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The survival hints below is bent on keeping you alive until help comes and encompasses all of this factors.
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DRINK A LOT OF WATER:

Water will help replenish your intravascular fluid lost during bleeding.

@OP, make more research.
Drink water when you sustain a bullet or immediately after a brutal accident and U run a risk of chosing ur eternity immediately.

Typical picture of an Exalted Nigerian Village.
There is no much difference btwn d pictures above and those of my village. Just that there's evidence of electricity in those pix frm Lome but no steady supply there in my villa.

tankara1010: [b]
MEN

6'4-7'0 ....You are too tall/lanky, you are not aesthetically attractive, clothes are hard to find, can't fit in cars, you are undateable/women will turn you down outrightly for your height, you stick out in a crowd like an id$iot, if you are not a professional athlete or actor, then you are useless on this planet and wasting your life. Employer will be scared to hire you as you are too intimating except as assassin or body guard. Be prepared for back problems in your 30s. Life expectancy is short. You will die in your 50s. I don't recommend going to school or having a degree...is a waste; your height is your gateway to fame and money. Example Zlatan Ibrahimović and NBA Players.

6'3-6'4...Borderline line lanky...getting too tall, women can still work with you but very limited. Alpha Male height...exudes physical presence. At this height, you don't need to have money and women will still want to marry you...she will take care of your needs, with hope their children will be tall especially the short ones. However, the pool of women will be limited as short ones below 5'6 will not want you. At this height, you should most likely be an actor or professional athlete. Example actor Idris Elba, dwyne Wade, Boris Kodje, e.t.c.

6'0-6'3...The height of Gods...Kiss your father and mother and thank them for this height. You are aesthetically attractive, nobody thinks you are too tall, clothes will fit you with ease, you fit in cars with ease, women will look back when you pass by, look again and again, asking who is this!!! Women will accept you even if you are low life and have no money. AKA Modelling height. You are blessed. You can date any height of woman...5'0 - 5'11 and height will not be the issue. Can still be professional athlete and actor. Example Cristiano Ronaldo...looks aesthetically attractive...ask women why More...Theiry Henry, Yaya Toure, prince William, prince Harry, Barack Obama, Fashola, e.t.c.

5'10-6'0...The height of gods (Small g). Hug your father and mother every night, and thank them for this height for making the cut-off. You enjoy all benefits of 6'0-6'3. You are very fortunate, no woman will call you short except she is tall above 5'8...if she does, tell her to Bleep off and go kill herself as she is too tall for a woman. You are aesthetically attractive, no problem with getting jobs and stable income. This height range is easy to fill out in the gym than the heights above. Most people in this height range have very proportionate body...example Ramsey Noah, eto, Prime minister cameron, Prince Charles, e.t.c.

5'8-5'9.555...Still workable in Nigeria since Nigeria average is below this, nobody will call you short. Some women will tower over you in their 4-in stilettos. This is only applicable in Nigeria, Asia and Africa. As soon as you step in in western countries, women there will call you short and can be mean to you.

below 5'7...Suicide reaching, look your parents with bad eye. At this height, you need to have ton of money and fame...example wiz kid, Farouk Lawan, Oshiomole e.t.c. If not, nobody will look at you at this height, women can be mean to you. Money and fame will solve all problems.


By Global women poll , ideal/perfect height for a man is 5'10-6'2. If you are a man in this height range, YOU ARE BLESSED! [/b]

EYE YAM 5'2
AM I ALLOWED TO COMMIT SUICIDE?

Who Cares

Stories that touch d Bom Bom


Ogwugwu Oge!!!

Expired Food!!!
Best Before, all na d same.

You are only giving your liver excess work to do.

With time, it'll lead to Hepatitis. Or cirhosis

Noted!!!
...but NOTHING IS AS SWEET AS A STOLEN KISS.
...and Variety is d spice of life u knw...

Subscribing

I received my own scam letter today.
Av already made up my mind to pay b4 I gave it a second tot (it culd be a scam...2 pay 3k). then i had to search here on nl.

Well, tnx to you all 4 ur comments and...

Abeg, make una join me for Mama Chicken Joint make we convert this 3k to Enjoyable form.
Their Fada yansh there.

^^^tnx for d post @ op.

Buh could there be any counter to this claim? As in people who went through the entire process and succeeded to the Trainee programme?
If not, there is need for another back up from other nls to the OP's claims.

fnk: You are right, we have a population explosion in this country and mostly here in Lagos. But that said, along Lekki ajah road right after the 2nd toll gate, to your right is a poultry right next to Olorunisola estate. (Olorunisola is Eliganza) this guy is a powerful person in Lagos and I have always wondered why the owner poultry is still in business. Any ways, we make some contact with the local government in the area and them baales etc. My take is that I want to be successful in this venture that when the pressure to relocate comes in the next 3 to 5 years, i will be able to move knowing that I have gotten my money'e worth of the land were I am now. Another thing, If you are the big boy in town, most times you call the shots.

So I think the focus should be how do you take this opportunity to the level that no any other business makes sense.

Sup Sir, haven't heard from u for a yl. Hope ur farm's doing great. Any status report?

Lest I forget, thanks for ur swift response to my mail.

Av been expecting ds ban with many songs in the pipeline as well....ds NBC sef... Well, am sure enough copies have been sold and radio stations are even tired of playing them cos they''ll now be regarded as old songs from d artistes. Abeg wia are d links lemme re-download them... Just in case.

Lemme secure space first... Just in case.

Am tired of Reading all these Poly-Tricks. I'll wait for all d parties at Amen!!!

Nov. 16.

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A link to get ds movies will be of help.

fnk: Guys I have emailed it to you. You can breakdown the numbers and multiple by the number of birds you want to raise. Remember there is always the economic escale from raising larger quantity. Also, I ran this research couple years ago, so some numbers has changed, So you need to adjust accordingly.

Good luck guys.

pls Fnk, i'll like to have a copy of the analysis too... @.com

I also wanna use ds juncture to wish u d best in ur poultry venture, likewise to all d positive contributors to this blog.
May your candle shine brighter as you all ignite other farmers' candles.

snipesdam: Serious ethnic riot and burning of houses in Obi town in Nasarawa over 60 corpers are trapped, trekking to over 20km for help;
Keep reposting until it get to our ogas at the top who can call in the Military to help them get to Lafia as the police barrack where
they are hiding is very vulnerable to attack.

It's normal. No month escapes without an Ethnic clash until the ombatse stuff. I guess ombatse killings is getting calm and d clashes are resuming. I served there.
Kopaz, Anytym you hear clash, just take cover....
Limit unnecessary movements, stay wt ur fellow corpers and Most importantly, Recharge ur phone (battery and airtime) for effective communication.
#my1cent

I forsee the price of generators becoming cheaper. If you doubt, ask google.

....and Finally, I exhausted d entire 41 pages in 2 wks. I duff my hat to all subscribers of this blog. Its all encompassing; nice, educative and informative. God Bless Your Efforts.

What's your SELLING POINT

This man's selling point is BIG GRAMMAR and it effectively works for him. Journalist fight to get him for interviews. His statements on National issues make front page here.

Oya, stop wasting ur time on this thread. Go and Identify your selling point.

Kai.... I need to improve my vocab to be able to communicate with this man. He's got what we call Quantum Linguamania des Anglais.

Abaniwealth: U re a daft!u knw get shame.

thanks but i dont think an insult is necessary here.

mcfynest: #TEAM FATHER THINGS,


just put their hard copy pix in an envelop, shuffle it v v well, pray and pick one. after picking dont think o. just go alter straight

thanks bro.

taryour: Pele shogbo You are such a confused being. The only possible way out for you is to go for an HIV test. I can only imagine how tiny you will be in stature after using all the energy you suppose use to better your life on several women. Shior

I agree am confused but you mustn't hurl invectives to drive a point home?
What is needed is Your advice not your Insult. Well my stature is not in question here. Its about how to get out of the dilemma.
Thanks in anticipation for your advice.

[quote author=DJDOLA][/quote]I dont think a disclosure Religion can be of help here. Just help me get a possible way out

Merkki: Silly rants of a teenager

no insult pls. This is a life decision

DJDOLA: Nothing wrong if u marry all of em

but my Religion forbids polygamy

kreami diva: U can be a MONK!!!!!

a good idea but can i cope?

Was Just in bed this morning, thinking of whom to Marry...
Obi suppose begin answer Man by next year.
...of course I love Beatrice but Chisom is sexy...abi make I just close my eyes marry Beatrice?
...but how will I explain to Amaka that she's not my type
...mehn!!! I just don’t know what to do about Joy ...her mama go pour me hot water...chai!
But CHIOMA sabi make love just that she’s too fat.
...abi make I go for Cynthia...na wa oh! She too lepa and she no sabi cook.
...No No No!!!...can’t marry Amina. She be Hausa girl...her papa no go gree.....
I for even go for Christabel just that she too dey talk.....
but wait oh Chioma never graduate. na QUEEN sha??...I no go marry her, she too like money....
Ehmm!!... Olubukola is too beautiful just that she can’t wash my boxers...na wa oh! Wahala dey....should I just forget about getting married and become a Reverend Father

kinnad: Scam!!!!!!!! I dnt expect any graduate to fall for this after all ur years in d uni. Anytime u see a recruiting agency requesting for money,run!!!!!!!!!!!

thank you.

This is SCAM

joshadesanya: U wuldnt v gotten d mail if u weren't shortlisted.

As for d "status-quo" guys lyk scenely n brizzle.
U guys r learners in dis economy.

U sound like. Fresh graduates to me. Don't wori, by d tym u search for a job for 15years, u'll knw dat tinz v chngd in dis economy.

Dem say make u stone madman wey dey rape ur wife, u say make dem folo due process kol yaba left. Ur wife go. Get belle bfur u tear eye knw wetin dey sup.

Every of your post here describes you are here to defend and promote this advert and possibly you are not far from the scammer.
But If you claim you aren't a member of this Scamming agancy, why wont you desist defending them and do something better on nl.

Job seekers, Shine your Eyes because once you pay the #2500, You'll continue falling to their demands and at a certain time, your calls will be diverted. You can save yourself some stress by googling any name and/or part of the company on the email you received.
Thanks

SCAMers and their colleagues working Hand in Hand.