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This is heartbreaking

kulkris:
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So someone will just sign up foe this rubbish transfer $5 and automatically start earning money

Do people actually fall for this nonsense?

Na lie una dey talk.

This is a one-sided report.

Before workers in a private university in Nigeria will dare to hit a student just know that that guy must have really provoked them physically!

Icocop101:
SLASH! SLASH!! SLASH!!!

These items going for clearance relocation sales and MUST go, on or before this weekend!

* Large sized used Rug - Red colour (can cover 2 standard rooms) - 25k

** Standing fridge / freezer (first body, perfect working condition & freezes within 48 hrs) the hinges needs minor fixing - 35k

*** Tokumbo HP ELITE BOOK 8440P (in perfect working condition, but needs Battery replacement) - 50k

***Generator tank parts (good condition) - 3k

ALL PRICES ARE FIRM PLS.

Location: Lakowe Ajah.

Contact: 08111175588 ( Calls / WhatsApp)

See the person that claims he knows an investment company that pays monthly ROI of 50% is running a junkyard business.

Wonders shall never end!

I know it's mostly women that will be complaining meanwhile 90% of them did not contribute shishi to the wedding

Emergingnation3:
Kanu isn't self acclimated Leader of IPOB, but a leader and founder of IPOB, the biggest and richest self determination movement in the world....

And Fulani Jihadist government should keep on playing ostrich based on the court order to release Nnamdi Kanu, las las he'll come out stronger with Biafra flag in his hand..

Vid vid..

Richest you say, yet they were able to lure the foolish leader to Kenya to come collect some dollars where he was caught like a rat!

OVB123:
This is where Oyo state loots are spent. Hmmm! Nigeria politicians are thesame.

Make sure you have info before you speak.

This guy declared assets worth almost 50 billion when he became governor making him one of the wealthiest men to become governor in Nigeria!

arofemites:
I have for sale, pure Rabbit Urine of 100Ltrs.

Mobile/Whatsapp: 0703 242 1229

Na wetin person wan do with rabbit urine?

MARSONE:
This is in response to @GREATIGBOMAN on this topic.

https://www.nairaland.com/7426846/crypto-not-just-me-massive


Dear friend;
First off, you need to learn how to invest in crypto and the best time to invest in crypto is now.
I am sorry to tell you that what you did is not investing in crypto but just changing your naira to USDT and keeping it. If I were you, I will turn that $19,000 to $19,000,000 in less than 2 years on the best projects that are at give away prices right now.

You lost money in your other trades because you are a FOMO (fear of missing out) trader without experience.

When you see this, buy the following and thank me later.

LABS GROUP
LITHIUM FINANCE
DYDX
CASPER
ICP
SOLANA
MINA
GFI
XCH
VEGA
MERCURY FINANCE
WELLS
SHEDEN NETWORK
APTOS
STG
HNT
HBAR
SPELL
APE COIN
GLMR
MATIC
NYM
LYXE

Remember to do DCA (dollar cost averaging )when you trade and learn how to trade not FOMO else you will keep loosing your money.

Use 5% of your portfolio for each coin you are buying.

Do not sell any of your coins till BTC gets to $100,000 and above.

Trade on Binance, gate io, Huobi, okx and kucoin. Use coinstats to monitor your trade by linking all your platforms to it.

You will never work for any man again. Thanks.

I am a professional trader and my boys never lose money. We only make profits.

Na so una go dey boast online!

The $1,000 wey dey your account na why you never turn am to $1000,000?

This must be a joke

Icocop101:
You're just all over N/Land here running mouth..."empty vessels, sure makes the loudest noise."

Sorry!!!� Ain't got no fucking time for a nincompoop like you

So you think everyone on Nairaland is ignorant and inexperienced in practical aspects of managing a business?

I will repeat it a thousand times - You are a bloody liar!

It is not possible for an investment of 2million to generate daily ROI of 33K in a genuine business.

Any business that promises that type of return is operating a Ponzi!!!

Quote me anywhere!

Otilaw:
You better sell it now or stand the chance to regret for the rest of your life.

I've a cousin who invested $20,000 USD on crypto and lost about $19,500 USD because he refused to hear my advise and that of others. i can take you to him if you're in Lagos, his shop is at computer village, you can ask him to confirmed.

And if you sell it now, your lost will be minimal as compare to what might befall you tomorrow.

Oga na lie you day talk!

The only way a person will get a loss of over 97.5% is if he bought shit coins and it's not very likely that a newbie will dump that all his first investment in just shitcoins!

chikason22:
Atiku must chop hot breakfast whether he likes it or not. Karma never forgives. He said horrible things about PDP when GEJ was contesting against Buhari. Those things will finish him kpatakpata. Useless greedy thief. He must be retired next year from active looting. Useless man

I couldn't have said it better!

Drunkard1:
u no lose money. U are still holding dollar. And for a millionaire to be insultive tells more about u.. Now na u ogun dey strike. Simple i cant help. I move on. U start dey insult. Na ur money i no force u. And i doubt u have upto 19kusd cos person wey get money no dey cry for bad investment. Go and settle with ogun. Cos if naira enter back 150. Na die u dey.

You sef make you stop this your begi begi all over the place.

Make you try get small self-respect!

mrpassionate:
Haven't blew shiit in years. $400 to with $600.
$1,500 to withdraw $4,600 in 1 week.

$100 to make. $1,300 in 2 weeks all proven and posted.

Your $500 won't be my first account to trade from, the question is, would you pay me my 50% profits share if I decided to accept your account.

Talk is cheap!

Provide a collateral worth $2,000 and I'll give you an account with $1,000 to trade.

ayoncox:
You can build or buy a house of 3-4 million naira with just 11 million around Abuja then rent it out and use the remaining to start a business you can grow.
Alternatively you can start a business by employing some teams to run your business as long as they are competent enough to double your money.
It's all about clarity of purpose and direction.
If you don't mind I would like us to have discussions around this, you can chat me up on 08089456258

Are you referring to a real house or a container?

talk2hb1:
Okay Sir.

@hopemanfx 7million can build a 3bedroom bungalow.
https://www.dailytipsfinder.com/cost-of-building-a-3-bedroom-bungalow/

https://thearchitect.com.ng/cost-building-3-bedroom-bungalow-nigeria/

Ignore the rubbish they wrote there!

The idiot who wrote that nonsense actually said that you can build a septic tank, soak away and well for N300,200 meanwhile in his price estimate he did not include the cost of 3.5mm iron rods, carpenter labour charges etc.

He also said you can tile an entire 3 bedroom bungalow with just N250,000! How very ridiculous!

Please take it from me, I'm talking from experience, N7m is not enough to build a 3 bedroom bungalow!

talk2hb1:
You can build a 3bedroom bungalow with 7m or less, start a furniture business with 5m, reserve 2m for contingency while making more money on upwork

Stop talking nonsense, 7million is not enough to build a 3 bedroom house!

mrpassionate:
Sir,
If it's not easy for me to actually achieved what I have shared as the proof of my 3days earnings I wouldn't have been able to screen shots the Withdrawal statement and shared it here..

Other finds thing easier to do. And some people find it difficult.

At least that was a third-party platform that I used I make $230 Profit in 3days on a $400 deposit..

Seeing is believing, get an account opened deposit $500-1000 to it, send me their trading platform login, and see if I won't add between $200-400 profits to that in 3days..

AFTER THAT YOU CAN SAY WHATEVER U LIKE, IF I FAIL.

What happens if I fund an account with $500 for you to trade and you blow the account?

Who bears the loss?!

Ganjafama:
Good day bro, please I sincerely beg you to show me this business so that I can quit the dehumanizing security job I'm doing for now.

I hope you're ready to pay a fee for a bogus training on crypto

pipsplus2020:
50k a month is below 2k daily. You will earn more driving bolt. Since it's your car, I suggest you hustle hard, get another car or possibly start up your own business.

However, I can show you a business that will earn you much more while you still do bolt ride at your own time

Set awon cryoto traders who do not axtually make money from crypto trading but from running trainings and selling e-books

I did not receive any such message from MTN

Remmedy:
Drop me your number or hit me up on my WhatsApp number… it’s on my profile…..

Give him the answers here in public

Icocop101:
If you're truly and seriously in for business, I can show you how to go about investing in a Global Company that has been in operation since 2018, with investment strategic partners like Qualcomm, Huawei, Honda Motors, High Technology experts & Professionals e.t.c...

You can invest just #2 Million, with a fixed profits return of #33,000k daily ( ~ One Million Naira Monthly) and still keep the remaining chilling in your bank account or anywhere else you deem safe, until you're very convinced to put in the rest.

PLS NOTE: With this investment model plan; you simply leverage...and earn passive daily income on your investment capital without lifting a finger. So simply... no skill, experience, or expertise whatsoever is needed!

You're a dirty stinking liar!

I dare you to mention the name of the company

If you can do this and show proof that an investment of 2 million will yield returns of 1million in 1 month I will delete my Nairaland account

mrpassionate:
Learn how to Trade Forex.

With that 3M a solid 100k daily profit is possible.

I can teach you, I can manage your account for you for a month, and if you see the results you will dedicate all of your life to learning more.

$600USD Profit was withdrawn within 3days on a USD 400 deposit.

So why are you not a multimillionaire already since it's so easy?

sharone21:
BDC guys should be regulated eg if official rate is N300/ $1.... BDC can be N350/$1... Greed will then be discouraged. Also, Emefiele should make dollars readily available

CBN does not have enough dollars, it's as simple as that!

Emeskhalifa:
THE CURRENCY SITUATION: A MUST READ

1). So many Nigerians have stacked Naira notes in their closets and are cut up with this policy of the CBN. There is a rush by ignorant Nigerians to convert their Naira to Dollars. Naira is at all time low against dollar and it's going to go even lower. For example a man converts #10m to 12,500 USD at the current exchange rate. It's easier to keep it with himself than to deposit in a Domiciliary account with a DMB because of the stringent policies around FX cash deposits. He hopes that by December when the new Nigeria is floated, he'd have his FX converted back to Naira from the Aboki guys he bought his USD from.

2)The Aboki man who sold FX to his customers at exorbitant rate excitedly goes to the DMB to deposit the millions of Naira he got the the FX swap he did. He knows he is getting richer in geometric proportion by this new policy by the CBN. He awaits the printing of the new Naira notes so as to reconvert the Naira he has in his account today USD and continue making more money.

3). All customers who deposited their Naira notes, those depositing and those who would be depositing are eagerly waiting for December 15. The DMBs are also waiting for the said date. Meanwhile there is a cashless policy waiting to hit all Nigerians by January 2023. On December 15th, customers would rush to the DMBs for new notes so as to withdraw as much as they can before January when the cashless policy would be effected 100%. The DMBS would rush to the central bank branches to withdraw new notes. The branches would go to the H/O for new notes. H/O would release just a little to branches based on cash management policies. CBN Branches would release in trinkets to DMB branches and tell them to go manage their customers. DMBs would revert back to their customers based on the low available new cash notes. There would be slight panicking as customers who deposited old naira notes cannot retrieve same notes from the DMBs anymore because of unavailability. Remember, digital money and paper money is still money and so customers would be advised to use electronic channels to make payments.

4) The Aboki guy who kept millions of Naira is also a victim of the shortage of new notes and so he cannot buy back FX from his customers who were hoping to return the ones the got earlier ones the new notes are in place. Aboki begins to panick as well. Those who have FX and need naira notes begin to sell their FX to people who have naira whether old or new just to cash in before January. In doing so, USD begins to crash as rapidly as it rose. Much of the FX becomes deposited in DMBs as carrying the raw cash isn't useful anymore. The CBN is happy because there is more FX in the banking system to give for Forms A, M and Q. Naira begins to gain rapidly against the dollar.

5). In January, cashless policy takes effect. So even if the CBN makes available more new notes to DMBs, customers cannot withdraw above the stipulated across-the-counter limit to avoid heavy charges. Customers are forced to use electronic payments, FX policy and transfer and withdrawal is so stiff that swapping FX and Naira is no more a gain. USD parallel and black market prices crash all the way down to CBN rate. Inflation based on importation of goods and services is checked as Naira becomes strong against dollar. People who have physical dollars would lose. There would be limited access to naira notes as electronic transfers become prevalent. Enaira purchases also become more as Nigerians look for most seamless methods to do payments. By June, whoever takes over power would have a soft landing as this policy by the CBN has controlled a whole lot of inflation, corruption and economic degradation.

6). If you have Naira notes stashed with you, return them back to the bank through your account. Don't try to play smart trying to beat the system, you may become the architect of your own loss. Your 12,500 USD may fall from #10,000,000 to #5,000,000 in June, 2023. Meanwhile if you put same #10,000,000 in Treasury Bills at the current 14.5%, you should be gaining about #725,000 at the same period.

Let's try and look at the bright side of things, Nigeria shall be great by God's grace.

This is text book theory and it does not work in Nigeria!

Mercury12:
Ekuke for 20,000 dollars
Haba fear God nah

Na ignorance dey worry you!

ganisucks:
Can I hear someone scream "QWARUPTION!"

Ignorance and lack of exposure is really worrying you.

Do you think its local dogs they're talking about?