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Ujujoan:
Oh I see . . . it's the b.o.ob.s and the ikebe!

Yes, the complete package.
Have you got it?

Ujujoan:
I tot it was the b.o.o.b.s you had a thing for

Did i say anything that suggested otherwise?

sesman:
you are wrong there sister, real action begins when the bra come off, the bigger the merrier  

In all honesty, there's nothing sexier/merrier in big booobs. . . . .
They look great in the bra but when the bra comes off. . . .what you get is a swinging pendulum.

chic2pimp:
We all know defenders and goalkeepers hardly get this sort of awards hence the reason why Zizou was given the award.
If not Canna, I have no problems with Pirlo being labeled the player of the tournament but Zizou, no wayyyy.

Pirlo was the best player in that tournament but because the pundits want to rewrite their history, Cannavaro was chosen.
In 82 when Italy won the world cup, there was a scandal in Serie A which was synonymous to that of 2006. . .
Paolo Rossi was the star of the tournament in 82 and the biggest culprit in the scandal. . . . With that in mind, a Juventus player was always going to be chosen in 2006 to emulate Rossi and that player was Cannavaro.

Come back to supporting the Azzuris. You can never go wrong
The 82 team was superb. From Zoff in goal to Gentile,Scirea and Bergomi in defence,Conti and Tardelli in midfield, Rossi upfront.

Nah. . . . . . I gave up on em in 1990.
I was a massive fan. Threw the most disgusting temper tantrums in a Sports shop so ma parents could get me their football shirt.
All for them to disappoint massively and losing to a mediocre Argentine team. I washed ma hands off them that year and started supporting the Argies.

tkb417:
sharrap

i didnt say you should meet anybody, just get the details via fone and BB me

Ok, Boss!!

Tara isn't a vamp. . . . . .Eggs is dead so Tara should be lonely.
It's all working to Jason's advantage.
U won't see me coming. . . .

tkb417:
80% for what? man shall not live by money alone
of what use is all the money without some sizable jugs to lay your head at nite

ol boi, use your vast Intel to get to the root of this matter

I am counting on SA Goddess.
We are meeting tonight @ Jo'Burg.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Too bad, Ms Jeanette and Mariane are gone [/color]

Jason will find you.

chic2pimp:
The award FIFA gave Zizou was fraudulent. Every and anyone knows canna was the best player.
That dude did not miss a beat from first whistle to the final whistle blown.

LIES!!!
Cannavaro wasn't even the best Italian player in that world cup. . . . .Andrea Pirlo was.
Pirlo had 3 MOTM awards to his credits. . . . .Zidane's performance against Brazil alone outstripped whatever Cannavaro did in the whole tournament.

Nah I just appreciate quality players. Fortunately the Azzuris have been blessed with plenty of em'

Funny enough, i was a massive fan of the Azurris in ma teen.
I grew up watching Espana 82 on tape admiring Paolo Rossi, Gentile, Zoff and Collovati.

tkb417:
i got a mssg on twitter that booobs don land NL
i had to abandon my work to check
but what are we going to do nau? we must find out who owns them

They should cut your wages byy 80% for leaving your work to check on chesticles.

sesman:
i can't really comment untill i see a full unclothed picture,  this is not good enough am afraid  

Come on man. . . . . .This isn't a p[i]o[/i]rn site.

tkb417:
@Sauron
who owns the booobs

That is what i am trying to find out.

28Schweet:
@ Sauron, we'll there's no feminine verson of Iron Man, cat woman is a weakling,  oooh I know, dem men in naija don't like emancipated in the bedroom women,

We don't like manly WOMEN.

iice:
[color=#9900ff]We'll see how long your improvement lasts [/color]

ARGHHHHHHHHH, she's playing hard to get again.

tkb417:
chei

who is this?

ewooooooooooooooo

bosoms make sense, abeg who get them

I know you will find this thread. . . . .Boooobs nor go kill you.

28Schweet:
geez guy, think superhero (in my case, heroine), hot, loaded, charming, super duper oozing arrogancy, that for me, is what and who iron man is,

Too masculine, abeg.
Nairaland men are not into S & M.

SA Goddess:
Evidently she has no use for them  

LOL@ you for booob alert on your phone, a real booob man indeed!

She has no use for em at all. . . . . .She should dash em out to women that need it and get a pe[i]n[/i]is transplant done ASAP.

chic2pimp:
^^^^^ Cannavaro was the best player of the last worldcup.

Olodo, Zidane was the best player of the last world cup.
Cannavaro won WPOTY 2006 not the best player in 2006 world cup.
Ya uncanny ability to suck the balls of Italian footie players is frustratingly annoying.

28Schweet:
Lucky for me, they haven't seen me upclose and personal like that, but my face they've definately seen, but go in my profile if you want to see what i'd like to be, 

If that pic on your profile is what you'd like to be then you are the COLDEST babe on this forum.
You should dash your b[i]o[/i]obs out to Ujujoan or Michelin89.

Ujujoan:
     

I won't be held responsible if those eyes roll out of their sockets.

28Schweet:

aaaw now, Sauron, my inlaws could be in here

U knew they could be here before posting THAT, didn't you?
Errrrrr, why not finish what you started and fulfill all righteousness.

Missy B:
I knew Sauron would come here.
Where there's B[i]o[/i]obs, there's Sauron.

I have got a b[i]o[/i]obs text alert on ma fone. . . .

iice:
[color=#9900ff]The one of joining God's camp then [/color]

Not that as well. . . . . .That was last year.
This is a nu year!

[img]https://www.nairaland.com/attachments/267888_IMG00140-20100213-001_JPGd2df3be1e741950c1869866f106da580[/img]

We need to see the face to know if this is HOT or not.
For all we know it could be Gabourey's face on that body.

Hot or Not? Pending!!!!

iice:
[color=#9900ff]Jason is always 'improving'. . .improved from Tara to the girl at the trashcan. . . [/color]

I am not talking about that kinda improvement. . . .

nellaluv:
somebody help me, x2
ikebe na moni, moni

U should put your ikebe on Ebay. . . . .So i can bid for it.

Akolawole:
1) Please tell me you are not the one that wrote that. Was the award meant for 1 or 2 matches wonder a la Sheyi Adebayor ? It is POTY not the best player in San siro men!

Blame the timing of the award - not the deserved winners.
It's natural for players who had blistering form in the months of January and February to win those awards cos that is when the voting process starts. In the months of Jan/Feb(Rooney was by far the best player in Europe). . . . .I can dig out quotes from hundreds of websites and even people's comments on Nairaland in those months. . . .

2) and (3) I see! What does Ronaldo won for United that year beside the league title?. How on earth could Ronaldo be better when he scored less that Alhaji Didier Drogba? He scored just 23 goals in all competition compared to Alhaji's 33.

Akola, the award is the BEST PLAYER IN THE LEAGUE not the HIGHEST GOAL SCORER.
Zidane was the best player in the last world cup. . . .He wasn't the highest goal scorer of that competition.
Ronaldo copped 17 league goals and 14 goal assists(highest in the EPL) that season. . . .

4) So is DD(African cup and injury), Torres(Injury) RVP(Usual injury

Drogba played more league minutes than Rooney this season.
U can check that out yourself. Drogba missed just 2 league matches in the African Cup.
He wasn't missed at all.

5) Young player of the year was meant to be 23 years or less. Remember Rooney will be 25 in october but i think they considered age in august

Rooney was nominated, he is 24. . . . .Milner was norminated, he is 24.
Yet, Akola wants us to believe it's a FA bias forgetting their fellow professional players voted em in the first place.

As usual, you are too biased on anything United. If SAF had won the best coach this year, i am sure you will reasons for him winning it. Thank God FA judge right, its bw Roy and Harry.

Of course, had SAF won it. . . . .nobody would say he didn't deserve it.
Had United won the league, nobody would say they didn't deserve it.

Akolawole:
Keep on going the roundabout way. Read your comments all over again and get back to me.

What is roundabout-ish in what i typed?
You claim Gera/Tevez deserve the award more than Rooney and Drogba. . . . .and that is fantasy in me opinion.

Rooney conquered San Siro and gave the Nazis a run for their money in Allianz Arena.
The Carling Cup Semis was the best Carling Cup tie in the history of the competition with the battle of Manchester.
Rooney solved the problem in the last minute of the epic encounter before putting paid to Aston Villa's hopes in Wembley. . . .Those matches won him the award. . . . .

Akolawole:
@Dr Kitaun
You claimed "Rooney won the award because he carried the burden of United". Which team does NOT have a burden carrier? Even Hull city

The burden of carrying a team to avoid relegation is different to the burden of carrying a team to win league titles and cup competitions.
A veteran like you should know better.

In 2006/7, DD was Chelsea's saviour, he carried us from the begining to the end amid many problems yet was not given the award. Locally, he was our own best player that season so is Mr Wayne for his CLUB THIS SEASON.

In 2006/7, Cristiano Ronaldo was a thousand miles better than Didier Drogba.
Unless you wear blue-tinted goggles, you won't win a case if you compare Ronaldo n Drogba in the season in question.
Ronaldo was better in 2006/7 than the season he scored 42 goals. . . . .In 06/07, Ronaldo was beating his markers for fun and scoring vital goals.

It is a big slap to our league that somebody scored 34 goals with just Milk cup to show for it yet was given the award for the most exceptional player, no wonder Dayo dey yab us.

It's not a big slap. . . . .Rooney woulda scored more but for his ankle injury.
Besides that, the voting process of this award was in late February/early March and one has to be blind not to think Rooney was the best player in the league in those two months. He scored with his head in all the games he played in February.
Like 10 goals in 8 games or thereabout.

@Le Chacal and others
Why is wayne Rooney nominated for "young player's award" despite older than the required age bracket?

If the FA says Rooney is a young player, who are you to disagree?

Ans: We all know they(FA) have to create an award for him NO MATTER WHAT Should he lose out in the main one bla bla bla

What are you implying, Mr Akolawole?
Get your facts right now. . . . . . .Ashley Young was 24 when he won it last season.
Rooney is 24 when he was nominated for the award. . . . .Where's the bias here?
James Milner(the eventual winner) is 24!!!!

OLAADEGBU:
Yes they show herbalists but did you watch what becomes of them?  Mount Zion movies are an evangelistic outreach to people who have been stuck in the deception of these babalawos, they show what true Christians who are missionaries encounter when they go on evangelistic outreaches in remote villages.  Religious people who stay in the cities don't know the spiritual battles being fought to set our people free.  If you truly watch their films you will realise that God always prevail over evil.

Exactly ma point.
Just like God always prevail over evil in Mount Zion movies is the way God always prevail in the Yoruba movies the OP is talking about.
Yoruba movies don't promote Herbalists. . . . .Showing the audience that Babalawos exist is not promoting them.

Are Nigerian movies also promoting pros[i]t[/i]itutes, hired assassins and armed robbers as well?

Ibime:
I dont understand the fascination with Angel Di Maria. . . . there's something very efficient about his play, but not overly skilful. . . . he has also imporved exponentially since joining Benfica. . . . however, they keep quoting prices like £40m for a player who IMO is still in the unproven category. . . . such players should never move for over £20m.

Angel di Maria ma ass. . . . . .He is not better than Nani.
Besides, United don't need another winger - we have tonnes of em already.

All those links without quotes from Man Utd staff or the player in question should be ignored.
I don't pay attention to those and this is the season of those moronic journalists. Before August 31, Pele and Rasheed Yekini will be linked to Utd.

loyika:
Cesc is not the reason we over pass the ball, case in point being the fact that he scored enough goals unlike players like Nasri and Diaby who hold on to the ball too long.

Nasri can do what Cesc did last season if he has 2 DMs sitting behind him to protect the back four.
Arsenal won't miss Cesc if they can get other players in their starting XI fit.

Cesc was always looking for the killer pass to a team mate, if he made Ade into a Football god, just imagine what he would have done for the Moroccan laddie coming to Engurland

Cesc made Ade into a football god? I don't think so.
Hleb was the sorcerer!!! The Belarusian was responsible for all that was GOOD in 2007/8 at the Emirates.

As much as i hate to admit it, it will be bad having to see Cesc leave, not because the club cannot do with out him, but because;
He never won anything apart from the FA Cup with Arsenal

I cannot blame Cesc for leaving.
After your absymal performance in 2008/9, he said he would reconsider his future if Arsenal don't win anything in 2009/10.
Letz face it, the boy was patient enough. . . . .He is too good a player not to have won the league title.

Apart from his links to Barca, i believe Cesc loved this club and was thrully honoured to have played in the Arsenal shirt alongside footballers like Henry, Bergy, Paddy and co. Now he plays alongside Denilson and Eboue and Fabianski
Cesc departure should put the nails in the Coffin for Arsene, and i trully believe that if we don't win anything this upcoming season, Arsene will hang his boots at Arsenal. Players he loved and nurtured have all left him (due to his stubbornness and silly indulgences)

Thanx for admitting Wenger is an obnoxious pig.
His stubbornness is peerless in the game. He's the only manager i know that keeps trying the same thing that yields the same failure.
If he sells Cesc for 200 million pounds, he will spend 15 million and return the rest to the board.

Having said all that, FC&K IT!! WE ARE THE ARSENAL!!

Arsene should use the money to get in Yaya on the swap and also buy Arteta, but will the silly French Goat (Gaffer) do this He will probably say nasri can play in that role

To Cesc Thanks for the memories Capitan YOU WILL ALWAYS BE AN ARSENAL LEGEND!!

GOONER 89

Sorry Loyika. . . . .
This must be very painful to take.
At least Ronaldo won everything for Man Utd(FA Cup, 3 League titles, UCL and Carling Cup). . . .Cesc won NOWT!!!!

agabaI23:
Yea, not like we are gonna miss him too much but we will miss his touch when he is fit.

What touch? His touches have won nothing in the past 5 seasons.
Cesc's departure will not take Arsenal further down than they are - who knows y'all might even function better without him.

I am afraid he will get no games at Nou camps except when Xavi and Iniesta are not fit.

Cesc will get games at Nou Camp - He's highly rated in Spain.

Barca will line up like this. . . .

Alves-------Puyol----Pique-----Maxwell---

-----Xavi------Fabregas-------Busquets--

----Messi-----David Villa------Iniesta------

iice:
[color=#9900ff] We all know your love for the females Jason
We have to be cautious you know. . .After all that happened with Mariane [/color]

Jason is now new improved. . . . .

Just gimme one likkle chance and i guarantee we would be french-kissing on the altar within 4 weeks.

nellaluv:
haba. . . puskin why you dey talk like this

@ Nellaluv, did you pack your yansh with foam?

agabaI23:
Is Fab going or not?

Let him go - Arsenal won't miss him if they can get their players FIT.
Wenger must get a new goalie this summer. . . .2 Fit defenders from Serbia and any Premiership striker(Rodallega, Carlton Cole or even Dindane).

EzeUche:
I wu onye ara nnegi wu akwuna nnagi wu onye ohi!!!! 

I redirect this missive to all the br[i]e[/i]ast-carrying women in your entire lineage.

bee444:
No one is talking about exclusion here! We just want a limited version of it. Don't want our kids to grow up and be part of the babalawo struggle.

Imagine I stepped on your toe without tendering an apology, would you because of your knowledge of their existence and help seek their advice on what to do to me? Sometimes, common sense do prevail!

If you don't like Yoruba tradition, don't watch their movies. End of!!!
Babalawo is part of their tradition just like the Igbos have their dibias and so on and so forth.
I am yet to see Igbo folks complain about their movies - telling Movie producers to limit Babalawo scenes is telling them NOT to be original.

nne_mak:
LOL,
Guy, can you supply Mr 190, 20 drums of fresh Palm wine,  he needs it as early as possible on Friday ,
He intends going for door-knocking ceremony at mama-gees village!

20 drums of Fresh Palm Wine?
Na elephant 190 wan marry?

Abeg, 20 drums will break Odiaero's back.
It means he must climb 200 palm trees to be able to supply those.

It's too early to attend Odiaero's funeral.
Please have MERCY on his poor soul.

Dr Kitaun:
Ade didnt leave cos of internal player squabbles, HE WAS FORCED BY ERRATIC RACIST FANS WHO CANT FIND A FAULT WITH ARSHAVIN . . .

Toure left cos Wenger could not MANAGE himself and WG on and off d field . . .

These 2 players would have been kept under Fergie

Arsene Wenger is not a good man manager!!!

Emperoh:
Foster on his way to Birmingham!!

I am happy for Foster. . . . .He will be their number 1.
Joe Hart will return to Citeh before the start of next season.