₦airaland Forum

As the Minister of Agriculture, Garri republic, let me assure all the G-peeps that all artificial hinderances to the production of garri has been taken care of. Enjoy garri with no fears.
God bless the G-Republic
searay
Hon Minister for agric

I'll blame myself for this, I don't respect this country.
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I'll still blame the Nigerian gov't for still sending more Nigerians for terrorist training in S. Arabia. I hope that they will live long enough to reap it's fruit.

Where is the joke?
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Photoshop at it's best.
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How I wish I am in Benue

Ohislee: No! No!! Mercy.....
If there is mercy in football records would not be made.

Go girls we need more goals joooor.......

messi not mercy

OMG! This is nice. Next
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Madness is sweet but the treking is always the problem.
I wish you goodluck because you will need it.
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Father, in the name of Jesus, mayaraboromaratatatatatamesharaitamayakoricametatata, lingramalintomesoturimeyecasariah. Amen.
Prophesy averted, The first lady can't die.

[quote author=Okija_juju]The God of GARRI, FUFU & Cassava Bread,will surely reward all those Garri Mujahadeens, GarriTalibans and Garri Harams who fought in this great Jihad against the western oppression of Seun and his band of Infidel mods..

No matter what they do to us, the Price of Garri shall never exceed 50 Naira a cup[/quote]Amen!
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tpapi: bros abeg which dialect b dis

Annang

So they(BH) have started again!? Bauchi should borrow a leaf from the people of Kaduna.
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Jak Awasi aliong Akwa Abasi Ibom State.
Happy birth to the land of my birth. Ado ok!

Zhenov: 'intense interrogation'...hmmm...i pity tht dude

the Ofrikpo go hear am

Christians can't riot because they are not bunch of ILLITERATES.
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Wetin dey happen yia?
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So... So... nobody man or woman enough in NL

alosiby92: 1) Seun: A hug!! and flash him a smile before fainting...oh and 1.5 million for wedding ceremony to the lady of his choice *coughs
2) Sexkillz: a piece of advice..write a book
3) Mukina: garri (and will ask why so many pics on celebrities make front page)
4) Ikenna: a question mark...don't know who he is..maybe he also deserves some garri..
5) OP aka Mr Searay: a punch in the face for this degree in joblessness that made you start a thread on such....

bros abeg oooooooooo

a. Punch on the face
b. Garri
c. A hug
d. N1.5M
e. Others(specify)

I ask again, if you guys are in a boat in the alantic ocean, can you be man or woman enough to sing "Mammy water power powerless power..."?

An Ex- Militant is celebrated today, tomorrow an Ex- Terrorist will be celebrated. Nigeria, a place where criminals are celebrated.
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[quote author=Donalð Genes]da ikpa! Akwa ibom ado okay
abeq add me mbok[/quote]iyammi! Adodie? Add me ooo

Now that Fashola is breeding another Boko haram-like, people will not complain

Your response please