₦airaland Forum

rapjunkie:
i tried to have a wa.nk but your ugly mama kept coming into my mind u fcking slowpoke. . . .slowpoke?. . . .what does that rhyme with?

U couldn't have yourself a w@nk cos the thought of your mother dying of tuberculosis wouldn't let you.
The imagination of an old hag coughing blood on your limp cock isn't a pleasant sight, is it?

Mode9 cant touch Mi lyrically . . . . . . u should kill urself right now to avoid wasting oxygen

You are a junkie so there's really no point arguing with a retard that should be detoxing. . . .
However, if you marry a retard like you, you will produce idiots. . . . .

rapjunkie:
u guys are just a bunch of jokers. . . . all style, no substance. . . . . . . .its not surprising u get on so well. . . . . . . . . . . . 'i solo like isolo' so i don't need meaningless pats on the back by Tosin, Sauron & co to validate my arguments. . . . . I will disgrace ALL OF U on NL. . . una dey try me. . . . .

in the words of my dearly departed friend, Mr Montana. . . . u F with me. . . . your f-ing with the best . . .

Shut your rotten mouth you leprechaun.
Jeeeez, go have a w@nk instead of constituting a nuisance here. . . . .

Mode-9 can't touch M.I. lyrically. . . . .There I said it.
On "Rhyme Tight", the best lyricist in Africa spat this. . . .

I'm like Godzilla to you.
Cos i rhyme iller than you

Battle me in a fight
And lose like blind cops in a crime-fight?


Why would any Police force recruit BLIND cops?
Mode-9 is as stupid in the hed as thousands of his fans. . . .Clueless, deluded, retarded.

Hahahahaha. . . .

Debosky is back from Lubyanka. . . .I hope you didn't drop a soap.

tkb417:
Nani got a goal yesterday

nice one

EXQUISITE!!!!

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Akolawole:
@Le chacaal

6 Titles in one season

What is a Title if i may ask?

Ask Jose Mourinho!!

Akolawole:
@Le chacaal
Have a look at this OUT OF MANY

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/8314326.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7736105.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7286112.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/m/man_utd/7113777.stm

Enjoy this with a bottle of STAR. . . .

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/eng_prem/4596209.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/4391824.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/8529113.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/europe/4283843.stm

http://news.bbc.co.uk/sport1/hi/football/teams/c/chelsea/6660485.stm

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/sport/football/leagues/premierleague/manutd/4978616/Jose-Mourinho-punched-fan-at-Old-Trafford.html

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1217112/Jose-Mourinho-DID-hide-skip-flout-UEFA-touchline-ban-Ex-Chelsea-defender-Nuno-Morais-makes-sensational-claim.html

Grooming players reh reh reh

Wayne Rooney cost #26m( yes Naira ) in 2004

Rio Ferdinand cost 30 million in 2002 (Jesus christ!)

The Floopy bulgaria cost how much?

And many more

Ferguson spends his own money. . . . . .Money made organically by long years of team-building and putting United on the map.
Jose Mourinho spends the owners' money. Money he knew nothing about and it was one of the reasons he was sacked like a pregnant [i]Calabar [/i]housemaid by Roman Abramovic.

eldee:
Hehehe . . . it's funny how you go personal and the next thing you cry that I'm insulting you.
We both know who's portraying an IQ of below 15 here, I'll let your attempt to question my taste in music pass.
You're only a few posts away from going to Rhymestein level . . . now that's going to be hilarious.

Dude, they don't deport people from London to Yorkshire. . . l know how under-exposed you are to the world outside hiphop but displaying this level of ignorance is really out-of-place.

Lawda Mercy!!!

Rafa Benitez has been sacked?
Christ. . . . .who am i gonna laugh at next season?
The Fat Spanish Waiter seems to be heading for Inter.

BlueDiva:
Sauron always argues blindly. . .

U are not very intelligent in spite of your years of rubbing minds with geniuses. . . .

You claimed that JM had only won one UCL title and he should repeat the feat.
He proved you wrong and joined the league of extraordinary managers, winning with 2 different clubs.
Even your SAF would never join that league in his lifetime.

What stupid league of extraordinary managers are you fannying about. . . . .It is easier to win it with 2 different RICH CLUBS.
Use your head. . . . .
Why would SAF leave Man Utd(the greatest club in the world) to start jumping from one European club to another like an economic migrant?
It's restricted to people like Jose who is forced to speak 5 languages cos he knows he must leave Portugal to become SOMEBODY.

The noble thing to do is doff your heart.
JM is already a legend in the footie world.

I will doff ma hat for him not my HEART.
Anuofia.

Ujujoan:
Now you are just using your brain to throw a fit and that's obviosuly making it impossible for you to use it to reason!

By all mean do what you want. But I'm not one to encourage laziness in a man and if you think that makes me materialistic, then so be it!    

_{still lol laughing at the trusting your wife statement!}    

All these are brain-farts, Ujujoan.
Whatever makes a woman seeking money from an ex bad. . . .it also makes a woman seeking any favour from any man BAD as well.
That's ma point.

OAM4J:
the big deal is that she would have lost her pride/respect (including the husband's and family pride), received an insult and at the end got NOTHING.

Now the question is: 'Does it worth it?'

And i am saying she would have lost the same pride/respect(including the husband and family pride), received an insult and at the end got NOTHING if she asks any male acquaintance for ANY FAVOUR at all(excluding financial assistance).
One assistance is not more honourable than the other. I dunno why this line of logic is difficult to grasp.

Ujujoan:
So what happens to the life-threathening situation    
I mean if she can do without it in the first place then why do it at all?

In a life threatening situation. . . .she asks and if the ex is acting funny, she leaves.
There has to be a way and we are talking about his ex that became a platonic friend here.

No need to get hysterical Sauron but that's life . .  a woman asks a man for money, there's every possibility that he'd expect s3x in return and the fact that you want to pretend you don't know that only exposes your level of reasoning!

So when a woman asks a man for other favours apart from money, there isn't every possibility that he'd want to sleep with her?
What's your point, young woman?
The possibility of a man expecting to get shagged is always there. . . .It's not until you ask him for a favour.

Nobody's saying it's wrong to ask for help, but for a woman to ask her ex when she's married? That's absurd!

Just like it's equally absurd for any married woman to ask any male companion for any favour.
That's ma point. . . . .Don't embrace one and knock the other out!!!
Every single situation of a married woman asking any favour from any male acquaintance CAN ALWAYS lead to the UNKNOWN.

I remember opening a thread about receiving gifts from an ex and you guys were foaming through your mouth! You this scenario is worse!  :-

People frothed in the mouth about you receiving gifts from an ex because of your materialistic nature.
You'd get weak in the knees if a gorilla presents a gift to you, never mind humans.

rapjunkie:
The truth is. . . . . . Mode9 is the best lyricist Naija has produced so far. . . . , nobody comes close. . . . . MI has run out of lyrics. . .  

'even if you have testes i'm a prick'. . . . . .   . . . . . . .  i rest my case

I weep for Mother Nigeria if this dude is really the best lyricist in Nigeria.

Ujujoan:
You dont get it! It's nothing personal . . it's not about him, you or me! It's about the concept of a man encouraging his wife to seek help from he ex!

If that's the only option left then by all means, LET HER USE THE OPTION.

He is exposing her to all sorts of things and s3xual harrassment is the biggest of them!

What nonsense sexual harassment are we talking about here?
She asks and if the guy attaches a condition to it, she leaves. . . .What is the biggie in it?

If she know it's a last resort for a life threathining issues, she might be forced to do it and not tell her husband just to meet that need.

I wonder what kinda wife would you be?
If you cannot tell your husband how you came up with the money. . . .would you then tell him if you sleep with your ex?
When people operate with transparency and sheer honesty, all manner of distrust and sexual undertones will be completely eliminated.

What happens to her respect for him as a wife to a husband? I tell you, it's gone with the wind! 

Respect goes outta the window the moment you ask your ex for any favour.
Be it job assistance, visa assistance, fuckever assistance.

If you want to hold on to any RESPECT - then be an island. Don't fuckin ask anybody for any fecking favour.
U cannot eat your cake and have it.

OAM4J:
No. I think you are.
To think you have the capability of subjecting your wife to such ridicule, means you are shameless,
insensitive and unworthy to be called a MAN. - no pun intended & nothing personal  

And to think you will do it with your ex and NOT trusting the woman you married under vows make you a consummate simpleton, self-centred, priggish and pseudo-authoritative.

michelin89:
Yes I am Miss Drama. If you don't go to your ex, your kids will die of hunger.

But seriously, what type of exes do you have?

https://www.redandwhitekop.com/forum/Smileys/default/lmao.gif

Ujujoan:
This is hilarious! You ask her to seek for help from a man and then turn around to say 'no amount of money can make her sleep with another man!      
Seriously, are you pulling my strings?  

Seeking for financial assistance is different to prostituting for money.
What you retards are saying here is no woman can honestly seek help from a male associate without a sexual undertone attached to it?
The moral decadence of the average Nigerian is now at an ALL-TIME low.
At this point, i am ashamed to be called Nigerian. . . . .Y'all idiots disgust me.

Ujujoan:
Not necessarily, if you walk into an office to seek for a job and discover that the HR head is your ex, no harm in asking if he could help!  Even if it were near death, getting a job is much more honourable than asking for money!  

Getting a job for you could even be worse.
Technically, this man is now paying your life bills and he could get more. . . .Sexual harrassment, exploitation, etc.
You will always be in his face and with time, something else could develop.
Whereas with money, it is a one-off thingy.

It even makes it worse if she's asking for something she doesn't need as a matter or life/death! If it's not life threathening then the fact that they are even considering it is really insane!  

Nah. . . . . .sometimes couples get into sticky situations and either the man or the wife can go out there and seek HELP.
It means shyte.

Whatever the amount involved, it's the man's primary responsibility to provide for the family. If it's for something  that's not a last resort for a life threathening matter, then they really don't need to seek for anybody's help!

No one is disputing that it's the man's primary responsibility.
But sometimes men do fail in this responsibility temporarily - so bloody what?

If the bank wont give a loan, go to money lenders, osusu collectors, anything possible!
You know Sauron, you amaze me. I'm surprised you'd be willing to expose your wife to such a demeaning task!

That is because i trust my wife. . . . . .I know no amount of money can get her to go sleep with another man.
In your case, you don't trust yourself and you know a briefcase full of cash can egg you on to eat the forbidden fruit.

OAM4J:
Sauron rest it, dont justify a wrong thing and you are defending badly.

I will see my self as a failure and unworthy to be call an husband/father

if the last option I have is for my wife to go and ask an ex for money - God forbids!

You are a disgrace to manhood!!!!

ofokaofoki:
sauron n ekldee all u both do is yab. na wa o. and una no fit rap super super eagles.

Who are we yabbing now?
Ofokaofoki. . . . .U nor mechonnu there, huh?

Ujujoan:
I disagree with you!

an assistance is NOT an assistance!

There are diffrent levels in assisting somebody . .

Just because your hubby does not have the 'connection' to get you a particular job you want doesn't make him any less of a man and if your ex can help, there's really no big deal! Besides it's not like the survival of your family depends on the job!

How do we know the survival of the family doesn't depend on the job?
It musta been something critical/near-death for you to turn to your ex of all people, isn't it?

But if your husband cannot provide for you and your family, and then you have to resort to begging for financial assistance, then that's disgraceful! And even more shameful if the ONLY person to help is someone you once dated and probably turned down as a woman!    

It doesn't necessarily mean this financial assistance is for food or because your husband couldn't provide.
There are some very sticky situations a woman can find herself where the husband's hands are tied.
Y'all should stop acting like super-humans.

If at all anybody should beg to support the family, it should be the man who had slacked in his duty as the breadwinner! And not the woman . .  

It depends on the size of the problem and the amount involved.
Either the man or the woman can seek assistance.

I say again, I'll rather take a bank loan!

Yea right. . . . .
Just about any Nigerian can to go a bank and an INSTANT loan will be approved.
Why do you guys like talking via your asses?

Ujujoan:
That is completely different!

If my ex is in a position to offer me a job, I'll put my ego and that of my husband aside and accept . . if I really need the job!

But to ask him for financial assistance on behalf of my husband and children? That is a capotal NO!

What is the end product of the job he's giving you? Nor be money?
If you can take his assistance for a job, i don't see how that is different to taking his money.
An assistance is an assistance.
PERIOD!!!

Dr Kitaun:
the guy for go . . .e go sit for bench die

meanwhile, why not Gourcuff for us ?

Fabregas will move.
The right offer hasn't been made yet. . . .
The pressure will rack up after the WC. . . . .

Track 14. . . .Top 11.

webprince:
ps: from d replies above, one can easily depicts married & signle airalander. Lol!
in reality and from experience, 'a lady' cannot ask her ex for financial assistance without taking it 2 d next level (infidelity).

I disagree with this 100%

But a guy can ask/get financial  assistance from his ex  without taking it 2 far (if d lady is not after extra-marital affair).

So in other words, men can seek financial assistance from his ex but women cannot do the same?
Michelin89, over to you. . . . .

For d other person 2 be an 'Ex', it means there is a breakup/heartbreak happening somewhere. So it takes a stong affection/feelings for u 2 start dealing wit your ex, lets not deceived ourselves.

What if they had already made up to become platonic friends even before she got married to you?
Abeg, you nor get points.

I can assure you Jonathan Goodluck's wife is rolling out HUGE contracts for her long list of exes in Abuja as we speak.
Naija men nor dey slack.

eldee:
With no bling around my neck I'm still shining in the darkneeesss

Stop dissing Mode-9.
Me nor like it. . . . . .Have you heard Super, Super Eagles?

michelin89:
It seems it's all about the man's ego.

I am sorry but for my kids, to hell with his ego.

For ma kids, to HELL with her ego as well.
Who says i cannot seek an assistance from ma ex-girlfriend because i am married?

Many of the cats ranting here will not care if the so-called assistance is a job or getting a VISA out of that hell-hole known as Nigeria.
But with money, there's always an evil undertone to it.

Assistance is assistance. If you won't say NO to an ex getting a job for your partner, you should not say NO to financial assistance.
That is ALL.

The Clown:
this sauron sef, you talk as if you are not a nigerian or like you are a police man yourself! my cousins were robbed, their belongings carted away, including a car, were went to the police station and wrote statements per day per day. we tipped per day per day. infact we were investigating and giving them information and i tell you nothing would after that. it was so hopeless!

pls tell the police, your colleagues that they are useless!

Letz get things clear here. . . . .There can be cold cases.
Not every criminal offence will be solved.
Even in the UK/USA. . . . .Many cases remain unsolved so it is actually possible for you to tip and still get no result.
But i will give it a shot IF i can afford it.

coded guy:
The twisting don start Sauron.
We shud all BRIBE MOTIVATE them to do their work on the roads as well and then it has become a norm.

If you can afford the "motivating" them on the roads, then why not?
When a motorist has nothing to hide, there's no reason for him to tip or motivate.
It becomes a BRIBE when you have done something wrong and you are paying them to let you go.
There's a clear difference between the two scenarios.

What happens to people who dont have money to MOTIVATE, what if i tell them that all the money i had was stolen and would MOTIVATE them when they recover the stolen money?? I hope that can suffice.

People who don't have money to MOTIVATE should not expect miracles.
These Police Officers are not funded enough and to be perfectly honest, they can only work within their means and budget.
The Nigerian Government should take the BLAME here.

Are you going to perpectually be in the police station doing the investigations with them, if that is the case no probs, atleast you would know when they have been caught.

Police go catch the criminals for your back, collect double the amount wey u promise them and set the culprits free.
You go just they report to station dey waste your remaining money dey come ask them "how far with the case"

If Nigerians cannot trust the Police then let them use the media as their outlet of seeking JUSTICE.
The pen is mightier than the GUN. . . . .

nigerbobo:
Hello N/landers,

I met a guy who posed that question to me and thought to bring it down here for discussion.

Please tell me what u think.

There's nothing wrong with it provided the ex-boyfriend and the married lady became platonic friends after their relationship.

eldee:
@Sauron

You never cease to amaze me. . .

1. JM won the treble in his debut season at Porto . . . it was the UEFA Cup treble because the previous manager had not qualified for the UCL.
The next season, he qualified and won the goddamn UCL.
It took Fergie how many years to win his first title?? In your own words that makes Pep better than Fergie??

JM did not win the TREBLE with Porto.
They don't call those TREBLE. . . . .Only 6 teams have won the continental TREBLE in Europe since the history of Association Football.
Celtic(1967), Ajax(1972), PSV(1988), Man Utd(1999), Barcelona(2009) Inter(2010)

What Jose won with Porto wasn't a CLASSIC treble.
Winning 3 titles in lower level continental competitions is not a TREBLE.
Otherwise, Bayern Munich won the TREBLE in 2001, Liverpool won the TREBLE in 2001, and Man Utd won the TREBLE in 2009.
So take note of those. . . . .

2. So Pep is not a LovePeddler too?? Getting Alves, Ibra, Villa and Fabregas in one year isn't money-LovePeddler behaviour??

How is Pep a LovePeddler?
"Whoring" means jumping from one club's bed to another after a short spell not the amount of players a club can get.
After winning 6 titles and taking stacks of $$$, i see no reason why Pep Guardiola shouldn't BUY big.
Half of that team still came via their YOUTH SYSTEM unlike Jose Mourinho who won the UCL with Inter with no Italian player in the starting XI.

3. And what is long term about graduating from the Youth team to the main team??
I still ask, if Solksjaer became Man Utd manager last year and won the UCL with Ronaldo, Tevez, Rooney and Vidic, he automatically becomes a longterm hero doesn't he??

It doesn't take a rocket scientist to know Pep is there to stay.
He did not leave Barcelona for Real Madrid after winning the SEXTUPLE with them. . . . .Gradually, he's bringing youth players into the team.
Players like Busquets, Jeffren and Pedro come to mind.

Mourinho left Porto the same night he won the UCL with them, he got sacked in Chelsea for having a loud mouth. . . .
And he has just left Inter again after winning the UCL. There must be a reason for doing this.
Mourinho is no idiot. . . .He knows how difficult it is for a club to win the UCL back to back. . . .Leaving one club after winning the UCL and quickly moving to another affords him the opportunity to win it quicker than his contemporaries who are stuck with one club. . .

4. And now behaviour is now your yardstick?? Fergie is a crappy manager if you use that.
I'm yet to see JM go into an f-word rant on live TV, I'm yet to see him call another manager a fool.

But Jose called a fellow manager a Viewer. . . . .Told the media his own player(Carvalho) has a negative integer IQ.
Lied to the media he saw a respectable referee being bribed by Barca officials. . . .Told the media Cristiano Ronaldo's background has no CLASS.
He gestured to Liverpool fans to shut up. . . . .
Jose Mourinho's behaviour is the antithesis of football ethics.

ritchboy:
See Sauron claiming to be an "average United fan" when he is the ringleader. . . Considering the fact he isnt very bright, the AVERAGE United fan should be anywhere between a simpleton and a dimwit.

And since we have established an average GAYnner is a retard and you being the dumbest GAYnner on the forum. . . .
I think your psyche evaluation should place your intelligence between the thresholds of an airhead and a Mongolian idiot.

eldee:
So because Pep was a yoth coach before he came into football, he's a better coach than JM??
I bid to include JM's language skills too into this. . . afterall we're counting past jobs.

Infact Solksjaer is a better manager than JM . . . he has groomed players to hasn't he??

If we look critically at all the indices that make a good manager. . . .Pep is a better manager than JM.

Youth Policy. . .Check!
Titles. . . . . .Check!
Behaviour. . . . Check!
Long-Term. . . . .Check!
TREBLE. . . . . . . .Check!

What has Jose won that Pep hasn't?
Pep won 6 titles in his debut season. DEBUT season!!!
Something Jose couldn't manage in all his debut seasons despite whoring himself to the highest spenders in the top leagues in Europe.
Whats more? Pep plays football the right way. No whining, no gamesmanship, no drama, NO ANTI-FOOTBALL.

egbonninja:
i am fourty years old, married with children , a civil servant with 16 years working experience and my account reads 46k. when did bankole become a legislator that he is now a billionaire?
God will judge all of them.
Andrew must check out cos nigeria no go fit survive like this.

£46,000 in your account?
You are richer than most people, sir.

coded guy:
This is the Nigerian police we are talking about here.
Because of their attrocities, no one trust them anymore.
Your paying the Nigerian police to get the job done does not in any way guaranty that the job will be done, and thats because the police is only interested in what they can get outta you at that time.

If you pay them, they will do their job more effectively.
Thinking about it now, i don't think tipping the Police to get a job done is BRIBERY. . . .It's MOTIVATION.
You are paying them to do what they should be doing. . . .You have not paid them to do what is unlawful(so it's not BRIBERY).

If settling themselves is their interest, what makes you think when/if they eventually catch the perpetrators, the police will not demand money from them to set them free again.
Then the circle continues.

Its crazy Mhen,

How can the perpetrators go scot-free when you are now fully interested in the case.
The next step after they have been arrested is to get your lawyer and prosecute the petty criminals.
Make one a scape-goat and the others would sit tight.

v3:
And the average United fan?

The average United fan is schooling you here that Pep Guardiola groomed Busquets, Pedro and Jeffren before he promoted them into the senior squad.
When you don't have a clue about something, just shut your gob and stop trying to sound intelligent.

v3:
My friend those kids were there EVEN before Pep came on board 

And who groomed these kids at La Masia before becoming the manager of the Barcelona senior team?
Your uncle?

It has to be said. . . .an average GAYnner is a retard!

Dr Kitaun:
Pep grooms ?
Pep wey still dey hin diapers at the coaching level, na hin u dey talk say dey goom ?

Pedro
Busquets
Jeffren