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Goshen360: 1 Corinthians 11What about the Arch Bishops? |
On a wedding day,the bride ALWAYS puts on white probably because that's d most happiest day of her life. Well then,who knows why the GROOM(most times) wear BLACK? Is it compulsory for Groom to wear black on a wedding day? What does (could) BLACK signify? NLders help me out. |
lanetrips: Dear LORD,when will all these end?Whenever you Nigerians want it to end. I'd finished creation many years ago, so I'm still resting. |
I wouldn't ask anybody to stop killing. I'm just just waiting for the next census figure for the North. |
Lovine: RUBBISH! It really means Lord Of LoveGod is love while Lucifer is lust |
Lol= Lord of Lords |
My Mum once told me when you want to marry, marry a woman is not lazy, a woman that will loves you, cook well for for you, care about you and makes you happy at night. With this, i can never have any problem with my Mum. No good mother will allow his son to perish in the hand of a woman. Mercy should search herself. Though my Papa's mother wicked oooooo |
Just viewing |
I once went to conduct a deliverance service for a brother's family, i went there with a bottle of annoiting oil which got broken due to the severity of the situation before the actual deliverance. The devil can be trickish sometimes so I prefer going with the spiritual anoiting oil(the unseen one) |
R2bees: am sorry u lack sense of humourAnd this is the yoke. E dey pain you abi? Joles of this nature can always make it to the back page |
salam001: tuwing what?,pls i dont want, what abt showkolate |
salam001: tuwing what?,pls i dont want |
salam001: Indeed,its not a joke,its torture!!!,God why did you allow me open this?!"Lol, Abeg stop crying, i buys you tuwing gum |
Prease where is the jokes. D you thinking that i am raughing Laugh? |
WHO IS THE MOST FOOLISH AMONG THE FOLLOWING?. 1. Someone who eats at a restaurant and washes the plates after eating. 2. Someone who greets a person inside a T.V. 3. Someone who takes a block of ice and looks for a spot where it is dripping. 4. A Nurse who wakes up a sick sleeping person to give him or her sleeping pills because he or she forgot to take them. 5. Someone who turns off a radio or lowers the volume of the radio to read a text message. 6. Someone who goes with a spanner to a bank to open an account. |
Series22: U try, but all dis jokes about akpors is geting irritatingBros, na my first time oooooo, |
KwoiZabo: Why must they wait until something happens before they start combing hideouts or how are we sure they are actually robbers or BOKO?so you are not sure? I don't think innocent people can engage the JTF for about 5hours. But anything is possible in Nigeria |
... And they will be deported to where? |
Letter to Bill Gates from Akpors.. To: Bill Gates Microsoft From: Akpors Subject: Problems with my new Computer. Dear Mr Bill Gates, We have bought a computer for our home and we have found some problems, which i want to bring to your notice: 1. There is a button 'start' but there is no 'stop' button. We request you to check this. 2. One doubt is whether any 'rescooter' is available in system? I find only 'recycle' but i own a scooter at my home. 3. There is 'find' button but it is not working. My wife lost the door key and we've tried alot to trace the key with this 'find' button, but was unable to trace. Pls, rectify this problem. 4. My child learnt 'MICROSOFT WORD' now he wants to learn 'MICROSOFT SENTENCE', so when will you provide that? 5. There's MICROSOFT OFFICE, what about MICROSOFT HOME since i use the PC at home. 6. I bought computer, cpu, mouse & keyboard, but there is only one icon which shows 'My Computer', when will you provide the remaining items? Last one Mr. Bill Gates Pls sir, how is it that your name is Bill Gates but you're selling WINDOWS? I think your name should rather be Bill Windows Regards, Akpors.. |
honeypie311: Even if any apocalyptic happenings will occur, it won't be water destruction this time but FIRE!Then I will construct an act made up of fire extinguisher |
xtgozie: Contoversial singer cum producer, Gabriel Amanyi popularly known as Terry G, has been declared wanted by the Nigeria Police in relation to a hit-and-run incident in Ikeja Lagos, last Friday.@Bolded |
First Comment after ban. Hip hip hip! Huuuuuraaaaaaaaay *Different faction emerging from BH is a sign of defeat. Kudos to our security agents. This is how the fall of MEND starts. *...and where is Amnesty International now that military and security bases are attacked? I trust the NAF. |
This is good news. Nigeria is a great nation. |
The true cause of unfaithful is the "UN" that is in "FAITHFULNESS" |
Genetic Mutation |
32nd to comment. I don't want to comment unless I'm the 1st tho V. Moses made the right choice. |
Work on your self esteem bashr8: can you point out one lie in that article, that article just repeated what we all already know unless you dont reside in nigeria. |
97th to comment. Stories like this always make me mad. Telling me that N.A lacks the basic training to fight in the frontline is an insult. Ok, since we are not capable, I think they should allowed us to rest. Manning check point and loading trucks is an insults to us as a people( i know some Nigerians are too blind to see). On a good note, I think the number of widows and orphans that will have increase as a result of this encounter will be reduce. Even without being train, Nigerians ontheir own can still fight and defeat the Malian Islamist. Remember: 1. Mend 2. BH 3. During the Afgan war, Nigerian were discovered to be engaging the Americans severely and now the US army is seeking for Nigerians to join their arm forces. This news is false, unreliable, a product of malice and is from the sponsors of the Malian Islamist who are scare of the Nig Army. ThREAD CLOSED! |
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