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I demand to know why my thread has been locked

occam: loan ke? u wan take my money carry ashawo and do politics. No o

bros no follow me ooo, i don applied for twice now

redsun: I wonder! He can take up the offer,save up some money,buy the equipments u suggested and set tjp his own small scale business.

Staying for long without a paid job is demoralizing and brain numbing,while the reverse is the case even with a low paid job.

Keep wondering. You succk!

tayejay: There's nothing wrong wit des offers. Its better dan having des graduates partake in crime. After all, we see Nigerian graduates, males and females do dis in d western countries. Our graduates should b encouraged rather dan looked dwn on, 2 take up any opportunity, they are usually meant 2 b stepping stones and dis will promote disciplines on our roads and reduce rate of accidents. Remember, an idle mind is d devils abode and anyone who doesn't wrk will nt eat.

better how? When there'll be amnesty

Tadup: he should have offered for more decent position. Such as bsc truck supervisors, bsc truck tracking officers etc.

i would hv finished applying by now

occam: why not buy improved seed varieties from IITA, get a land and start farming. And if you studied animal husbandry set up a poultry or goat rearing. Politics? SMH

i'll gladly take a loan of 200K. This is my email: savkifas4c@yahoo.com

So with my B.Agric, i go apply? Na lie. Instead, I go join politics or MEND/BH equivalent

nikkyshyne: I guess

u no sure

kama1210: It means, The server is amazed at ur sudden improvemt, they tot you were a dumb.

I'm glad it's just a thought. But amazed at wat improvement?

@OP, this measures are good especially if u r acting film. For real life, i fear ooooo.

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Nairaland you are funny.

I'm not surprise, they started as a joke and will end up being a joke.

BH claimed responsibility. This no be news now. It's easy to claim responsibility.
In fact I also claim my own.

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[quote author=Yours GEJ,]and I will set up a committee to look into your committee's report [/quote]and a special indepedent commitee will be set up to look into the report of your commitee

nikkyshyne: *phew* Thank God I am not a fool.

U sure?

I'll pick my Mum.
Others can be aquire over and over again.

@Op, u r doing it my own style. So this is how hin dey do person.

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1:You are squatting in a friends
house and you went and bought a car.
2:You are a tenant with 4 cars.
3:You are an undergraduate,using pocket money to buy BB,LCD TV and home theatre.
4:You travel by bus from lagos to
sokoto (24hrs journey) and you
invite a lady who is not your
wife to come and you will pay the
flight ticket.
5:The house where your Mother
lives is leaking water when rain falls and you are changing BB curve to bold,to porshe and cars.
6:You are a copper with
#19,000 allowance using Nokia
2700c and you are borrowing
#30,000 to make up the #19,000 and buy BB,cos your friends
are using BB.
7:You wear okirika and you are
buying #40,000 suits for a lady that is not your wife.
8:You borrowed #200 to eat
fried yam and akara,and you are
sending #1500 airtime to a lady
you met in a bus.
9:You said that you are looking for a serious relationship, but you are chasing a guy who said is saying that he's not yet ready to settle.
Feel free, add yours.

[quote author=~vicky~]happy hallucinating[/quote]thank youuuuuuu

Xionez: An asian with a clay jar . . . .though i thought she had 3 legs.

You must be a thief. Hw u fast see the jar sef?

Nairaland, Facebook, Twitter abd other social media are to be ban in Nigeria. GEJ stated this during an occassion held in honour of him as "the Most Insulted President in the world" and "the Most cursed Person on facebook".
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I saw it all as I was dreaming.

Convener, Save Nigeria Group,
Pastor Tunde Bakare, says the StateSecurity Service accused him of partisanship when he was invited by the service last Monday.
Bakare was invited by the SSS over his message penultimate Sunday, entitled, ‘How to Change
Government Peacefully and Make
Society Better’.
The Serving Overseer of Latter Rain Assembly said at a press conference in Lagos on Sunday the Director of SSS told him that he had become partisan.
Bakare said, “The state Director of
SSS asked me to tone down my
message, because in his words, I
had become partisan. I countered
his argument by saying that my
message has not changed since the days of the military.
“A corrupt, perverse, wasteful,
directionless and clueless
government is offensive to me and should be offensive to every
intelligent patriot in this nation. I
asked him if he considered my
activities and that of SNG in 2010
controversial and partisan when
we marched the streets of Abuja
and Lagos to protest the impunity
being meted out to then Vice-
President Goodluck Jonathan in the dying days of President Musa
Yar’Adua.
“He did not answer me. Now is the time to answer him and the likes of him who think partisanship is a spiritual sin or crime that must not be committed by clergymen.”
He said a partisan person meant
someone who actively supports a
party, cause or principle, stressing
that people who do not stand for
something, would fall for anything.
Bakare added, “Partisanship also
means one-sided or biased. The
message I preach are only biased in favour of righteousness, justice and truth.
“To this, I plead guilty because
there is nothing anyone can do
against the truth, but for the truth.
If I’m being asked to tone down my message because of perceived
partisanship, those asking me to do so have only succeeded in
precipitating a tone up.”
The lawyer, who was the vice-
presidential candidate for the
Congress for Progressive Change in the 2011 presidential election, said he was not against the person of President Goodluck Jonathan but against bad governance and corruption.
Culled: Punchng

Who is Bin gbagbo? I hardly heard anything abt him. F**kkkkkkkk

Adehwale: *holding cutlass* now! Where is that dude dat claims to have watched d match 30minutes earlier?

Abeg leave am, na for dream him watch.

China China China

Will you all shaaaaaaaraaaaaap?