₦airaland Forum

Alert which police, I Jst hope you aren't referring to Nigeria Police Force

ayodele234:
Black man leave Jesus alone. No man called Jesus died for your sin, it is all bullshit. Why must your god be from Nazareth? It is stupid!

What do you believe in?

Xslaze3xd:
If Jesus died today Friday, and he resurrected 3 days later, then the day he resurrected should be monday not Sunday.
Cc: orator2383
clear my doubt

3days not 3days and night.
Now do the maths

I miss those days wen we went to school, lined up & the headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms,U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit, okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it "lolly"
• D days of Goody- Goody & pako Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....
• Chei, i remember those days wen one naira na money,wen groundnut was 5kobo & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police andthief
• D days of mama & papa play• days wen we use to build houses wit sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,change Uя style, ten ten,skipping, stop! U remember nau!
• those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering
• those days wen rubber band was stock exchange• Days wen votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks& choco milo advert on black & white tv & sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days wen eleganza pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if its not coming out
• The days wen NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minits then national anthem be4 they resume program @ 4pm
• The days wen basket sandals,simbi & Bata sandals were d best
• Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has come. No more old fun.I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u r not smiling it means u were not born in my generation. Which means u ar d INDOMIE generation lol!!!!! Good morning peeps(yn)

I fear all this naija something jere [nigcomsat, nipost, nitel etc] I hope it's not the one that u will type "how to drive a car" in Google nd you will get "ogbono is the best soup..." as result.
Anyways those who know nitel of those days will understand me better

SCATTERSCATTER DON COME BACK AGAIN

Some ibos are saying ohaneze should 'get out, shut up etc"
I still don't know why ibos find it difficult to respect others, not even their own.

And I'm so sure the book is empty cos dats the only way to understand women. "clean and empty heart"

And one man will marry this one thinking he has married a human being.
Anyways, wetin concern me

So it is just "messages of affection, love and devotion" that is to be carried around the world. Where did our girls now see "gifts". As if they are the Julia or Valentini
My gf must read this

SCATTERSCATTER DON COME BACK AGAIN

Hahahaha hahaha.. Girls sha, after calling don jazzy "boo" she now went ahead to ask for money to buy "her boo" val something. If I were to be this girl's boo ehn, I will "un-boo" her for "booing" another man.
"Even ur boo get a boo, a boo a boo"

SCATTERSCATTER DON COME BACK AGAIN

Social media is the no1 relationship crasher we have in this generation. Sometimes I wonder how our parents celebrate 40yrs in marriage and our marriages these days rarely last 10yrs.

The funny thing is that these things are actually very true. We Nigerians don't encourage our own and we expect the outside world to do it for us. We don't value ourselves and we think the outside world will. We place so much importance on designer brands and neglect the place of price sanity. I pray we wake up very soon

Ehn Ehn...

UnaSo:
lalasticlala u are still a yoruba man from Ogun! Nairaland is owned by a yoruba man from Ogun State.


Discuss ur people and stop taking panadol over other country problem.



If we like, we can kill ourselves and rape ourselves, it does not concern u.


That is our problem and we can solve it with our laws. Go back to Ibadan!

You have a very serious problem, hope you are aware?

kenex4ever:
words of a stingy fellow

Reply of a prodigal fellow

Now that's a role model!!!

Sahara reporters sharap!!!... His supporters are on their way, iPAD youths, over to you jor

You are on point. The earlier we all come to our senses the better for us. If we don't hold our past and present leaders responsible for their actions, there is no way we'll progress as a country.
When these people "regardless of their geopolitical affiliation" embezzle our common wealth, they don't remember you and I, rather they give their children the best of life outside the Shores of the country they are bent on destroying, then when they are caught, they gather hungry and jobless youths, pay them stipends then they end up carrying placards and making illegal protests with chants of free our son, he is our brother, witch-hunt etc...
AN AVERAGE POLITICIAN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
Let who ever is being tried for corruption get his day in court and if he's innocent, all well and good.
Good will always prevail.
GOD BLESS PMB
WE ARE BEHIND YOU

That's lalasticlala and ishilove talking

What is dis one saying

I know what you guys Jst finished doing, but I won't tell anybody

U are the one that likes sex. Is there no "NO" in ur dictionary. I blame you jere

Chai... Ibos' ehn. Picture of the ghosts or I don't believe it

I've always said it that biafra isn't the way forward. I liken it to a man who runs into the rain because his house is leaking. Ibos' should fix their internal problems before making any agitation. Violence and war has never been the way, ask Libya and Syria

Let DSS handle her for 3 days, trust me, she will begin to feel so many things.

Somebody shout hallelujah

A girl likes it when you have money back2back

I hope the phones come with unlimited call time and self charging battery.

Every post on Nairaland was a hit,
From romance page to career, to politics
Still no FTC
Iyalaya lalasticlala

Gej: baba God, please don't let Dansuki remember my name.