₦airaland Forum

tombravo:
ladies no go gree na. . . im nt here to be wooed. . . ive got a bae.

a beg who woo you and did the ladies tell you they don't have a guy, is a faceless forum and people are here to look for trouble and have fun

refiner:
am a disgusting tin?....u must be vewi foolish!...was tryna joke wif u buh now I realize u are too stvpid for my liking!....and my dear I never said I will woo u!....av gat many male friends here dat I will love to woo dat are both cute and well mannered!



I don't deal wif ugly miserable guys!....so get lost!

this one pain you oooo the guy really pressed the wrong button to the extent you hand to type in italic

sinaj:
wot question

if you are studying economics

refiner:
...Onitsha precisely!

hmm well you might be right but i didn't come across it during my stay there, would have asked for a picture since is the nairaland way of confirming a story but that will be childish..what is the billboard about? indomie i guess don't get offended just read my signature and reply the ? back

sinaj:
lol trouble maker

wondering why i didn't pick that moniker at first but i guess i had no idea about all the troubles hidden on nairaland

meanwhile you didn't answer my question o

oyin2343567:
My own experience is not really bad but also bad because it was the first day my dad caught my with a guy in the night, aaaaaaaah that day loool....

this your super story is no sweet cus no details or are you doing advert with the story

chipatra:
for your mind

lol yeske

shey i said it in the last thread that this lady is learning how to create threads later she will say am stalking her, meanwhile aunty this is not how your thread will make fp ooooo if your angry you can read my signature again and who is the guy that's making you create threads like this

chipatra:
I no fit complete am o

you already did the moment you read it

sinaj:
buh it's true na.

Use 1k to buy stuffs to make soup nd stew for the week nd refrigerate xo d taste dnt change.

My ouse ain't far frm where I recieve lecture xo I use d remainin #5h for...


Xo whu is d Lai mohammed here

still you and pls don't get offended jut read my signature

meanwhile are you studying economics in school

chipatra:
na wa 4 you o. u 4 hold im მick, rob am make d tin stand. then im go know say conji na bastard

evil that women do, you can complete the rest

kateskitty:
I've been crushing on this guy for some time now, just recently he invites me over to his place and I was privileged to spend some quality time with him to the point of getting to lay with him on the same bed... Imagine my joy.
I tried to make a move on him but he stopped me, looked into my eyes and as I looked into his brown eyes, I felt like falling into them , then he tells me "we are friends, lets not ruin what we have"
I was like WTF !!!
I felt like the bed should just open up and swallow me already .
So this is how it feels when girls friend zone guys that truly love them

hahaaha yes na if only all the guys that ladies crush on would do this beautiful thing the guy did, the world be free from friend zone

Hadez:
Stop stalking me

hiaa am not oooo just read my signature and more over seun is not complaining?

is like this one is learning how to create thread

Hadez:
Almost all of u do so I can as well say all


Some of us can't take d insults



read it. I like your points

correct me if am wrong but the last time i checked, almost and all are two different word so don't generalize cus i get am before no be property

sinaj:
meanin

i find it hard to believe you

refiner:
over here in d east....anambra state to be precise!...why do u ask oga?

which side cus i was there last week for unizik convocation

Rakash:
Helo nairalanders i hav a frnd who had dated dis girl he loved so much for 3 yrs, early last year tinz bcame very tensed for dem, dey wia always irritating each and wud both pick quarrels at d slightest provacation frm either party. Afta so much trying to make peace and it didnt yield a positive outcome, the girl opted out even tho dey did care for each other....... 7months after dia breakup one tin lead to another and dey came bak together but the problem now is dat his girlfriend confessed of having a fling wit a guy during dia period of breakup and my frnd even tho he loves her so much, cant seem to forget d idea of someone else sleepin wit his girl and he is tinking of breaking up.....his girlfriend has apologised sincerely but he is still finding it difficult to forgive. Matured advice are needed on wat is ryt for him to do in dis situation.

the only reason she picked the fight is cus she wants to taste a diff soup but i guess she was served bitter leaf n the reason for her coming back to vegetable op if your friend can't forget about the incident then he should go ahead with the brk up but do other wise if he can

Behira:
Wudnt kno if she is sincered tho......but i tink its too early to ask for help

sorry but must she ask and when is the right time to?

when you stop ''generalizing guys'' just like your topic, maybe then they might stop being insultive.

refiner:
....is dis d wildflame I know or anodes wildflame?....am surprised sha ooo!


well I wished I never went to a boarding school!...I was fat wen I get in dere buh after schooling dere,I became like a broom stick!...trying hard to add weight now!

I was an extrovert den buh after graduating from DAT same boarding school,I den become an introvert!


I wished I had not been used in books and bill boards cos I don't feel comfortable walking on d road!...peoples' stares and remarks makes me wanna fall!

which bill board madam

nope but if you doubt me, then show me one and i will show you a liar..except if he hasn't found out the truth yet .

BoiledHead:
There is this girl i was in a relationship with 7 years ago. We were devoted to each other. In fact, we met at a crusade so i was happy i have found someone who isnt like me. And i tried my best to repent just for her sake. She broke my heart 2 years later. Cheated on me in my face!

I let her be. I remember then she had financial issues and her sister needed a transplant surgery, i know how hard i worked to raise that money to save her sister. What did i get as thank you? Oh yes, my girlfriend with another guy in my own bed! That same year, the guy used her and dumped her. She didnt have the guts to come back to me, so we went our separate ways.

Just last week easter she came around. We got talking again and seems something has gone wrong with her sister again and it is critical. She needs my help now. I saw her and her sis as the sister was a good friend to me even for the past 5 years we still talked even hang out some time. The sister is lying sick in some hospital her father is late and the mother doesnt have much so she remembered me.

I think this is the right time to take my revenge of 5 years ago. I have the money to save her sister but what can i do to make her pay for what she did 5 years ago? (Although she apologized 5 years ago, i did not forgive and i did not forget). I want her to feel the pain that i felt when she cheated on me. I know how i took a dangerous loan from my boss to save her sis then. My boss almost arrested me because i failed to pay thanks to my brothers who helped me pay back and she cheated on me after everything.

I want her to pay! I don't want the sister to be the instrument of my revenge if i do not help the sister and leave her to her fate. What else can i do? Or do i use the sister?

truth is this, op you already had your revenge by becoming successful and not accepting her back and bear in mind that she s filled with regrets till date..if the sis is really that sick then help her out, am sure you created a bond with the sick sis.

omron:
What will u do?

forgive? yeah y not but to continue with the relationship naa, just the benefits that's all, after all no1 does eew when a suger s been put in his mouth

ExAngel007:


WHO IS SEPARATING THE FIGHT?

1 2 or 3?

3 obviously, no1 is holding on to the shirt of 2 after pushing him to the floor and that's y his buttock is dirty n trying to get up

Pinkieblue:
Lol.... u ended ur signature with ' I am just here to look for trouble'

So u are looking for my trouble

yup yup but seriously would you reply him

ellacute45:
Everyone been claiming to be an introvert if you ain't ready, why did you invite her over?? I guess to define Introversion for her..

help him out, at least you are a girl n should know the things that make you comfortable when visiting a guy 4 d first time

Adaure4ever:
nop. U do it?

few times n the ? should b y do we do it

Pinkieblue:
Lol.... he won't even post his picture....

lol what if he does n meet up to standard, would you reply his pm?

Andrew4luv:
pls i need your advice on this: i have been dating a girl for the past on year and i'm in love with her to the extent that i always tell her everything about me but late last year i saw her with a friend of mine who is asking her out and she gave in to the guy and they had it but she denied every bit of it and she even swore with the Bible that she did not do it and i later confirmed and confronted her and she apologized and she wept bitterly...........i also notice something about her (She lies a lot) and she is not ready to change and I'v decide to leave her but i still love her ................pls ur advice

hahaha lmao at the boded part, the day guys will come to terms that, there comes a time in a girl's life when she will b emotionally unstable n stumble upon a d*ck the better..op just forget love n move on or continue without emotions cus a girl that can swr with the bible s really strong ooo, at the end fear girls..

skelewu404:
A female collegue in office asked for my advice on how to handle a situation.
She told me about her causin that moved in with her after she suffered a serious heartbrbreak the break up really affected her. While staying with her, her boyfriend also tried to console her. Because she was always alone at home the boyfriend told her she can always come to his shop to hang out. She started suspecting them the day she came back from work n met the two of them sleeping on the bed. During valentine she got alot of gift that she can not explain where she got them from since she was not dating. It's now got to a point that everytime she is not at home that is when her boyfriend phone will not be available. What now made it worse was she told her she will be traveling to a friends place during this holiday only for the boyfriend to also tell her that his mother is sick so he needs to travel. She is having this feelings that the guy is taken her to meet his mother. She doesn't know what to do. Matured advise pleace

every sex the cousin gave to her bf was a hit back to back, ahh cousin ti take over..meanwhile she should v a heart 2 heart talk with her man n put the cousin on check, just hope s not too late already

Adaure4ever:
pant or no pant, if rape want to occur, it will occur, though its not my portion.
ALSO, Preach to the guys that love putting their hands in their boxers, many of them do it.

you don't like it?