₦airaland Forum

mukina2:
I loff your nose

tkb417:
had to lafff
hehehehehehe

mukina2:
buahahahahahahaha
i don die
https://www.easyfreesmileys.com/smileys/lol-016.gif

Krayola:
Oya Sauron. Mr. "All Mouth No Action". . .Show ya face make u chop your own yabbing. Bloody danfo driver.  

tkb417:
u dey mind Sauron
proper london tout

mukina2:
Sharon is 4 ft tall

he cant post his pishure

Krayola:
Thunder fire u. Na yoruba men get style pass. The shirt and coat are a lil oversized but besides that he stand well well.

Ibime:
OK, nothing to yab. . . . perhaps we can fault your style just a bit. . . . you dress like typical Yoruba man. . . . 

Labelle:
I will like to plead with any 16-25 year olds reading this thread to please desist from joining this useless debate, it only shows you giving into your dirty birth mark (the aggravated compulsion to feel better than the next person) and in this endless quest for relevance, you end up making a huge ridicule of thyself.

tkb417:
armageddon!!!!!!!
ure a fooool

tkb417:
Ibime
thts the link

and if anybody abuse me ehn, i'll yank off in 100 secs  

tkb417:
wey DKs pic?

bgees:
Honestly , I admit there was no contact, so it shouldn't have been a penalty. but a part of me still thinks if Ngog had actually stood on his feet, he would have fallen anyway and maybe a penalty would have been awarded eventually.

Ngog and Rafa have come out to admit their doubts about the penalty. . . . . . unlike some certain Ronaldos and Drogbas.

Kunbee:
@sauron back off and free the gal jare , come to oshodi and see baka u go fear

mukina2:
you don start again oh free my name abeg

chic2pimp:
MUKINATU ABEG MAKE YOU UN BAN VALERIE I MEAN EYONIGGER OOOOO

190:
nigeria film.

Title : Sex,sex sex sex and more sex without CONDOM

Starring : deji2009,~Sauron~,SEXYZEE

Producer : Nairaland

Director : OYINBOGOJU

Location :USA/NIGERIA

Executive producer :190

jalether:
You dey craze, when you go post your pics, Pls you really have to notify us before you go ahead so as to be fully prepared, you know

with acquiring all the sleeping pills I can get my hands on

Eziachi:
Now you did sounds jealous and you have answered your own question about what you should be jealous about?: And in your own words, they eat bugger, you don’t, they shop at TESCO and you don’t (which are quite petty things) and now maybe you shops at Jankara market.

By the sound of it, I think you have actually lived abroad yourself but sound exactly like some of those that use to live abroad by were deported as an illegal alien for credit card fraud or non payment of their child support to their former Jamaican girlfriend (the mother of their one night stand experiment).

And now with few nasty mosquito bites back in the slums of Orile Igamu, reminded them of former something and they are bitter. I may be wrong , so no insult now please!!

jalether:
How can we be sure that's muki, but if that's truly her then

OYINBOGOJU:
TAKE YOUR TIME TO READ IT AND TELL ME WHERE HAVE WE MEN GONE WRONG TO DESERVE THIS PUNISHMENTS.
IS IT A CRIME TO GO HUSTLE FOR ABROAD, O GA OO


Dear Agatha,

Two years ago, my husband travelled to the United States of America in search for greener pasture. The children and I couldn’t go with him because of so many factors I don’t want to mention here.
When he got there, things too didn’t look too bright, but being a very responsible man, he took the first job he was offered to enable him meet his obligations to us, back in Nigeria.
Things progressively got better until I began to feel lonely. Initially I could control the urges, but it got so bad that I had to capitulate to the feelings at a point especially as a friend of mine who also resides in United States of America called to say my husband was involved with a woman.

He has this friend who has never hidden his interest in me, even when my husband was around. Since he left, he has been a constant visitor to our house, helping out with the children and giving financial support from time to time.
About five months ago he came on one of those days I was missing my husband’s company so much. The children had gone to my sister-in-law’s place to spend the weekend so I was alone.
Unfortunately, one thing led to another and we ended up sleeping with each other. From that point it became a regular habit. I guess I got careless because I just found out that I am pregnant for almost three months, and the worst of it all is that the three doctors I went to for abortion declined because of the position of the fetus. They all say if I attempt to do anything to the baby, I might end up dying in the process.
As if that isn’t enough complications, my husband’s friend after giving me money to abort the baby has started avoiding me and has warned me not to allow his wife know about it. He threatened to deny me if I ever make the mistake of mentioning his name to anybody.
Left with no choice, I went for spiritual help only to be told too that this child is indestructible and that any attempt by me would involve my life.


Please help me.
Confused Wife.

Vacora:
@Sauron
£64 for a game? i love my games but there's no way in hell i am paying that much. Do you get anything special with the edition?

walakolobo:
Yeap, they argue blindly- what is wrong with them?

bgees:
well, they didn't deserve to win the game, not even a point. we controlled the game from the start so we deserved more than a point.

Dr Kitaun:
atimes I just wished u could just quit acting like a primary school graduate . . .but anyway even if I try to convert u I WONT PASS !

whats the meaning of recent success ?

do we say because Nigeria has enjoyed 10 yrs of hazy democracy NIGERIA is truly a democratic state ?

do we say cos Chelsea has done well in the last decade we ignore their dismal performance in not winning the EPL for 50 yrs ?

why are u so double standarded in nature ?

these same set of statistics u will bring up when its MANURE against CHAVSCUM

what exactly do u want ? is it a sort of a derangement JACKAL ?

Gbenga, kilo n worry e naw ? 

bluespice:
aiite in months, that will be  . . . .
give or take 40 months

platinumnk:
lol. Im afraid, currently, that will never be possible.
What if i told you it ran in my family? lol

From my momma, my lil sis and my cousin whos ass rivals Deelishs

bluespice:
would u like that number in  days, years or eons?

tkb417:
since u want some lecturing in home training,ill indulge

when next u have the time to speak to your elders, ask them about the first rule of engagement in a public place
you dont speak until ure spoken to

and when u throw caution to the winds to break the rule, u shldnt be too pedantic but listen to what elders are sayin
bargin in an intellectual discourse with so much adhominem begs a lotta question

my submission is ure a toad with no moral upbringing
ok? tell them i said so

kokoye:
Warri, Delta state.

Or you wan go Anambra? I hear husbands offer their wives to guests as snacks.    

bluespice:
i'm sorry for going slightly off topic

debosky:
Those talking about Nemanja school of ruggedness, I can bet Vidic hates playing against DD, only second to his hatred of Torres. DD has slapped Vidic, knocked out a tooth and elbowed the living hell out of the poor boy. It got so bad Vidic decided to stay out of the game.