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kokoye:
Do it @ your own peril ooooooooooo

If your landlord has a daughter and you no date her or you also bring girls from outside, the landlord fit kill you ooooo

Rule of law: You must date your landlord's daughter

I will do all his daughters. . . . . . .Is this Cross-River State or Delta State?

You guys are going to let em lock this thread.

Do you guys love each other or what?

platinumnk:
I laugh in igbo-

Sauron i dont know many times I am going to go over this. No. No and No

Im sorry, but you're welcome to the south anytime, such things are the norm.

Nah, you put yourself together and fly to Europe.
I need to perform physical examination on that booty.
It's too good to be TRUE.

Dr Kitaun:
@Sharon

on what basis do u really calculate which team are the greatest in English footie ?

Recent success, history, fan base, management and global appeal.

aside Liverpool that is the baba of all clubs based on number of trophies won, and the Scum team that have won more trophies, which other team is greater that ARSENAL FC

Liverpool are nowhere compared to Man Utd.
They might have won more CL trophies but apart from that. . . . . .nothing else.
The last time they won the league was TWENTY YEARS AGO. . . . .The league count is tied 18-18 and the only competition they are better is the UCL.

u sound like HULL CITY FC is even greater than Arsenal ? can u expatiate ?

Chelsea still trumps Arsenal as far as recent success is concerned.
But historically, Arsenal is mightier than Chelski so it's tied 1-1.

@ tkb417 & Bluespice,

Make una take it easy now.
It hasn't come to this. . . . .tkb(you are ma favourite OAU dude). . . .stop the aggression.

Bluespice. . . . .Haba, kool down now.
U know how we do!!!!

platinumnk:
Google her pre-kayne west days, when she was a stripper and before the surgeries

Odikwa serious.

Meanwhile, are you sure you didn't pad up your ass too via surgeries?

tkb417:
murtherfcker

didnt do up to 15 u toad
just 2 in 3 weeks  

2 in 3 weeks? Say the TRUTH!!!!

stillwater:
This is embarrassing.

. . . . . .We can use condoms if you want na.

kokoye:
I served in Warri - girls would offer us food, money and sex so we could do their G.C.E exams for them. Even their mothers used to come along to plea with them.

Trust the useless fathers, playing draft and drinking ogogoro as early as 6 in the morning.

Those were the dark days.

Thank God.

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I am going to no Naija to do my NYSC this year.
These tales are too juicy.

stillwater:
I've changed my mind. I'm not going. Don't want sauron to kill me.

Kill abi impregnate.

bluespice:
by this i guess u'r laughing AT his comment right?

I am lauding it.
tkb417 is brilliant when it comes to matters like this.
In Yola, he shagged 15 babes in 3 weeks(National record).

tkb417:
i can bet they got the style on TV
anthin u see in Nigeria is as a result of undue exposure to the west
rape is not in me culture

PRICELESS!!!!

tkb417:
NYSC babes? na bad runz o

my gurlie defo cant go for NYSC
she'll do it in ma house

NYSC babes are the easiest in Naija.
Even the born-again Christians go hay-wire when they get to the camp.
Tkb. . . . .How many did you shag in Yola cos i met a babe who said something about you some months back.

Vacora:
@ Sauron:
Hardened edition? How much did you pay for this luxury, sir? Girlfriends and wives will be complaining from today about how long their spouses spend on COD4 

£64 from Gameseek!!!

bluespice:
does that then give you the right to discredit the girl's story
based solely on the fact that a lot of people use that same excuse?


in that case i can't claim rape because more than 1000 rape cases are reported daily
i can't claim theft because more than 10,000 cases are reported
i can't claim to have been raped by my boyfriend because a lot of people use that to make themselves look innocent

even you could come up with something effortlessly better

It's loads complex than that. . . . . . .U won't understand.

tkb417:
of course they are worse than the arses

3/54 is what = ? (calculate)

One title every 18 years.

In the last 16 years, United have won 11 league titles.

bluespice:
so the fact that majority loose their virginities through rape is their faults?
i'm sorry i just can't get what your point is

I'm saying this tale is a template for Naija chics to look prim n proper in the eyes of their current boy/fs.
Even a pass-around babe i used to know in Naija told all the guys she slept with one after the other the same TALE.

Krayola:
haha. . .The question should be what don't I smoke?  

I've always had dark lips though. . .

Nah. . . . . . . .I can tell chain smokers from the colour/texture of their lips.
After careful observation. . . . .It's obvious you do crack cocaine.

chamotex:
See Jay-Z  

Fake Jay-Z repping New York from Toronto.

www.nairaland.com/attachments/196641_krayola_jpg6caf55a6791b77e02f4999feb36ec15d

Why your lips come look like 50 Naira Onion?
Do you smoke??

kokoye:
During NYSC in delta state, there was this nice girl I became friends with. She had a relationship in Lagos and so did I. Her boyfriend worked with Mobil Producing so money was not an issue. We talked about issues like women's minds were fickle like someone mentioned here and she was like, lailai, she could never leave her bf - she had no reason to.

She would see me at church fellowships and also in the midst of my friends @ the mammy market - all my friends drank beers but she would always see me with amstel malta and milk.  Every once in a while, we would have decent and long conversations, walk around without even talking.

Guess what? she started having funny feelings - I would notice it on her face whenever I told her I had to go hang with my boys. So I stopped spending time with her but it only made it worse. On the last day of camp, she scribbled a note, handed it to me and took off - she expressed her feelings to me in the note. I looked for her and simply made her feel good about herself. Imagine what i might have been able to do if I was a bad boy.

Bottomline, a truly good girl started having feelings for a poor me because we started spending time together. Now imagine a poor needy girl in the midst of 'wealthy naija devils'.

May the good Lord not lead us into temptation . . or be able to overcome it when we are in one.

Forget Naija NYSC. . . . . . . .Those girls go to the camp with the mentality of meeting potential husbands and sex is no issue at all.
NYSC has ruined beautiful relationships cos babes throw caution outta the window and go on a shagging spree.
It's better to seek a relationship AFTER these girls must have completed their NYSC programme.

Vacora:
@ Lexyman and Sauron:
Have you guys started clocking hours on the game yet?

I got it on Saturday. Haven't played it yet.
It's the HARDENED edition so i am biding my time before i go into the world of halo-tips.

tkb417:
thank u
we have something to celebrate
we are not used to barreness

EPL barreness.

Chelsea have won the league THRICE in 54 years.
I swear they are WORSE than Arsenal.

bluespice:
your point being?

98% of all the Naija babes i have met were deflowered by their previous boy/fs via RAPE.
Same tale all the time. . . . . . .Reh reh reh. . . . .My ex(the only boy-f) i ever had forced me.

How many times have i heard that line??

nateevs:
This thread is celebrating a successful kick. .
Well we are celebrating 3pts and table topping. . .

United will celebrate another EPL title.
It's OUR birthright. Ballack can never win the EPL with Chelsea(he's BAD LUCK)

stillwater:
It is real. It happened to my sister's friend. These Nigerian men poison the drinks and sleep with you. IT IS REAL, OK!!!!!

YAWNS.

bluespice:
do you seriously want to claim to be unaware of the fact that rape victims are almost always seen as both those at fault and those that instigated the said crime
basically more oft times than none, a rape victim is responsible for her rape in nigeria

she didn't lie she simply withheld information
information that wasn't ever inquired about if i might add (based on his story. . . )

The rape stats in Nigeria must be staggering then.
99% of the babes in Naija were deflowered by rapists as far as what i hear everyday is confirmed.

Krayola:
haha. See Ibime look like say him pupsie dey off camera dey shout "I swear if you stop smiling I will beat the hell out of you. Pretend you are well fed and happy. U betta not spoil oga pikin sandals or else you are dead."  

cute pic

Krayola, you don kolo.

hackney:
The poster is rightly worried.
The colleague is a man and most men are Dogs.
The wife on the other hand is a woman and women are simply  fickle.

Eziokwu!!!!

bluespice:
excuse me have u never heard of the term spiking one's drink?

I have but this particular babe lied about the incident.
Did she report this to anyone when it happened?

stillwater:
What do you mean how cheap? The girl was raped.

Believe that and there's a dinosaur in Yaba market.

https://i34.tinypic.com/rwoqhj.jpg

Ibime, why your head come big pass your body like you are a spermatozoon.