@ mad nigerian.I love what u posted up there.U are so on point. This issue shouldn't be about tribe, but as usual, we the masses fail to get it.It should be about leaders accountability to those they govern. Well, as always, a people get the kind of leaders they deserve.

If u be person wey dey shawer on regular basis,ur body go easily witstand dis.2 shotz of Iyanla for ring road,Ibadan,and 200naira weed,laced with dried male pawpaw leaves.Total,less dan 600naira,u go hi die,and ur mouth will taste ''pawpawri'' too.

@ texaco 1. Noted.Guilty as charged.

God rest the dead. Those who died willingly chose their pathj. Someday, we all will pass on. In whatever you do, just make the world a better place. Tupac " I never got to lay back,always have to worry about payback,cuz of some nig*a I roughed-up way back..."

Illuminati's "green" war to control 9ja's population. Just kidding. As a nation, we've lost our values.

I remember a great man once said He'll not live for ''efa'',but that he'll live on.Dagrin has and will continue to live through his music.Seventy years from now,a little girl will play one of his tracks,from her dad's album,and will get to know dat name,Dagrin.A hundred years from now, anoda artiste will ''remix'' his song.Remember Bob Marley,Arrested Development or Nico Mbanga(hope I got dat rite).Adios!

Buy 1 tin of geisha,tomato 50naira,pepper 20,onion 10.Cook everything together for about 15mins.It should go well wif spag,noddles and rice.YUMMY!

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E don tey wey I tried sometin like dis,for realla,about a decade,but once u know d code,u go eva decode.Underground king,I cleared my throat with smoke,from my finely ground weed.Inhaled words of wisdom locked up in ma bowels,not for u, young kids.Ask around,I got street creed,I earned it.For every deed,I made more enemies,but I killed them all.Soaked garri with dem blood,even cracked dem bones wit ma lyrical e-shells.Amigos,watch ur backs cuz I fit glock u,make u fall off rap's fiscal cliff,leaving u sucked out like aboki's bonga fish.

I ain't doing nuffin now,I 'm bored,so I ma type away.Back in ma undergrad days, I had to teach on a per lecture basis,in 3 GCE lecture centres(was paid between 80 to 120 naira per lecture).I used to write GCE exams as a mercenery (used to earn 5k to 10k),never got much customers for jamb runs.If I see for sale sign on any item by the road side,I'll walk up to d owner and negotiate a deal,hope to get a buyer,and ma own commission-t'was usually dirty,people always try na cut u out of d deal.When internet scam was introduced in ma school and hood,I taught myself how to use a computer and d internet,then I started dealing in credit card runs,didn't really get it,so I concentrated more on my academics.My dad is a polygamist,while I was raised in Mushin,Lagos,by my trader mum.She used to give me 100 naira (30 naira for transport,inclusive) to survive on for 2 weeks.Others too much to mention.Those days were crazy,I was just trying to survive.But,it's okay now,things are getting berra.I own ma own crib,and 2 cars now.

SlyIg: Thank God it wasn't in Naija cos it wouldn't have been funny.
Prayers and curses would have been rained on d poor owl.


Back to sender...
Who ever sent that witch owl to that poor man,i bind and cast...
Whether na from village,we bind...
Whether na from work place,we cast...
Whether na from bad neighbor,back to sender...
You can not have that poor man's head this December.

What you wrote is exactly what I told my wife,we Nigerians(most of us,myself inclusive) would say.Abi now,why would an owl want to headbutt the poor man's truck at around 5a.m,on the road?!!!He get as he be nah.

The truth is the world has changed.You can't afford to be inefficient.You can't expect to continue to get paid whilst you deliver mediocre results.I have some friends in the public sector,the truth is when you compare their productivity with those of us in the private sector,despite the resources available to them(which they choose not to see),they deliver poorly.I have seen some cross to the private sector,they sweated initially,but they had to sit up.Like someone said,you must have a holistic approach to this issue.The best that I think can be done right now,is for the govt to develope a social security system for Nigerians.For those presently employed,we know that their is nothing like pension anymore,our RSAs are now pay as you go.70% on recurring expenditures is clearly unacceptable.GEJ must come up with a better and more efficient plan than this 'I won't right-size the civil service approach'.GEJ needs to start right sizing and serious and costs-cutting in his immediate area of control as a matter of urgency.If James Cameron can save tax payers 300k euros everytime he flies BA,then GEJ should do more as Nigeria is in a more desperate situation.

To all d funny posters,thank you,u guys made me enjoy nite of a thousand laughs,without buying 75 naira pirated CD.I guess for the lawmaker,he was earning his mark,anoda notch on his belt,cutting his teeth-ironically,he had his teeth cut,no,shattered.

Dreyl: what is this!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Guy,u got me cracking real good.
It's official,D'b ang has become a used-to-be.Someone should tell him to save his hard earned money.VERDICT: This track is wack.Negro, puleeaassssee.

Redmosquito,I'm really starting to enjoy your posts.In this jungle called Nigeria,some little comic now and then ain't bad at all.
@Kslib,berra leave Redmosquito alone jooor.

Someone once asked me to machete him.I collected his friends machete,I tested on about two trees around,and I was satisfied with it's sharpness.Gingerly,I lightly made a small cut on his leg,alas his skin remained intact.Soon,I made heavy blows on parts of his body,forget nothing do the guy.Later on,he threw a gourd on the ground,made some incantations,before my eyes,d gourd gyrated and sank into d sand,like a crab.Another one threw his copper ring on the ground,and it started leaping (highly into d air,about 5 feet) until he commande it to stop.I once located my cassavaa processing plant in a village in Oyo,that's how I met these men.

Truth be told,wif my little experiences in life,there are some things that can't just be explained-no matter how logical u try 2 b.I believe in God,and angels,I believe He enjoys or is moved by your faith.While d other side thrives on fear.Money rituals exist,it's just 99 per cent are hog wash."Errors like straws, on surface flows,he who must search for pearls must dive below."

190-the-clown:
stand up and start dancin alanta but shes refunding all the money spent on her

I laff so tey,my rice came out of my nose.

If na me catch am, my deep freezer go full. Make I let better meat go, abi o ti lo ni? If you're interested in research,enter water,go finee yaa own.Shikena.I can't shout, I get sore throat.

The Senate Presido: ''Those in support of eating this scintillating,exotic and delicious bushmeat of the sea, say Aye! Those against, say Nay! The Ayes have it. Please, pepperise the chest and liver,to go along with 3 bottles of stout, for the Senate Presido. Yes! We are working, our piggy bank,ehm,sorry,our Nigeria no go break.Ko ma lo beeee...

That's what I call a stand-up woman.She should have done that a long time ago,albeit,secretly.Better,make him ''disappear''-no questions asked.

Here we go again. Murderers at work.

@gabe-logan.don't get what twisted?where did u hear ur info from?what's ur source?

Btw,i stay it ibadan.i bought it @ 110 per litre.i remember reading a newsletter from richdad.com,around 2002,where the author predicted that subsidy removal will happen in nigeria by 2008.he went ahead to analyse why it has to go.i'm not against subsidy removal,provided d saved funds will be well utilised.our politicians will simply embezzle the money.right now fuel subsidy is the only benefit i get from the govt.i generate my own electricity,source for my water,paid night watchmen for security,pay for medical treatments,plan for my retirement,etc,etc,etc.God,I'm angry! Aaagghhh!

@mitwitdot.u said it's the marketers sabotaging the economy.hmmn.even if d downstream sector were to be fully deregulated,d govt still need to put in place a strong regulatory framework.since oil finances and powers our economy,also being a factor that largely affects our daily lives, d govt must ensure the integrity and functionality of whatever framework they put in place.if the president of a nation cannot guarantee this (and other rights), truth is he has no business been there.imagine,250b been ear marked for subsidy in a year, only for us to be told that a cabal,in conjunction with some govt officials,had siphoned about 2trillion.it shows that the president is either weak or corrupt.really,how long will it take GEJ to start to perform.

I'm really impressed wif d way d garrry cabal aka g-unit are running things.Take it or leave it, Seun is also enjoying it.Anyways, G-unit crew(even though, I know not what started it,or what they tryna prove), I respect ur resilience, and creativity. Maybe, u can even form a politika party or pressure group. Now with all what I typed, how does this affect d price,volume and quality of ga***rri in Nigeria.

Used to eat a bird called ''odere koko'' while growing up.Also ate an animal called ''etu'' in yoruba, don't know the right english names.

Roasted snakes,pigeon,some birds(can't recall their names now)dog,frog.Was @ a place were lizard was been roasted, smelt really nice,like smoked titus, inside looks like fish when it was opened up.But, my liver no strong reach to have a taste.Btw, I love animal tongues and testicles.Pus5y, is also delicious, particularly d creamy stuff,during pre-intimacy.I love breassst milk too-I'm into lactation.My fiance says I'm feisty.I just like trying things.