₦airaland Forum

Acidosis:
NairaXi is a private initiative, like Uber and Bolt. As soon as the election is over, those cars would be withdrawn and riders would have to pay to use the cars. What's the noise about the wannabie Uber/Bolt business?





You want your life to be like Makoko ?

is that the part of Lagos you’re living ?

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Want your future to be like lagos or Anambra? Like for lagos share Fõr Anambra.

Note I’m compiling some data

Hmm

Want Nigeria to be like Lagos or Anambra ? like for Lagos share Fõr Anambra

jeromestarks:
When penis is too big na problem.
Big penis is only good for one night stand but bad for marriage.

lol ., na why we recommend steady masturbation

Hmm

Pells:
If you the rest of your kids are yours then your 4th child was exchanged at the hospital by the nurses
Your wife is innocent
Don't be a stupid

stop opening mouth in public next time ,

abbey621:
While most men make most of the financial assets, the raising of children, keeping the household clean etc are part of the emotional investment in any marriage for most women. For a man to throw away a woman after all the years of emotionally investing in such partnership is an injustice. The court views marriages as partnership, both partners have equal shares in the partnership and when the business is being sold/liquidated, the proceeds must be split.

hmm I understand you very much .,
But this doesn’t work in Nigeria sha. Any divorce then she’s back to her papa house,

You’re a wicked person . I will Avoid someone like you in real life, rubbish ! I’m not the type that will sugar coat just to make you happy.

abbey621:
It's the reason why many men misbehave in Nigeria. The divorce settlement is not men settling women but the household assets divided between the two people who contributed to it over the years either physically or emotionally . Furthermore, who told you divorce rate is low in Nigeria? Maybe you believe only those who go to court are actually divorced, in 9ja many women are still married legally but are living separately from their husbands and never going back, in fact them don born for another man

pls explain the bolded

ednut1:
you def dont know how the law there works. He will still get alimony. She has made him used to a certain lifestyle. She will have to pay him for some time

see better cashout. Atleast he will get 1% of her worth?


That’s over 300m$ omo

Offpointng:
Toor eat the food without complaining na. Local restaurant wey the smell/odour na recipe for food sweetener, na him you dey talk down on like that. shioor

How do you know a restaurant that is serious and sell sweet food? it is when those serving good wears rags or dirty clothes. if their saliva now use to mix/fall into the soup or stew, OMG sweetness overload

Walai you no well babawere

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Lol. Personally if someone ignores my calls and messages for 4 days without solid reason and I get to know the person intentionally ignores it, I swear on almighty God, I will cut of the relationship between us. In your own case, I will never forgive you and you will only have problem if you keep telling people about me ( just like you did here ) . I’m done with you sis. Ignoring me for 9 weeks means two things
1. You’re comfortable and can live without me
2. You have someone else. There is nothin you or any member of your family can tell me wey I go hear. I will torture you emotionally so tey you will use your hand to file for divorce.


My girl purposely ignored my call simultaneously 3 times, I ignored her for 4 days, infact she had to come down to my house to find out.


You’re blessed to have such gentleman , not me.
You want bread? I will give you oven !!

Hopeba:
opoonu

baba re loponu. Afofungbemu omo ale jatijati.

If I eat outside honestly it won’t last two days. Cos if I go eatery , I’ll chop 5000 ( two chicken is 2400, rice 3 portion and platain/ moinmoin is 2k and I’ll buy water plus transport that’s 5k )

But if I go local buka, I will swallow (iyan) 4 is 800, I will buy ogunfe meat 1500 big one plus 500 naira meat
Plus bottle water and transport that’s 3500.


Then I will use 1500 chop meshai ( cook indomie for night )..
but if chop at home ( if soup Dey ) e fit reach 3 days. If soup no Dey na 2days I swear . But I spend less if my babe is around sha cos that one like to Dey cook it will take me 3days if she Dey around.



Las las i no fit kill my self I like food no be small

Hopeba:
You are a mumu Man..no evidence. Next time.. record the agreement.. be smart

The world is getting smarter bro

Shut up you foôl. They’re still feeding you at home. You don’t know life yet. Ode

Abeg , shey that kind Shiba Inu pump fit happen again for crypto ?


Cos truth be told , na wetin higher numbers of people here dey find be that



Anyway don’t forget to trade all types of giftcards and any funds with me, I’m tested and trusted with juicy rate

Realist12:
We need to start asking real questions from these presidential candidate. With their previous offices what legacy did they leave behind.

hmmm, I think you have a point

Hopeba:
what are you even saying.. how much is this iphone abroad? What if he has relatives there?

stop this nonsense. Even in America , 1500$ is not a small money ! And it’s impossible for him to have relative who can send him phone of such and still be doing security job of 50k.
You sound like someone who has never worked for money before or owned expensive stuff. No offense

Like for Atiku share for tinubu

Hopeba:
because you can afford one doesn't mean another person can't.. what if someone gifted him? And he decides not to sell

nobody can gift a security man in Nigeria iPhone 14 pro max stop that nonsense ! While he’s standing At security post . Priority Dey Dey, stop that nonsense !!!

Hopeba:
oga you have no idea of how Bankers Make thier money.. what you know is the salary they tell u.. so just rest

I’m sure you saw where I said ‘using their salaries’

As things Dey go like this , e fit reach December next year before btc go touch 50k$ again

Las las una go go back to una real job

Want Nigeria to be like Lagos or Anambra?
Like for Lagos, share for Anambra

wiseone28:
When i start rollover next week if i no become a millionaire i will will quit bet

lol. you can’t win Alabi in the long run. I can bet my two balls that you can’t survive 4 days roll over no matter the strategy you employ. And if you manage to do it ( which is mostly impossible, ) 99% chances are that you will still lose it all to him, . Been there back then. Best na to count your loss, lick your wounds and move on.




How to overcome betting addiction easily
1. Book 20 different games but don’t put money . Monitor the result then judge yourself .
2. Play only weekend kickoffs with 100 naira no matter the temptation . Please there is nothing like bet what you can afford to lose, it’s a lie! We all want to win all the time. Even if person loses 1 naira in this Buhari time ,deep down e go pain person!
3.now redirect same energy you use on betting to another kind of hustle,
4. Have it in mind that no matter what you will always lose in betting
Are people making it In getting ? Yes. What’s the percentage? 0.1/100

For every Ekitipikin and innobet( those that won millions of naira) , there are tens of millions losers out there..


Do I have job for you ? NO. But don’t waste your little resources . Betting kills creativity most time .


@wiseone28, the message is not for u only , I just used the opportunity to touch everyone who cares.
Y’all should Stop enriching the bookies .

Love you all.

Atleast add asking price, no be everyone go get time Dey contact you first .

If I buy this car pass 500k make I know wetin cause am . U Dey wine me

2elliot:
Two Yoruba men caused me to sleep in police cell, which was my first and only experience visiting the police station since I always try to be law abiding. That experience was so terrible that I still get nightmares just thinking about it. I was so angry and determined in my heart to hate the Yorubas. But then, I changed my mind. I remember my experience while I was travelling for NYSC. I got to Kogi state so late in the night because our vehicle broke down on the way, and at a certain junction, all vehicles stopped plying. I was scared because it was so dark and lonely. I was pulling my luggage which was making noise, and was praying to God to protect me. I was still trekking when someone flashed me a torch from a dark corner. My heart almost cut. He shouted and asked who I was, and so I answered that I was a corper who was stranded. He felt pity for me and asked me to wait for him. And he went and brought a bike and asked me to enter. This good Yoruba Samaritan drove me to my destination which was over 20minutes. When i checked the time, it was alread 1AM in the morning. I couldn't believe myself. I was so thankful. He even declined to collect the fare. So, guys, despite all the bants here, I still hold the Yorubas in high esteem. What I am learning is to judge individuals based on their character and not a whole tribe. My own elder brother hates Akwai Ibom people because of what one of them did to him, which caused him to be depressed and suicidal at the time.

Hmm

falcon01:
exactly there's no way you make an agreement with an okada man and he'll hike the price, the only instance is when you ask him to branch somewhere, stay here, stay there, collect this and in his mind he'll be making new calculations and adding prices, infact common sense should tell you to compensate him for changing the course of the ride.

even if you ask Hausa guy to wait here and there, trust me he won’t hike the price when you finally get to your destination. But as you said, common sense demands that he should be compensated..

OptimmusPrimme:
Shut up your mouth! There’s no way you will agree on price with any Hausa/Fulani man and he’d later turn around to reneged on the agreement. We all know the only stupid ethnicity that is fond of doing such.

I have never seen any of your stupid people correcting themselves in any wrongdoing. You will always team up to cover your crimes & wrongdoings.

Stupid people with entitlement mentality. They will go and start trouble and when the consequences of their ill-thought actions boomerang, they’ll start running helter-skelter trying to play the victim.

Their vacuous ancestors did the same thing and 3Million souls were slaughtered at the abattoir.

I wish this incident had occurred in the core North so that the Hausa/Fulanis could impart into your empty skulls - the bitter lessons that would have rebooted & corrected the evil ideological indiscipline & decadence that you inherited from your hairy-gorilla-chestbeating & yam-legged parents.

Abi o
Honestly , I don’t think an Hausa/Fulani man can change the price you both have agreed on.
For dem, agreement is an agreement.
Infact , if Goddy had talked to him nicely and begged, I’m sure the matter wouldn’t have escalated ..

Generally Hausa/Fulani people are nice in respective of their jobs. But I just hate their religion extremism sha..


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