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Weather you support the Super Eagles or not, they will win this cup this time.

(1) Make sure you give her MONEY always
(2-100.) Repeat step one continuously till it gets to 100 .Good Morning my people.

Yes! But only in the dream.

Ramcie: " where did she got all this pregnant " indeed

the pregnants was got bought at Alba Market

Ramcie: " where did she got all this pregnant " indeed

the prenants was got bought at Alba Market

Stabbing 1,2,3...76 times? Na lie! At no. 40 him suppose tire. Pathologist, pls further your education.

There's never any dull moment for me because the keyboard is always there with me. If during the msg, I'll quietly go to the console and my Pastor will understand.

This Liberians can still equalize.
Put more effort- my headmaster used to say.

otokx: we need a new jersey

and new legs

mimifonwon: [/color][/color]


lmaooo who ever wrote this thing you posted on here must be high on drugs. guy you try sha with this fiction..chai i would give you an award, but i dont reward stupidity. anyone who hasnt studied igbo history would actually believe this nonsense, but your info its half baked, the igbos you speak of with aro origin a bit were slaves to the igbos, therefore they were called osu- outcast usually gotten during war as collateral. so my dear stop putting excerpts here without explaining the context. The first info i higlighted in red you falsified, cannot find it anywhere, so prove me wrong it has nothing to do with the link you put only the last part i highlighted in purple are part of that link. So next time know that there are people more tech savy than you, dont feed any body that their grandfather is traditional priminister that nonsense, cuz i know more about igbo culture than you could ever. btw am not even igbo.lmao.aint that sad a yoruba gal has to correct you. mtchewww inyamiri!! onye arolala!!

I strongly believe that some of the igbos were slave to the Annangs (no written evidence). A place called Abak (fully called Abak Ikot Agwan meaning Abak the place of fight or the the battle field) is generally believe to be a place where the Annang and Igbo wars used to take place. The Ibgos were drove out of the place but the still have some remnant- the Ikot Okoro meaning the people of Okoro or Okoro's people. There are still certain names in my village which we do not know the meaning which had force us to believe that our original language has been lost. Eg Ucha, Enyinna, Uchendu, Akifa, Akii, Abebe, Bob etc. I'm not a historian though.

Antivirus92: thanks for ur correction. But to be sincere,i don't mean to sound ethnocentric here. It maybe as a result of how you understood the post or may be what you've been habouring for me

you've already sounded like one

Dangote thx 4 inviting me, but I have to be different from my father

abiL: The people that I've seen with half their b[u]m out in the open for the world to see are:

• people that deceive themselves and buy clothes in sizes that are too small for their fat behind.

• lesbians

• people that can't afford a belt

much said.
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This statement must win the "Joke of the year" 2012 award.
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The security agents are on top of the situation.
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(1)At a wedding in a church, the Pastor said to the congregation; is there any man or woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on?. You may say it now or forever remain silent. A guy stood up at the back of the church and started walking towards the altar in anger. The bride fainted, the groom ran out of th church. The Pastor gave the guy microphone to say his mind. The guy said; Pastor, i don't need your microphone, please tell your ushers to respect themselves and mind their business. They are hitting me on my head all in the name of trying to wakeme up from sleep. I can't take that anymore o....
At a wedding in a church, the Pastor said to the congregation; is there any man or woman here who knows anything that will make this wedding not to go on?. You may say it now or forever remain silent. A guy stood up at the back of the church and started walking towards the altar in anger. The bride fainted, the groom ran out of th church. The Pastor gave the guy microphone to say his mind. The guy said; Pastor, i don't need your microphone, please tell your ushers to respect themselves and mind their business. They are hitting me on my head all in the name of trying to wakeme up from sleep. I can't take that anymore o....

Goldenheart: i wil advice nt to watch it but if u insist gimme ur mail, i wil post d link....

i don't still believe this story, this my mail, savkifas4c@yahoo.com

candygosh: I'd say 25,26 for females and maybe 27/28 for males.
Except otherwise...

then I go declare age now

Good afternoon, Ladies and Gentlemen. This is your captain (Searay) welcoming you on board of Nigeria Airways. We apologize for the four-day delay in taking off, it was due to bad weather and some overtime I had to put in at the bakery. This is flight 126 to Lagos.
Landing in Lagos is not guaranteed, but we will end up somewhere in the south. If luck
is in our favor, we may even be landing on your village!
Nigeria Airways has an excellent safety- record. In fact our safety standards are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with us!
It is with great pleasure; I announce that since starting this year over 50% of our passengers have reached their destination.
If our engines are too noisy for you, on passenger request, we can arrange to turn them off!
To make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable, we serve complimentary Bongo tea and Okin biscuits! For our not-so-religiou s passengers, we are the only airline who can help you find out if there really is a God!
We regret to inform you, that today’s in-flight movie will not be shown as we forgot to record it from the television. But for our
movie buffs, we will be flying right next to Al Barka, where their movie will be visible from the right side of the cabin window.
There is no smoking allowed in this plane.
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through the landmark!
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arm of your seat …and for those of you who can’t find a seat, do not hesitate to get in touch with a stewardess who will explain
how to fasten yourself to your suitcase."
Enjoy Nigeria Airways!

Yes and No.
depending on the motive of the wearer and how she is wearing it.

dvdon: [color=#990000][/color]THREAD CLOSED
Reccomendation: include milk and sugar in your garri instead of your normal peppe and maggi.

Bros, u no sabi anything. Garri always goes with groundnut or palm kernel.

Is this suppose to be a joke?

Obinoscopy: Translation: Boko Haram are threatening to go on strike. They are insisting that the number of virgins be increased to 100

thankyou, u go sch well

larride: Lord, I will Never View A Thread by this OP anymore, Please Forgive Me

then prepared to be ban and...

@OP, have you not started since?

[quote author=ndu_chucks]True Nigerian at home and in diaspora alike, are bitter,but the OP asks a question about those in diaspora[/quote]Bros, with my g:a:r:r:i, i'm not bitter.

toygod2: are u stupidly mad?.......*question 1*

stupid? Yes, very small
mad? Garri madness.[quote author=MOGUL.O]Yes u are!


Toydog![/quote]

[quote author=Ileke-IdI]No prob.

So what job did God give Adam before Eve was coughed up?[/quote]His job was to name all the animals on earth. Adam was a "NAMER"
I try?
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PretiEbony: Na garri dey worry yhu or wetin??.?

yes oooooo, na 5 cups for this evening. Iyammi!

Jojo Armani: I for learn dis arabic wen dis woman dey teach am o o o
*dailing my arabic teacher no*

I will be back wit her to read dis.

i can help you out but...

Freiburger: Stop dissing people you dont know and never met. Not every Nigerian is silly like yourself and Tinubu.

i'm not surprise, it is in your blood, u hardly air your view without insult.

[quote author=MOGUL.O]Another garri MADMAN







Nonsense!!![/quote]you should have thank me for the info