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Romance › Re: Nicki Minaj Puts Her Naked Boobs On Display As Her New Trollz Video Trends by SavageResponse(m): 6:08am On Jun 13, 2020
I thought she said she has retired grin
Science/Technology › Re: A 50,000-Year-Old Lake In India Turns Pink And Experts Don't Know Exactly Why by SavageResponse(m): 9:29pm On Jun 12, 2020
Officialgarri:
It's because a Dinosaur died 300 million years ago in it and the food it ate is just decaying cheesy
grin
Autos › Re: Bikes For Sale At Affordable Prices for personal use and Logistics business by SavageResponse(m): 6:26pm On Jun 12, 2020
These guys must have made a very big loss due to a change in government policy concerning commercial bikes sad
Romance › Re: Beau Brummell Is Dead: South Africa's King Of Nudity Dies (Photos) by SavageResponse(m): 9:49am On Jun 12, 2020
I hope there is someone who is ready to carry on his legacy
Investment › Re: Who Else Received Message From Covid-19 Fg Loan Application. by SavageResponse(m): 11:50pm On Jun 11, 2020
badexworld:
The loan is real.
It's a CBN loan.
Waiting for it to be finalise too
Continue fooling yourself.

So you expect to get such a loan without attending some form of physical interview?!
Investment › Re: Massive Investment by SavageResponse(m): 11:33pm On Jun 11, 2020
busoyeahmed:
There's a great business idea I have with drafted business plan. This is a business that is expected to start generating its income from the first month.

The business is one of a kind in the whole country. All we need is investment due to lack of capital to start it. From the drafted business plan, the capital required to start is #200,000. It's a business that we expect to have make a profit of 4million naira after 3 months....

Any Investors interested?
So you claim to have a business idea that can generate 4Million in 3 months yet you're having difficulty raising just N200K?

You must think everyone on Nairaland is foolish!
Career › Re: EFCC Uncovers 1000 Ghost Workers In Kwara by SavageResponse(m): 11:19pm On Jun 11, 2020
There is not a single state in Nigeria that does not have ghost workers!
Business › Re: NNPC Fails To Fix Refineries But Wants To Build Hospitals by SavageResponse(m): 11:17pm On Jun 11, 2020
Planning to build hospitals is not the only thing that was mentioned in the article
Romance › Re: Two Ladies Wear Caps Shaped Like Penis And Vagina (photos) by SavageResponse(m): 6:21pm On Jun 11, 2020
Nothing wey person no go see
Celebrities › Re: Chioma Reportedly Moves Out Of Davido's House For Having A Baby With UK Based Wo by SavageResponse(m): 6:19pm On Jun 11, 2020
NazoTimes:
Chioma has reportedly moved out of Davido’s mansion following allegations that he and UK-based Makeup Artist, Larissa London have welcomed a bouncy baby boy.

Controversial Nigerian Investigative Journalist, Kemi Olunloyo on Twitter alleged that Chioma, unhappy about the rumours of Davido welcoming a baby boy with Larissa London has moved out.

Kemi Olunloyo tweeted; “Chioma has moved out. Off to Igboland. Currently at the motorpark”.

According to various Instagram gossip pages, Davido has denied being the father of Larissa London’s baby boy but that never stopped Chioma from moving out of his mansion.

If Kemi Olunloyo’s tweet is anything to be taken seriously, then there is fire on the mountain.
Who takes that nutcase serious!
Celebrities › Re: Hushpuppi Has Spoilt The Name Of Nigeria, Twitter Man Says [photos] by SavageResponse(m): 6:17pm On Jun 11, 2020
The Hushpuppi guy has finally met his waterloo
Celebrities › Re: Top 10 Nigeria Musicians And How Much They Charges For A Show by SavageResponse(m): 6:13pm On Jun 11, 2020
Hillaros:
Have you ever wondered how much celebrities charges for a show say no more you can click link of the video below to see how celebrities charges for a show
1.Davido charges 10-30m naira
2.Wizkid charges 20-50m naira
3.Burnaboy charges 10-20m naira
4.Tiwa Savage charges not less than 6m naira......Mr eazi,....e.t.c.
Click link below to watch full video

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eLgYjulPGMg
How did you arrive at these figures?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Charles Brown Is First Black Service Chief In USA by SavageResponse(m): 3:52pm On Jun 11, 2020
Originality007:
It is left for u to decide butTrump has done what ur Lord obama cannot grin
cheesy
Business › Re: Please Help, A Friend Wants To Commit Suicide Over Business Debt by SavageResponse(m): 11:23am On Jun 11, 2020
Anwons:
In case of death. If they can't recover their loan in case of death, what then is the essence of paying insurance company while processing the loan?
The insurance is a statutory requirement in case the bank fails. It does not cover the death of a bank's debtor!
Celebrities › Re: The Two People Who Can Save Hushpuppi And Woodberry From INTERPOL by SavageResponse(m): 11:15am On Jun 11, 2020
ruggedtimi:
And the two people are both fictions
Exactly!
Celebrities › Re: “DJ Cuppy Has The Most Perfect Pair Of BOBBY In Nigeria” – Man Reveals by SavageResponse(m): 11:14am On Jun 11, 2020
Ass kisser!
Celebrities › Re: Chioma Allegedly Beat Up, Wounded Davido on Leg, For Impregnating Another Girl by SavageResponse(m): 11:13am On Jun 11, 2020
nairafame:
Days ago, Nairafame reported that popular Nigerian Musician, David Adeleke, also known as Davido now uses clutches after he was spotted with bandages wrapped round his legs.

This came after it was alleged that he got a London makeup artists, Larissa pregnant.

The news of her pregnancy went viral after she welcomed a son for him.

According to a source, Davido’s broken leg is as a result of Chioma’s ‘assault’ on him after he welcomed another child with another woman (Larissa).

Continue read HERE
You people can lie
Celebrities › Re: Mr Woodberry!the Nigerian That Has Money More Than Hushpuppi And Mompha(photos) by SavageResponse(m): 11:12am On Jun 11, 2020
Stop disturbing us with this nonsense!
Romance › Re: Nigerian Lady Tattoos Her Boyfriend's Name On Her Face To Prove Her Love by SavageResponse(m): 11:10am On Jun 11, 2020
What an idiot!

Are you sure she's a Nigerian?
Romance › Re: Twitter User Narrates How Her Vibrator Started Melting While Using It (photos) by SavageResponse(m): 11:08am On Jun 11, 2020
We don't care!
Family › Re: Why Your Diasporan Friends And Family Do Not Send You Money When You Ask. by SavageResponse(m): 4:25pm On Jun 10, 2020
The fact that a relative of yours lives abroad does not mean that he owes you something!
Business › Re: Starting Your Own Logistics/ Delivery Outfit With Less Than 300k by SavageResponse(m): 3:50pm On Jun 10, 2020
DealFinder:
Nigeria currently has about 90 million internet users, out of which half have carried out at least 1 online transaction within the past 12 months. A clear picture of the potentials in Ecommerce business and the growth prospects. This is even as the economy seems to be contracting due to fall in crude oil prices, and the crashing of the naira against the dollar.

Statistics like these have given rise to a number of Ecommerce businesses rising to service this growing market. Online retail stores and marketplaces are a common site, and anyone can mention some of them off the top of the head. With these come opportunities for other players in the sector, and one such opportunity is logistics.

It may surprise you to note that the bane of most Ecommerce stores is logistics. When you hear that an online store is downsizing, laying off staff, retrenching, the root cause most often is logistics. And it is always obvious in the way they eventually restructure their organization.

First it was Konga, where they separated K-express services from the Konga online stores. They had initially wanted merchants to pay before shipping their orders, but the negative response made them change their mind. Jumia used to do pick up from the merchants' location, but now you have to drop off in their warehouse closest to you. Dealdey had a warehouse where merchants supplied products ordered, but now it's a case of self fulfillment.

The list goes on and on. An experienced IT personnel once stated that if you can get logistics right, you'll do excellently in Ecommerce. There are huge prospects in Ecommerce logistics and delivery. I would like to highlight certain information required to get you started in this business, and if properly managed, will ensure financial success.

Logistics, simply, is the branch of business that deals with the management of procurement, distribution, inventory, maintenance and replacement of personnel, materials, information to achieve an organization's goal. It deals with all the actors and activities involved in getting products and services from a supplier to the consumer. It is also actively involved in the manufacturing and production processes.

However, logistics in Ecommerce does not include production, just the movement of products and services from the seller/ merchant to the buyer. It includes information/ communication with buyer, movement of products, inventory, cash handling, between the seller (or outsourced logistics/ delivery outfit) and the customer.

Logistics requires quite a substantial outlay of capital for equipment and man power, but a scaled down version can be started with less than N300,000. With this amount, you can buy or build a cargo bike, get mobile phone(s) for communication, stationery and other items needed for keeping your records.

With between N220k to N250k, you can get a good motorbike equipped with the plastic container to carry the products. Driving around Lagos is quite hectic, but with motorbikes, one can easily meander through the traffic. After the motorbike, the rider is the next most important factor to consider.

The rider is so important that the person you choose may make or mar the project. The rider has to be ready to work, conversant with Lagos cities, possess good phone manners (you'll have to train him), must be honest cause he'll handle cash, and also products.

You need at least 1 mobile phone for the rider to make contact with the buyers. If you're the one managing the outfit, you'll also need to be in constant touch with the rider in case the need arises. Other stationery can be acquired along the way. If you have more to invest, you can consider getting a space, computer, software and 1 or 2 more staff.

From my discussions on a logistics trainer/ consultant, it is possible to deliver an item anywhere in Lagos at the cost of N200. With the added benefit of delivering in volumes, this cost can be conveniently reduced as the cost would be spread out. If you have a smart and efficient rider, you can considerably reduce overhead expenses.

A typical Lagos delivery cost N500. The logistics outfit charges that much to deliver around the state. Some charge more to deliver at the extremes of Lagos eg. Ikorodu, Agege, Okoko, Alaba International. As a new entrant, you can maintain a flat rate of N500 for the time being.

Good places to get sellers who will use your service are Konga, Kaymu and Dealdey, where merchants are allowed to self fulfill. For instance, 2 of my stores sell an average 100 items monthly. The delivery outfit handling this just needs to get 9 more customers like this, and they're sure of about 1,000 deliveries monthly.

There's an arrangement with Dealdey, and the delivery company charges between N300 to N400 for 1kg delivered around Lagos. That translate to

1,000 (deliveries) X N300 (minimum delivery charge) = N300,000

monthly in revenue. Of course expenditures like fuel, oil, recharge cards, bike maintenance , rider's salary, miscellaneous will be deducted from revenue. If you're able to beat down cost efficiently, it's possible to go home with between N50,000 to N150,000 a month.

For your marketing, you have to devise creative ways to reach out to online merchants. You are only limited by your imagination.
What about the fees you need to the various local government touts that litter the roads and pester dispatch riders for money?

Have you factored it in?
Properties › Re: What Is Your Worst Experience With A Tenant? by SavageResponse(m): 2:32pm On Jun 10, 2020
gowonmaharajah:
thunder fire every wicked landlord/lady.
our landlady made my mama shed hot tears,not because we owed her rent or something. she was just plainly wicked on her.that was the day I swore to build a big mansion for my mama
the landlady died 9 days after we moved outta her house.
let her goan chop her house in heaven
The fact that someone is asking you to pay rent you owe her does not necessarily make her a wicked person!
Business › Re: Official Declaration Of Bankruptcy by SavageResponse(m): 1:57pm On Jun 10, 2020
Walai:
I learnt that in developed countries,if you are owing too much debts that you cannot pay then govt. Will issue you a bankruptcy relief when you declare bankruptcy.

Please is it possible to obtain such from a Nigerian law court ?
Please it's urgent cos I'm presently owing a debt I may not be able to pay in the next five to 10 years and individuals and companies I'm indebted to are all over my neck now.
Job lost, side business collapsed, I just can't help it.

Please advise me on that
What did you do with the loans you took?
Sports › Re: Ovie Mughelli Celebrates His 40th Birthday Today by SavageResponse(m): 8:50am On Jun 10, 2020
We don't know him here

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