₦airaland Forum

decrox199: stfu u slowpoke...lemme put It straight τ̅☺ u dat m quite familiar wit happenings over dia including cross river,u guys will do anythn τ̅☺ screen out aspirants dat is not fm Ɣ☺ΰr syd in a mere Union election let alone getting employed in a state owned institution..u guys are just too tribalistic..take It or leave It!

Grow up boy

1. The power to control all the money in Nigeria.
2. To posses 3D,4D,5D and even 10D powers at the same time

How I wish Seun can arrange for software that can test all Nairalanders at a mere touching of their keypad/keyboard,and the result display here on NL.
***running 4/40 out******

How I wish there is a Seun can arrange for software that can test all Nairalanders at a mere touching of their keypad/keyboard.

I went to the hospital but can't do it. See fear! I don't know if one can secretly do it for me

Nto Akwa Ibom enim Okuk oooo.
Toyo ke mkpo State Secondary ke eke kama okuk enam oooo.
Isongho idem ooooo

From: Susan Kassala
To: searay****
Date: 10/20/12
Subj: FROM SUSAN
Hi My Darling,
I am very happy to have you as my good
friend, How are you doing today i hope fine,
first of all let me tell you little about me
because we are now a good friend i believe
you take me the way i take you, first of all my
name is Miss Susan Kassala i am 23 years old a
Muslim by region, my birthday was 1st
January 1989 i hold a certificate in general
Nursing ,i am hoping to further my education
in this career. i am never married and don't
have children.i am a chocolate in complexion
and of average height, my picks explain to you
better, i am from Sudan in North Africa and
presently i am residing in the refugee camp
here in Dakar Senegal as a result of the civil
war that was fought in my country last seven
years.ago am sorry to tell you about all this
but i have to because you are the only friend i
have now and the only friend i can tell my
feels,My lat father Dr. Ellison Kassala, who was
CEO of (ELLISON TECHNICAL INDUSTRIAL
COMPANY PLC) in Khartoum the capital of my
country,and he was the personal advice to the
former head of state before the rebels
attacked my house one early morning killing
my mother and my father.it is only me that is
alive now just because i was not at home
when this was going on i was at school in
and this made me to stop school,then i have
to ran nearby country which is where I'm
now in the refugee camp,haven't finish up my
education and need a man who will make use
of my fathers wealth and get me through in
life,I would like to know more about you.Your
likes and dislikes,your hobbies and what you
are doing presently,I will tell you more about
myself in my next mail. I attach here my
picture for you, though I am not all that
photogenic, i hope you wouldn't mind, to
send me some of your
pictures,I wait to hear from you soonest from
Love
Susan
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Below are some copies of their mails

Jane Marks
Hello my dear!
I am very pleased to contact you after viewing
your profile, I am interested in having
communication with you as a true friend,
please write me back with my e-mail
(janemark48@ ymail.com) I am waiting to
hear from you soon.
Regards
Miss jane.


Benita Harry
Hello
nice meeting you,
Am miss Benita
please write me
Here (benita4harry@live.com)
thanks
Benita


Karume Karum
Hello dear,
My name is Rosy karume, after reading your
short profile here i took interest in you, and i
really have vital information relating to my life
and future that i want to disclose to you, so
please reply me with my email address here
(rosyrosy670@yahoo.com)where i will be
able to write to you to tell you more about me
and also send to you my attached photo
Please reply me with my e-mail address here
(rosyrosy670@yahoo.com)
Yours New Friend
Miss Rosy
Thanks

Please beware, there is a syndicate of people that claim to study your profile and then they send messages into your Facebool or Yahoomail inbox claiming to be a displased refugee in some far country looking for assistance, love and commitment.
They tell you that they lost all relatives and family in the war and now they need you to spend their life with.
They tell you that they have a huge amount of money left behind by their family in a foreign bank which they wish to deposit into your account if you agree to their proposal. The idea is to get any financial assistance you can provide and then your account number where they will take all your money if you have any.
They go as far as giving you a phone number to speak to some fake Pastor who is looking after them.
They also give you a phone number to speak to a fake Bank manager about the money to be transfered into your account.
They have many fake character names. They are almost in all social network sites! Please be warned, remember that if something sounds too good to be true, then it probably is not true!!!
Be warned!

Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa (© 2005 - 2013).

[quote author=el-patch]If I go,tukur goes........politmatics.I like that.[/quote]The bottom line

omarky: And what's wrong with the Ad? Have you bin to Osun b4? Go to Osun and feed ur eyes with d on going projects.

Are we not entitle to our own opinion anymore? I know stuffs like are sponsored. Look this not Awuf Aregberaska site, ok?
Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa(2005-2013).

I rest my case.

kagari: Is nairaland owned by oluwaseun osewa 2005 - 2013

Yes

bigtt76: ....so? How does this affect your number of meals per day?

You laugh at some of the comments here and forgone a sq meal and...
Thankyou Oluwaseun Osewa for owqing Nairaland(2005-2013)

@Acidtalk:
abeg no vex o, this your prophesy scared me small oo. So what do we do so that the eaglet wouldn't super in S.A? Abeg intercede for them ooo

Afam4eva: Na any time wey i see food i dey eat. At times i eat once a day. At times i eat 5 times a day. There's nothing like breakfast. It's more like break slow. I don't know what to call the food you eat at 12 noon. Brunch right? God punish dinner. It's more like mid-night food. I fit wake up anything go chop. Eating has no time frame for me.

bless you.

ziccoit: Why are jumping from thread to thread saying this? It is rubbish until u explain your motive.

Better learn or are u jealous of Seun?

Otono 77: Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa (©

2005-2013)

On -Topic:
in our house, there is no time table for meal, thank God for our restaurant.
But for me 2 times or 3 depending on my work load.

Once again be reminded that Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa (©2005-2013)

pat077: i'll rather not marry than marry under such condition. D guy must be mad, is there gold in her pu.ssy?

yes there is more than gold in her pussy

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Oga Seun, you tight ooooo

A friend just this to me.

If you think you know current affairs, then
answer the following questions:
1. Who was d 1st Nigerian to appear on Tv?
2. Who used Internet 1st in Naija?
3. Tell me d first Naija woman to get pregnant
for a white man?
4. What's d name of most recent couple in
Naija?
5. Who was d 1st Nigerian to drink
Champagne?
6. What's d surname of Akpors?

Teacher: Akpos, recite A-Z and
what each alphabet stand for..
Akpos:
A for-Adobe
B for-bluetooth
C for-chat
D for-download
E for-email
F for-facebook
G for-google
H for-hotmail
I for-iphone
J for-Java
K for-kingston
L for-laptop
M for-messenger
N for-NOKIA
O for-outlook
P for-print
Q for-QuickTime
R for-RAM
S for-Server
T for-Touch Screen
U for-U S B
V for-Version
W for-wifi1
X for-xbox360
Y for-YouTube
Help akpos with `Z

One thing is important to me now, ie I have a team I'll call mine. Whether Super eagle win or not they will still get my support.

For all the faithless Nigerians, when the real competition begins we'll know who is who. So for now look for another team and support.

Please let me at this point remind everybody that Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osewa(2005-2013)

Ok. Next

Ok.
I go enter 3 days dry fasting, rub annoiting oil for my hands, shout holy ghost fire 7 times, bind all family demon(if any), and call 100million 6 times and at the 7th time I'll press the green button.
No failure at all.

dani1luv: Fooool. .instead make you dey happy say Dani wan pour
Nourished yoghurt inside your bottomless pit! you dey rant like
agbero with no future ambition!
Oyinbo dun talk am say, "Do not judge a book by its cover"
Why you dey judge my kpekus?? just because say lap you for inside brt!!

Abeg clear enter bush jor!!
Useleesss animal!!

booqee: kai! I reject and rebuke every finger sized joystick at d entrance of my heavenly gate!
Everybody dey talk prick, u too dey chook mouth?!
wonders shall neva end oh! Nothing wey i no go use dis my eyes see for nl! have u even seen ur first signs of puberty gan?? Abeg shift go left make better pipo talk o jere..... Bunmioguns wey even get gulder bottle sized kpekus no even dey make noise.
Mtcheww.....

Goat!

dani1luv: beht why?? am not ready to be a widow



That mad man fit be you sef!!
cos there there's no difference between you two
Ah swear to God Una two jez too resemble
Babe, go the nearest vulganizer cos ur flat bosoms
fit make Seun mistake you for the mad man!






Forest Ape

dani1luv: madam, please never in your entire life would you associated me with a gay albino beht, what is your problem really?? µ dey find prick?? Mine dey available oh

booqee: Dani1luv and mogulo discussing and planning their next operation, where they're going to rob next.
Mogulo d mad man, while dani is d semi-mad man.

#kpakam!

I dey listen oooooooo

dani1luv: Fooool. .instead make you dey happy say Dani wan pour
Nourished yoghurt inside your bottomless pit! you dey rant like
agbero with no future ambition!
Oyinbo dun talk am say, "Do not judge a book by its cover"
Why you dey judge my kpekus?? just because say lap you for inside brt!!

Abeg clear enter bush jor!!
Useleesss animal!!

booqee: kai! I reject and rebuke every finger sized joystick at d entrance of my heavenly gate!
Everybody dey talk prick, u too dey chook mouth?!
wonders shall neva end oh! Nothing wey i no go use dis my eyes see for nl! have u even seen ur first signs of puberty gan?? Abeg shift go left make better pipo talk o jere..... Bunmioguns wey even get gulder bottle sized kpekus no even dey make noise.
Mtcheww.....

Goat!

dani1luv: beht why?? am not ready to be a widow



That mad man fit be you sef!!
cos there there's no difference between you two
Ah swear to God Una two jez too resemble
Babe, go the nearest vulganizer cos ur flat bosoms
fit make Seun mistake you for the mad man!






Forest Ape

dani1luv: madam, please never in your entire life would you associated me with a gay albino beht, what is your problem really?? µ dey find prick?? Mine dey available oh

booqee: Dani1luv and mogulo discussing and planning their next operation, where they're going to rob next.
Mogulo d mad man, while dani is d semi-mad man.

#kpakam!

I dey listen oooooooo

A:
Garri
Gala
Lacasera

B:
UNICEF
Red Cross
NEMA

And non of this make me laf, mtcheeeeeeeew

1. Don't ask for money
2. Never ask him for money
3. I say forget about asking for money
4. Don't even think about money
5. Reject when he gives you money.

I saw it in my dream, GEJ will win again.