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airzzee:
Honestly, girls can be funny. My very first gal friend and I agreed that we would not have sex until we got married or at least much later. We were both teenagers then (I was 17, she was 16). I promised her marriage and we never went there. After about 8 years (then I had started working), she came to my house to pass the night (FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER 8 YEARS OF TRUSTED, SEXLESS RELATIONSHIP) and started weeping uncontrollably. She finally told me one cock-and-bull story:

That her close friend took her to her (the friend's) cousin’s place. The guy gave both of them 2 bottles of Fanta and that she slept off after drinking it and woke up to discover that she had been deflowered. What a story! Honestly, I felt ashamed of myself for waiting for a LovePeddler for marriage. And the so-called rape didn’t happen that year-o; according to her, it happened some 3 years before she came and told me…

Eastbay:
We take part in it because it's mandatory.
Forget the royalty.United devalued it in 2000 by skipping it to play in the inaugural World Club Championship and its glamour has been pale ever since.

HNIC:
@Sauron
See you guys feeling kool, elevating Evans to legend status for kicking someone in the ribs.
Should be charged for assault in a court of law.
What's the big deal in scoring against Manure in a league match
David Ngog scored one 2 weekends ago
Is David Ngog better than Drogba

Eastbay:
in some cases it should be double-check.Especially the one with Downs Syndrome (Senderos).Like the EPL games.
Vidic is even looking like Saint Peter the way evans dished out his form of hard-knocks on the so-called drog.
At this rate,Evans might just be made captain of United next match!

mukina2:
na Lalaboi be the shortest in the pic

mukina2:
sharon
sharrap
my belle oh

chamotex:
Anyways just for the record

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From Left - Right: Debosky, Ibime, Dayokanu, MrCrackles and FBS

mukina2:
are you that attention starved?
whether i look like a frog or a cockroach i  am not on the same level as you and will never be,
stop stalking me .
go do more threads and keep on seeking attention.
only Little kids want others to see their new toys

chamotex:
Bammy, at least if u wan take pic, commot all the elastic granny panties wey dey background.
And which kind jersey be that? Where u buy am?  Which time abibas start to sponsor Chelsea?

Eastbay:
HNIC,
stop foaming from your anus.
how is a goal from nearly three years ago more important?At the now almost-worthless FA Cup?
oga,your team's trophilessness is starting to worry you.

tkb417:
Blood of Jesus!!!

This is why u spit from the pit of hell
i bind you in Jesus name

HNIC:
Drogba's goal in FA cup final, 2007>>>>>>11 league games----0 goals

tkb417:
so wey saurons pic? make we his wowo face sef

Bromine:
Please i want to ask if it is advisable to allow your wife to be having free ride every morning from her male colleague working in the same office with her.The man is staying in the same side with her and every morning on his way going to work,will call her to come out and enter his car so that two of them can go to work instead of her going to park and queing for public bus.Hope its advisable and cannot lead to another thing?,or will you stop her if you re in that shoe?

eyonigger:
Hahahaha, Mr. Oga rora nao!! You might even throw me a punch if you see me in person the way your releasing your verbal punches. Im better than your sorry ass biter who never admitted his biting. Go self-service bro, ofoka is coming soon.

Emperoh:
E be like say u know wetin dey my mind.
Assuming say na Vida dey that pitch na first half Drogba for comot?
I didn't know why the camera picked on Vida when that thing happened!!
The look on his face was priceless He was like, 'yes, my boy thats how to do it'!!!

Emperoh:

This seems to be the major positive we are taking from this game!!
Next time he will respect United defenders!!!

eyonigger:
Lol, ignore me bro, aint got your time. Go word-fight with ofoko in tha rap/battle section, he knows how to handle u better.

Eastbay:
Sauron,
rooney looks like  a saint when placed close to Droba's award winning rant.Roo didn't swear and wasn't raving like a lunatic.
I swear,the way Evans booted Drogba,I thought i saw his boot come out of Drogba's mouth,like he kicked him so high up in his a$$.

Emperoh:
If u want to mark Drogba now, all u need do is shout Johnny Evans
I bet you, he'll leave the ball and scamper to safety

eyonigger:
Sharon u don start, nobody called for your attention in this. Stay off.

mukina2:
i have told you to ignore me right?

who did i impersonate?

do you think i am attention starved like you?

to come up with a sick love story about a boy chasing you

tkb417:
MINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Evans isnt Senderos

Eastbay:
sauron,
you implicitly supported that same drogba rant with the chavs last season.

aisha2:
Rooney needs to be careful, we dont need drama now abeg, lets put our house together and face the real enemies first, drama can come later

tkb417:
so Carlo is the new menace?
we shall see to his destruction soon

jalether:
What gives you the impression United will win the league this season, If I were you wouldn't be so confident

jalether:
What has that got to do with the price of meat in Oshodi market, the issue at hand is the fact that Man utd got their a$$ whooped
by Chelsea, If you have nothing meaningful to type you can do yourself a favour and call it a day.

BlueDiva:
Sauron get a grip.
You're beginning to sound like a lil girl.

Get over it, only bad losers give excuses.
You guys were not good enough yesterday, sorry!!!

Ibime:
Make una leave baba Terry jare. He's only doing this cocaine fixing schitzo for fun.

Come on, with all the money the man has, why would he be a cocaine fixer? Cocaine fixers are broke. I know a lot of em. If baba Terry was a real criminal, he would be selling the coke properly, not fixing his friends with a £50 hit per time. That na poor man bizness.