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Romance › Re: Why Do Igbo People Brag A Lot About Having The Most Beautiful Women In Nigeria? by schumastic(m): 5:42pm On Apr 11, 2016
IamAtribalist:
cool OP you asked a simple question and I will give you the true answer which is:

cool Igbos (because of Nigeria's history - Biafra etc.) are a people with VERY low self-esteem. That is why they are always bragging (aka chest-beating). The reason why Igbos (and some silly Nigerians) think they have the most beautiful women is because they have more LIGHT-SKINNED women than any other tribe. So for those who see light-skin as the epitome of African beauty Igbo women will be considered the most beautiful. However, lets not forget that Igbo women are the MOST masculine women in Nigeria and not in a good way. They are the most hairy women I have ever seen in my sojourn on this earth. Hairy legs. Bear-bear for face etc. And many of them have 'YAM' legs like professional defenders. Personally, I don't date Igbo women except when (on rare occasions) I meet one without hairy or yam leg. Igbos will have you believe that the South East is flowing with people like Genevive. That is a lie. I spent 5 solid years in the SE and the truth is most of their women are average - just like any other tribe/region in this country.
your comment makes no sense at all, anyway your moniker says it all

Romance › Re: Why Do Igbo People Brag A Lot About Having The Most Beautiful Women In Nigeria? by schumastic(m): 5:36pm On Apr 11, 2016
gentleheart1:
Igbo women are beautiful just like we have beautiful ladies from all states in Nigeria.

Igbos have the ugliest and most shapeless set of ladies in Nigeria.
what are you saying undecided
Romance › Re: "No Matter What She Says To You, You Have No Right To Hit Her" Says Who? by schumastic(m): 5:30pm On Apr 11, 2016
demiladegold:
honey, let me date you and you try to slap me

that's when you would truly realize that many are mad, few are roaming.
this comment just made my day, new pick up line

Romance › Re: Which Romancelander Would You Like To See His/her Real Picture Going By......... by schumastic(m): 4:52pm On Apr 11, 2016
midehi2:
he is not short but tall, cute guy and has a cool gentle voice, just heard that yesterday cheesy
spokesperson for tosyn2much grin grin

Romance › Re: Pls Hlp A Frend Out by schumastic(m): 2:35pm On Apr 11, 2016
Kaylexzy:
Dude is probably g*y grin
i tire my brother, very annoying lipsrsealed
Romance › Re: Pls Hlp A Frend Out by schumastic(m): 1:19pm On Apr 11, 2016
profkingso:
my anuty askedme for a faviour which i cant be able to offer, she tranined me right frm my childhood ,n am in my year 3 in school, she has no child ,she ask me to marry her husband so i can bear her a child, my perant hav accept dis idea but i cant marry he. He is too old for me, n since she said dis her husband disturbs me every nite, pls what shud i do?
sorry but are you sure you are in year 3?, meanwhile your moniker says male huh undecided undecided
Romance › Re: See The States In Nigeria With The Most Beautiful Girls by schumastic(m): 1:16pm On Apr 11, 2016
proudly Imo and our ladies stand out any day anytime grin grin

Romance › Re: What Are The Funiest Things Your Ex Ever Said While Enjoying S*x With You? by schumastic(m): 12:53pm On Apr 11, 2016
Mikylopez:
wtf!wahs all dz poo.........

c guys braging....smdh!

o lawd even d once dah kiss n cum are boasting..... issok
nice pix you got there

Romance › Re: How I Escaped The Claws Of A Womanizer This Morning!! A Blaady Banker Again. by schumastic(m): 12:34pm On Apr 11, 2016
Jadekitana:
Yes whenever something awkward happens I don't hesitate to run here to update. My bus stop was full this morning, buses were kinda scarce and yours truly didn't hustle for fuel during the weekend hence woke up very early to join the rush.

This dude neatly dressed, young should be between 27-28 came to join the crowd waiting,i noticed he was looking at me from behind, I just ignored him. Atlast an empty bus came and peeps were jumping into it, he didn't rush he was waiting for me to enter first so he could sit beside me and his plan worked. That's how this cretin started disturbing me throughout, at a time he was touching my hand like a pervert.Someone dropped, he refused to go to the back!

I was trying to be polite but he was becoming annoying,he brought out his phone for me to type my number,i refused. He started sweating and became desperate! He then slipped his complimentary card in my hand,he was a banker in one of these old generation banks(name withheld) he continued begging to get my digits, I ignored. Something told me to take a quick peep at his phone! I saw Wifey1 and wifey2 I just laughed inside me.

I dropped at law school bus stop, this dude dropped as well. Mind you,he was supposed to drop at sandfill bus stop, but insisted he could always get keke anywhere. When I noticed he wasn't ready to stop, I had to let the venom out!
I asked if he was married, he said no!
If he had kids,he said no.
I then asked if it was his mums number he stored as wifey,or do they commit incest in their family. He was shocked!! I asked him to open his phone and go to dialled numbers. He said no need to do that. I then told him to respect his new marriage if he doesn't need insults from me. He started smiling and finally said babe you are sharp, how did u peep into my phone to see that. To my shock he brought out his wedding ring from his wallet and slipped it on his finger and said "common babe I wouldn't be the first, I just like you and wanna have something with you, stop acting like an Fbi agent.I'm still young,trust me you would enjoy my company" He had the guts to be smiling and giggling like what he did was funny.

I brought out his card and politely gave it back to him, entered keke and left because if I had stood there one more minute that dude would have collected a dirty slap.

*although it pained me sha, he was cute undecided*

Crime › Re: Robber Works For A Police Inspector In Lagos (Photo) by schumastic(m): 12:17pm On Apr 11, 2016
mizjules:
He is completely finished cheesy grin
look good smiley
Romance › Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by schumastic(m): 8:52am On Apr 10, 2016
funmind:
You look good. cheers!
thanks so do you
Romance › Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by schumastic(m): 9:32pm On Apr 09, 2016
funmind:
Is that your real pic?
yeah why did you ask
Romance › Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by schumastic(m): 6:12pm On Apr 09, 2016
funmind:
Nope... you seem to hate trapnews so much and you are bent on making him feel bad. i dont think he gives a Bleep anyway... he's a real man tongue
funny part is that I don't know him at all, so i can't hate him for nothing. was reading through the post and came across the both of you post, which to me was amusing..meanwhile was your definition for a real man by the way?
Romance › Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by schumastic(m): 7:52am On Apr 09, 2016
funmind:
You sef!
wa I do? just stating the obvious or am I lying ni
Romance › Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by schumastic(m): 7:14am On Apr 09, 2016
funmind:
undecided
why the confuse look
Romance › Re: I Have A Crush On A Nairalander by schumastic(m): 10:16pm On Apr 08, 2016
DemiGoddess:
You believe or not... I don't care bye grin
you don't have to or are you care bear
Romance › Re: Hot Ladies From Ondo State Should Fall In!!!!!!!!!!!!! by schumastic(m): 9:59pm On Apr 08, 2016
onstelly:
The guy won't leave me alone Don't blame me jare
not blaming u just take it easy but I was enjoying the e fight o
Crime › Re: Thailand: Nigerians Posed As Tourists To Rob Hotel Rooms (Pics, Video) by schumastic(m): 9:58pm On Apr 08, 2016
wellmax:
Tell me what tribe is IPOB? huh
since your google is not working is the Hausa that makes up ipob
Romance › Re: If U Were Asked To Pick A Date From Nairaland, Who Would It Be? by schumastic(m): 7:57pm On Apr 08, 2016
Trapnews:
Funmind... most beautiful lady on nairaland tongue
funmind:
Trap, please stop embarassed
funmind:
STFUAreYouGod.... I just like him undecided

Romance › Re: Happy Married Life (picture) by schumastic(op): 7:46pm On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Haha cheesy he a trip!
this his shade is what morpheus used in matrix trilogy grin grin

Crime › Re: Thailand: Nigerians Posed As Tourists To Rob Hotel Rooms (Pics, Video) by schumastic(m): 7:42pm On Apr 08, 2016
wellmax:
As usual naa them. IPOB and international crime be like...
must you mention tribe olofo

Romance › Re: Happy Married Life (picture) by schumastic(op): 7:21pm On Apr 08, 2016
kingcheezypuff come and see that your bros you were looking for grin grin grin
Romance › Re: Hot Ladies From Ondo State Should Fall In!!!!!!!!!!!!! by schumastic(m): 7:13pm On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Oh no.Only allow me to pay you back in kind grin
That means I'm gonna get you.Bye.
lets see who get who first grin grin

e don happen

Family › Re: My Wife Is Seducing Men, Help by schumastic(m): 7:07pm On Apr 08, 2016
OP my heart bleeds for you, this the work of the devil

Romance › Re: Happy Married Life (picture) by schumastic(op): 6:58pm On Apr 08, 2016
femakins:
Nawa o dis pix Na serious fin o, see as d new husband dey luk as if I don enter am finish.
YOU SURE SAY NO BE YOU WEAR THAT SHORT grin grin
Romance › Re: Hot Ladies From Ondo State Should Fall In!!!!!!!!!!!!! by schumastic(m): 6:56pm On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Public form.....you ain't gotta.Thanks btw.
YOU WELCOME cool

Romance › Happy Married Life (picture) by schumastic(op): 6:53pm On Apr 08, 2016
just for the fun of it, mention the moniker you think can do such grin grin


which female nairaland dad can dress this way on her wedding day and which male nairaland guy can dress this way on the daughter's wedding day..

i pick Monalisa189 grin grin

Romance › Re: Hot Ladies From Ondo State Should Fall In!!!!!!!!!!!!! by schumastic(m): 6:44pm On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Aww,he is a cutie.
...you do
all i know is you have a crush that i mentioned but you don't want to admit it, don't be scared cus am not going to tell him lipsrsealed

see as am looking at you on 3d

Romance › Re: Describe What Your Partner Does That You Enjoy The Most In The Bedroom by schumastic(m): 6:38pm On Apr 08, 2016
layla129:
You're tormenting me....stop cry
abeg o no vex grin grin meanwhile is friday

Romance › Re: Hot Ladies From Ondo State Should Fall In!!!!!!!!!!!!! by schumastic(m): 6:33pm On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
grin i think you know why.Bye.
grin well i dont. bye

Romance › Re: Describe What Your Partner Does That You Enjoy The Most In The Bedroom by schumastic(m): 6:26pm On Apr 08, 2016
layla129:
Sure cry cry cry
you need to go on a vacation with bae grin grin

Romance › Re: Hot Ladies From Ondo State Should Fall In!!!!!!!!!!!!! by schumastic(m): 6:20pm On Apr 08, 2016
KingCheezyPuff:
Someone has ta go down an I pick you!

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