₦airaland Forum

Tohsynetita1:
Dm me then. many of you don't know secret in Farming
check " How I made my first million in pineapple farming" on Agriculture forum. Your eyes would be opened. majority of us don't know how people are making it in farming.

There is no legal business anywhere that will enable you make 5million in just 3 months with a working capital of only 300k.

I have sent you a DM

Tohsynetita1:
Try farming, best bet ever, 300k could give you 5million in 3 months if you know how to cut your onions.

Oga bring collateral make I lend you 300K. I wan see how you go take turn am to 5million in only 3 months!

This was bound to happen, it was only a matter of time

CaptainFM1:
Otilo!

Your wife don go be dat!

Wetin smart phone and social media go cause we never even see 10% of it.

Lemmie teach you a simple trick if you don't already know anyway...

Mirror your wife WhatsApp on WhatsApp web.
Any messages going in/out you will be reading them in real time.

Warning: They may share obscene pics of one another that may extinguished you.

True true, fear women! Women na your mate?

Only a very idle man has time to do this!

Na who send you message before?

This woman obviously has some mental issues

Na how many people dey bear Kim for the same team?

HAH:
Is Nigeria currency dollar that you save in it ? What you do is called economic sabotage, you earn in naira then you convert and save in dollar thereby eroding the value of the naira

You're free to leave your own life savings in Naira, let depreciation completely erode its purchasing power!

HAH:
. Very soon savings in dollars will be banned, Physical Dollars cash may also be banned, Naira value is getting eroded because people now use dollars like is our local currency, when travelling abroad you will have to buy travellers cheque from your bank.

Soon all your FX in dorm account will be converted to Naira, there are over $20B dollars in dorm accounts, if this is converted to Naira dollar can be less than 200 Naira

Dem no born CBN well to forcefully convert the US$ in my dom account to Naira!!!

Since when did it become a crime to borrow money?

michaelpenz:
If you have 1 million naira cash now, then this idea is for you.

Two of the major setbacks Nigerian business people have are;

1. The person who has ideas, have no money to bring the idea to life, and grow the money.

2. The person who has money, have no idea how to grow the money, and is afraid of the next person who have the idea because, the one who have the idea may run away with his money.

I encountered the second challenge a lot because I have lots of ideas, but no initial money to start up. My money is tied in several places, and I rarely have physical cash to the tune of money I need for some businesses.

But, I have decided a new way to work with the person who has the money... so, if you have 1 Million naira, I will work closely with you.

I would have said, leave me with your money, but since we have not known ourselves, I will propose we start like this:

First. You have to live in Abuja, because that is where I stay...

I will come over to your apartment, or any place you are comfortable with, and also stay at any place of your choice during the course of the business.

If you have a car, it will be good, if you don't, I will drive down your location with my own car.

The car will be used to be going to bank and returning with the money we will make while we are together.

It is important to stay with me so, you could be seeing where your money is going to. And be sure that I am not running away with your money.

I will also be in your place with my car, until the business is completed. Usually, I work more from home, so I can be doing the business and doing my other businesses.

But I will be staying with you for assurance purposes.

The business will take from now, until January 31st. If the window did not close, and you behave well, I will continue the business with you.

But if the window closes by then, as I am thinking it might, you take your capital and profit, and we separate.

Your part is to put in 1 Million naira.

My part is to do the work with the money from your location.

Your earning will be 200, 000 naira weekly until the end of 31st January. Do the maths.

The business is 100% legit, and you have zero risk of losing your penny.

At the end of the business, we split the capital 50/50.

That is where my own earning comes in.

I know this sounds too good to be true, but it is true and the window is open for now.

Remember, I can only be in one place at a time, and since the guarantee of your money in the business requires my presence, only one person can do the business with me.

So, make up your mind on time and we can deal. Before some one else takes the opportunity.

You have nothing else to contribute except that money you could have kept lying idle somewhere.

I do all the work, you do the earning. By January, your 1M have turned 2,100,000 or more.

This has zero risk, and I am there with you.

Once a person makes a business proposal and says it has zero risk just know that he's talking rubbish!

There is not a single business opportunity on planet Earth that does not have an element of risk.

Since you're so sure the business has no risk why don't you go and sell all your family lands in the village then use the money to run this transaction...after you have made all the money you go back and re-purchase the lands you sold earlier!

FOOTSOLDIER1:
I am from Kano state and I can say it categorically that we Muslims from the North do not like Tinubu, he is a mahd man and extremist, we can't guarantee that he will protect our interests. We are now going to be Obidient

My friend go and sit down!

You opened this account just yesterday cos you want to come and talk trash here!

Revolution2022:
No foto

Na wetin you wan use the foto do?

Atiku go collect wotowoto!

Messi1:
That your aunty is wicked

You reached this conclusion based on just one side of the story

doclek:
Unicoin already has $150M investment in just 7 month and they re starting the unicorn hunter show in Canada this weekend. Don't say I didn't invite you o

This nonsense coin is not even listed on CoinMarketCap

doclek:
Get into this before it's over. It might interest you to know I already bought more than One Million coin,so for those who think my goal is referral bonus I pity your way of thinking. Pls get in and thank me by next year. Shallom!!!

Olodo!

If it's not referral bonus you're chasing why then did you put your referral link there?

doclek:
You are a big fool. Some of you just come here to write rubbish without using your senses. You think everyone is a poor idiot like you?

Nobody is forcing you to make a comment or take the opportunity. This offer is for only positive people,not some retard like you that goes everywhere spewing thrash.

Chai! E pain am!

rastafaricrusad:
well if that is how to collect destiny I will have opted for more of her.. Coz lately I have an extraordinary promotion to the management level in my place of work, I work in a government owned oil liquefied natural gas company and I m extremely young... Very much above my peers at work...

So let the stealing of destiny continue.

So this is what you're doing with NLNG's money abi?

Talktalk2022:
Has it made you rich yet ?
You Dey find referral bonus

@ Doclek first answer this question!

JOACHINpedro:
Omo!
I just had a lil issue with the babe I'm rolling with and from the call, she seemed temperamental.
Seriously, this babe tick all boxes any decent guy could wish for but that temperament issue is giving me concern.
I don't wanna leave her cus I'm her first guy and she is nothing near a liability but pls could temperament be tamed?

Better jump out now if you don't want her to stab you to death while you're sleeping!

PhilGreen:
You want to start crypto journey?? Check my signature asap, I'll guide you and help manage your portfolio well.

Na now wey crypto market don crash you sey say make person come join?

After disturbing us online by pretending to have the most perfect marriage

Yes, Atiku will win in Dubai

jimetagambo:
Cruel cruel world.

But most importantly, he dodged a bullet. Nobody wants an olosho for wife.

As for the so called brother, Karma was instantly served.

He did not dodge any bullets...the 2 bullets actually hit him!

They need to use this guy as a scapegoat so that all this nonsense will stop!

Olasyke:
Fully loaded keke might not be able to climb.

Any vehicle that is not an SUV will have difficulty scaling that nonsense they built

The west and their propaganda

Anonymoususher:
Greetings everyone.

I recently purchased a Toyota corolla 05 sports for my personal use but after some months (three months) I really got tired of driving because I got a work from home job and most of the times I am indoor and when I go out the traffic makes me feel like to abandon the car and just go home. You know how crazy lagos traffic can be

So most times the car is just at home, idle and I decided to give it out to a driver for bolt and drop weekly remittance of 30k.

The terms of agreement is that he will remit 30k weekly also maintenance of the car (like servicing etc) will be shared 50/50 by us.

The first week he remitted 20k and it took him additional two days to balance up

Second week of work he didn't remit but promised to make double payment the upper week, I allowed him and when he paid he paid 50k instead of 60k with promise to balance up some days later.

The fourth week he remitted full payment.

Fifth week, he defaulted.

So, I am wondering, for experience bolt/uber driver is 30k plus 50/50 car maintenance too much for a rider to meet? Car servicing is once in six weeks...

He also uses inDrive, Bolt and Uber for his rides, works everyday of the week

What's your take, for those in the business?

I don't run Uber biz but from infor I have it's obvious that the guy wants to run you street...better retrieve your car from him before it's too late!

CodeTemplar:
It is disheartening when a 10 years old house landlord increase rent like he just finished building it yesterday. I feel you OP.

When you build your own house please collect the same rent for 30 years even if there is high rate of inflation in the country!

Weirdcamila:
He can never loan you , instead he will use rant to credit you . He will post 70 imaginary stories

Make you sef loan the guy the money na