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sheniqua: Most I say
That is why cheating husbands are caught often
If a private investigator trails any cheating man for less than 48 hours,all his side babes and their addresses will be known
Trail a wife for 5 years you won't see Shishi

The same private investigator...

Men tend to not care if wifey is cheating

Women seem to always expect the worst and some are more paranoid than others

They will make it their life long goal for the man to be caught....

Who can deny such a nagging ambition?

Some will even set him up with babe...that she is testing him

sheniqua: The difference is that men cheat like they want to be caught
They will sleep with neighbor's sisters,wife's relatives,co workers,house girl,even the crazy ashawo down the street that can disgrace him any minute.
Women are calculated and cheat with precision and will take that secret including the paternity if the kids to their grave
Many husbands that swear their wives can never cheat will fall down dead

Pls not all men...


Some men have standards o

Why will I cheat with someone that I can't spend the rest of my life with if my wife decides to have an attitude about it after discovery...

No you can see my side chick on the naijagirlskillit page

cococandy: and the millionaires wives who cheat on their husbands nko?

how you decide to handle a cheating spouse is entirely your privacy. concerns us not

you go and hug your pillow mbok . goodnight

If you see the dime that is clutching me like her life depends on it now. Your inner womanliness will turn moister than Duncan Hines. Honest to God who made me.

And op who is sheniqua?

Your akata alter ego...

U be hoodrat ni?

It's all coming together quite nicely now.

Ok boo. Do you.

sheniqua: Everyday we are inundated with how and why men cheat
This is for the ladies ,power has changed hands

How to cheat without being caught.

1. Make sure your lover is out of town and preferably in a different geopolitical region.
If you and hubby live in Abuja he should live in Lagos.if you and hubby in Makurdi,he had better be in Owerri and when you do your rendezvous,you must be discreet.It's safer for you to visit him at his location than him to visit yours.
If possible,meet at a third location where no one knows you both.Conferences and seminars out of town are good places to meet

because of pickle. U women have no balls. When your mates (men) are cheating in the same yard, you guys have gone to Alaska... And it's even more expensive. I hope you don't ruin is both to debt because of pickles. I will even give u hall pass if it's more economically sound

2.On no account must you call him with your known phone number.get a special phone just for him and all your secrets will be safer.
If possible leave that phone at work on in your car and out of sight.Allow your husband access to your regular phone,FB etc.and act normal.

classic case of over sabi. A real player needs only one phone

3.if he is a better man and you plan on having his babies and passing them off as your husband's you must make sure the man looks somewhat like your hubby .if your hubby is dark skinned,you don't want to choose Mike Ezuronye as your side bobo and if you and your husband are light skinned ,your bobo had better not be Segun Arinze.
Other features like big bulging eyes and red lips must also be put into consideration.

u haven't seen black people having white baby. Don't u read Linda ikeji? Learners. My own brother doesn't look like me and my father never gave a flying feck. U marry lesser man, na u make your bed

4.In bed,you must make sure not to call out his name mistakenly.That is suicidal. A good way to avoid this is to call everyone honey or sweetie or big daddy .you don't want to be with your husband Kunle and be shouting Chukwuemeka.
You may get hurt.

lol. Let's pretend you've ever had sex this good. Next

5. Get a chime of some signal for the door to tell when your husband comes home so you are not caught unawares and your secret comes out.You must be alert and vigilant and ready to switch off all devices in case.

actually you should signal the police. Cos I will open a can of whoop ass on your life. This is good for revenge cheating. But ensure you never want to have a conversation with me again.

6. If your side bobo likes red lingerie and you got some red lingerie to mesmerize him,please do keep them out of sight and keep wearing your Mary Amaka nightie with your husband if that's what he is used to.You don't want to start answering unnecessary questions .
If you and hubby are missionary people please keep it that way and save the jihad style for your lover.



I will come up with other tips later




[size=4pt]Kai,nobody should attack me o,na high powered joke,I believe in absolute faithfulness but I want to see reactions[/size]

Thank God this advise is free and optional.

Let me go and see what this is all about

ArthurADM: come to think of it, we know cases where a man "married" and seeking visa to a foreign country is expected to enter a contract wedding with another woman of that specific country, and will surely have kids in that contract marriage, whereas he has children in his earlier marriage. will you as a wife allow this or not?

you are asking NIGERIAN women this question?

Seun: If this disparity is real, then ... wow! Thanks for highlighting it.

Nigerians like gossip more than important topics that's why that is like that.

More diaspora come here for latest updates on everything especially politics

God forbid bad thing

nice one

seize all their lives too

Ediskcab: [b][/b]Going by the logic in your post, How can Jonathan want 2 rule Nigeria again with all the bombings in kano, Yobe, Adamawa, Maiduguri, Abuja, Kaduna, Niger, Plateau etc. After all He's been the C in C of ther armed forces for the last 5+yrs?

When Jonathan was governor and vice president, he went to the creeks and used dialogue to tell them to stop

He didn't say south south must rule before I turn on the diplomacy....

Abeg u guys go and rest

Kwankwaso and his side kick sanusi should stop enabling boko haram.

It depends on you bruh

I think school is a waste of time....any certificate is good even of na thirdy

You can't take the dic.kk out of addicted

egift: [s][/s]

Rants of a TANiod. Who is the Commander in Chief of Nigeria Armed Forces?

Good afternoon sir...U r welcome

Is KWankwaso delusional

He was minister of defense under OBJ, he looted, he chop money

he didnt add any value

as Kano Governor his citizens are bombed on d reg but he wants to rule Nigeria

lol

9jagirl4re: Its not a big deal even if you know what she does not everyone can manage people and get results. If it was just Linda it would not have come this far you have to attract the right people.

agreed

they are like seuns mods abi

9jagirl4re: They make phone calls, get connections, promote the blog online by commenting, executing social media initiatives, entertain executives, entourage/security, organize and other PA duties etc; Some work from home office interviewed at hotel meeting room, others from home. Look for rich families children helps with connections.

A favor has now been deposited in the favor bank

omg so some of the comments are fake

why u talk am na

always knew bonario was too loyal to be independent

DonDiego: Do you have to be this blasphemously sycophantic just to make your point?

only on wednesdays

Seun: Thanks. What kind of stuff do they do, specifically? Do they all work from a central office?

Whilst we are here blabbing.

See what Seun is using his own brain to do...

Dude pm me your accant

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shymexx: TMZ and Worldstarhiphop aren't blogs.

Time Warner Inc. took control of TMZ as far back as 2009 and Time Warner is a Fortune 500 company. Worldstarhiphop has never been a blog - it has always been a video website like youtube.

Stop pontificating tripe, there's absolutely no way a blog like that with just one static page, and no sub-header, and lesser traffic can make more money in cyberspace than nairaland.

TMZ was a blog acquired by a fortune 500 company. I wonder why? Surely it had nothing to do with the fact that it had traffic and ad revenue...

But don't mind me, I'm a pontificater

And about worldstar surely you haven't heard the word news blog or video blog before....feel free to just believe it is a video site alone....

Structure matters, content is posted there by few people and the goal is to get views and comments....


I wonder where elese I've seen thatbstructure before...surely it wasn't a blog...

ketoprofen: Lol, I think its punchng.com

Nairaland

Linda ikeji

Punch

Vanguard

Go to alexa.com

ketoprofen: I understand u. I didn't say nairaland doesn't get more traffic ( though the use of alternate monickers gives false impression of traffic and members) , I also agree nairaland is more interesting and its a website, not a blog.
Some people also come to LIB but not NL.
But its clear, Linda ikeji makes more money, its not about the car or house she showcased.
Many big brands: shoprite, SNAAP, Unilever patronize LIB for adverts .

Ok I give you that. Now consider this

Seun has the most political clout in Nigeria online...

Even more than saharareporters

Linda ikeji with all her bromance with Reno and the rest, she cannot achieve half what Seun can

Nairaland is more politically powerful and that's where the real purchasing power is...

I know a bit about blogging and American advertisers advertise in blogs too

Ever heard of Bossip, Perez Hilton, TMZ, WorldStar?

Major US companies, the Fortune 500 and Hollywood routinely do product activation with these guys

Besides Linda probably makes double that N3m. U don see that big IMO banner today

Her "daddy" probably thinks she is a wizard blogging from iPhone and computer making billions

Orikinla: OP, you are an id-iot and the so called CEO you quoted is an id-iot as well.
Majority of local AD Agencies patronize Google AdWords and Google AdWords then spreads the adverts on thousands of Nigerian websites and foreign websites frequented by Nigerians.

LIB makes millions from direct events and products promos and she makes about N3m monthly, but not on a regular basis.

LIB will not get a single advert from agencies if she were in the US, UK and other developed countries, because they don't advertise on blogs on sub domains.

I successfully used Nairaland for the publicity advert of Transerve Disc Technologies and got over 1 million impressions and over 3, 000 visits to the company's website.

Nairaland remains the most affordable most Nigerian visited public website to advertise.

PS: I have recommended LIB to major advertisers like Ekulo Group and she got her Nokia contract through me.

dROC1: Seun had about 60mill stashed somewhere about 3years ago.
Blogging is big business.

He dropped out to found Nairaland...

And he was a first class student

Kai....God is good too some people o

Eleda mi wo mi o....

JeffreyJamez: If only you people know How much money Seun makes.....Im sure he's reading this and laughing somewhere.

Lol Abi....

That one Sef dey

ketoprofen: U are saying different things.
The question is, who makes more money per month ?
Everybody knows Linda does.

U guys are comparing apples and oranges...

Seun is not a for-profit blogger
It's like comparing Wikipedia and Google

They're both successful in their own lanes
But Seun has more room to grow

Nairaland gets more traffic ie some ppl come to nl but don't go to Linda ikeji

Traffic is the ultimate metric here not earnings...

Jezyfreezman: Linda Ni 0b0 nah........










Seun qet 0.b.0 ni?

Seun isn't running for profit

Linda is and she has the second highest traffic in Nigeria...

If Seun started charging people he bans on nairaland for tribalism, money to come back on nairaland, he would have been a billionaire by now

Glad to see this topic here

Linda makes at least $40000 a month in ad revenue but does she have anybody on her payroll?

Apart from that sloth, Laura


The ad agency guy is just silly... most major advertisers come to NL...

Seuns own is just cheaper even though his traffic is the highest in Nigeria....

Seun doesn't want to do this for profit only...he wants everyone to benefit from the community (having something for everyone is the advertisers dream)

In fact Seun is like the Jesus of Nigeria internet....if he had a donate button like Wikipedia...


I would dash him at least 10k just cos I like the value he has created....

God has not finished with Seun or nl yet

datalossvictim1: That is not always the case. It seems like you're painting all men as perfect. Ehh hello he might have a tiny d1ck and she's fed up. He might last for 5 seconds and she can't take it anymore, he might not be earning as much as she wants.. There are so many more issues... It is not always revenge cheating oo some women are just selfish or have a high libido. ...

Ok so these are good reasons to cheat na....

I didn't dispute these....

Frankly could care less