Searay's Posts

Nairaland Forum › Searay's Profile › Searay's Posts

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 (of 115 pages)

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs France: (3 - 5) On Pens In U-17 Women's World Cup 4th Oct 2012 by searay(m): 6:08pm On Oct 04, 2012

executinal: When will Nigeria everlly do good [b]in[/s] international level??

Man know thyself

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs France: (3 - 5) On Pens In U-17 Women's World Cup 4th Oct 2012 by searay(m): 5:33pm On Oct 04, 2012

Hey! Sexkillz nearly score for the flamigoes

Foreign Affairs › Re: Romney And Obama: Who Won The First Debate? by searay(m): 5:26pm On Oct 04, 2012

See Nigerians making noise here. What do Nigerians know about debate?
Can Nigerians denate without insult?
I overheard Tinibu calling Mimiko "an ingrate".

Jokes Etc › Breaking News From IRAN by searay(op): 4:04pm On Oct 04, 2012

الي ببببب لللل ل ل للللتتتففف ااتغتاتاتاتا سسسحححححح سسسس سسس سس س س سسبقلا اا اا بننن شئ يي يي ىةاتف للب نتعل غقفث صشئ ةت متن ببب بب بب قف غ ه محرث تثسعسز
If I hear anything, I report same.

1 Like

Sports › Re: FIFA Ranking: Super Eagles Drop To 13th In Africa by searay(m): 1:07pm On Oct 04, 2012

But wait a minute, how Fifa dey take do the ranking? Teams where never play go dey climb.

Politics › Re: Patience Jonathan Leaves German Hospital, Checks Into Hotel by searay(m): 9:40am On Oct 04, 2012

Thank God, Nigerian flag didn't fly at half mast

4 Likes

Politics › Re: Pictures Of Murdered Students Of Mubi Polytechnic by searay(m): 10:51pm On Oct 03, 2012

Jesus! People where get mind dey.hmmmmmmmm!

Christianity Etc › Re: 3 Types Of " Christians " On Nairaland by searay(m): 7:45pm On Oct 03, 2012

erad: This thread cracks me up... Now d so-called xtians here feel so insecured that they decided to form their own 'holier-than-thou' cliche. God is one... U think u are serving him properly? Think again cos one thing I'm very sure of is he won't judge anyone based on their online level of hypocrisy. He'll judge by the works of ur hands.

on the keyboard, typing rubbish as comments.

Christianity Etc › Re: 3 Types Of " Christians " On Nairaland by searay(m): 5:41pm On Oct 03, 2012

Please put the Garri peeps on the first group abeg.

Politics › Re: Mass Exodus From Mubi After Gunmen Kill Scores Of Students by searay(m): 6:16am On Oct 03, 2012

And Muslim in this forum still have the boldness to say that they are the religion of Piss. May the blood of these innocent citizens be upon them and all their online supporters. Amen.

ok MOD you can hide this one.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: UCL: FC Nordsjaelland Vs Chelsea (0 - 4) On Tuesday October-2-2012 by searay(m): 9:36pm On Oct 02, 2012

Havilah93: wetin dis ref dey blow sef

whistle

Limaoscar: That Mata's second goal and the exchanges before the goal na world class jor.

4 goals no be beans o!!!

it's garri

Islam › Re: Man Cuts-Off His Hands To Prevent Stealing (PHOTO) by searay(m): 7:36pm On Oct 02, 2012

Stealing is in the heart not the hands.
This is stupidity at it's best.

Food › Re: The Price Of Garri by searay(m): 6:13am On Oct 02, 2012

bbpreye: If GARRI brings life,
And SEXKID hates GARRI,
It can be deduced that,
SEXKID hates what?

a) Life
b) Garri
c) Sex
d) Himself

d) himself

1 Like

Politics › Re: Nigeria @52! Say Something Special And Positive About Her. by searay(m): 8:19pm On Oct 01, 2012

Venchy: Umm...you are talking absolute TRASH, how can NIGERIANS say God bless Nigeria when there's no food in their plate or belle?

There's a social welfare in US & UK to help people from hunger but what has Nigerian leaders left for their citizens?

That's a question for you to answer if you really know why people say God Bless their country.

Unbelievable comment....I leave in UK and average British san afford CHICKEN & CHIPS plus some of their rent been paid but what has our CROOK leaders offers, nothing but stealing public fund.

Your comment is very very annoying.

abeg no vex, kindly relocate to USA ot UK. Thx

Politics › Re: Are You Celebrating Nigeria @52? Your Reason And How !!!! by searay(m): 5:17pm On Oct 01, 2012

Just chilling with my garri soak in ice water, picking my Gnut one after the other.
God thankyou for making me a Nigerian.

Webmasters › Re: Weather Nigeria: First Local Weather App by searay(m): 5:07pm On Oct 01, 2012

Why you know produce something where go work for Nokia 3310? Or are you not producing it for Nigerians?

Jokes Etc › The Joke by searay(op): 4:48pm On Oct 01, 2012

It was the 1st dayof d 1st semester and a new direct entry student, Koffi, A Ghanaian,
joined d history class here in Delta
State University Abraka. The
lecturer said; let's begin today's
leisure by reviewing some
Nigeria history.
The lecturer asked; who said i shall return and die in the land of my fathers? The whole class went
silent. She saw a sea of blank faces
except Koffi, who had his hand up.
Koffi said; King Jaja of Opobo, 1875.
Very good. Said the lecturer. She asked again; who said,
the land use act will feed the
nation?. This time, again no response except from Koffi,
he stood up and said; Obasanjo,
1976. The lecturer snapped at the
class; class, you should be ashamed of yourselves.
Koffi, who's from Ghana and new to our country knows more about it's history than you
do. What a shame!.
The lecturer immediately heard
a loud whisper; Ghana must go!
Who said that?. She demanded.
Koffi raised his hand up and said;
Buhari, 1984. At that point, a
student at the back scornfully
said; Hmm, you think you are
smart?. Theblecturer glared; all
right! Now, who said that?. Koffi
replied; Babangida to Abiola, 1992. Now furious,banother student yelled; oh yeah!
Eat this!. Koffi jumped out of his
chair, waved his hand and shouted at the lecturer; indian mistress,ngiving an apple to
Abacha, 1992. Now,nwith mob hysteria,nsomeone said; you
little shit. If you say anything else,
i'll kill you. Koffi yelled at the top of his voice; Chris Uba
to Ngige, 2004. The lecturer fainted. As the class gathered
around her on the floor, a female
student said; oh shit, we are in big
trouble!. Koffi whispered;
Chimaroke Nnamani, Ayodele
Fayose and Lucky Igbinedion 2007. A male student
angrily said; Don't answer him, he is a fool. Koffi smiled
and said; Obasanjo to IBB, 2011. All the students quickly took to
their heels.
Happy independent guys

Romance › Re: 5 Deadly Terms Used By Woman by searay(m): 3:24pm On Oct 01, 2012

ayobase: Na lie.....all of una no dey guilty.
The guilty ones are yet to show up....we know them!

Mrs Chima?

Politics › Re: Nigeria @52! Say Something Special And Positive About Her. by searay(m): 3:17pm On Oct 01, 2012

O God of creation,
Direct our noble cause;
Guide our Leaders right:
Help our Youth the truth to know,
In love and honesty to grow,
And living just and true,
Great lofty heights attain,
To build a nation where peace and justice
reign.

Jokes Etc › Re: Expecting A Surprise From The Presidency Today by searay(op): 3:08pm On Oct 01, 2012

Lagusta: Well, sorry, he disappointed you!!!

hmmmmmmmmmmm! No comment

Jokes Etc › Expecting A Surprise From The Presidency Today by searay(op): 7:31am On Oct 01, 2012

The First Day Of The Year, GEJ surprised Nigerians By Removing Subsidy On fuel, On Democracy Day He Changed UNILAG Into MAULAG. Just In case GEJ sells Nigeria To China ~~Tomorrow~~ today Being Independence Day, My New Name Is "Fun Chin Chi No". All documents remain valid

Christianity Etc › Re: Praise/worship Songs In Your Language by searay(m): 5:05pm On Sep 30, 2012

Abasi mmi,
k'ini nsedo ke ofri iso isong,
baba owo efen ibietke fi oooo (DC)

Jokes Etc › Re: A Letter By An Akwa Ibom Babe by searay(m): 1:03pm On Sep 30, 2012

PretiEbony:

Jokes Etc › Re: This Page Is For Sale!!!! by searay(m): 12:02pm On Sep 30, 2012

Mi kum ne the muan dem acall Searay, da bomboklaaaaat Mods banned me for no bomboklatt reason. I n I kum bekom Garri martyr. How long shall dem ~~sexkillz~~ ban our Prophets?

Politics › Re: Bomb Blast And Gunshots At Gaskiya Quarters Zaria by searay(m): 11:28am On Sep 30, 2012

Why must bad news always make it to the front page?
ThREAD CLOSED!

Literature › Re: Do Animals Think?? by searay(m): 8:49am On Sep 30, 2012

all4naija: Let's call it 'survival instincts' by connotation. I think it can easily pass for instincts than anything else.

thinking leads also to survival.

Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs Colombia (3 - 0): U-17 Women's World Cup On Saturday Sept-29-2012 by searay(m): 8:42am On Sep 30, 2012*

learn: no vex, these nigerian babes dont look under 17 ohhhh, but the Colombian sides look 14, 15 and even heard one is 13
anyway we shaa win
see u , naija vs france

obadiah777: THAT NIGERIAN GOALKEEPER IS AT LEAST 50 YEARS OLD. I KNOW HER. SHE IS FROM MY VILLAGE. HER KIDS ARE IN OBAFEMI AWOLOWO UNIVERSITY

learn: no vex, these nigerian babes dont look under 17 ohhhh, but the Colombian sides look 14, 15 and even heard one is 13
anyway we shaa win
see u , naija vs france

I thought the Optician had solve these your eyes problem. Clean your eyes and check again.
ThREAD CLOSED!

Nairaland General › If You Are Choosen To Be God's Assistant, What Would Your First Project Be? by searay(op): 7:09am On Sep 30, 2012

If I'm priviledge to assist God directly, I will:
1. Open the eyes of all Nigerians to see the beauty of this country
2. Circumcise their lips to always speak good about themselves.
3. Purify their heart to always perceive good.
What will do?

Food › Re: The Price Of Garri by searay(m): 9:20pm On Sep 29, 2012

Rick9: Just finish drinking garri. Mehn what can ieva do without Garri ?

I wonder how life would have been without Garri.
ThREAD CLOSED!

Literature › Re: Do Animals Think?? by searay(m): 11:20am On Sep 29, 2012

all4naija: Isn't that part of their instincts? If not, what are ants instincts?

ask google

Politics › Re: Flooded Area In Benue State, From The Air by searay(m): 10:44am On Sep 29, 2012

dasparrow: Are you both this shamelessly illiterate and unexposed that you cannot differentiate a genuine picture from a photoshopped picture? Why are some of you so quick to shout 'photoshop' if when the picture is clearly not photoshopped? I am going to post some more pictures of the flooded areas because maybe that picture the OP posted is too small for you to see the extent of the damage.

Can't you air your view without showing everyone how r.e.t.a.r.d.e.d your brain is? Learn to respect. I commented based on my observation.

waja: . For what?

for failing to meet and settle the rain makers.

And

This has affected the price of
[quote author=Garri][/quote]

Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Dangote Group: Graduate Trainee Driver Job Vacancies by searay(m): 10:29am On Sep 29, 2012

Lomoni13: I just received a text msg calling for the dangote Drivers Interview. has anyone received same?

I'd received. But I'm yet to make up my mind.
ThREAD CLOSED!

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 ... 100 101 102 103 104 105 106 107 108 (of 115 pages)