₦airaland Forum

misspicy:
NO wonder,i should have been named God save me

u sure cus am thinking another meaning o

Cutehector:
so ur d one dats gona tell me abt who my friends are abi? If i kick u eh..

if i knock your head eh

delectablegyal:
Fvck u if disagree.

WOULD HAVE AGREED BUT THAT'S NOT YOU + U STILL NEED TO WORK ON YOUR SMILE

Richiy:
stay there and be forming hard dude while your mates are busy forming tangible relationships and partnership. One day, you will be fifty and utterly alone.

HIS RIGHT THOUGH CUS ANY GUY THAT'S CARRYING A GIRL ON HIS HEAD WITHOUT PLANS TO SETTLE DOWN YET S JUST DIGGING HIS OWN HEART BREAK GRAVE

gohzieh:
A friend for my candid opinion on this.
Hide my identity
He is a 23years old guy, and a student in one of
Nigerian universities living in a 2bedroom flat
alone so one of the rooms is vacant.Now the
problem is a female course mate of his pleaded
to come stay with him cos she's having money
problems and there are no much accommodation around my campus any longer. His gf is totally against it.but
course mate friend kept pleading so I had to let her pack
in.I helped her move in. She's been here for over
3weeks now. She is good and even cooks for me.My gf
travelled and will soon be back and I just dunno
how to handle d situation cos she is wildfire. Please mature and Candid advise needed guys!

OP DON'T ANSWER THEM,,SO LONG YOUR HEART IS PURE AND YOU WON'T DO ANYTHING JUST TRY EXPLAINING TO YOUR GF AND MAKE HER UNDERSTAND..GOOD LUCK

Eve0000:
Send her out before one thing leads to another...goat and lion cant live in the same house

WHO IS THE GOAT AND THE LION HERE CUS ALL I SEE IS THAT BOTH THE GOAT AND LION ARE BOTH HAPPY AND KEEPING EACH OTHER COMPANY

END TIME CHURCH AND MEMBERS AND THE PASTOR WISHE HE CAN JOIN WED BOTH OF THEM LIKE SERIOUSLY, COMING FROM A PASTOR..WHAT DO THEY PREACH N LISTEN TO

VampireeM:
Pls which condom brand is that?

BRA CONDOM

Viktor1983:
MTN Group Ltd. had its record fine in Nigeria
increased $500 million to $3.9 billion after the
country’s telecommunications regulator said it
wrote the incorrect penalty in an earlier letter
to Africa’s largest phone company.
“There was a typo,” Nigerian Communication
Commission spokesman Tony Ojobo said by
phone on Friday, referring to a letter dated Dec.
2 that reduced the original $5.2 billion penalty to
$3.4 billion. “The reduction should have been 25
percent. We saw the mistake and had to fix it.”
MTN spokesman Chris Maroleng declined to
comment. The shares traded 4.7 percent lower at
133.40 rand as of 10:39 a.m. in Johannesburg,
the lowest since Nov. 17.
MTN received a second letter on Thursday which
superseded the first letter and increased the fine
to $3.9 billion, the Johannesburg-based company
said in a statement on Friday. The payment date
is Dec. 31.

http://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2015-12-04/mtn-nigeria-fine-increased-to-3-9-billion-after-regulator-error

MY HEAD CATCH THEM

lazyjohn:
Nairalanders

so you took your time and then decided to write this scam bullshit....can the moderators block this scammer

kaziblake:
Hi guys,i called the owner of the place yesterday stating my fear to him asking him if we could talk on phone he said we shld rather meet somewhere so I went there with my mum and explained everything to him he was really impressed saying he has heard a lot about the atrocities of the manager but nobody has really been bold to report him after everything he offered me the job but I politely declined it..But he promised to do something about the manager

that's great but OP they fear gah as she carry mummy go...is cool and i pray u get a better one

SameMissclassy:
[color=#000050]You are dimwitted _idiot. How do you expect us to remember this piece of trash? Do you think everyone grew up in the village like you?

Fvcking retarded_ skunk! [/color]

just say u can't remember + it was used in major city across d country...so if u don't know about it say u don't or u were not born then

STFUareyouGod:
how you dey? You scarce small

just there, cash oriented plus this xmas season s jus causing lots of rush but hope ur side dey jeje

misspicy:
hmmmmm no wonder....ori yo mi lo ye kan so mi sha

IN ENGLISH

Estharfabian:
Send E-slaps ofcourse!

OWU YA...MEAN WHILE AM NOT HATING OO BUT MY BEST FRIEND N COURSE MATE IN UNI WAS FROM MBAISE N THIS GUY S SOOO CUNNING EH CHIA,,WHEN I LATER FOUND OUT WERE HIS FROM I HAD TO STEP UP MY SENSE LEVEL TO MATCH UP TO HIS CUS PLUS I HAD FEMALE FRIENDS AS WELL FROM THAT SIDE...DID I FORGET TO MENTION THERE WAS A DAY A LECTURER ASKED A LADY IN MY DEPT ? N DURING WHICH HE FOUND OUT SHE S FROM MBAISE, HE STARTED LAUGHING AND TOLD US HIS EXPERIENCE WITH THEM PLUS THE ADAGE THAT GOES WITH MBAISE..SO IS NOT LIKE AM MAKING JEST OR BEING ONE SIDED, AM JUST SPEAKING FROM MY OWN EXPERIENCE

killsmith:
my brother....if she's from ahiazu mbaise, remove your shirt and trouser and run very fast with just your boxers.....

A VICTIM HERE I GUESS

Estharfabian:
Cutehector, Are U seeing what these people are saying Bout my LGA?

Why didn't I see this thread on time!

WHAT WILL YOU DO

Cutehector:
u guys shouldnt say that abeg....

YOU HAVE NOT MET ANY OR HAVE THEM AS CLOSE FRIENDS IF NOT YOU IL KNOW WHAT WE ARE TALKING ABOUT.

Chibaby87:
Op if you don't know what to post better keep mute, when you were dating her you didn't find bad character in her. Better live her alone and stop talking nonsense. #Proudly Mbaise girl# We don't marry immature guys so you are not up to people that asks our hands in marriage. Mtcheew.

TRUTH BE TOLD, YOU PEEPS ARE REALLY SMART N WISE BUT THE ONLY PROBLEM S THAT 90% OF UR PEEPS USE IT NEGATIVELY...N AM SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE.

martinlooter:
I am dating a girl from Mbaise girl, considering her behaviour to see if she will suit what I want for marriage, but her problem is that she is from Mbaise, for my people in the South East, you know Mbaise people have a very bad reputation for being manipulators, deceivers and mischief makers.
For sure, if my peeps know where she comes from, they will surely raise eyebrows. I am very sure that my late mum will turn in her grave if she hears I am getting married to an Mbaise girl.
So guys, what's your advice, should I give her hopes, or just walk away from the relationship?

MY BROTHER THERE IS NOTHING WRONG AT ALL BUT JUST MAKE SURE I MEAN 100% SURE YOU THINK LIKE A WISE SMART ONE IF NOT,,SORRY IS YOUR NAME CUS THOSE PEEPS ARE TOO SMART AND CAN PLAY ON YOUR INTELLIGENCE SPEAKING FROM EXPERIENCE THOUGH CUS I HAD FEW OF THEM AS FRIENDS BACK THEN IN UNI

STFUareyouGod:
sebi I told you. It can only be him. Never expect any sensible contribution from him

LOL MY NIGGE

Darven:
Commander in chief of ass lickers and woman wrappers association of Nairaland.

I don't expect any less from you.

HAHAHA NEVER HEARD OF SUCH RANK BEFORE

MzShawtiez:
Well, i did a 5yr course in uni...grad at 20, started nysc at 21(passed out 22) and iv bn working since then (one of d big four accounting firms). Plus I hv alotta frnds currently less dan 25 like me and dey r also working.

My point: its no longer impossible 2 graduate frm uni even b4 19 (for those dat schooled abroad), in dis era of private sec sch and uni.

Not lyk im in support of dis age discrimination tin though....dnt get me wrong

followed all ur posts n is quite inspiring

misspicy:
....I was.only forming hard to get too










morning fine face

lol ladies v been forming hard to get since the days of Daniela in d bible..Morning n hope u slept well

misspicy:
you expect me to confront a troll? you are supporting lies and defarmation of character....
keep it up

jus kidding oo no vex my my personal person

misspicy:
with which prove










God help you if there is no prove,i'd so troll u

don't know for him but am just saying,,more over confront him na cus he said it and am jus part of the people carrying broom and supporting his government with his claims

I keep saying it and I il continue to say it...an average naija lady don't know what she wants!!! if he provide for the family they will say his providing too much n if he does not they will complain,,if he sex them too much they will say his libido is high n if don't they will search els where,,he kick against bringing a maid to d house they will say his wicked n if he accept they will suspect him for cheating...ladies pls what do you want??

EVEN THOUGH S A SUPER STORY, S A FUNNY ONE AT THAT

PunkyVeer:
Yes, it's very possible. Use good skin products & your skin is going to be as supple as a baby's bottom. Bread yeast made into a paste is good for unclogging & closing up pores. Also a whisked egg yolk with a bit of honey added to it. Sugar is a good exfoliator for removing dead skin cells & giving your skin a chance to renew itself. Rub it on wet skin & rinse. Some say lemon juice mixed with baking soda lightens dark acne spots. To prevent looking like a hyena full of spots, put garlic on pimples, it prevents spots from forming, while it dries up the pimples.

I use all the above home remedies along with my Elizabeth Arden skin products & my skin is blemish free.

PHICTUR OR I DANT BLIV

osedvgirl:
gonococos

AHA A NEW WORD...DICTIONARY WERE ARE YOU

misspicy:
yes ke

START YOURS NAAA LETS ADMIRE YOU BOTH...STIL WAITING FOR YOU AND PUNKYVEER PICS PLUS SOME1 SAID YOU BOTH ARE MALE

catlova:
Hahaha, u b robot, who is ur manufacturer?

APPLE