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Still waiting for Prettyebony to show

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ONLY IN A MOVIE

A farmer saw a plane full of politicians crash near his farm.When the policemen arrived,they asked the farmer what happened.
Farmer:They crashed near my farm and i burried all of them.
One of the police men asked with shock.Are you sure they were all dead?
Farmer:Some of them were screaming "we are still alive."But i couldn't believe them.You know these polititians.They can lie a lot

bin gbagbo:
* holds his balls and breaks them* we will see how u will satisfy that chick

Let's burry our hatchet 4 once, I'm with you on this

PretiEbony: @searay, this your signature is really funny... How many times have you been banned?.?? I Guess 15 to 20 times

10 times in December,2012. Sometimes Sexkillz will banned me just for viewing a thread. It's like I was on Auto-ban

мαкє ƒιƒα ∂єƒιηє мαт¢н ƒιχιηg мєк ωє ѕєє σσσσσ

bin gbagbo: are u threatening ME

Not a threat but park well ooooooo, else...

GEJ
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Running out very very fast to avoid stones

Nice guys don’t usually need to be
fixed. Bad boys usually do, so they
become a project. Women think if
they can “create” the perfect man,
he will never leave them.
Women say they want a nice guy, yet usually end up dating bad boys. Here’s why.
1. Not real. Nice guys are too nice. No one can always be that nice unless they’re a saint. They are busy being nice instead of being real and women instinctually don’t trust that. Bad boys “keep it real.” Nice guys don’t want to upset the apple cart.
2. Respect. No one respects a doormat.
Nice guys don’t set boundaries or make any real demands. A bad boy doesn’t let a woman walk all over him or control him.
Women can’t respect a man they can control. No respect equals no attraction.
3. Predictable. Most people lead boring, predictable lives, so they’re attracted to people who are exciting and a bit unpredictable. Bad boys are always a challenge. Nice guys are never a challenge. Predictable plus no excitement plus no challenge equals I prefer a bad boy.
4. Mother Nature. Women are designed to nurture. However, instead of doing this with children, they often end up doing it with bad boys. They think their
love will save them. Nice guys rarely need to be saved.
5. Fixer-upper. Nice guys don’t usually need to be fixed. Bad boys usually do, so they become a project. Women think if they can “create” the perfect man, he will
never leave them. Also, if they’re busy fixing someone else, they don’t have to look at what needs to be fixed in their own lives.
6. Sperm wars. Women are designed to procreate with the strongest possible genes. Bad boys are sending an unconscious message that they have great genes, so they’re not afraid of
losing the woman by misbehaving. Nice guys are sending a message that they
don’t think their genes are good enough, so they won’t misbehave.
7. Fear of intimacy. If a woman is afraid of intimacy, she subconsciously knows she can avoid it with a bad boy, since she
can never get close enough to him to have to go there. A nice guy will eventually want a commitment, and that’s scary.
8. Low self-esteem: We don’t feel
comfortable with people who treat us better than we treat ourselves. If you don’t think much of yourself, the bad boy is simply reinforcing your negative belief.
A nice guy is treating you in a way you’re not familiar with.
9. Sex. Women feel a nice guy won’t be good in bed. They sometimes like to be manhandled and think a nice guy won’t be able to take control and get the job
done. A bad boy comes across as being able to deliver, even though that may not always be the case.
10. Hot. Have you ever seen a bad boy who wasn’t hot? I’m sure there are a few, but they wouldn’t be able to get away with half the stuff they did if they didn’t look so good. Meanwhile, when a woman
describes someone as a nice guy, she means, “He’s not hot.”
11. Charm. Nice guys don’t always know what to say and are sometimes at a loss for words. Bad boys can be very charming and know exactly what women
want to hear. However, they eventually switch over to being selfish. By the time they reveal their true colors, the woman
has fallen for them and has a hard time letting go.
12. Protection. Historically, men have protected women — physically and otherwise. Bad boys give the illusion of being able to protect women, while with nice guys, women aren’t so sure. Life is about balance. Most men fall into either the bad boy or the nice guy category. The ideal man is neither, but walks that fine line between the two. Until men learn how to do this, more often than not, women will choose the bad boy, until they realize that his bad qualities outweigh his good ones.
http://www.ynaija.com/no-show-12-reasons-why-women-dont-date-nice-guys/?utm_source=&utm_medium=twitter

This hunters must be living in 2D

Isn't it making the "subject matter" more conspicuous?

Why shouldn'2 Basket Mouth happy? Going to 4D via Dana and back to 3D is not easy. Congrats!
But me I no go fly.

Any man created by God is a man of God.
So my favorite man of God is ME

So Prettyebony dey rock things with Bin Gbagbo. I been dey eye this girl since. Bin gba... "Akama ngwan awo akama ekpo isun". Look for the meaning.

bunmioguns: yes, u fit vote for dt mad man for ur street

Now u dey feel like GEJ abi?

Iaz93: OK!!!

So you quoted everything just to comment this

So today's flight will be free. Wait for me.
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Not too bad just the 3rd

[quote author=ola_pluto]CORRECTION: THE SUPER EAGLES SCORER IS NOT ONAZI!!! THAT IS BRIGHT DIKE.[/quote]

Laalamed: That means no cup for us in the next 5years.

Why?

dominique: What is the commentator saying about trophy presentation

I love this girl, pls will u marry me? My brother is related to Obama

Mistake

Where are the Haterz?

semid4lyfe: POSTING OF VIEWERS OF THIS THREAD WHETHER IN YOUR POST OR A QUOTED POST WILL GET YOU BANNED.

ALSO, STOP THE BIAFRA COMMENTS. I'VE GOT VERY LITTLE TOLERANCE FOR TRIBALISM

YOU'VE BEEN WARNED

Tell them ooooo.
Thank God Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osawe(2005-2013)

dejustice: Na GEJ cause am.

I knew it, infact I said it

I know it's not easy to rule this country,if you think it's easy ask Sexkillz who is just a common MOD on NL. GEJ wanted to try the cabal, they struck his wife and He was silent. Iwela,N.O wanted to and her mother was kidnapped. At least for coining the word "Oil Cabal" in the Nigerian politics he deserved a credit. May be power, federal roads etc has improved in Lagos and Abuja, I can't see one here in where I'm.
I'll give him 58.5%, a credit.
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Back to my queue to get fuel for my gen.

So many people have experience this OBE. I can't imagine a little boy smoking WEED and sees everybody in the community as being tiny in his eyes.

Na so witches and wizard full Nairaland?
Thank God Nairaland is owned by Oluwaseun Osawe(2005-2013)
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Pls more on this topic

Revolva: Na wa o after saying we will have a fruitful year in food and ploticians will have a hard time the one wey come spoil am na this disaster own .

are u a politician?

3,4,5,6,7,10,11,12,13,14 and
15. God bless Nigeria and cause BH to stop their operation.
16. Oluwaseun Osewa should continue to owned Nairaland(2005-2013)

00:02:02 ... Tue 1st Jan 2013
Day 366 of 366 Complete
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From the future

Offering time!

bunmioguns: you are welcome, see anoda version it....





Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout,
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about;
The Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Now pull up a chair and sit on the floor.











One fine day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys got up to fight;

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their swords and shot each other.

A blind man came to watch fair play,

A mute man came to shout "Horray!"

A deaf policeman heard the noise and

Came to stop those two dead boys.

He lived on the corner in the middle of the block,

In a two-story house on a vacant lot;

A man with no legs came walking by,

and kicked the lawman in his thigh.

He crashed through a wall without making a sound,
into a dry creek bed and suddenly drowned;

The long black hearse came to cart him away,

But he ran for his life and is still gone today.

I watched from the corner of the big round table,

The only eyewitness to facts of my fable;

But if you doubt my lies are true,





Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.

And this is the JokeYoke