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OliveCynosure:
The guy's just a baby

Same thing every stupid girl said on Facebook
But she wasn't a baby when she dumped his ass looking for gold to dig and still had the nerve to come back


Small time you'll see all of them saying "we don't go back to our vomits" and all those mumu boss lady yen yen yen shiit

OsuMustGo:
This is the most stupìd and useless thing I have ever read on nairaland.

Yuck!

Nairaland mods no dey like hear truth o
You go chop ban now in

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dangoteinlaw:
I accept Burna boy is good but this overhype is what I am not understanding. Or were u guys payed to make comments?? If u want to know how gud a singer is download their mixtape and make your verdict. One or 2 songs can't make u a king

Who is this one?

Allaboutkatiee:

You wouldn't be a bad choice for Op na
Don't you think?

[quote author=mubaking post=73216672]most of them have not tried real hustling b4 [/quote Nobody wants to be left behind in making this money but we have to face reality
Not like it's being plucked from a tree.

All of you shouting go and make money should calm down first, e no easy like that na
What if the money refuses to come nko?

Just watch how ugly guys like me will storm this thread now claiming fine boys

francesco01:
Laurene,thanks very much,right from when I was a kid,people told me so,even old people used to tell me I'm very handsome,my lecturers too both male and female used to tell me am too handsome plus am tall about a month ago a female lecturer asked me to come in front of the class,I was frowning dat morning,she told me"why are u frowning ur face like this,do u know how handsome you're are?the fact that am cool and reserved my lecturers tend to make fun of me just for me say something,my classmates inclusive,the girls throws themselves over me,one even called me her boo,another even asked me if she woo me,will I accept?I snubbed them a lot,why? coz of the responsibilities that will be on my neck,I don't want to be in a relationship that a lady will ask for something I would not be able to give her,that's why I don't rush onto ladies

Pass me the blunt bro

To pee on top your head dey hungry me

slawomir:
Bros i think say na only me dey observe am My girl friend self ugly ehnnn but her voice for phone na gold

I like your sincerity

A very stupid man

dasparrow:
Can a guy ever genuinely love a lady without having sex with her especially since she is not his wife?

Na your type dey make girls feel like say dem dey do guys favour having sex with them
Smh

What are you trying to censor?
The guys face no good to censor too abi

Ranchhoddas:
You are taking population in isolation.
What you should do is take population to GDP ratio and see if countries with lowest ratios do not have serious unemployment problems.

Now you're talking

Ranchhoddas:
Population is the main excuse. You will not record economic growth if you keep canceling out the gains you make by producing more mouths.
There might be other factors but as far as unemployment is concerned, this is probably the most important.

Too many graduates!

Countries in the world with highest level of unemployment are not densely populated as you would think..do you know that?
Overpopulation is not the main cause of Unemployment but still a major factor.

Ranchhoddas:
You think every graduate in China is employed?
China has one-child policy and you can only have two kids if you are an only child.

Go figure!

I know all these you're saying
I'm just trying to let you know population is not the main excuse, that was why i cited China.

Fortunebae:
I could bet my liver that u've never really seen or been close to an IMSU girl, ur just saying all these based on what u've heard, stop stereotyping, everyone is not the same, and for your information, I cook. And pls, brush up on ur English, it can cause migraine, I had to crack my brain to understand your last sentence.

You don't "crack" your brain, thank me later

Though she sounds stupid, but you are trying to prove her right.

Guess you are an Imsu student while she's a Futo student

Case close, everybody go house.

Op God punish you

Ranchhoddas:
This is really bad. But make una self stop to born born upandan.

Whatever economic gains we make as a nation is offset by the spiralling population. We should really consider enforcing birth control.
I know say e no go work sha. I just dey dream.

But we're not up to the population of China na

Typical Nigerians
The lady belongs to the class who can't mind their business
While Sophia belongs to the class who immediately tells you they can feed you and your generations at the slightest provocation.

Stupid people

KelvinCX:
Hey gorgeous You look like you should probably be a movie star Something like a beauty queen, You should be on magazine Hey gorgeous You should be on TV Shows, A model in the lace clothes Baby because you’re beautiful Hey gorgeous Pretty girl, what your name is? Lil’ mama You look like a .. an actress , a model or diva Either way it go , I got to meet you Oh girl, where you come from? I’m thinking you could be the one (one) Girl, you’re like a star from outer space

Dafuq is this ass licker??

simpleswazy:
long thing just buy bitter kola chew and digest come thank me later

You are the real deal
Man wey sabi

You no go like enter studio

IntrovertedK:
a church is a family gathering. We gather to worship our Creator while loving and supporting each other just like our lord Jesus has laid the foundation while he as here on earth. That is to show you that in church we are all one big family.. When there is a good news, it's a must for everyone to jump with joy for whomever it concerns. Pentecostal churches do this very well unlike all those occultic gatherings in Anglican, Methodist et all where some are greater than some.

O yea mortal
Why art thou this stupid?
Of what gain is it for thou to reject having sense at thy old age

HenryDion:
Boyfwend

I don't think Nigerian gays have the boldness to openly prophesy love to a fellow man they no nothing about. There are tons of dating apps which they use when it comes to hook up.

For this to happen, i would advise you take a look at yourself all over again. Do you look gayish in any way? How do you walk, talk and behave? How are your facial features and voice tone and commonly worn colors?

Don't tell me about being too handsome, it is not enough. Gays know the signs to look for when spotting a fellow gay and they don't take risk no matter how handsome you might be. They only take a step when they believe you're gay too through some signs known to them.

Check yourself well in the mirror bro to avoid another story that touches.. Gays can rape too

Bro you know not what you talk About
A guy i knew from nowhere walked up to me one day and started professing love at first sight and i'm as straight as 6 O'clock

Rajman45:
why are we all castigating the poor lady... this story is incomplete. what cause the fight that lead her to stab the poor guy.
I strongly believe that a sane person won't do that without a strong reason.

Double standards everywhere

If reverse were to be the case, y'all would creep of your caves and start saying, the man is evil, no matter what the woman did still does not warrant being stabbed yen yen yen...

"What is good for the goose is good for the gander"

The earlier you realize a woman has greater instinct to be more wicked than a man, the better for you.

Condemn Violence irrespective of gender.

Have a great day ahead
Don't bother quoting me back.

Rextizzle:
Compound fool

Yard fool

Rextizzle:
Compound fool

Yard fool

Rextizzle:
Where dis one get his statistics from? dey there dey yarn dust. I just pity the kids and youth of this goddamn country.

I pity you pass

Rextizzle:
These kids are not up to 16yrs, and they are already having sex. you see the reason why Africa is backward

The Bleep is you saying?
An average American girl gets scared no guy likes her if she's still a virgin at 13/14.

Ashewo no dey train fowl

FBIL:
Apart from Yemi E. Alade with few good tracks, the rest in the nomination are just hitting and beating drums struggling to be different or create something. They could make noise with the Mic.but can't make cash.

This one is officially a mumu
She's actually the last on that list when it comes to good tracks

FBIL:
Apart from Yemi E. Alade with few good tracks, the rest in the nomination are just hitting and beating drums struggling to be different or create something. They could make noise with the Mic.but can't make cash.

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This one is officially a mumu
She's actually the last on that list when it comes to good tracks