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Has anybody taken a trip Akwa Ibom of recent? I what we have there is a true definition of performance. Thank I'm able to locate my father's compound.
Gov Akpabio should be the best.

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Me, I get light and my gen is on. I bought 20 ltrs of petrol.

Did I hear Buhari saying that he was the 23rd son of his father and 13th of his Mother. Chai!
I strongly agree he's Hausa, Fulani and Kanuri combined.
I'm afraid he can't r*** this country again.

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Shey! Boko Haram means Western Education is profanation.
Now the Westerners are coming.

cap28: US military massacre of innocent civillians in Iraq:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7EzLmDwQYx0

I think your people(BH) didn't take this into consideration when thy started killing harmless and defenceless women and Children in Churches

Ado Ok State

The work of a MOD is to ban. Sexkillz have done well. Sometimes this guy do ban me just for viewing a thread. I used o wonder if I was in auto-ban.



I vote for Sexkillz

Piano and Organ. But piano is ny favorite.

Etighe!

Barth Nnaji

dick hardener: naija better wetin .. ehn if I hear am..sit down there dey console urself. The elephant work wey u dey see so, if na Yankee, at least dem no pay u, dem go pay equivalent of 400k naira monthly

400k is no big deal it's only big if you take it down here. I love Nigeria, the land is green.

OMG! So this what is in abroad!
Nigeria never reach this state.
There is hope in Nigeria

Why should the world end when the beautiful one are not yet born.
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Wait oooooooooooooooooooooo!
My room mate and my 20k has been raptured ooooooooooo

Old woman

78 what? First Class?
These must be 78 poo. Believe me 2:2 from UNIUYO is equivalent to this.
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Hit the dislike button

Godswill Akpabio/Sanusi Sanusi

GEJ! GEJ!! GEJ!!!
How many times have I called you?
Do your best and leave the rest. Don't kill yourself for this country.

ogaemma: That is to tell you how insecure the Niger Delta is. Even at their combatant dressed,they could be an attack attempting to kidnapp his corpse to demand for ransome.

Brossssss, u don crack my ribs, wetin kidnappers want carry corpse? Anyway this is 9ja, anything is possible.

Ajibel: This dudes just dey predict to gain media attention and drag people to their church... prophets of doom..never had they for once predicted something okay/ good

why would something good come when when our hands are soiled with evil and blood spilled on the land?

6. If you are going to shows go with your weed, in case you come in contact with the bad boys they will think that you are one of them.

Reasons for keeping Pet animals:
1. For security
2. For private services(ie pets like dogs can stand in for husbands in cases of their absence).
3. For Protein: dog is a very good delicacy. A trial will convince you.
4. For research
5. For NL front page reasons

Airtel is the best, I just realised it yesterday.
Etisalat: N200 recharge+ 15Mb.
MTN: i hardly have 2 bar on my phone
Glo: what does this acronym stands for?

Illiteracy and unpatrotism is Nigeria's problem

There's no reason why ACIDTALK should not be call a Prophet.

https://www.nairaland.com/1066757/predictions-last-quarter-year

I no talk oooooo


http://247nigerianewsupdate.com/how-okonjo-iwealas-mother-was-releasedn10m-ransom-paid/

ojuikwu: Igbos should not be among fortune peeps in inec if dey do so.yeee nigerian don enter debt.then go robbed any body.mingle with thieves.na so them full lagos like dirty.mama chukwuma my son they go lagos 2morrow.heeee congratulation.bush peepssss.burn themmmmm

And the MOD didn't see this?

Why now where I want join Police?

BREAKING NEWS:
Reports says
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of laughter after he was asked if Arsenal was
ever going to win a Champions League

No problem now, we go share now. May be 10 persons to a position.

Please is this man still a senator of the federal republic?