₦airaland Forum

Welcome, Guest: Register • Login • With Google • Trending • Recent • New

Stats: 3,344,657 members, 8,513,004 topics. Date: Wednesday, 04 November 2026 at 10:54 AM

Toggle theme

Scatterscatter's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Scatterscatter's Profile › Scatterscatter's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 (of 50 pages)

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Why 'Carrying Placards In Search Of Jobs' Is Wrong by Scatterscatter(m): 7:13am On May 29, 2016
@OP, be like say u never dey jobless before abi, nonsense. "the situation of Nigeria suffereth violence, and the violent taketh it by force"
Na only placard u don see ba, billboard and handbill of CV'S go soon join
Career › Re: 20 Quotes To Inspire Great Teamwork. by Scatterscatter(m): 10:23am On May 27, 2016
I'm not in the mood to scatter anything this morning, so I'll Jst say "Cool" very inspiring. I know those without brain will still call it rubbish undecided
Business › Re: Union Bank’s Rebrand Wins Two International Awards! by Scatterscatter(m): 2:36pm On May 21, 2016
I love Union bank and am not an old man smiley
Politics › Re: Fayose Causing Confusion In Our Party – PDP by Scatterscatter(m): 12:35pm On May 14, 2016
I've been hearing this Fayose everywhere, please what is Fayose? huh
Science/Technology › Re: The Dangers Of Staring At The Sun As Mercury Transit Tomorrow May 9. by Scatterscatter(m): 12:14am On May 09, 2016
we talking science, you talking religion, na true say u be scatterscatter. undecided[/quote]Science points always to God. Even the greatest scientists belive there is a creator so bruv, I'm referring to the creator of heaven and earth not any religion
Science/Technology › Re: The Dangers Of Staring At The Sun As Mercury Transit Tomorrow May 9. by Scatterscatter(m): 11:48pm On May 08, 2016
Still some people will say there is no God. The universe isn't operating randomly or by error, everything is planned by the creator "Almighty God"
Celebrities › Re: Missing Jim Iyke And His Controversies? by Scatterscatter(m): 10:29am On May 07, 2016
TB Joshua's own nko huh
Crime › Re: Suicidal Man Pulled From Electric Pole After He Tried To Cut Himself by Scatterscatter(m): 6:02pm On May 05, 2016
The guy was thinking banky W or Peter will come... lipsrsealed
Career › Re: How Young Staff Can Get More Respect At Work by Scatterscatter(m): 6:53am On Apr 17, 2016
Clap for your self.












Anyways, I only told you to do so cos I'm in a good mood undecided
Crime › Re: Driver And The Trader 'swallowed' Cocaine Worth N39m by Scatterscatter(m): 7:19am On Apr 09, 2016
The Isrealites are at it again undecided
Abeg make I go queue for fuel jere
Politics › Olubadan Places Eze Indigbo Under Baales by Scatterscatter(op): 12:22pm On Apr 07, 2016
IN order to stop the royal battle among three contenders for the Eze Ndigbo of Ibadanland and Oyo State, the Olubadan-in-councilled by the Olubadan of Ibadanland,Oba Saliu Adetunji, Aje Ogungunniso 1, has said henceforth holders of the title should subject themselves to the authority of the community leaders in their vicinity.The presentation of Staff of Office to the new Olubadan of Ibadan Oba Saliu Akanmu Adetunji was held at Mapo Hall foreground on Friday.Pic shows Olubadan of Ibadan Oba Saliu Akanmu Adetunji receiving his staff of office from Governor Abiola Ajimobi of Oyo state while His Oloris looks on .PxDare FasubeAs a result of the new arrangement, the claimants of the titles of Eze Ndigbo of Ibadanland,and the Onye Ndu Ndigbo are now placed under the Baale of Ekotedo,Elder Taiye Ayorinde.Dr. Alex Anozie and Chief Alloy Obiare laying claims to Eze Ndigbo and Onye Ndu respectively and this has resulted into litigation.In attendance at the meeting were the Otun Olubadan, Chief Lekan Balogun; Osi Olubadan, Chief Rashidi Ladoja; the Otun Balogun of Ibadanland, Dr. Olufemi Olaifa; Osi Balogun, Chief Tajudeen Ajibola; Ashipa Olubadan, Chief Eddy Oyewole; Ekerin Olubadan, Chief Abiodun Kola-Daisi and many others.While speaking with newsmen, theOsi Balogun, Chief Tajudeen Ajibola, who spoke on behalf of the council said: “In any community, you cannot have two royal fathers. The only king of Ibadan is our royal father, Oba Saliu Adetunji, Aje Ogungunniso I; no other person can call himself his royal highness in Ibadan. We have three levels in the traditional institution in Ibadan. We have the Olubadan, his high chiefs and the Baales. These are the three levels we have. So, no other person can force himself to be royal highness without falling into any of the three levels.””So, the heads of clubs, associations and so on fall under the Baale in that domain. The Eze Ndigbo falls under the Baale of Ekotedo. Anything they have to do,they cannot come directly to the Kabiyesi, they have to go through the Baale, who reports to the Olubadan or the Olubadan-in-Council.”The council reiterated its earlier decision that it would not regard holders of titles as chiefs in Ibadanland.“We are not bordered about whatever title they are called. Theyare not our royal highness and they are not our Baale. We don’t recognise them.”
Source: vanguard news
Pets › Re: See The Giant Croco Found In Unical Today! by Scatterscatter(m): 6:52pm On Mar 29, 2016
OP, if u want this thread to hit front page, jst change the topic to "giant snake crocodile waiting for olajumoke in unical"
Jokes Etc › Re: My Wife Said That Me And Gej Look Alike by Scatterscatter(m): 8:18am On Mar 26, 2016
I'm sure u didn't give her money for food before she uttered such words. It's a pity
Politics › Re: Buhari's Economic Retreat A Jamboree - Fayose by Scatterscatter(m): 8:03am On Mar 26, 2016
I really feel for Ekiti indigenes for having this man as their Governor. Can Fayose tell us his own economic blue print for his state; I was moved to tears the last time I was at Ekiti as I was ashamed and embarrassed to call Ado-ekiti the capital city. Mr Fayose please leave the president alone and focus on ur primary assignment, ekiti people are suffering, the state is stagnant and the economic situation of the state is noting to write home about. Leave opposition work for Olisa Metuh, you are gradually becoming a nuisance.
Science/Technology › Re: Incase Of Armed Robbers Want You To Withdraw Money In An ATM Machine,do This. by Scatterscatter(m): 7:45am On Mar 26, 2016
Alert which police, I Jst hope you aren't referring to Nigeria Police Force
Christianity Etc › Re: What’s So Good About Good Friday? by Scatterscatter(m): 1:22pm On Mar 25, 2016
ayodele234:
Black man leave Jesus alone. No man called Jesus died for your sin, it is all bullshit. Why must your god be from Nazareth? It is stupid!
What do you believe in?
Christianity Etc › Re: What’s So Good About Good Friday? by Scatterscatter(m): 12:59pm On Mar 25, 2016
Xslaze3xd:
If Jesus died today Friday, and he resurrected 3 days later, then the day he resurrected should be monday not Sunday.
Cc: orator2383
clear my doubt
3days not 3days and night.
Now do the maths
Jokes Etc › See All What Indomine Generation Missed by Scatterscatter(op): 10:17am On Mar 23, 2016
I miss those days wen we went to school, lined up & the headmistress & teachers inspect our nails & uniform & den we match to our classrooms,U Remember na??
• D days of Nasco Biscuit, okin biscuit, Trebor, Iced Colored water tied in nylon we called it "lolly"
• D days of Goody- Goody & pako Biscuit. X_X
• D days of ali & simbi, Mr Salami & Mrs Salami, Agbo lives in Calabar....
• Chei, i remember those days wen one naira na money,wen groundnut was 5kobo & choco milo sweet was 5 kobo
• days of messing game,who is in d garden, police andthief
• D days of mama & papa play• days wen we use to build houses wit sand, play suwe game,tinco tinco,change Uя style, ten ten,skipping, stop! U remember nau!
• those days wen we used to fly kite on streets, wen boys used to use d paint bucket cover as tire & their daddy's hanger as d steering
• those days wen rubber band was stock exchange• Days wen votron, jimbo, power rangers, spider man was our favourite cartoons
• D days of limca soft drinks& choco milo advert on black & white tv & sunday rendevous by1:30pm
• when we say 'leke leke give me white finger'
• Those days wen eleganza pen was d best
• D days wen we used to drink water from d tap even suck out d water if its not coming out
• The days wen NTA will show rainbow color for 30 minits then national anthem be4 they resume program @ 4pm
• The days wen basket sandals,simbi & Bata sandals were d best
• Days wen we all sing sandalili sandalili songs, Dstv has come. No more old fun.I'm really proud to have experienced all this. If u r not smiling it means u were not born in my generation. Which means u ar d INDOMIE generation lol!!!!! Good morning peeps(yn)
Phones › Re: NTEL Number Reservation Available Here. by Scatterscatter(m): 5:35pm On Mar 12, 2016
I fear all this naija something jere [nigcomsat, nipost, nitel etc] I hope it's not the one that u will type "how to drive a car" in Google nd you will get "ogbono is the best soup..." as result.
Anyways those who know nitel of those days will understand me better

SCATTERSCATTER DON COME BACK AGAIN
Politics › Re: Ohanaeze Bars Igbo In Diaspora From Acting As Royal Fathers by Scatterscatter(m): 5:15pm On Mar 01, 2016
Some ibos are saying ohaneze should 'get out, shut up etc"
I still don't know why ibos find it difficult to respect others, not even their own.
Romance › Re: The Book "Understanding Women" Is Now Finally In The Bookstore by Scatterscatter(m): 7:09am On Feb 16, 2016
And I'm so sure the book is empty cos dats the only way to understand women. "clean and empty heart"
Celebrities › Re: Chrystabel Goddy Bits Princess Chineke On Her Thighs (Graphic Pics) by Scatterscatter(m): 2:49pm On Feb 14, 2016
And one man will marry this one thinking he has married a human being.
Anyways, wetin concern me undecided
Romance › Re: The Heart Touching Story Of St. Valentine – February 14 ( Must Read) by Scatterscatter(m): 6:40pm On Feb 13, 2016
So it is just "messages of affection, love and devotion" that is to be carried around the world. Where did our girls now see "gifts". huh As if they are the Julia or Valentini angry
My gf must read this lipsrsealed

SCATTERSCATTER DON COME BACK AGAIN
Celebrities › Re: Donjazzy's Reply To A Fan That Wanted Money To Buy Her Boo Val Gift Is Funny by Scatterscatter(m): 12:50pm On Feb 13, 2016
Hahahaha hahaha.. Girls sha, after calling don jazzy "boo" she now went ahead to ask for money to buy "her boo" val something. If I were to be this girl's boo ehn, I will "un-boo" her for "booing" another man.
"Even ur boo get a boo, a boo a boo"

SCATTERSCATTER DON COME BACK AGAIN
Celebrities › Re: Don't Go For 'Spec' In A Partner , Go For Good Heart- T. W. O Advises Singles by Scatterscatter(m): 6:12pm On Feb 12, 2016
Social media is the no1 relationship crasher we have in this generation. Sometimes I wonder how our parents celebrate 40yrs in marriage and our marriages these days rarely last 10yrs.
Jokes Etc › Re: How You As A Nigerian Can Make Naira Strong... by Scatterscatter(m): 7:38pm On Feb 07, 2016
The funny thing is that these things are actually very true. We Nigerians don't encourage our own and we expect the outside world to do it for us. We don't value ourselves and we think the outside world will. We place so much importance on designer brands and neglect the place of price sanity. I pray we wake up very soon
Nairaland General › Re: 10 Facts About Farting (mess) by Scatterscatter(m): 11:42pm On Jan 29, 2016
Ehn Ehn...
Crime › Re: Man Stabs Friend Over 200 Naira Burial Levy In Onitsha...(graphic Pictures) by Scatterscatter(m): 11:40pm On Jan 28, 2016
UnaSo:
lalasticlala u are still a yoruba man from Ogun! Nairaland is owned by a yoruba man from Ogun State.


Discuss ur people and stop taking panadol over other country problem.



If we like, we can kill ourselves and rape ourselves, it does not concern u.


That is our problem and we can solve it with our laws. Go back to Ibadan!
You have a very serious problem, hope you are aware? huh
Business › Re: Day Dangote Bargained EkoHotel Carpark Fee From N5,000 To N1,000-Friend Recounts by Scatterscatter(m): 11:34pm On Jan 28, 2016
kenex4ever:
words of a stingy fellow
Reply of a prodigal fellow
Business › Re: Day Dangote Bargained EkoHotel Carpark Fee From N5,000 To N1,000-Friend Recounts by Scatterscatter(m): 7:28am On Jan 28, 2016
Now that's a role model!!!
Politics › Re: Supporters And Friends Abandon Metuh In Court - Sahara Reporters by Scatterscatter(m): 7:15pm On Jan 26, 2016
Sahara reporters sharap!!!... His supporters are on their way, iPAD youths, over to you jor undecided
Politics › Re: . by Scatterscatter(m): 2:40pm On Jan 23, 2016
You are on point. The earlier we all come to our senses the better for us. If we don't hold our past and present leaders responsible for their actions, there is no way we'll progress as a country.
When these people "regardless of their geopolitical affiliation" embezzle our common wealth, they don't remember you and I, rather they give their children the best of life outside the Shores of the country they are bent on destroying, then when they are caught, they gather hungry and jobless youths, pay them stipends then they end up carrying placards and making illegal protests with chants of free our son, he is our brother, witch-hunt etc...
AN AVERAGE POLITICIAN DOESN'T CARE ABOUT YOU.
Let who ever is being tried for corruption get his day in court and if he's innocent, all well and good.
Good will always prevail.
GOD BLESS PMB
WE ARE BEHIND YOU

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 42 43 44 45 46 47 48 49 50 (of 50 pages)