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Romance › Re: Why Your Toto No Go Smell! by schumastic(m): 2:54pm On Mar 30, 2016
Adaure4ever:
I sleep without pants at night to allow in fresh air.
pls giv the ladies this advice before they will kill someone with the odour
Romance › Re: Why Your Toto No Go Smell! by schumastic(m): 2:50pm On Mar 30, 2016
Enypie:
I think most of our girls see it as a protection or shield against[b] dickenchy[/b]. grin grin grin
hahaha @ the bolded part, wa does it mean mam
Romance › Re: What Attracted You To Your Partner?? by schumastic(m): 2:48pm On Mar 30, 2016
Pinkieblue:
I see

This fone u are using now I believe you went thru so many options before u purchased it

If u are married or not yet married I believe u had or u will choice the best from ladies u had or will date

Life is easy..... don't take it too serious.... we are here just to have fun..... so which one is low self esteem againhuh
grin grin grin not married yet n read my signature n get more light to what am doing here grin grin as regards your ?, what if he eventually post the pic n you say no even if he meets up to the standard, don't u think he will feel bad about himself?
Romance › Re: Ladies, Whats Your Criteria For Responding To Messages from guys on social media by schumastic(m): 2:38pm On Mar 30, 2016
Monalisa185:
as if they write "THE GOOD GUY" and "THE BAD GUY" on one's profile
my sister i tire o huh undecided
Romance › Re: Ladies, How Long Can You Stay Without Sex? by schumastic(m): 2:24pm On Mar 30, 2016
Myfunds:
1 month..and it was like hell
hahaha lmao bloody grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Reletionship Without Sex?? Advice by schumastic(m): 2:21pm On Mar 30, 2016
jubrealguy:
ur head is there bro........gals downplay, i never forget that
once beaten twice fear
Romance › Re: What Attracted You To Your Partner?? by schumastic(m): 2:10pm On Mar 30, 2016
Pinkieblue:
Ladies usually observe first and put down their remarks .... b4 making the right choice
sorry to say but i feel is peeps with low self esteem that those that
Romance › Re: I Need Cash, Pls Help Me With Scopes To Give My Parents. by schumastic(m): 2:01pm On Mar 30, 2016
sinaj:
Wen ajekpako like us de use #1500 a week shocked shocked shocked




Erm... u fit bring ur money ma help u de hold am sha tongue
are you related to lai mohammed undecided
Romance › Re: Reletionship Without Sex?? Advice by schumastic(m): 1:52pm On Mar 30, 2016
jubrealguy:
op don't know women........smh for op
as in eh, if only the op does, he will make up for lost time...you can imagine she has don it with her two ex n putting him on call waiting, meanwhile op when a girl says she did it 5time or dated only 2guys pls the formula is to multiply it by 3 n that willl give you the actual figure..anyway s his bae, her choice, their life, every mallam with his own kettle tongue tongue tongue
Romance › Re: Reletionship Without Sex?? Advice by schumastic(m): 1:48pm On Mar 30, 2016
richardjemedafe1:
Hello, my fellow nairalanders. Can u continue a relationship with a partner whom is not a virgin but still refuse to have sex with u??
Am in a relationship with a girl whom we av been 2gether for 2years now. She had been faithful,caring,helpful and above all loving. She is 23 years old, whom started relationship at the age of 18... Am her 3rd boyfreind.

Nairalander my problem is "since we started our relationship she have never agreed to have sex with me" (she is not a virgin) saying she is not interested in sex till after marriage..

Nairalanders, i promised my self and girlfrnd that as long as we are 2gether i wil not date or have sex with any other lady. She do get angry when ever i request for sex.
op sorry to say but she might be doing it outside...meanwhile, don't settle for the masturbation again cus it makes it look like you okay with it.
the day she will v it outside, you are done for grin grin grin
Romance › Re: What Attracted You To Your Partner?? by schumastic(m): 1:38pm On Mar 30, 2016
Pinkieblue:
Post your picture here so that everyone will decide for me
won't you post yours so he can decide as well grin grin
Romance › Re: What Attracted You To Your Partner?? by schumastic(m): 1:35pm On Mar 30, 2016
BiafraBushBoy:
I will lead the way.....

As a Professional Male Gold digger ( a profession for guys) I was captivated by the way she was spending money,buying new devices, attires, etc!!

Even though her beauty was Below average, I was falling deeply in Love.

So I made the move. It wasn't hard because as a cool guy she was surprised I was making advances to her....

She fell, and ever since till some few months back, I was living in PARADISE even after we graduated from school till she Travelled Abroad for further Education!!

So share your own story, let us know!!
had no idea a guy can embrace this title grin grin grin grin grin all hail the king of gold diggers shocked shocked shocked
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Girl I Met At The Fuel Station by schumastic(m): 1:30pm On Mar 30, 2016
Evathyst:
Hmnnn. What more can I say? undecided undecided


The evil men do will surely live after them. huh huh


I really can't blame the girl though, sometimes we ladies want so dare-devil adventure. I've been in this kinda situation before, but the only difference was that I didn't go to the guy's house. He came to my place, that was why I could hold myself when the whole touch & do started. If not, him for don mark register that day. lipsrsealed lipsrsealed


Any lady that calls the babe in question a slut is either immature or a pretender. Sh*t happens sometimes.
like your courage n ability to point out the truth unlike some ladies that can give the devil a good hot chase with lies
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Girl I Met At The Fuel Station by schumastic(m): 1:26pm On Mar 30, 2016
saasala:
tafabaloo....joefredd006...chimerase2...schumastic....oglalasioux...frubben...demzylahot...cutedawg.....iamcourage

I was at a bar with some friends on Monday 28th March when she called around 8pm. I ask her where she was at the time, she said she just left her boyfriend's house that dude got her really mad. Since her boyfriend lives around my area, I asked her to join me about 5 bus stops away at the bar, then she got there around 8:45pm. She met my friends, we laughed and she had something lite to eat and drink. The time is now 11pm, and she herself suggested we go to my house to spend the night. (We both are fans of sobriety, so none of us was drunk)

Long story short, we got home 11:30pm or there about, I went straight to put on the generator. As I was entering the sitting room, she came close and started kissing me without saying a word, and that was it. We had sex 3 times before morning. Trust me, since that time till this moment she is claiming she has fallen in love with me. But as a sharp guy who doesnt get committed or attached, I will just do her once more or twice and I let everything dissappear into thin air. #NOTIME
this my friend udeme is a great n wise guy grin grin grin 1million likes for u
Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by schumastic(m): 1:15pm On Mar 30, 2016
lepasharon:
You made me hungry
food is set

Nairaland General › Re: What Is The Most Embarrassing Thing You've Caught Someone Else Doing? by schumastic(m): 1:12pm On Mar 30, 2016
LeFreakSoChic:
A Nairaland MOD banned me for five straight days, If I am not mistaken.
I didn't realize they are supposed to be revered.
what did you do?
Celebrities › Re: 10 “OMG I Wanna Marry” Pictures Of 2face And Annie Idibia Together (photos) by schumastic(m): 12:52pm On Mar 30, 2016
Adaure4ever:
And So? *Sighs and walks out of thread*
one hater spotted grin grin instead of you to claim such, your hating undecided
Romance › Re: Help! I Feel Like A 21st Century Witch by schumastic(m): 4:28pm On Mar 29, 2016
wow, at the end after God fear woman shocked shocked shocked

Education › Re: EVA ADELAJA:Govt Removes Principal, Deputy, Four Teachers For ‘assaulting’ Pupil by schumastic(m): 12:34pm On Mar 29, 2016
OmoIgala:
Omo Ibo says she is free to shit wherever she likes, but she go still shout marginalization in an eye blink.
is funny how the minorities put their mouth in issues that concern the majorities undecided undecided undecided
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by schumastic(m): 5:12pm On Mar 28, 2016
DPricey1:
lol! It was super embarrassing
can guess when is one of those things
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by schumastic(m): 5:12pm On Mar 28, 2016
DPricey1:
lol! It was super embarrassing
can guess when is one of those things
Romance › Re: Guys, Ever Been Embarrassed For Visiting A Lady? Share Your Experiences by schumastic(m): 1:00pm On Mar 28, 2016
DPricey1:
embarassed
Mine happened in 2013, It was my roommate's birthday, we was all tipsy so I told my roommate I'd pass the night at my boyfriend's and she said she'd go clubbing with her boyfriend. Later on, my boyfriend and i decided to go to my place instead of his since my place is closer to the birthday venue. we got home, 'had fun' and slept naked. 4am my roommate came in with her boyfriend, expecting me to be at my boyfriend's opened the door with her key, turned on the light. My boobs almost flew from my chest because of the way I jumped. We were just so embarrassed. my boyfriend starred avoiding my roommate, and whenever I c my roommate's bf, I wish I could disappear
grin grin grin very funny...your friend n her bf will be feeling on top of the world, can imagine the look on their faces
Romance › Re: Which Church Can't You Marry From? by schumastic(m): 8:19pm On Mar 25, 2016
geni340:
#deeper life...what does he know bout giving headhuh
only missionary shit undecided
bloody you grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Changed Her Views On Putting Me As Her Dp Or Pp by schumastic(m): 7:37pm On Mar 25, 2016
keyzid:
I don't understand why people still fall in love. Nigga man, ur on a long thing if you are so much in love not to see the wrong side of that. How could she keep on uploading the nigga's pics? Forget about the fact that she stopped uploading yours. What yu should be concerned about his that sole guy he is uploading. Something is def goin on. Better be careful.
something s goin on or something has gone down....either way op check ur girl cus ladies can't b trusted, especially the ''he is just a friend and ntn more'' kind of gf.
Romance › Re: My Experience With A Girl I Met At The Fuel Station by schumastic(m):
i concur @op

moral of the msg is this;
a girl can be in love with a broke guy but il stil want a rich guy as financial back up...the funny part is, she will spend the 3k wit her bf n d mumu go they form lover boy grin ;Dn brag about his babe..#WhoFineBoyDoneHelp ?
Romance › Re: My Ugliest Photos Ever by schumastic(m): 7:02pm On Mar 23, 2016
Evathyst:
Swerve!


ion do e-sh*t! shocked shocked
hahaha why do they keep making this comment about your pic, came across a comment like this last year and you don't want to change it grin grin grin
Romance › Re: My New Brazilian Female Housemate! by schumastic(m): 6:48pm On Mar 23, 2016
Bluezy13:
Oginihuh
igbo girl, she remembered her roots n nice one grin grin grin
Romance › Re: See What I Bought For Her (pics) by schumastic(m): 4:34pm On Mar 23, 2016
so many fake monikers on nairaland, anyway it will only affect those that believe every female moniker here...80% of the female monikers are male while the remaining 20% is been shared around the whole forum shocked shocked grin

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