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tallestbishop: In Nigeria a deputy governor will resign? Maybe the governor is not giving him his own percentage

The man was just a figure head, nothing for him.
Anytime Akwa Ibom is quiet, something must happen.
I wish him well in his future endevour.

[quote author=miss-sweety86]I have no clue why I get biten by mosquitoes more than any other person with me, but they all appreciate the fact that they don't get many bites in my presence. My boyfriend used to say that he doesn't get biten by mosquitoes because he's black so they can't see him, whereas I'm white and so mosquitoes can see me ;-)! Apparently not so true lol[/quote]you are white? Who told you?

Abeg any wrestling channel?

Pls where is the joke?

No

23rd December

Sweetnecta: ^^^You meant the christian will see Jehovah.

You have to be consistent in your choice of language region.

I am sure that you must have heard of Cat Steven of the 1970s rock era?


He is now a muslim and definitely if he were talking to his children in his native English, he will say God to mean Allah.


Muslims who enter Paradise will see The FACE OF ALLAH as The Greatest Reward.
Those muslims who were hypocrites will see THE FACE only ONCE before entering Hell Fire.
The seeing jut Once for the briefest of time is a punishment because they now have seen what is the Greatest Reward and will never see THIS REWARD again.

It will hurt [in the Greatest of Degree] in a similitude of seeing something you want of enjoyment in this life, but never you can get to it or made available to you [you love it but you never gonna get it].

Something like that. The enjoyments in Paradise is nothing to SEEING THE FACE OF ALLAH CONSTANTLY. I pray that all humans on earth now and those to come have this Greatest Reward. Amin.


This is available except those who do not want THE REWARD. I am sure all of us want good things.

as in, they will see for what? To collect the 77 virgins?

What pains me much is that, they will not support yet then wouldn't keep quiet.

pastormustwacc: Ability to speak good english or pidgin english, ability to bewitch people (to turn to mumu), see vision (with withcraft or any means at all - does not even matter to the congregation) - just tell the congregation that God says - and when it happens - they will start testifying that God is really using that pastor - and your church will grow very very fast, do miracles (using any means - just tell them it is God that did the miracle) - in fact, better than seeing vision sef - you will become as popular as the you-know-who, and yes, you should have good convincing gifts for people to drop large sums of money (they will teach you this if you dont already know this).

Am i missing anything?? Yes, you should be a born-again christian and preferably from a good christian home (know what i mean)?

BTW you dont need to know how to dance azonto or alanta (that one na value-added service).

in addition, ability to speak in tongues.

She was not arrested? Then wetin she dey fine for London? I hear say them grap am with £400,000. Thank no be Aluu.

Akwa Utd till death do us part. But I refuse to die oooooo

It's because you always sleep in the MOSQUE- the home of MOSQUitos

The 3rd to comment. Hip hip hippppppppppppp?
I wish them quick recovery.

Sunchris: Yea, Osun governor tries. He solidly establishd free education with complete proivision of computers, books and educatn accessaries, even rehabilitated all old structures in Osun Schools.

But then, Osun is the state with highest number of unserious students in the world. They are poor accademmically.

May be this happen two months ago. Still doubting.

I am a saint

In cases like this, the constitution law of Moses should be implemented/applied.
Eye for an eye.

[quote author=bbpreye.]So how will this sad news affect the price of garri in Taraba state?

Was the Jet a private Jet?

Did he die after the crash?

These are unanswered questions.[/quote]Rather ask if the aircraft was carrying g.a.r.r.i?

Can we remember this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/1066757/predictions-last-quarter-year

mojounited: Edita iwa in Ibibio/Efik

mmkpasika in Annang

So Okada has been ALUUed out of Lagos.
ThREAD CLOSED!

By the time I noticed that searay was omitted on the list above, I knew this was a FAKE one.

I know that I wouldn't be wrong if I attribute this to Poverty and Slavery.

olushaggy: I guess here people will rather look for #5 change for convenience sake....

bros na true ooooo, but as the youth president na almost fight with elders to minimixe some offertory.

Public holidays almost every week. Please what are we celebrating next month?
ThREAD CLOSED!

gabriel212: Am a Celestial Family.
At the Church entrance, the service conductor lead in prayer.
1. We sing our hymn to entre the Church
2. The Candle in the Altar is kindle
3. We knee down to bow for the GOd of host
4. Prayer for forgivness of sin
5. We rise up on our knee to sing from our hymn book x 6ce
6. At the end of each hymn we wil pray fervently
We read 1st lesson of the day from the Old testament and 2nd lesson from the new testament
7. Announcement
8. The creed
9. Sermon
10. Offering
11. Thanks giving
12. Closing hymn( song of blessing from our hymn book)
13. Seven Halleluyah to 4 corners of the Earth
14. We sing out from to the Church entrance
15. The service conductor pray the closing prayer
16. Seven Halleluyah to 4 corners of the Earth
17. Enter the Church for Short prayer and close for the day. HALLELUYAH

how many Halleluyah to Nigeria?

For my Church:
0. Sunday school
1. Opening prayers
2. Hymns
3. Praise and worship
4. Songs of praise and offertory
5. Tithe
6. Special offering(from N2000 up)
7. Choir Ministrations(Main choir, women's choir, children's choir and the youths choir)
8. Sermon
9. Prophetic ministration(if there it is on a 1st Sunday- I love this part)
10.General Offertory
11. Offerring for the Pastor(at this point, I'll share my grace)
12. Offerring for the needy
13. Offerring for the national headquater
15. Offerring for the district
16. Offerring for the Area
17. Offerring for the PHCN supply
18. Offerring for the elders etc
19. Closing prayers
20. The grace

ItsModella: This is a joke. If this is indeed true, why did she not deem it fit to tell him that she was pregnant? Abeg jor, the story sounds fishy.

so another word "fishy" has come to replace g..a..r..r..i

Stellasmeza: Yes, I am

chai! Why now

Now N18000 a bag in my area.

Please don't forget to eat or sip GARy before you board an airplane oooo.