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Politics / Re: FG To Reduce Agencies Operating In Ports To Six by scratchbro: 10:31am On Feb 22, 2017 |
Kai this is a good development fa, Doing business in Nigeria is so much stress More of this please. Sai Osibanjo Sai Buhari Sai Goodluck Sai Nigeria Sai World Peace |
Nairaland / General / Re: Tesla Unveils Batteries To Power Homes by scratchbro: 7:45am On May 08, 2015 |
We use more power in Nigeria plus AirConditioners are not bery good to be used on a DC power source (battery). First thing im calculating is, how will a 1.5kva AC hold up. It will carry the AC tho but the battery will drain up faster. Plus we all know how we need AC's in nigeria. Not as a luxury but a neccesity. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: To Hit Or Not To Hit! by scratchbro: 4:27pm On Apr 23, 2015 |
Hahahahahahaha this article is too funny jo. i burst out laughing during staff meeting. The memes..... EPIC Nice one OP www.scratchbrovaman.com 4 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: Is This Sexual Harassment In The Workplace???? by scratchbro: 8:35am On Nov 23, 2014 |
Yes. That gurl is sexually harassing the man.... He should sue het |
Nairaland / General / Re: Would You Use This Pubic Toilet Made Made Of Transparent Glaass *pics by scratchbro: 3:25pm On Nov 17, 2014 |
I would..... |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Sunderland Vs Arsenal (0 - 2) On 25th October 2014 by scratchbro: 3:33pm On Oct 25, 2014 |
Arsenal haters just chilling everywhere sha 1 Like 1 Share |
Nairaland / General / Re: Awesome Mind-blowing (PHOTO) by scratchbro: 2:24am On Oct 25, 2014 |
Side view jo, that neck shade doesnt work for front view. Nice one tho |
Nairaland / General / Re: How Uberfacts' Founder Makes $500,000 A Year On Twitter At Just 23 by scratchbro: 2:31pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Very very inspiring |
Nairaland / General / Re: Nigerian And American Reactions To News by scratchbro: 2:26pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
Hahahahahahahahaha standard behaviour |
Nairaland / General / Re: 20 Thing You Won't Believe Are Turning 20 In 2014 by scratchbro: 2:24pm On Oct 17, 2014 |
You said nothing about fashion |
Business / Re: 2 Business Partners Needed [finance] For A Sure Stable Profit by scratchbro: 10:16am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Send details to a.scratch@Yahoo.com lets see how we can make it work |
Politics / Re: A Case Of Gej`s Success In Terror War. by scratchbro: 8:56am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Are u minding Nigerians? They always focus on the negative instead of the positive. I think Jonathan has tried. I didnt vote for him, well ive never voted for anybody cos ive never really had a 50% trust in any candidate. But I give it to the man. Hes tried |
Politics / Re: President Jonathan's 11th Private Jet. by scratchbro: 8:44am On Jan 08, 2014 |
Sigh..... The end is near.... They should collect all the money and do whatever they want with it. I dont even care again. That's why I Cant even join the Nigerian army. Our leaders make us fight We don't know what for If they want people killed Let them fight the war. No Leader Ib Nigeria is worth fighting for. |
Business / Re: Social Media Marketing Trends That Will Dominate 2014 by scratchbro: 5:59pm On Dec 17, 2013 |
The only problem with social media marketing is that it doesnt translate directly to money. It just creates awareness but theres no money tagging on it. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Cannot Survive On Democracy - #justsaying by scratchbro: 12:29pm On Dec 16, 2013 |
Tony Spike: We need a BENEVOLENT DICTATOR. This is my opinion...Thats kinda what im saying. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Cannot Survive On Democracy - #justsaying by scratchbro: 10:47am On Dec 16, 2013 |
Or Jackie Chan. Lol |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Cannot Survive On Democracy - #justsaying by scratchbro: 7:51am On Dec 16, 2013 |
tevinsolt: We are saying the same thing Sir, democracy is not working, there's a type of government that hasn't been invented yet and thats the kind of government Nigeria needs. Its a govt that is a blend of democracy, military and dictatorship. We are a special people, we need a special kind of govt. As per democracy not being about respect, well what im trying to say is that the tribe that might have the closest semblance to a working democracy would be the Yoruba. I reiterate again, I am not Yoruba. |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Cannot Survive On Democracy - #justsaying by scratchbro: 11:55pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
bloggernaija: Maybe the nigeria east and north of the Niger I think it goes for everybody, the yorubas are known to be the most respectful tribe in Nigeria. Kudos to them on that. They respect their leaders which is why it democracy would most likely work for them best but still we are talking about Nigeria as an entity devoid of tribal segregation. Im not Yoruba but I agree with u. Just saying tho, my theory would work across the board |
Politics / Re: Nigeria Cannot Survive On Democracy - #justsaying by scratchbro: 11:33pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Front page biko. Mods. First major post. Www.scratchbrovaman. |
Politics / Nigeria Cannot Survive On Democracy - #justsaying by scratchbro: 11:31pm On Dec 15, 2013 |
Im gonna make this post as simple and short as possible. The truth is we are just decieving ourselves in Nigeria. DEMOCRACY is not our thing, we better start facing reality before we implode and destroy oursekves ny ourselves. This is not to say that military rule is the answer either. This is what I think. Nigeria is not like other countries, we are not like America, Britain, Germany or even south Africa. Our values alone sef are ridiculously different from all these countries. Nigerians cannot handle democracy, what we need is like a father figure. A blend of military rule, democracy and dictatorship. Someone that would correct us with one hand and draw us near with another. I bet it with you that if you knew that you had a president that would sentence u to a public spanking (loool) if u were even rumoured to be engaged in corrupt practices, you would think twice before doing it. The average Nigerian is vorrupt. Wether u believe it or not, its true. You are corrupt, im corrupt. You might not be stealing billions but u most likely have cheated someone loool. Anyway, before I loose focus. My point still remains, we dont need a Jonathan or an obasanjo, or an abacha, we need a Jonathan + abacha + obasanjo. I rest my case. Www.scratchbrovaman. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Is It Wrong To Attend Different Churches? by scratchbro: 11:26am On Oct 20, 2013 |
Every church has a different kind of ministry. I support visiting different churches. Pastor Chris oyakilome is a good teacher, he dissects the word well. Bishop oydepo will activate and stir up your faith. Adeboye will teach you how to get closer to God. And other preachers have their own things. A blend of all these and you have every thing you need to live a robust Christian life 14 Likes |
Religion / Re: Are Churches Really Helping The Poor And Unemployed In Our Society Today? by scratchbro: 3:04pm On Oct 10, 2013 |
Well my church is people based, and its a very big church in abuja with about 4 branches. but its all about the people.... trust me... church dont get better than this. |
Car Talk / Re: Driving Rules In Nigeria by scratchbro: 5:19pm On Oct 09, 2013 |
THERE ARE NO RULES..... You can just be driving and minding ur own business and somebody will just run into you for no good reason. Na God dey protect us. Just drive with a Cross, Chaplet or ur Prayer beads in ya hand. #theend |
Nairaland / General / Re: Omg! Pictures Of a rare CAT With 8 Legs: Like A Trailer........... by scratchbro: 9:58am On Aug 03, 2013 |
The photoshopping na wa o, notice that the first 4 limbs are the same as the last four limbs. Its quite simple u know |
Politics / Re: Vehicle Rams Into Amaechi 's Convoy. by scratchbro: 10:31am On Jul 03, 2013 |
This amechi guy is just looking for sympathy factor. He setup this thing by himself. Now. He was not in the car. 1 Like |
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Bayelsa by scratchbro: 9:11am On Nov 29, 2012 |
Shoot i lost my school ID o, WHich kain thing be this? im coming anyway. see yall there. na to buy small fone and airtel sim today be dat |
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Bayelsa by scratchbro: 5:18pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
ayo ur leaving from abuja too?? |
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Bayelsa by scratchbro: 4:28pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
nice one tgurl, i just booked ,my ticket sef to portharcourt. landing 6:15 so ill sleep in ph for the night then head out to Bayelsa in the morning. |
NYSC / Re: A thread for corpers posted to Bayelsa by scratchbro: 12:02pm On Nov 26, 2012 |
interesting.... theres a group for this... Issorai tho. Alright people, wednesday is in two days. if you are in abuja, i'd be flying to portharcourt on wednesday morning then taking a cab to camp. holla if you want to share a cab though. For the rest of you... see you there Captain Chicks. |
Jobs/Vacancies / Coffey International Development (DFID PROJECT) Recruitment by scratchbro: 4:41pm On Oct 05, 2012 |
Job Location – Lagos Coffey International Development manages the Construction and Real Estate (GEMS2) component of the joint DFID / World Bank Growth, Employment and Markets in States (GEMS) programme in Nigeria. To effectively implement the programme strategic objectives, Coffey International Development is inviting applications from qualified candidates to fill the following vacant positions; 1. Monitoring and Evaluation Lead The core purpose of the position is to work with each all members of the technical team to ensure effective monitoring and evaluation of all aspects of the project delivery. The position holder will work with the Intervention Managers to plan, coordinate, monitor and report progress towards achievements of set targets as outlined in the Programme logframe. The position holder will also be responsible for coordinating collection of primary and secondary data requirements as deemed necessary. He/she will also provide assistance in aggregating the results from the intervention level M&E systems to the level of the overall programme. Key Tasks includes: Assist in the preparation and design of M&E strategy, systems, templates, and intervention monitoring framework (IMF) for intervention managers. Prepare project’s M&E internal and external reporting milestones detailing output deliverables, person responsible and associated deadlines. Assist intervention leads in the design and completion of intervention rationale, results chains, action plans, research summaries and measurement plans Gather quarterly data and forecasted targets for key indicators of change Work with the Intervention Managers and the Head of Finance and Administration to apportion project inputs/costs across interventions, specific activities and outputs so as to inform the value for money assessment of specific interventions. Facilitate and manage primary data collection. This could involve: drafting the research requirement (TOR), drafting the research tools, coordinating the 2 recruitment of suitable research firms, managing the selected research firm during the data collection phase and facilitating delivery of data in a timely fashion and to an appropriate quality standard. Draft quarterly and annual Monitoring Reports Assist with the development of Monitoring and Evaluation Plans for new interventions as they come on stream over the lifetime of the Programme Liaise with other GEMS components to coordinate approach to M&E Requirement, Qualifications and Experience An advanced degree in Social Science or equivalent relevant experience Relevant experience in designing and implementing organisational level systems for M&E Demonstrable experience of both qualitative and quantitative social research techniques Proven IT skills, with experience of developing, maintaining and manipulating large databases and using other analytical tools for research purposes Ability to create effective and efficient systems for gathering and analysing complex data Strong attention to detail and highly organised Leadership qualities to inspire others and team player (in person and virtual) Adaptation skills: ability to work well in a multicultural environment and in a team Highly motivated, responsible, self-directed, resourceful and flexible Report-writing skills – experience with donor-funded programme reporting would be desirable 2. Skills Intervention Manager The aim of the position is to lead and manage a number of programme interventions within skills development and business servies work streams and ensure that it effectively delivers against its terms of reference and budget. Key Tasks includes: Review existing documentation particularly the intervention monitoring frameworks and the output facilitation strategies that includes background information, results chains, indicators of change, action plans for the skills and business development services work stream 3 Reflect with the team the relevance of the existing interventions to Making Markets Work for the Poor (M4P) principles and to the project-wide results chain Meet with the key stakeholders to have a better insight into some of the interventions underway and explore potential for new interventions Following from the initial review and assessment, in consultation with the team leader and intervention managers review and/or redraft the results chains for specific interventions within skills development and business services Provide advisory support to the interventions underway and in consultation with the team leader and based on the existing research design and initiate new interventions that has potential for scale Provide adequate support and mentoring for the junior staff involved in the skills interventions In all aspects above, the position holder will consider the total geographic scope of the GEMS2, and the WEE (Women Economic Empowerment) strategy of GEMS2 Requirement, Qualifications and Experience A degree in Economics, Social Science or equivalent experience in private sector development, or a related field At least eight years’ experience in development sphere Knowledge of strategic planning and managing change Good understanding of data management and analysis Experience of involving the community and other stakeholders in service design and delivery Proven understanding of private sector development Excellent analytical capabilities, with an ability to think creatively and to communicate ideas effectively with a team. Good verbal and written communication skills Strong interpersonal skills and an ability to build effective relationships with a range of people Project management experience, exposure to technical assistance projects, an ability to bring together sector stakeholders and an understanding of Monitoring and Evaluation principles. Method of Application: Application and CV’s with the job title clearly indicated as the subject of the mail should be sent to; hr@rhizomeng.com. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted. APPLICATION DEADLINE: Friday, October 12th, 2012 |
Jobs/Vacancies / Farm Manager Wanted by scratchbro: 10:51am On Aug 02, 2012 |
Vacancy Job Title: Farm Manager Location: Abuja Our client is a Poultry Farm with a vision to provide quality agricultural products. Overview of the position Plan, oversee and participate in the management of all aspect of the poultry business; including poultry husbandry; egg, cull and manure production and sales; ordering storage and consumption of poultry feeds and water Ensure the maintenance of livestock, equipment and production records; maintain strict bio security measures Assist with the care and maintenance of farm property other than residential structures and grounds. Assist in preparing the Poultry Business Plan Prepare a Quarterly status Report of performance Enforce high standards of safety, cleanliness and maintenance on personnel and property. Exercise appropriate supervisory control of employees. Liaise with external stakeholders (e.g. local authority, poultry associations, competitors, suppliers etc) Assists workers where required in duties, i.e. collecting and candling eggs, feeding and vaccinating poultry, crating and shipping eggs, and cleaning and fumigating chicken houses Trains new workers. Participates in work activities to expedite work load. Prepares worker attendance, egg production, feed consumption, and poultry mortality reports. Requirements B.Sc degree or HND in Animal or Poultry Science A minimum 8 years’ experience managing a good sized and technologically advanced poultry farm Extensive experience in poultry production Experience in specialised technology and economy of large scale poultry business Extensive knowledge in farm management Business acumen. Knowledge of financial record keeping and accounting Problem solving skills Application and CV’s with the job title clearly indicated as the subject of the mail should be sent to; fm@rhizomeng.com. Only shortlisted candidates will be contacted. Deadline for submission of application – August 15th 2012 |
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