₦airaland Forum

Berlynn:
call it berlyn

aii cool

durentsneh:
dis guy is fallin my hands. Na so u dey toast? Which one come be "what is the name" . what is d name ko what is d date of birth nii

hahaha you make me laugh with this statement ''i fall your hand''.. Newsflash i don't even know you and i don't wish too, by the way i don't toast ladies on nl cus most of them if not all v a guy outside this forum n is pointless doing all that crap..is guys like you who see nl as an avenue to get a girl or someone to v sex with.STUPID

Berlynn:
lol see wash

AM SERIOUS, WHAT IS THE NAME

IF YOU WANT TO BE OF HELP TO HER THEN DO SO FORGET THE FACT SHE IS IN SCHOOL OR NOT, AND IF YOU DON'T WANT TO THEN LET HER BE AND DON'T GET ANGRY IF SHE FINDS SOMEONE ELSE WHO WOULD DO IT..TRUST ME SOMEONE ELSE WOULD COME INTO THE PICTURE, SO GET READY.

STUPID AS CHARGED, HOPE YOU CHYKED ONE OF HER BRIDESMAID

Berlynn:
chisos Kwas

this your hairdo is one in town, no duplicate

MsDelilah:
He was 17.

no wonder cus is hard to find anyone da will give head to a girl of that age.so how was it

MsDelilah:
Believe it or not, honey. Not here to convince or impress anyone. But it's true.

no offence but how old was the guy in ? then

MsDelilah:
I was 14.

u received at 14 hmm, I find that hard to believe

proudly imo

did you catch her by doing the whatsapp web n then reading all her history or how did you find out the truth, that's y I asked so I will know how u went about it.

okikiosibodu:
Lol. So damn true. I actually caught mine, thanks to whatsappweb. It's amazing to watch her tell series of lies and even swear, when I already know the truth. I used to smile as I nod, and play along (in my mind I wish she knew what I knew about her). I used to wish and hope she'll change for good but for where, her coconut leaf dey hard instead make e soft. Some lies sef will be so smooth that I will begin to doubt what I saw initially, before I go back to my screenshot whatsappweb to re-affirm the initial premise. Had no choice but to break up 'cause the trust wasn't there again (series of lies, and no tangible reason). If she says it is raining, I'll stylish look out the window for drops/droplets, before I choose to believe the rest of the conversation or act otherwise. Trust is a vital pillar in a relationship, and it is just like a mirror: once broken, it can never remain the same. Breaking up was a tough decision...I broke up around April, but I still miss her till this very day, still missed her today, but it was a necessary decision sha to secure an happy future-and it is one I don't regret, but wished didn't happen
One love bro

whatsapp web, how possible is da..

okikiosibodu:
Hahahahahahaha. I can't help but laugh out real hard here. Sometimes even when the handwriting is bold on the wall, one in genuine n sincere love tries to convince himself otherwise until close pals literally say it out to him. Talking from experience though. A very painful one

bro even if your friends n relative tell you, one will still be doubting n praying for the day he will cat h his babe redhanded which will never happen cus she will cover up her tracks well

misspicy:
Lemme waste my 10kb on this asslicking shii

Name : Nancy

Age : Twenties

Occupation : Student
/ baker

Are you single, dating or married : Dating
Those u like on Romance Section : Babzilla, sleekyshuga, Bqlekan, wristbangle, Twaci, RoyalBlak007, Singapore, STFUareyouGod, papikush
and many others

Those u dislike on Romance section : All the Internet ediot roaming this place

Those u find annoying : same as above

Those u can't help but read their posts(u look forward to what they have to say) : I don't worship people

Those you follow and wish follows you back : still don't know what the follow means till date or how it's supposed to work sef

Why do you follow the people you follow : they followed me

NLer that has sent u the most PMs : Don't attend to them so don't know

How many PMs do you get on average in a day : Depends on which moniker I log in, so many sexstarved guys around here.

Romancelander(s) that u ignore or try hard to avoid quoting : I'm a Free spirit

Which Romancelander is fake. : I don't know, I don't live with them

Romancelander(s) you would have a one night stand with if given the chance but won't date : Too much mad people here, I don't care for none of them

Romancelander you can date or have a crush on
why did u choose him/her above?? (what attracted you to him/her) : lolz, he knows himself

Your favorite Romancelander(s) : Babzilla, synzu, Bqlekan, STFUareyouGod

Your favorite mod : I don't like any, they are snubs.

Funniest Romancelander(s) : didn't take note of any

Romancelander/NLer with the best threads : None

Romancelander(s) diary you stalk : Anyone I stumble on the first page.

Romancelander(s) you used to get along with, but don't anymore. Reason(s) why? : Them many sef, jimicoker, where ever you are hiding weldone./ Naijaboiy, I don't force people. Etc

Which Nairalander(s) has a personality that suits/ quite similar to yours. : None anymore, they've all gone extinct

NLer(s) u would love to give a dirty slap to in real life : All the ediots occupying this cyber space, they know themselves

NLer(s) you would go second and first base with(one whom you can move from just talking to maybe a kiss, sex or date). :He knows himself

NLer(S) you keep as a friend offline or you've met in real life : Dygeasy, Catlova2, muba4huss, Tonyebarcanista, schumastic, them many sef, lemme stop here

NLer(S) you consider smart : None ojae

NL member that tries too hard. : All those in cliques, they are deceiving themselves

NLer(s) you find intriguing : None, werey lo kun bi se

What phrases, insults, styles have you learnt from another NLer : None, I don't read insults, gives me mental stress, so I just skip them

Which NLer(s) did u learn the above from -

Who do u often disagree with on Romance Section : Toks2008 and every misogynist

Romancelander that you secretly wish you can both get to know each other. :None

Who do u often agree with : -

Who do u consider sexy (opposite sex) : Schumastic

Who do u consider ugly(opposite sex) : none

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. nice guy : Twaci /Renhenrex

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms Mean /girl(one who takes things too serious). : I don't take note of such things anymore

Who is Romance section Mr/Ms. douchebag : All the ediots roaming this section.

sweetheart am touched can't wait lol

ALL CRAP

Nma27:
A little birdy told me that you are searching for a wife eh

ahh birdy ke lol, le me go n wash my head n cross check my room again to b sure nobody is watching me or v camera installed somewhere

Nma27:
Schumastic

sweetheart where v u been, looked all over for you and (whispers in her ear) I even checked in Oga seun wardrobe but u were not there..

STFUareyouGod:
you ehn

bro where have you been but sincerely am sure she can't guarantee that.

Borbrisky:
Smiles. Don't make me laugh oh

if you laugh I will charge u, cus that's wa I sell not cream

sonofLuci:
Lol

bro I no lie na you expect a girl in school to b faithful to you then you must be from another planet(fool's world).

Borbrisky:
It has been fun here. I think I feel alive being here

BE DECEIVING YOURSELF, I JUST PITY THOSE THAT WILL FALL FOR YOUR TRICK AND PAY FOR THOSE CREAM OF YOURS LIKE THE ONES THEY SELL AT IKEJA UNDER BRIDGE

Hadez:
Nt a heartbreaker

BUT YOUR HISTORY HERE SAYS OTHERWISE, THAT'S WHY I ASKED YOU THE ? IN THE FIRST PLACE CUS OF SOME TIP OFF..ANYWAY HAVE FUN SEARCHING FOR ANOTHER HEART TO BRK, HASTA LA VISTA BABY

Borbrisky:
I met Bae online and today we are deeply in love

BORBRISKY ABEG PARK WELL MAKE WE SEE BETTER PEOPLE WEY THEY MAKE NOISE..I THOUGHT YOU JOINED NL TO SALE YOUR BLEACHING CREAM, MAKE THE ANNOUNCEMENT AND LEAVE NA OR DID WE TELL YOU WE CARE ABOUT YOU AND YOUR BAE

Hadez:



Bobrisky?

AM DEAD SERIOUS, IS IT SAFE DATING YOU AND IF YOU CAN ANSWER THAT ? HOW SURE ARE WE THAT YOU WON'T BREAK A NAIRALAND GUY'S HEART

IS IT SAFE DATING YOU AS WELL

falconey:
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BEST COMMENT EVER I SIGHT YOU BRO, PREACH THE WORD

Mimido2:
sorry

anoda dude is helping u to guard ur gf and seems like he is giving her wat she wants

and probably ur relationship is boring u need to add spice to it

EVEN IF HE ADDS ALL THE SPICE IN THE WORLD THAT GIRL WILL CONTINUE TO DO WHAT SHE IS ENJOYING TILL SHE GETS TIRED AND GAIN HER SENSES BACK..OP SHOULD JUST MOVE ON WITH HIS LIFE, IS OBVIOUS HE CREATED THE IMPRESSION THAT SHE IS THE ONLY GIRL IN HIS LIFE FORGETTING THE FACT THAT NO LADY WANTS TO DATE A GUY OTHER GIRLS DON'T WANT..LET HIM GET A SIDE CHICK NEXT TIME AND SAVE HIMSELF THE HEADACHE

CUCUMBER LADIES, WE KNOW THEM WHEN WE SEE THEM

OP ARE YOU SURE YOU HAD NO SUGAR ON YOU, FOR HER TO BE FEEDING ON YOU LIKE YOU CLAIMED

Aniker:
The gay guy.. I like gay guys

from your dp, obviously you do

i was expecting the witch to give a very good answer but i got disappointed at the end, cus my naija girls want lots and lots of money ego kudi owo