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nateevs:
What do you know. . . ?
Lampard earns £130,000 a week and has at least 3 years left on his contract and you think he's worth £13m
Drogba £13m ?. . . . You are such a joke.

How do you arrive at such figures. . . . ?

Make that £140,000 a week.

Ritchboy is a WUM.
Pay no attention to him.

nateevs:
I usually won't make mouth but with Arsenal, I have to.

This is ARROGANCE at it's sterling quality.

Aloy~Emeka:
I thought we were upgraded to 2nd world after we qualified for the world cup?

2nd world ke?
Nigeria is a developing nation and with the staggering population of Lagos State. . . . . .The video clip is not surprising.
You will find this in Mumbai, Bangkok, Jakarta and the favelas in Brazil.

ritchboy:
Lampard would be a catastrophic failure in the barca set up. They wont take him for free

Stop hating. . . . . .Lampard will shine in Barca.

Sagamite:
Overall, I think generally the feel I get for the Manchester brand is that it is a "Very Good" university, I don't think I get the "Top notch" feel like a place like St Andrews might generate and seen as more exclusive. This might be due to the student volumes (easy access) and weak national rankings (which are used by UK-focused HR staff for grad schemes) diluting the brand because the academic teaching and research quality is higher than St Andrews.

It is not that easy to get in there and the success of alumni in the industry is quite high.
The Presidents of Belize, Iceland and T & T are all associated with the Uni.
U can still find the apparatus of John Dalton(founder of atomic theory) in the Science Lab. . . .

Moreover, huge engineering companies hover around session in session out.
Names like KBR Halliburton, WorleyParsons, Petrofac, Baker Hughes, Oceaneering, etc.

ritchboy:
Sauron
where are u getting these figures from? Football Manager or Fifa 10?
man city are the only club stupid enough to pay £40 for fat frank!

Barcelona will pay £45 million for him.
How much did they buy that shower of shit called Ibracadabra.

Aloy~Emeka:
Where is our resident Lagos PR specialist to come and explain this?

Nigeria is a 3rd world country. . . . .I dunno why this is coming as a surprise to you.
Leave the lil' man alone. . . . .Let him defecate as he wishes.

ritchboy:
Aguero is valued over £30m not for his form over 16 months, but his age/potential.
Drogba & Anelka(grandpas) are worth like £13m apiece
Thats still less than aguero if u combine them

Drogba £31.15 million
Anelka £24.75 million.

Lampard is the the most expensive at £40 milla in Chelsea.

jalether:
Based on what criteria, his performance over the last 16 months certainly doesn't justify the ridiculous market value placed on him

I hope you are aware there's an authentic site that values football players on the web-space.
If you press me, i can tell you what each player in the Chelsea squad is worth.

Aguero is £32 million and Forlan is £26 million.

hax:
Nastradamus is Nas' WORST album. lol
Check anywhere on the internet. Google it. lmfao

I don't need to check the internet to tell me Nastradamus shits on God's Son and Untitled.
Ma ears can process and analyse good lyrics and excellent production.
Nastradamus was GREAT!!!!

Is it possible to have such bad taste? lol

Who has a bad taste between you and me. . . . .U have not contributed any meaningful point here.
U just beat about the bush like an alcoholic squirrel.

My copy didn't have them. Sorry.

That is what happens when you buy bootleg copies.
Go to the stores and buy good CDs.

I thought EVERYTHING post-2001 was trash? lol

Post 2001 was trash. . . . . .One good track in 10 is trash.
A classic album must contain tracks you won't skip.

And no, I'm not frgy_. But it doesn't really matter what you think anyway.

The way he hangs on your nuts is kinda suspicious.
When the mod gets back, i will see what the IP trace says.

jalether:
Aguero's worth is nothing more than £25 million, and I'm being really generous with that figure

His market value is £32 million.

dayokanu:
No one still has explained why Jose has 3 wins and 5 draws in 13 CL games with Inter Milan in the CL.

The measure of a coach is in Europe and Jose has failed Inter in this regard

Dayokanu?

U mean to say Jose has won just 3, drawing 5 and losing 5 in 13 UCL games with Inter??
I didn't know Jose is this woeful. Abeg, he is an overrated piece of turd.

platinumnk:
I checked, nothing
hhahah I have mowed our lawns since i was 12. When my mates were painting their nails.   Whats wrong with plasma screens? Not hard, just might need another hand.
lol Why should you have to rely on someone when you can do it yourself?  

Bonus points!!!

Not every woman is a tom-boy like you.

chika98:
Sauron: Hand wash your boxers because I am Maytag abi?

It's all for LOVE.

platinumnk:
@ Sauron- So a man fixes electronics ehh?

What if I told you I fix ALL the electronics in my house!!
I wire the cables, fix the computers, printers when they mess it up,
Fix the routers, change the sky light lightbulbs
Hammer Nails and all that? What is the role of a man then?

U also mount Plasma screens on your wall by yourself, fix blown fuses, move heavy equipments?? etc
Check between your legs, i am sure you have a 3rd leg.

nateevs:
£100m . . . I laugh in Queen's English. . .
£100m for one player. . . We have passed that time at Chelsea so loooooong ago. . .

This is what I call classic case of[b] lazy journalism. . .[/b]

I agree witcha 100%.

chika98:
LMAO! We are on the same page then.

Are you sure?
Are you reaffirming you will hand-wash me boxers?

platinumnk:
Sauron, my brother washes dishes and helps clean around the house.

He doesn't know his rights yet. He will come back demanding some sorta compensation when he realises you have brain-washed him.

And you need to allow it through customs,  maybe you Londeners wont be so stiff-necked

We have got better sex-lives than y'all sexual deviants in America.
Rape rate wouldn't be so high in America if y'all are doing it the London way.

chika98:
Who was doing it before the woman arrived? Weren't you the one cleaning your house before she came forth? No one is trying to be "western" here . I haven't condoned her demanding attitude BUT you cannot live in a house with a spouse who you claim to love and NOT help her out every once in a while. She cannot possibly cook, clean, look after the kids if you have one and then be this big cat in bed all at once.

No one is saying a man should not help out. . . . .But there are certain chores i will not do.
Washing, cleaning are chores known to women. There other stuffs that are more energy-sapping reserved for me.
Installation of huge gadgets in the house is men's speciality not knowing the brand of fairies that washes well.

It pays to change our attitude towards house chores and helping out. A happy wife makes a happy home. Surely she doesn't "demand" things to get done but simply reaching out and doing the dishes or hovering the floor goes a long way. Some men here understand that.

Personally, i cannot tolerate a dirty environment so my partner has her work cut out.
I just don't see how a woman should DEMAND her partner must wash used plates. Did she skip "home training" lessons in her father's house.
God knows i will be calling her parents ASAP to straighten her out.

full depth:
sauron
nor mind this one,  i nor no where im come from?

Nor mind am. . . . . .
After completing her house-chores which includes washing her partner's socks, she comes here to GLOAT and form Lara Croft.

ibkaye:
As long as you're not mentioning Salford of Manc Met, I see nothing particularly wrong with your list

It's a shit school!!!
Their babes are ugly too.

chika98:
I doubt that she "demanded". Perhaps she just asked??

It isn't right to demand to do the dishes. A man shouldn't go about with the mentality of a woman being confined to cooking and cleaning either. That mentality is somewhat "off". Generally, most women understand gender roles and would do what they taught by their parents to do. A man however shouldn't take the piss. Nothing is wrong with helping out every once in a while. You both live in the said house together and it takes two to keep it clean.

Go and siddon somewhere.

Who was doing it when the woman was in her father's house?
These chics serve their male siblings(young/old) but when it's time to do the same to their partners, they bring this annoying western attitude.
Y'all are Africans. . . . . . .No matter what you say, you are still an African.

platinumnk:
Dont worry Ill send you a blowup doll and a mail order maid

The Customs won't let such through our borders.
We don't condone fetishism like you Yankees.

funkybaby:
come back jare.  
dont even waste your time
MEND stands no chance with a full-blooded ijebu guy  

Okay o. . . . . . .Hmmmmmm

ibkaye:
That's not what the league tables are saying Although, some of these league tables aren't the most reliable, have you seen the Guardian's one? Sho-cker, honestly

Ok, so what's you're top 20 then if we're going by personal opinion.

Add the other list to this:

Uni of Bristol
Uni of Birmingham
Uni of Warwick
London School Of Economics and Political Science
Uni of Glasgow
Uni of Leeds
Uni of St. Andrews

Uni of Nothingham
Uni of Southampton
Uni of Sheffield
Uni of Bath
Uni of York
Uni of Durham
Uni of Lancaster.

funkybaby:
anyway, whether he thinks he is below me or vice-versa, who cares !
i love him, he loves me and our relationship is working !  

ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I think it's about time i have him kidnapped. He cannot enjoy this alone.
Off to hire MEND militants.

ibkaye:
It's a good uni but top 6? C'mon.

Lemme tell you the Universities i rate higher than Manchester Uni:

University of Oxford
Imperial College
University College London
University of Cambridge
University of Edinburgh.

Don't joke with Manchester(They have produced 23 Nobel prize winners)!!!!

Sagamite:
Why these unis? In my opinion:

15 Manchester (Top uni, well regarded internationally, students do well in pushing above their weight)

Manchester 15th in the UK? This must be a joke.
This Uni must be among the top 6 in the UK.

jay bee:
your degree cover womanology to? lord sauron a man of many skills.

It's not what you think.

platinumnk:
Actually Sauron in my 30's I want to be running a stable business, by my husbands side.

Amen!!!!!

full depth:
Sauron, nor mind all of them joo,  especiallyy that one they call AMAKA,
mmcccheeeeeeeeeeeeew,

It comes with age and experience.
The ones between 18-22 do front because they are still in the market.
23-26, their fronting is moderate. They will do some chores, they will shy away from some.
But from 27-30, they will wash, clean, scrub, sweep and cook.

funkybaby:
lol.

pity, i am taken and his hold on me is ''gidi gba''  

my kind are not lonely/single for long  

Lemme speak to him, we can work out some sorta arrangement.

full depth:
Platinum,  deep down in my mind, i know u can never ask your man to wash the plates,  
u just wan form small.

Don't mind platinum.
All of em come here to form Lara Croft whereas she hand-washes her partner's shit-stained boxers.

Secretz:
How much did you put in the offering box?  

He said it before the service.

funkybaby:
lol. thanks @ sauron

obviously you and fulldepth are thoroughbred naija men.

i know your kind. you want respect and nothing less from your woman.

a lady that recognizes this trait in you and handles it appropriately has no problem.

the trick is the lady should not DEMAND for the respect or see herself as an equal to the man or get carried away by all this western world mentality. if she handles it just as i handle my man, she will get a foot rub, massage (after washing the bloody dishes), genuine love+care, shopping sprees and anything she wishes for  

I don fall in love with funkybaby already(Love @ no sight).

Genuflect:
Lol. So I'm hax too for agreeing with hax? Na wa for Nairaland o. Abeg hax, how far the link to that Lupé mixtape? I really need it

Nah. . . . .I have known you for ages but this unknown entity putting his nose in something that is not his business makes me antsy.

full depth:
@SAURON, u are indeed a blessing to MANHOOD !!
@jaybee, does it matter?

My pastor said the same thing last Sunday.

frgy_:
i dont think hax needs to disguise as any1. his analysis always shits on yours. e always makes sense were u make none

I have heard, Hax(in disguise).
The only thing you have not done yet is putting his cock in your filthy rectum.

platinumnk:
Whats wrong with that?? dont you have washing machines?

What if your wife becomes in capable to do housechores, do u divorce her?

Incapable of doing house chores? She'd better sprint back to her father's house and gimme back ma bride-price?
There are capable hands out there begging to be hitched.

funkybaby:
My response to this post is based on my own personal views/experience
I am aware marriage is a partnership and reason why i use the word ''partner'' to refer to my man and not the usual ''boyfriend'' term.
In marriage, he will definitely help out with the house chores. He is well educated, enlightened and exposed to know that you have to be supportive of his wife.

However, i WILL NOT DEMAND that he does the dishes. There are more ''dignifying'' chores that the man can do such as sorting and loading clothes into the washing machine, bathing the kids or helping out with the ironing. But asking him to wash the dishes. . . . NO !

You are a STAR!!!!

full depth:
Me?? do the dishes with u??
what kind of stupid love is that one??   Imagine her telling me that i have to do the dishes wif her??

Very soon she will ask you to do her undies.
Give women an inch and they will take a mile.