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Son: “Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this beautiful girl!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?”
Son: “It’s Sandra, the neighbor’s
daughter”
Father: “Ohhh I wish you hadn’t
said that. I have to tell u something son, but you must promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister.”
The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later.
Son: “Daddy, I fell in love again n she is even hotter!”
Father: “That’s great son. Who is she?” Son: “It’s Angela, the other neighbor’s daughter.”
Father: “Ohhhh I wish you hadn’t said that. Angela is also your sister.”
This went on couple of times and the son was so mad, he went straight to his mother crying.
Son: “Mum, I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with six girls but I can’t date any of them because dad is their father!”
The mother hugs him affectionately and says: “My love, you can date whoever you want. Don’t listen to him. He isn’t your father.
(Adapted from Naijamayor)

Abeg, join me laugh ooo, see conversion btw OBJ & GEJ
GEJ: Baba, trouble dey oh!
OBJ: What is it Jona?
GEJ: It’s this short man that
removed Ete oh, he’s disturbing me.
OBJ: I know this people at the
hollow chamber. They are thieves and robbers. They steal the little money we give them and turn
around to disturb us for more. You know what you will do?
GEJ: No sir…
OBJ: Call Femi, to arrange small
change and tempt the guy.
GEJ: Like how much sir?
OBJ: $3m
GEJ: That’s too much oh.
OBJ: You are no longer a palm-wine tapper oh; you are the president of the most corrupt country on earth, the earlier you get that the better.
GEJ: Supposing he rejects it?
OBJ: Jona, He’s first a member of
PDP and a Nigerian. Look who is
not a thief here? Myself? Yourself? Sambo? David? Even among this other political parties who is not?
GEJ: You are right sir.
OBJ: Once Lawan collects the
money that is the end of the probe report and beginning of another case. Get any of this home video people to produce the film.
GEJ: Baba, you are the original “Evil Genius”
OBJ: O ti o….

This is a speech made by former
South African President P.W. Botha
to his Cabinet members about 27
years ago. It was reprinted by David G. Mailu for the Sunday Times, a S/A
Newspaper, on 18,1985.
"....We are not obliged even the leastto try to prove to anybody & to the Blacks that we are superior people.
We have demonstrated that to the Blacks in 1001 ways. The Republic of South Africa that we know of today has not been created by wishful thinking. We have created it at the expense of intelligence, sweat and blood......We do not pretend like
other Whites that we like Blacks. The fact that, Blacks look like human beings & act like human beings do not necessarily make them sensible human beings. Hedgehogs are not porcupines & lizards are not crocodiles simply bcuz they look alike. If God had wanted us to be equal to the Blacks, he would have created us all of a uniform colour & intellect. But he created us differently: Whites, Blacks, Yellow, Rulers & the ruled. Intellectually, we are superior to the Blacks; that has
been proven beyond any reasonable doubt over the years. I believe that the Afrikaner is an honest, God fearing person, who has demonstrated practically the right way of being......By now every one of us has seen it practically that the Blacks cannot rule themselves. Give them guns & they will kill each other. They are good in nothing else but making noise, dancing, marrying many wives & indulging in sex. Let
us all accept that the Black man is
the symbol of poverty, mental
inferiority, laziness and emotional
incompetence. Isn't it plausible?
Therefore that the White man is
created to rule the Black man....... And here is a creature (Black man) that lacks foresight....The average Black does not plan his life beyond a year..." What do you make of this speech?

What location? If it's d North go into bomb or anti- bomb making biz. That's what rolling over there.

So bomb that use to see in war film is now here with us and bombing is common and predictable. Hmmmmmm![color=#000099][/color]

Mother is the biggest gift of God to all human being Believe it or not she is the real Queen. She protect and care for her child. I wonder how life will have been without a mother. To one Mother, my Mother- a mother with the lion's heart, I love you. Happy Mother's day.

Now that this is over,my uncle can start travelling by air. If you are a doubter, continue. You will believe one day.

Pay your way to SA, get deported(free trans to come back)

Hunters? Very soon the hunters will be heading to Lagos -where there is enough land for hunting.
To the Nigerian Police: He who enjoy throwing stone into the market should be careful[color=#990000][/color]

Such shld hv bn sent 2 d bokoramic republic of Nigeria. Mtcheeeeeew

harmony5:
All through the eight tenure of Gov Attah, there was not a single incidence of kidnapping, high profile political assassination and elevation of cultism as a
normal culture in higher inst. All this vices are the creation of this Akpabio Govt. Gov Attah, even with the meager allocation he got, was able to maintain
peace in the state, laying a very solid foundation for 90% project with which this man ride on to become popular today. Tell me of what real and direct
impact will such project  as Ibom tropicana awarded at over N30b, would have on ordinary Akwa Ibom person, who don't even have a disposable income
after basic needs. Misplaced priority.

Man! Wake up and catch up with time. So na Govr Akpabio bring Kidnappin? Very soon u'll call him d founder of Boko Haram. Ubiak!

Whosoever that is responsible for this post should do more research about the subject matter. In Akwa Ibom Education has been free and compulsory since 2007. My brother is a beneficiary of this gesture by his Excellency. Akwa Ibom lead,others follows! Adiok ano ino!

The west can protest as long they want. I learn't that most of them were members of the cabal. Are they not aware that the strike was called-off. Or are They protesting againgst subsidy removal on their cocoa?

NLanders, it's either u r submissive or u r sturbon. Choose one

This man na grammar

U can also combine oracle and juju

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Sometimes I do wonder if this site was establish for fools, but certainly not. Why can't we think of what we can do for our country in a time like this, and stop posting trash here. If the president doestn't know what to do why can't any of the ''trash talking nairalander'' propose a solution and sent it to the presidency. The Nigeria project suppose to be our collective effort no matter who you are or what. But I'm glad Boko rams are just like mosquitoes, the can bite anybody who is available no matter how highly or 'lowly' placed they are. Watch your back as you are expressing your foolishness.

Oduduwa desended 4rm d sky n landed at Ile Ife with a cockrel n sand in his hand n,

jason123:
Akwa Ibom (Calabar port) and Rivers state(Port harcourt port) already have a sea port!

From my Nigerian map here, i think that Calabar is in C.River state, while Ibaka is in A. Ibom. Meanwhile, I'm still wondering where the presence of the federal gov't is in Akwa Ibom. They want to come n share in the glory which has bn (is currently) initiated by the AKS gov't and her good people. God bless Akwa Abasi Ibom State(Amen).

Is stealing in the hand or in the heart? Amputating the limb of a rat does't stop it from stealing. Thank God I'm not under the law, for they that are in Christ are new creatures for all old things have pass away. Come to Christ and be save.

Doctors hv bn on strike for 5 good months, civil servants for about a month now. He Aregbesola or deputy?

edoyad:
Point taken

Well if u r saying that one of d criteria is ict then u r equally saying that Nigerians r not good in ict.- yahoo can testify dis. Ict in nigeria is not a matter of going to d versity in 9ja.

I don't care about any ranking, because if there is any short comings the NUC should b blame, they r responsible for d accreditation of dis versities n their standard should meet with that of their counterpart in d countinent.

Meanwhile this is the latest ranking n Nigeria versities top the first 60:
1) University of Uyo,Uyo
2)AKUST
3)UI(where i will do my masters)
4)UNICAL
5)FUTO
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60)Akwa ibom International university of Agriculture( yet to be establish)
61) Capetown university

Easy group, easy upset. But up Nigeria

Has he pass an exams called Stress? 5.99 is equivalent to 3.0 in Uniuyo. I volunteer to compete with this guy any tym any day. My no is 080279....4

If MeNd vex,they don vex o. They truth is dat, boko 'rams is sponsored by ppl dat we knw already, if their sponsors is out of existence then they r gone. I belive mend knows d sponsors.

Meanwhile i'm still in diz atlantic waters where Boko 'rams can reach

I've bn seeing nig teams gatherin in d middle of d field in all their matches, what hv they bn doin? I tot prayin. So diz guys has not bn prayin. Stupid excuse

A Solution to Boko 'rams problem:
Simple, Arrest Buhari,IBB n Atiku. If symptom persist arrest all representatives of d state in question at all tiers of gov't n all their top politicians. Meanwhile i'm stil enjoyin myself here on top of diz tall palm tree where no 'goato n ram' can reach. K 2 join?