₦airaland Forum

Notatribalist:
yeah man,I can't wait to watch man u next match oo

Hahaha
Hopefully a new dawn is here for attacking football.

swiz123:
I was passing by a street which boasted of irritating brothels like week Sunday. Some dirty prostitutes rather accosted me with their stale "I go do you well".

I quietly told them that I wasn't interested but one of them had the nerve to squeeze my little nipples. I was so mad that I wanted beat her to oblivion.

But, what if I had done what I wanted to do, who would take sides with me? Heck!, they could even beat me up or even worse, hand me over to the police.

Men are seriously at disadvantage in this country.

Anything to drag the male folks in the mud.

I had a similar experience but in my case, my groin was grabbed.

I'm not supporting the guy though that's if the story is really true

Ire2:
Lmaooooo

That Nigga is bleeped up i swear

While i was doing my NYSC, one guy selling onions was toasting me, and i was like "na like this my village people dey take follow me"??

When my niggaz cut am warning finish ehn, he declared me enemy for life



I like woman I dey straight forward.

Godnifemi:
Did you make use of Google b4? Think the 2nd part of ur needs it. Don't worry u wud b a parent someday n u wud ve a better understanding. Chill till then

Oga go and rest

This talk of a lady not knowing how to Cook baffles me...is it that most times their food is tasteless or they are really bad at it?

Those ones are the types that would know every nooks and crannies in the neighborhood while their moms sweat their asses off in the kitchen but when it comes to sex, they know everything about karma sutra.

If all of us begin screenshot all the ones wey dey toast person online, here go full na

There are some things you just ignore my brother.

One was saying he loves me, oya send me money make i come see you, Nigga run����

The problem is, will they listen?

I have zero pity for Soldiers when they are killed.

Runtown's song comes to mind...
"And if she follow me go na enjoyment go kill am o"

Godnifemi:
Any sane parents is supposed to be spiritually alert especially when your kids are growing up. U want to do evil and you got caught. First you should be grateful to God instead ur Johnson thinks better dn ur brain

Just read what you typed.

How did the father know?? There are a lot of spiritually alert parents and they don't even know their children are no longer virgins. Like are they supposed to get a spiritual pop-up when guys dey comot their daughter pant?

You just typed rubbish.

I spit on them and their bum bum
Ugly milfs

The marriage institution has lost its value, you'll be marveled at the rate with which married people cheat nowadays

I have a clique, we are in our mid and late 20's, i am the only one who hasn't found it comfortable sleeping with a married woman but others do it week in week out with pride and comfort.

sweetrace:
Linda, ignore them. All the bashing is out of jealousy and nothing else. Now people say you made your money out of people’s misfortunes. Their wahala is that you made so much money.
Personally, I hate the baby mama syndrome. It strips ladies of their dignity. If she’s not good enough to be your wife, how can she be good enough to mother your child? Some ladies get pregnant without wanting to, which leaves them no choice but to be baby mamas. Others get pregnant intentionally because they see it as a money making venture. Some Silly men now tell ladies to be their baby mamas. I don’t know if they think it is a compliment or a wooing tactic!!!!!!
Linda, even if you bashed them, you’re on point! Now we have single mothers everywhere like it’s our normal. What happened you values? Please!!!!

This one is a mumu with a degree

Metuh:
If a lie is been repeated steadily, it tends to become the truth. We are in a country where everyone believes whatever they read on the internet without concrete evidence.

A lot of lies has been bundled on top of Linda head just because She got pregnant. Even her fellow bloggers aren't happy that she is progressing.


Same Nigerians who hail Instablog9ja are simultaneously hating on Linda Ikeji, as if She is responsible for their failures.


Some Nigerians are confused and jobless courtesy of Buhari so they tend to look for someone to blame for their misfortune in life.

Like Linda doesn't feed on lies??

Gerrarrahere

Just one mess from one of them, then watch how all man go scatter.

I've dated one before, she threatened me saying there is no way i can runaway from her, though we are not together but i still think of her most times ( I'm not the love type, just chop and go but she got me hooked). We disagreed a lot but i couldn't still leave until distance separated us.

Last year i met another one through a female friend of mine, she asked my friend to talk to me, i was thinking it was another chance for me to chop and clean mouth, not until my friend told me she goes into trances like no man's business. That one weak me, i had to start running away from her, but she wouldn't have any of that cos she still disturbs my friend about me.

Kidaholic:
My Life, My Problem
When you get yours, treat 'em like trash.
Mind you, there's a huge difference BTW toasting and bugging, girls hate being bugged all the time and yes that's where the partially ignore part comes to play. Toasting on the other hand implies remind
/showing her how much love her, little things you do that makes her feel you
Take me for example, I'm a guitarist (acoustic) so I sing her love song like Ed Sheeran's "All of the stars" which she enjoy so much, at times she even asks me to play something for her during calls.

If I am what you call a weak man, then I'm proud to be one!

My friend wee you keep kwayet

Kidaholic:
My Life, My Problem
When you get yours, treat 'em like trash.
Mind you, there's a huge difference BTW toasting and bugging, girls hate being bugged all the time and yes that's where the partially ignore part comes to play. Toasting on the other hand implies remind
/showing her how much love her, little things you do that makes her feel you
Take me for example, I'm a guitarist (acoustic) so I sing her love song like Ed Sheeran's "All of the stars" which she enjoy so much, at times she even asks me to play something for her during calls.

If I am what you call a weak man, then I'm proud to be one!

My friend wee you keep kwayet

EasternDamsel4:
"Am not your mate" ahwooo! Even after your epistle you are still daft. More epistles you will still be daft.
See the way you rushed to copy and paste a definition you have simply been bastardizing probably because it's new in your lexicon.
U are obviously pained bcoz of this little assignment I gave you abi Mr "am not your mate".
I am not attacking you in any way. You just read from one person and you have already tagged the other person a "feminist". A term u know nothing about...if not for google....
Abeg let me stop here bfor get more provoked. Lol

You were trying to make sense until you brought in the "Google part". At least Google taught him that, where did you learn about yours?

Even that small orange big pass her mammary glands.

Notatribalist:
could u believe I didn't watched yesterday's match even though I was not busy?what's the need watching your beloved team playing nonsense? Is not really about being beaten,but all about playing good football.

That's what Mourinho don't understand, just give us good football
The last time Liverpool won a trophy, Rashford was still a toddler but you won't see them complain like us because they play good football
it's one thing playing football but still lose and another thing playing bad football and still lose.

Notatribalist:
God bless you Ike..sincerely I am not gana watch man u again until mourhiho is sacked and arrested for destroying my lovely man u..

You know this ain't true ���
I've said this more than 10 times and before i say Jack, i'm at the viewing center.

obi4eze:

The person in that picture us totally different from the one ruling Nigeria now

The new one is using Caro-white

Triangles1:
Igbo kwenu. Namdi and him guys they top chat this days. Imagine this issue happen toYoruba community. You will see different post, brown roof, Yahoo Yahoo, afonjas skull miner, forgotten that no Religion or tribes free of crime, that name Igbo need to be change from Weed a.k.a Igbo to egohunger or Ndibgo bcs that Igbo/weed they intoxicate and it make you guys to do anything for money. My opinions ohhhhhh.

And you think you have sense ba yi?

I spit on Lord Lugard's grave.

I see two men
Are they gay?

She dey mad No be the shoe she wear come church? If she can't walk with it make she trek come meet me for house or enter bike.

SeunKelechi:
Espanyol cast this too

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Espanyol do everybody strong thing today.

Would you go this far, if it were a guy??
You are one of those who make women have this unnecessary sense of entitlement.

The reference of Ananias and Sapphira does not even correlate with his story

pacificman:
thats what am saying hes overrated...nas is better than jayz

True but Jay has got the streets of U.S

Muhylonaire:
You f***ing dumb pass dumebi , you are looking for cheap recognition right, I have it... Come get some idiot

As much as i don't want to agree with him, but I'll have to
The hip hop culture in Nigeria is wack, save for a few like Vector, Jesse Jagz, Mode 9, M.I and a few others

We ain't even halfway close to South Africa

mhizbel:
Hahahahahaha...

Can you imagine?