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I'll blame GEJ for this, because facebook, twitter,2go, nairaland etc should have been ban in Nigeria in the first place.

Korrection: This morning...

next year

Jimatex: . Mr man,is it craim or claim. dumbass

dumb, dumbass, dumbest.
You is the dumbest

carlwheezer: can you find any nigerian living in BURUNDI[The poorest country in africa]?

yes! My pastor friend is there

Emilord: can u kindly look at ur statement again and probably guess wat ur gauge looks lyk

Ok simple, I am, gooder than u doeses

Emilord: can u kindly look at ur statement again and probably guess wat ur gauge looks lyk

Ok simple, I a, gooder than u doeses

Death is not the only path to heaven. Not everybody will experience death.

Some of you can't even spoke good Engrish here, then you will all craim to be educating.

[quote author=edogram.]When does this happen?[/quote]Year 2020

mkmyers45: why dont you sign up?

my father is there to handle things. Boko guys n their clans + including you go smell pepper.

There's only one way- kill them all.
However, permit me to blame GEJ for not sending more and more troops to the north

Following what they have
described as an increase in the
number ofunmarried youths in
their community, the Traditional
Parliament inImo State is currently
looking at a motion which seeks to
harmonize the fee to be paid as
bride pricein all communities in the
state.
The motion, which is entitled,
“Motion on the Harmonization of
the Marriage Institution inImo”,
was moved by Eze Duru Okwudor
and Eze Obi II of Okwudor in Njaba
Local GovernmentArea alongside
other traditional rulers, and the
Traditional Parliament, inOwerri,
has passed its first resolution on it.
According to Okwudor, high pride
price and difficulties involved in the
process of traditional marriage are
some of the reasons for a change in
the system. He also noted that the
behaviour of some parents and
community leaders on the issue of
bride price during marriage was a
source of worry to young adults. In
his words, “What obtains in the
marriage institution today leaves
much to be desired. It is as if the
parents want to sell their
daughters. If this is allowed to
continue it will translate into a big
problem to our youths who want
to marry.”
While the motion has been
seconded by some of his colleagues
such as Eze Ekperechukwu of
Obowo, others, like Eze Ekwueme
Ekwueme, the Ochia of Ohaji
Ebgema, opposed the motion and
urged the parliament to allow
communities to decide on thebride
price. His reason: it would be out of
place for the traditional rulers to
decide for parents, who had spent
much in training their daughters,
on how much to collect forbride
price.
Well, whatever they decide, a lot of
non-indigenes are interested to
know if the new bride price – if
introduced – will be applicable to
brides that will be married off to
non-indigenes as well!
http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/too-many-unmarried-youths-imo-state-might-introduce-uniform-bride-price/

Now this is my excuse:
I'll blame GEJ for...

For this country, power pass power.
Iyammi!

phraze: Heartless Company. Shutdown the Company jare. They ordered the Shootin. The Workers had the right to protest.... Aparthied Police Men.

With matchetes, spears, club and fire arms?

naijacutee: What an embarrassment. Human life does't mean anything to you?

The police has lost 2 of their officers tothese striking workers already. I only hope police no be human.

No one word can describe my Mother

On behalf of myself and my browser, I appologise to the 40laptop crew for all the ...
However I blame GEJ for the light.

searay: I have been hearing of improve power here and there, for goodness sake where is it happening? I'm in Akwa Ibom North West and for the past 2weeks I haven't seen a flash. Where is the power? Or am I alone on this.

Or NIGEIRIA as usual is yet to reach Akwa Ibom

I'll personally go for the 2nd stanza. Check out the lyrics:

O God of creation
Direct our noble cause
Guide thou our leaders right
Help our youth the truth to know
In love and honesty to grow
And living just and true
Great lofty heights attain
To build a nation where peace
And justice shall reign.

I have been hearing of improve power here and there, for goodness sake where is it happening? I'm in Akwa Ibom North West and for the past 2weeks I haven't seen a flash. Where is the power? Or am I alone on this.

If they fail to qualify, the rate of heart attack and other heart related issues in the country willl reduce during the AFCON tournament and we will all return to the drawing board

Where's the joke?

The All Nigeria Peoples Party on
Tuesday said corruption and
mismanagement is the major
reason why Nigeria failed at the
just concluded Olympic Games in
London.
The party in a statement signed by
its National Publicity Secretary,
Hon. Emma Eneukwu, also advised
President Goodluck Jonathan’s
administration to probe the
corruption in the sports sector and
save the country from similar
shame in the future.
ANPP said the FG should carry out a
sincere investigation into why the
sum of N1.9 billion was disbursed
late to the country’s Olympic
contingents, as alleged by the
National Sports Commission.
It insisted that eminent sports
personalities, including past
Olympic Games participants should
be summoned to a roundtable to
discuss what went wrong and
suggest how best to move the
nation forward.
The party suggested that
allegations of fraud, favoritism and
foul play by the nations’ sports
officials before and during the
Olympics should be properly
probed with a view to punishing
culprits.
The statement reads:
“It is a fact that the Olympics is
about marketing culture through
sports and showing the world that
one’s country is modern and has an
unbridled aspiration to greatness.
Therefore, in view of our great
party’s belief that Nigeria deserves
to be the clear and unambiguous
leader of Africa, the leader of the
black world and a major leader in
the world, the All Nigeria Peoples
Party was disappointed to witness
this abysmal failure.
“We believe that it is a sign of the
collapse of the nation’s sports
superstructure. Not only is this
great nation face-to-face with the
heart-rending fact that the
government of the day does not
inspire the youths, the most
heinous is that it has allowed the
cancerous corruption in the system
to seep into this youth-oriented
sector.
“Today, schools are licensed
without giving thought to the
presence of sports facilities. The
talented ones jet out of the country
to play for other nations because
the government has no robust,
private sector driven sports
competitions, clinics and projects.
Our sports professionals are in
despair because of lack of upgrade,
equipment and adequate funding
as at when due.
“ In fact this government does not
have a well articulated and
sustainable sports policy that is
ambitious and in consonance with
international best practices in
sports development.”
Culled: The Nation

Why? No! The North should be totally destroy

Just heard this on Radio Nigeria, any confirmation yet?

Mmu 'ma fien (Annang- Akwa Ibom)

@OP
you been want show yourself there abi? You think say, you dey NL, where you fit do any anyhow? You, where dey criticise army say, dem no sabi deal with BH, u for hear am today. Thk ur lucky star.

So the innocents are allowed to carry Guns and bombs in the north.

Where is the money?