaggeration). . . his great form was ocassioned by his switch from the wing to the centre. . .

Did you pluck that out of your arsehole?

Muller had a stellar breakout season.
Ozil had a good 1st half of the season, but was anonymous in the 2nd half, except the last 3 games when he regained his mojo. . .

Irrelevant!

Dr Kitaun:
Analyst Sauron

BRF is a bigger lover of SPORTS,  when Lagos State contigent messed up at the last sports festival he neither withdrew his support nor did he stop Lagos from further competing . . .rather he made the erring officials pay for it!

Jonathan is not withdrawing his support. . . . . .He needs to clean up the NFF.
We have all been crying about the state of NFF for how many decades now. . . . . .Someone decided to take a bold step by starting from the scratch and yet y'all are berating him. I don't mind if Nigeria have to be in the wilderness for 5 years if that is what it would take to sanitise our football.
Lets endure the pain now so we can laugh later.

Are u saying u expect your local govt Chairman to give u electricity or to repair the road that leads to your god-forsaken village ?
How did u graduate sef ?

You are a big tarado. . . . . .
So na Mr. President suppose tar the road to your village and fix the power supply(within 3 mths) - something your darling President(OBJ) couldn't fix in 8 years?
Why not expect Jonathan to lay your bed, w@nk your cock and put a rampant rabbit in your stinky anus so you can cop your or[i]g[/i]asm?
Anuofia!!!!

jalether:
An european player can only win 2 awards. The WPOTY and EPOTY. only players from other continent can win more than 2
that's besides the point. let's make this clearly as it's obvious that you are unusually slow today

So you are so intellectually sterile to decipher that it takes more for an outsider especially from Africa to conquer Europe and the other planets at large? U should give up with this idiocy of yours, it's becoming embarrassing.
For Weah to have won ever award available in 1995, he musta worked TWICE as hard as the Maldinins, Baresis and what-nots.
Weah is an AFRICAN LEGEND. Etoo cannot clean his shoes - i am not even sure Etoo is better than Rasheed Yekini.

My stance is.
Etoo is better than Weah

Moronic stance. . . . .

Maldini and Baresi are [b]better [/b]than cannavaro (are we clear on that)
If you quite rightly agree that Maldini is better than Cannavaro despite the fact that Cannavaro is a former WPOTY and EPOTY

Maldini is a legend. . . . .One of his kind.
U cannot equate Weah and Etoo to Maldini and Cannavaro.
Weah/Etoo(different countries). . . . . .Maldini/Cannavaro(same country).

then why should your rather sentimental criteria of deciding the better player between etoo and weah, be based on WPOTY and EPOTY achievement
when the same logic does not apply to Maldini and cannavaro. I'm seriously lost.

My criteria for deciding the better player between Etoo and Weah is not purely based on WPOTY and EPOTY but based on the means of achieving those awards. Like i said, it musta been TWICE as HARD for an African player to be the best in Europe, Africa and the whole WORLD.
Etoo's era is even different to Weah'. . . . . .Only African players with exceptional abilities could play in leading clubs in Europe back then unlike these days when talentless Mikel Obi can play for Chelsea.

Abeg, don't compare. . . . .WEAH shytes on Etoo everyday of the week.

jalether:
According to your line of reasoning

Weah's WPOTY,EPOTY = 100% (A feat that has never been achieved by etoo)

Cannavaro=WPOTY+EPOTY=100% (A feat that hasn't been achieved by maldini and baresi)

therefore making weah better than etoo and cannavaro better than the latter two SMH

Cannavaro is not 100%. . . . . . .
Weah won WPOTY + EPOTY + APOTY. . . . . . .3 grandslam awards.
Cannavaro won just 2 grandslam awards. There's a universe of difference between the two.

Maldini is a legend. . . . .His shirt number in Milan has been retired.
No other player will wear 3 for AC Milan till Jesus comes.
U cannot compare Cannavaro to a legend like that. It's different from Etoo/Weah.

chamotex:
To be honest, I don't think anyone of us will win the classic league unless something drastic happens in the semi-final.

But there's everything to play for in the H2H.
Eldee is only leading me by 8 points.

I don't give a rat about the H2H.
Sauron wants to win THE WORLD CUP.

jalether:
According to your moronic sense of reasoning. Cannavaro is better than the greats. . . .  Maldini and Baresi, simply because he won the WPOTY.

You are a tarado. . . . .How is Maldini/Baresi different to Cannavaro?
They both won world cups. . . .AC Milan are a better side than Juventus so Canna might be short on medals plus Maldini had an outstanding career by playing till age 40.
U gotta be daft to even start comparing the two. . . . . .Why not compare Bellamy to Ryan Giggs? Anuofia!!!!

a feat that has never been achieved by these two defenders. now who should get some perspective.
I admire consistency anyday, which is why I would gladly admit that I goofed regarding my stance on the Zidane vs Ronnaldinho debate.

Consistency is bullshyte. . . . .
If i score 100% in a course once and you continued to score a range of 90% to 97% in the same course in 200 attempts.
My 100% still shytes on your zillion attempts - and that's the KEY.

eldee:
I lost by three points after I made one transfer. . . I'm giving up on this ish.

Eldee, don't give up. . . .Chamotex would kill to be in your position.

Dr Kitaun:
And what would that solve ?

What has he done abt d bad roads, lack of power supply, poor standard of living ?

What has he done about Glo . . . Mtn. . . Zain's tariffs

why focus on football when other sports are being neglected ?

I weep in advance for Jonathan !

Na Jonathan go fix your road and the poor standard of living?
Surgeon Kitaun, you have governors and local government chairmen. . . . .It's their duty to fix your roads.

jalether:
Truthfully, do you believe that the WPOTY award is flawless. case in point. Zidane winning it in 2003, cannavaro in 2006 and Lampard coming 2nd ahead of sameul etoo in 2005.

Just like the way APOTY is filled with politics.
Okocha was a better player than Etoo in 2004 ANC but Issa Hayatou ensured Etoo copped the award.

End of discussion, no ingbati, gbati
And thanks for being as objective as possible, was nice having this debate with you

Peter Crouch has a better goal ratio than Rooney for the 3 Lions.
Does that mean Crouch is better than Rooney?  Is Muller better than Fernando Torres?
Get some perspective, abeg.

Weah won all the relevant individual awards in 1995 - something no African player has achieved and you still insist Etoo is the best.
The 2 players should be compared on their personal best. . . . . .Weah's personal best versus Etoo's personal best.
Who is greater? Answer that question and get back to me.

jalether:
compare both players (etoo and weah) stats and let's see the winner. wetin you dey yarn na conjectures wey dey diluted with sentiment as far

as i'm concerned.

Stop arguing for the sake of it.
George Weah was a better striker than Etoo can ever be.
Swap Etoo for Weah in the Cameroon team between 1999 and 2010 and Weah woulda done more than Etoo did for his country.

Weah also played in Europe in the pre-Bosman era where few foreign players were tolerated in European teams.
U cannot use team achievement to judge the 2 players otherwise Hossam Hassan of Egypt is better than Shevchenko of Ukraine.

Sagamite:
^^^If I did one for Gary Neville, you go bow!

It is unfair to be highlighting his country achievement as it is a team effort. Weah was not blessed with playing for a top country.

Etoo is a fantastic player but inferior to Weah, slightly.

Gary Neville too old sef. . . . .Try Wes Brown or John O'Shea!!!!

Sagamite:
Weah was not exceptional for only season. He was second place in WPOTY in 1996 (in the top 20 in 1997) and also won AFoY in 1989 (3 times in total and was almost engrained in top 5 [mostly 2nd] from 1988 to 1999, about 11 years). And this is all without playing international football that will have helped win him more votes especially in WC years.

Also the first half of his career was mainly when their was foreign player restrictions in Europe.

Lemme also add this. . . . . . .
Etoo hasn't been relevant for the past 10 years in Europe. It's a huge myth.
He became relevant after joining Barcelona in 2004 and playing with the best players in Europe(Ronaldinho, Guily, Messi, Xavi, Deco, Larsson, etc).

jalether:
George weah had a magnificent season in 1995 = 90% and that was it

Etoo on the otherhand has been the most consistent striker in the world since 2000 and consistency in this context represents exceptional standard

besides he was the 3rd best player in the world in 05/06 according to fifa. haba, he no easy

The question now is. . . . . . . . . .Did Etoo ever reach George Weah's optimal performance in 1995 in his 10 years consistency?
The answer is a blatant NO!!!!!!
Etoo will never ever achieve what George Weah achieved in 1995 and to be perfectly honest, there's no African player that can reach that height again.

WPOTY
Ballon d'Or
APOTY

I will have that before Etoo's 3rd best in the world for the last 5000 years.

jalether:
He is innocent until proven guilty as far as I'm concerned

True that. . . . . .
This is why Nigeria can always do well in age-grade competitions but fluff their lines when it comes to the senior level.
Little wonder Jonathan Fortune has decided to suspend football for 2 years in Nigeria.

jalether:
Who decided the performance index you provided?.  you, fifa or footie fans,journalists and pundits all over the world.

Even my 6 year old nephew can manipulate and formulate statistics to favour his argument.

Be smart, don't be a retard.
I am just showing you consistency does not necessarily mean excellence.
A student that scores 30% 32% 31% and 29% is consistent but he's a failure!!!!

jalether:
Show me the evidence that mikel falsified his age. only one word summarises the drivel you have up there "conjecture" nuff said

So you are stupid enough to believe Mikel Obi was 18 in 2005?
I don't think i should continue this verbal trade-offs with you then. . . . . .I have clearly overestimated your intelligence.

jalether:
The operative word here is "consistency". he had one mad season in 95, a season when his competitors didn't perform to expectation therefore leaving weah

as the only worthy candidate. taking nothing away fom him, his achievement was short-lived unlike etoo who has been the most consistent african player ever.

FACT

I think you should be careful about the way you use the word "consistency"
One can be consistently poor or consistently average.

Student A

99%
91%
85%
72%

Student B

65%
67%
66%
68%

Student B is more consistent but student A is the better student.
Etoo has been among the best players in the last 5 years but there was never a time he was rated the best in Europe or the world at large.
Common sense suggests George Weah is the greatest cos he won the WPOTY + Ballon d'Or and African Player Of The Year in a single year.

jalether:
You are missing the point. Mikel was linked to chelsea and man utd at a [b]period [/b]in his career when he was on fire.

He was never on fire. . . . . . .He was just opportuned to play amongst younger footballers and he bamboozled em with his strength and reh reh.
As soon as he was promoted to the Super Eagles/ Senior team. . . . .His talents diminished.
How many goals do you think Heskey(if he lied about his age) would score in the U21 tourney? He would get 12 but he's still shyte.

that he hasn't been the same player since, means zilch

He would never be that kinda player. . . . . . . .He looked good back then cos he's an age cheat like Osundo and Dimeji Lawal.

Magz:
Listening to Bis right now!!
"I illuminate wit logic,  What I speak is more than just deep, it's bottomless"

Nice!!

Seriously though, I don't know about this poo,  Like, this girl does any and everything for me. Buys me groceries, pays bills for me, cooks and does my laundry, drives me around anywhere I need to go,  and keeps pictures of me up everywhere. She even painted a portrait of me. And she is HOTT. She could literally have any guy she wants. I don't know. I am so confused. 

Use her and dump her!!!
This isn't the kinda babe you should be pitching your tents with, ma man!!!
A cheat will always be a cheat.

Magz:
@ Sauron,  dope quote in your sig!! Canibus is the truth!

Are you a Bis fan?

Nateevs, where have you been?
Intel says Carlotti is trying to cop Sani Kaita and Yakubu.

Magz:
Argghhhh just found out my shorty has been creepin around on me.

A month ago I was in the process of dumping her, but she begged me to stay with her, and I did. Things started going good. So good that we found a place together and decided to move with one another. Then, a few nights ago I find these txt messages in her phone from the guy she was with before me. Apparently, he came to pick her up 10 at night the night before we moved into the new apartment together. Two days later I found the messages, along with random texts from several other guys saying stuff like "Hey sexy, I miss you" Blah blah blah.

I became irate and threw her cellphone out the window, breaking it into a dozen pieces, and we had a HUGE fight.

Since then, I've left and come back. She cried and made love to me and swore she was done with sleeping around. She says she loves me, doesn't want anyone else, and that she was "rebounding" because she thought I was going to leave her and Blah blah blah.

Now my question to all you Nairalanders is should I stay with this girl, or should I go? We've been together for half a year and have developed strong emotional feelings for one another. I really care about her, but we have had some issues in the past and now this. Can a chick like this be trusted, or am I setting myself for heartbreak and disaster?

I am serious with this thread, and I welcome any advice.

Stay with her till she infects you with Syphilis.

jalether:
Mikel Obi was the second best player at the U21 tourney. no?

So freaking what?
Where's the 2nd best player in the 2007 U21 tourney? What about the 2009 edition?
Where's Chrisantus? Sinima Pongolle? Carlos Vela?

Di Maria of Benfica has been linked to a dozen clubs in the last 9 months, how good is he?

jalether:
How can an average or mediocre player be consistently linked top top clubs?. he must be doing something right

Ask Mikel Obi.

jalether:
Olic was supeb esp in the UCL but sweini stiill shits on him.

Have you ever wondered why he has been linked to top clubs in europe this summer (chelsea and real madrid).

He has always been linked to top clubs. . . . .
Schweini did nowt for Bayern in the last campaign. The major players were Olic, Robben and Ribery.

jalether:
But shweini was bayern and bundesliga's best player last season alongside Arjen Robben

Ozil also had a magnificent season with werder.

Schweini was what? Abeg don't blaspheme.
Bayern's best player last season was Olic. . . . . . .and you still have Robben and Ribery before Bastian.

Without a doubt, he's copped an outstanding performance in this tourney.
But Sneijder will win the WPOTY/Ballon d'Or should Holland get to the Final.

jalether:
in terms of [b]consistency [/b]and achievement, samuel eto'o is the greatest african footballer of all time. george weah is a close second.

Even Samuel Etoo will slap you for this blasphemy.
George Weah is the greatest footballer from Africa.
WPOTY, European Player of The Year in 1995. . . . . . . .There's no African that would beat that record in the next 5 centuries.

funkybaby:
Hmmm. . . I was just about preparing ikokore garnished with panla and dry fish

Except that i'm not from Ijebu.

anyways, you know i will do anything just to keep you in the west so rice+salad+chicken it will be.
honey, what drink would you like?

Banana Daiquiri.

tkb417:
@Sauron
Whick kain mssg u dey drop for ma BB?
Take your time o

I needed you to envy me a bit. . . . . .
It's my TIME.

funkybaby:
okay honey.  
enjoy the match while i prepare something we can munch later  

Fried Rice/Salad/Jerk Chicken, pleaseeeeeee.

duduspace:
But they still knocked you out or is your memory that porous?

The final aggregate was 4-4.
If Schweini is that golden. . . . . .I don't think his midfield woulda conceded 4 goals against United and 2 goals against Inter Milan in the final.
Maybe you are the one that needs to filter your dusty brain cavity.
Useless monorchid!

funkybaby:
Lol. Hello honeyyy

we should be at the seaside together this lovely sunny afternoon

Go and get your monokini and tankini.
I will join you after Nadal's match.

Dr Kitaun:
Holland might lose to Uruguay

Unless you MURDER/KIDNAP Wesley Sneijder(WPOTY-elect).

rhymz:
Hahahaha. . .FunkyHO wants to know the size of my sugarstick. . .hahahaha. . . Ta gbafuo! Gi na onye mei ga dat kind rubbish. . . You can choke on that kid's( Kush) dyck for all I care but don't get greedy and start wishing for what you can't have. . . I don't do Ho's, am too classy for such, you could do my Labrador if you insist though, I know biatch has got to pay her billz. . Lol. . My dog would love to eat your pu$ssy anyway, just make sure you satisfy him, you will be surprise what my Labrador can do, Kush won't even stand a chance when my dog will be defiling and ravaging you in everyway, at least not with his Cigar prick! Lol

U must be a consummate retard.
I demand an apology before i invoke the 4 horsemen of Satan's apocalypse on your entire household.
Na my WIFE you dey insult? Are you high on grey pubes?