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In the spirit of 12-12-12!
Slap at least 12 Army men before 12 am and get hospitalized in 12 hospitals of your choice.
The more you slap the more your...

The only significant thing is that everyday(including 12-12-12) is the day the Lord has made and I will rejoice and be glad in it.

And no one has mention my name despite all these:
https://www.nairaland.com/1124934/improvised-explosive-joke-2 https://www.nairaland.com/1119074/not-joke https://www.nairaland.com/1117081/joke-pass-joke https://www.nairaland.com/1098613/why-joke-section-dry
https://www.nairaland.com/searay/topics

If you sit on the stone, you'll be short and stunted.

Viewer's Remarks: Not Satisfactory. Work Harder

bunmioguns: May sadness be urs forever. . . Amen

...and this the joke yoke

niggadee: every yoruba men not man

Please I'll like to know the name of the primary school you attended. Thanks

sexkillz: [color=#000030]I have been banned by mukina and jaybee. . . Severally too.
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I thought you are also a MOD, and you were banned? You are lying

Then all withdrawals has been suspended till then.

pleep: This started somewhere around the 19th century, when men began wearing dark colored formal wear to draw attenton to their wives brightly colored clothing. This became the manly and fashionable thing to do because in centuries prior mens clothing had became so loud and colorfull that the ladies were not getting noticed.

This became the standard for western evening formal wear, and thus the standard for formal weddings.

Pls any reference/link

The first time was on garri matter, when i used this scientific name "claria garipinum" a spp of catfish
thereafter Seun banned me for trolling twice. Pyguruguru and Sexkid banned me severally sometimes for viewing. Sometimes mistakenly, after 2 or 3 minutes I will be unbanned.
Finally his I was banned for two weeks by his royal highness Seun because he was jealous of me being the first to comment in a thread.
So I've made up my mind to quit NL if I'm ban again unjustly.

yuzedo: **peeps at her profile picture**




TO BE THIS HARSH ON A SUNDAY!!!!!! Lmaooooooo!!!! I am weeping!!!

I no talk anything oooo

Youths are the leaders of tomorrow.
It's this popular saying working in Nigeria?

dvicky99: Lol,d dog is not even sexy

And now I believe that beastiality is real

Na who send am?

A slap

Gender equality is equal to politics.
I believe in gender equality. But I'm afriad the way women are going, they will take over the world from men. From 20-30%, from 30 - close to 50%.
Women are more resilient than men

Kzinne: inferior complex haha!

A trial will convince you

CHYKMAN: Err.. Olusegun Obasanjo?? Cos Jonathan is definitely Arthur!

Definitely Bro Jona needs help

In the land of Boko Haram and in the time of fuel subsidy, the destiny of a great nation rest on the shoulders of a confuse man, his name is_____
You complete it

National figure = Searay

nagoma: To love nothing, you have to be a nobody.

when dem ban you, you go feel am

My Mummy told me that if I touch someone's daughter,they will be pregnant. So I didn't touch a girl untill my yera 2 when I mistakenly touchone of my colleague and I almost fainted. I ask her the following day if she was pregnant but said no and since then I have been touching...
I also thank our goat and dog because i used to watch them doing the practical and learnt lots from them.

OYINBOGOJU: What fraction of state citizen are enjoying those pics you posted there?

Isnt that same road leads to Governor Office ............. and you call that developement.

FYI Developing states are state where people are enjoying basic need of life.

definitely it's either you are not from Akwa Ibom or you are not in AKS. You better come back home.
I'm not a fan of Akpabio because he caused me not to recognise not fathers compound on returning from NYSC due to thr dualization of the IK road in Abak.
I think while he's not always in the news is that he's too busy commisioning projects.
A performing governor will be a performing governor irrespective of the party.

If Buhari should contest 2015 Presidential elections then what should be the place of this popular saying "Youths are the leaders of tomorrow" in the Nigeria?

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But I love it

Boko Haram story again? Ok, I don hear, next...

Piam! Where is Arik airline? I'm going on air now.

So of all technologies in the world, it's only rocket propeller that this guy is working on. What will it be used for? Some years ago it was IED, now RP, very soon it would be produced in commercial quantity just as IED.
God my life is in your hands.

While on TOP of the situation- Yes
but when I'm down, anyway I no get blood.

pinky21: God help us

No he wouldn't. Help yourself.