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@SEFAGO, no kinky videos soz

U sure?  

alex101:
Damn! you bad ooooooo! This is the best post in the history of online forum/fora

I kind of thought the comment was daft. Are you daft? U prolly are, because if you like daft things, you are daft. How is this the best post? Your standards must be really low.

You should know that Aloy and Ileke Idi are chick fighting so this is not too surprising. I would love to see them go physical but unfortunately I can only fantasize.

^ dont mind the haters. What if you are into men and women. Its a free world my friend.

Do you have any kinky videos?

I am kind of bored

@mayowa07, you know you dont need to list degrees to prove a point.

Even more disturbing as a lawyer is that I expected you to learn the basic rule of building an arguments:

you should not argue based on false premises and presumptions

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL THE KNOWLEDGE YOU ACQUIRED YOU WERENT BRAIN WASHED, JST AS YOU THOUGHT THE CHRISTAINS WERE BRAIN WASHED? NUMBER 2

HAVE YOU HAD A PERSONAL ENCOUNTER WITH CHRIST JESUS OR WITH GOD?

False Presumption: You haven't proved if God exists yet.

YOU SAY IF THERE IS A GOD WHY WLD BAD THINGS HAPPEN IN THE WORLD?Huh A CIGARETTE SMOKER WHO ENDS UP HAVING CANCER IS DAT GOD'S FAULT? A YOUNG TEENGER WHO GOES INTO SEX BEFORE MARRIAGE AND BECOMES PREGNANT GOES FOR ABORTION AND DIES. IS GOD TO BE BLAMED OR A DRUNK WHO ENDS UP HAVING LIVER PROBLEMS IS GOD TO BE BLAMED FOR DAT?

I think he was talking about a benevolent God. Like if God was benevolent with infinite mercy why should there be so much suffering in this world. Also you have made statements based on false presumption lawya lawya 

If God is benevolent, why is our physiology susceptible to these? how did all these vices come to be?

EITHER YOU ACCEPT IT OR NOT. GOD IS GOD AND UNCHANGEABLE. GOD PAID TOO MUCH OF A PRICE SACRIFICING HIS ONLY SON FOR THE REMISSION OF OUR SINS TO PULL AN ARGUMENT WITH YOU ON BEING REAL OR NOT. DO U REALISE THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE IN THE UK WITH ACQUIRED WEALTH AND KNOWLEDGE WITH NO PEACE OF MIND AND FEELS HOPELESS WANTING TO COMMIT

False Premise. You haven't even proved if God as you describe him exists yet.

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxFOR YOU INFORMATION, WE ARE TEMPORARILY HERE ON EARTHxxxxxxxxxxxxx GOD IS REAL AND I DONT GIVE A HOOT WHAT ANYONE HAS TO OFFER MI THAN THAT. ENJOY YOUR PSHCOLOGY LIFE AND LET MI ENJOY MY GODLY LIFE COS IT HAS KEPT ME SAFE, BUILT MI A GREAT FUTURE, ESTABLISHED MI, EXPOSED EVERY EVIL MY WAY, IT HAS GIVEN ME SOUND SLEEP, GOOD HEALTH AND MOST OF ALL CONTENT AND NOT CHASING SHADOWS AND DAT GOD I WLD REMAIN FAITHFUL TOO. GOOD DAY!!!!

More and more false presumptions and premises. Lots of people live valuable lives without being religious. An Ungodly man could make a similar statement.

This should be used as a case study in law programs for "how not to argue if you are a lawyer"

[quote author=aloy-emeka link=topic=663697.msg8291251#msg8291251 date=1305023933]Nothing spectacular about these girls except that they are hotter than Ileke Idi by a long shot. They are like the everyday Nigerian girls roaming the street jobless. It's not as if they are as hot as Yaradua's daughters. They are good looking to sat the least but definitely not hot. Only ugly women like Ileke will find them hot.[/quote]aloy emeka I heard you are hot from Nairaland Grapvine.

Can you post your pics for me to check them out. A full profile pic

Thanks a lot. Very much appreciated

Also claiming that they look just like any girl on the street is kind of facetious. I check out girls on the street 24 hours 7 days a week, 365 days a year, and 70 years a life time in Nigeria, and the everyday women dont look like that sha

kandiikane:
I have smoked weed quite a few times and I have had good and bad experiences with it.
The first time I took it it was shared around and I only got a few puffs in and I just had that giggly and happy feeling everything was good around me flowers trees etc.
I too it quite a few times again with the same people same feelings.
Oneday I got a small bag of skunk and I went to my friends to roll it for me not realising that it was 3 in one but I smoked the whole joint in one anyway. After about 15minutes or so(was sitting opposite a mirror) I looked in it and I saw my face been repeated alot(lol I don't know how to explain it but that is how I felt). I just had a feeling something was wrongand I told my friend the next thing I can remember is I thought I was dead or inbetween life and death. I was screaming(but later I was told I was not it was in my head). I was dehydrated(I drank a 1.5 bottle of water in one go) I told my friends to take me to hospital but they said they will get in trouble lol so I asked for my mother got the same reply.

I got up and took my jacket and threw it over my head and went in the street and started humming to my self. I literally thought I was mad and that this is how you feel when you are mad. I remembered my heart was beat furiously I could literally hear it in my ears which scared my. I was told I kept on murmuring and I remember been told to stop been worried quite a few times because that made my experience worse. I later when home got in bed and could not really sleep because when I cover myself I did get hot and when I removed the cover I was cold so I just did half and half My friends thought the reason I had that experience is because I had a gin(a spirit) and it was not happy with the weed.

Because of this experience I vow never to smoke weed again but I did it once more with a different group of friends in a tight room and I just felt my heart picking up pace(I get scare when I can hear my heart) and became paranoid and what made it worst is that this a friend of my friend was there and he has those eyes that will be staring at two different directions and I thought he was going to violation me. So I wanted to leave but they told me they will drop me home, I agreed but on the way my friend came out of the car to go cash point and left me with the guy and the eyes and I literally open the door as the car was moving to get out. This experience was not as bad though.

Last weed experience about a month ago:
I vowed again never to smoke it again but it is just too tempting. This time I was smoking in rounds and for like an hour itdid not feel anything and I was like this weed is sh[i]it[/i]. I smoked finish after about 5 weed sticks and ready to go home. I started shaking when I was walking to the busstop ut I thought nothing of it. My friend asked me can you feel it after a while and all of a sudden I just felt something come over me starting from the top of my head. My started to feel my heart-I hate that feeling it just scares the living daylight outta me and I became worried he told me to calm down and I was like "Yes, I will be calmed, you just do not worry" Bus came stumbled unto it and I thought to myself did  people see my stumble, do they know I have smoked. Sat and my head just kept on spinning(not in a bad way), I just had loads and loads of thoughts in my head but I was fine. Came off the bus stop this guy I knew from somewhere by looking at him  I realised he too was high(Have you noticed that  you recognise someone who is high when you are straight away even on the streets its like you are in another "world" looking in on this world and you are all connected).  . I got home and I do not what I was looking for but I just kept on going up and down the stairs looking for something for about an hour I was just walking about repeating things I just did and then all of a sudden I get this realisation that I am high and that is why I am just walking around the house. I will go lie on my bed after a few minutes I will get up and go look that smae thing I was looking for then I will realise agian I am high and I will go back to bed- well let say I continued to do this until I slept cannot remember when
Tori done
I again vow never to touch it.
I did not proof read because I know it is quite long so sorry guys for the spellings in advance.

Sheesh, and I was thinking of making you one of my many wives

Anyhoo, I never do am oo. I dont even know how weed looks. I have only seen it in movies

How do you guys smoke it, I am totally clueless

zstranger:
When he gets to his fifties

We all know how nerds roll? Most are big time P/i/m/p/s

Real players who only hit what they see online.

Sup PhysicsMHD? You are the best mehn

Hows life?

The one at the rights kind of cute.

Kolapo, the son of wealthy businessman, Chief Kola Daisi, at a wedding that has remained the talk of the town since it was hosted late last year.

Seems you need money to do any kind of hitting

^ LOL you be original i/d/iot oh

zstranger 04:47:21 AM Viewing SEFAGO's profile.

Anyone can make things up

Do you get this feeling of emptiness like something is missing but not of this world? (Psychological purpose)

You sound like one of those evangelists or Mormons.

Are you a mormon? Are there black mormons?

Actually I met one, a black german mormon come to think of it. He kept on trying to get my address to visit me so that I could find my purpose in life and move to Utah and have lots of wives  

Might consider it

kandiikane:
I hope you are been sarcastic


This is unbelievable.

zstranger makes you wanna give money to fund more buildings for the mentally ill and keep them off the streets (and the internet)  .

^^^ True university is all about getting kitten in a structured environment.

You dont remember a single thing you learned in school but you would definitely remember all the kitten

Jeez kitten? , I wanna meet whoever makes these censors

^Who was that? LWKMD

Dont worry

kandiikane:
Not going uni to learn. Learn and be educated to get back your resources from outsiders. Because of the book mumus, majority of our resources is owned by outsiders.
oh ok. Have you tried committing suicide before?

LOL, why should I? Jeez sometimes you sound like mama-gee tbh.

Your questions are kind of hilarious. Lets just say there are times I can be in a state of ennui

PhysicsMHD:
Don't worry about him.


[size=5pt]It's just pretentiousness.  [/size]

I honestly like this guy 

kandiikane:
@SEFAGO, looking at your signature do you regret your life?

Well technically, thats how I feel about life though. Everything is kind of a burden. There is really no true joy in life, And everything is kind of meaningless.

Not being pretentious though. But just my philosophy of life.

PhysicsMHD:
I've only been to Edo state, Delta State, and Lagos and even then, I've never visited a university. What's with these weird designs? What's the point?

I've seen uniquely "Nigerian-style" houses (in terms of architecture) built by rich people that are good looking. Why can't they do the same for the universities?

It looks weird to you because you grew up in the US. Looks perfectly normal to me. Red bricks and building that are common abroad look weird to me too  

PhysicsMHD:
That building has a very bad color scheme, among other problems.

Dude thats how most schools and buildings in Nigeria are. Dude - have u ever been in the motherland before?

@becomrich
No one is underrating Nigerian universities. We are just celebrating egbe omo yoruba.

DOnt hate, celebrate

sheesh do you have that picture saved on your desktop or somethin

. . . Tell me the truth, how many times have you unknowingly disgust the ladies with your cockiness? Dont lie, I can bet on it that you must have had some experiences talking so brashingly confident especially with the ladies. . .you are so annoyingly intelligent and cocky even when you dont try. . .lol

, None actually, I am as lovable as a teddy bear. Some  (of the many) quotes from the ladies:

" You are the nicest person I have met"

"You are so sweet and cute"

"You have the nicest soul in the world and very humble despite the fact that you are genius"

" Damn brother you are smart, are you yoruba?"

"Come and give me some kondo"


Its spelt inundating by the way. Just saying

rhymz:
Hahahahahahah. . . I was hoping you would say, "I like Chi Chi a lot, she is definitely one of the smartest people though not as smart as ME". .
The las sentence is hilariously teasing, expect to hear from Ezeuche and co. .lol

I said that in my mind though. I just decided not to type it . But I do have my criticism of Chi Chi but it has nothing to do with smarter but more of a difference of opinions. Cannot remember what they were but I watched the video a long time ago.

Definitely smart, dont see any reason why I shoud compare myself to her. Thats low self-esteem man. I only hammer on emeagwali and God almight formula Professor.

I would marry her if not that she was significantly older than me, not my type- she does lack attack and behind (And you understand how much Yoruba men love big bakassi)

But as for Achebe. I have evidence that he might be part Yoruba.

Moreover, its a false presumption to argue that he is igbo based on the fact that he is smart and detribalized. More like a significant exception to a rule than the a generalization of the rule.

rhymz:
loll. . . I guess you know you are guilty as charged.
You are in the intellectual group that will talk about the school she attended and compare it to the one you are currently attending. .hahahah. . .I must confess when I read that part, SAFEGO just instantly came to my mind. . .lol.

Rhymz, my guy wetin I do ya now?

I dont remember us fighting in the past , But if you wanna fight, I get time today oo

Nah, I dont usually do that though except when I encounter dolts. I like Chi Chi a lot, she is definitely one of the smartest people though not as smart as Achebe. Achebe is just pure genius. Me thinks he has a bit of Yoruba ancestry in him to be honest.

LOL

Hilarious Ajanlekoko

Jeez I was about to get the ball rolling for a thread derailment session until I saw that

[quote author=Jenifa_ link=topic=662866.msg8283175#msg8283175 date=1304913804]ouch i'm sorry o. i was just indulging you since[i] you[/i] brought the topic of your angels, barcadi and singaporean hotel mansions up to the thread.

no mind the guy. next he will start talking about his fleet of Lamborghini and diamond mines in SA.

what is this topic about again?
oh right. yoruba people [/quote]Yes oo, Ibo James Bond:

My Name is Chukwu, Chukwu Odemigie

The whole scene. Bacardi, Exotic location in Singapore , beautiful women

Wish I had such an imagination when I got drunk.

Thats why I love the ibo

Justcash:
It is IGBO for YORUBA. IBO for YOROOBA. The one you choose will determine the one you will get.

LOL, definitely hammered. Thats why he is so aggressive online.

Man raise your hands, how many fingers do you have?

Been in this situation before so trust me.

Dr SEFAGO (PhD Ogorotherapy, Aba University)

Justcash:
Well, you are right. Igbos are hustlers. Good or Bad. What is Yoroobas known for? Brooding about Igbos taking over the economic affairs of their states? Without Igbos, Yoroobas would be scavenging piles of rubbish for worn out products to use. Look at everything that you have on and ask who imported them. Look at your father and mother, look at everything they own, ask who brought them into the Country. Igbo import fake stuffs because Yoroobas like you are too poor to buy real stuffs. It's simple economics.

Err . . . why this rant?

I told you I love ibo people.

Justcash:
What I do is not your business. Bacardi is not the issue here. Don't deviate from the topic.

jenifa is on to somethin. You made a thread under the influence, and you expect us to take you seriously  

For all we know you might be drunk of your rockers  

Thats why you dont understand that Ibo and Igbo are actually the same. Sober up mate

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=662866.msg8283107#msg8283107 date=1304912177]Do you think you can get some of his swag?

Even if you have to sell aba made products.

I love men with swag, SEFAGO. Could you pretty plz get some swag.  [/quote]Anything for you baby, still working on it. Before you know it we will be in Singapore and I can give you an ibo honeymoon.

^ Na wa oo

This ibo guy get swag no be small. A whole Bacardi for himself. Chei ibo swag pass yorooba swag well well.

Justcash:
Contrary to what you think, I am so cool over here. Presently with a bottle of Bacardi, relaxing beside my hotel's pool, watching my angel swim while contributing to this forum.  I am presently in Singapore from Naija election hustles. It is 11:25 am here. If you were me, will you be bothered about anything?
I am  Just used to multi-tasking, hence my urge to keep my finger busy. So don't be deceived that I am bothered on bit about illiterates.

Be like say my guy na big boy ooh. Hmm Naija election hustles, so you are involved in ballot box movement business. I hail thee.

Justcash:
I don't need journals to tell me how to Spell Yorooba. Anyway, I am too busy making money that I don't have the time to start scavenging for Yorooba in journals.

How was market? Did you sell enough spare parts? Man you ibo are good at selling spare parts no be lie. Anytime I need a tyre for my car, I always remember Uche, my spare parts dealer. Brilliant Ibo chap. Oh my God and Uche Number 2, the guy who sold all those fake DVDs to me as a kid, I miss that guy no be small. Anyways sha definitely love ibo people. But my favorite was Uche number 3, my houseboy. The guy can cook, anything you ask him.

Man Can I repeat how much I love Ibo People.

Ileke-Idi hear the ibo man. Call him ibo.

You guys should stop derailing the thread or I will report both of you to the moderators

Justcash:
Sorry oh, my "U" button was working as "OO" for a while.

For the record, I meant YORUBAS!!

Na we dont mind. Yorooba if you cant spell correctly. We know its hard managing a spare parts shop, pirating playstation video games, and having time to learn how to spell at the same time.

For every book/article/journal that you can find where it is spelled Yorooba, I can give u a million were it is spelled ibo.

Why do u like being stooopid

Justcash:
Nah, no insult intended. "Lion Scratches", as in "Big Tribal marks". I served in Ipokia Local Government of Ogun state. So, I know what I am talking about. I am talking out of what I saw.
It is "IGBO". With the "GB". Like "AGBO". Even if you cannot pronounce properly, write it correctly.

We like our women like that. Why are you complaining? I love women with huge lion scratches. Why you mad bro?

Justcash:
Ok, no wahala. farewell "trouble seeking" Yorooba nairalander.

Na, I think you might actually be fun to hang out with .

For real, you can call Igbos anything you want. Personally, I will reciprocate it. No harm intended. By the way, "Yorooba" sounds more trendy, don't you think so? Gives impression of the "roots".

Ok. Cool. Ibo.

I think your Yorooba name should be good enough for you. It will be weird for you to have an Igbo name. My 1,2 though.

Muhehe call me Yoruba, Not Yorooba, I am going to tell my mummy, call me yoruba muhehehe

, see how ridiculous you look. Sheesh you are boring, gonna look for trouble were its at least worth it.

zstranger:
^^^

Do you have an ibo name?

I think a lot of Yorubas do, yours truly included

No, I dont have an ibo name. Wanna give me one.

Most of their names are quite generic though. You just annotate Chukwu to anything. Chukwuemeka, chukwupeter, chukwustone and you are good.

[quote author=Ileke-IdI link=topic=662866.msg8282988#msg8282988 date=1304908827]Maybe it's just accent.

Some Igbos would say . . . .Ibo

Yorubas would say  . . . . . . . . . . . Igbo

Hausas would say . . . . . . . . . . . . Ebos

Kanurus would say. . . . . . . . .  . . Egbos


Some SEastern groups would say. . Igbos


I dont get it sha. The many variance of Igbos (Ibos, Igbos, Ebos, Igbo, Igbos). I prefer Igbos tho. Reminds me of Igbo.Igbo is the Yoruba work for weed or grass.
Was Igbo spelled as Ibos before and the Yorubas changed it to Igbo? Maybe the gb [/b]is easier for Yorubas to say than the [b]bo.[/quote]U definitely did not do you high school education in Nigerian just like Jenifa. Trust me there is a lot of confusion about Igbo versus Ibo. I was taught in school to use Ibo, then I come on NL and people jump on me. Anytime I bang my ibo girlfriend- She shouts "Yoruba" and I shout (well I dont shout really, I kind of say it in my mind), Ibo.

^^^ For one, I dont understand the hullabaloo. Personally I think Ibo sounds way cuter than Igbo.

I wish all ibo could understand that being called ibo by their brothers is a show of deep love for the ibo people.

Dont you just love being ibo. I would if I was ibo by the way. Hey, I have a quick question to ask, if I wanted to give my kid some cool ibo name what do you think would be a suitable name? Personally, I like Emeka, awesome ibo name but pretty common.