₦airaland Forum

ZombieTERROR:
See what I mean..

This dude was chanting sai barber when python was dancing on innocent unarmed Christians

python swallow your head there.
are you okay or something?
python was against ipob and not christians.
you should be ashamed see how you change the topic to domestic issue, injustice remain injustice irrespective of how it is done or where.

okorotalkative:
Hehe i actually thought I've seen it all until now.....

nobi here o, wake up in Nigeria the next second words would fail you.
this is it when the one eyed men, makes a blind their king.

where are those GOD/JESUS don't exist?
come and prove the science behind this.

it get to certain age it got to stop. but exceptional condition would bring it about, she is your mum and she is your mum, at the least ladies can still do their dads any age.
that you are married as a man it must stop. I remembered the day my mum stopped me, I want to her cloths the she discovered her undies were among so she took them of, I questioned her but she said hence forth I stop doing her undies, I did understood.
though after that I did her clothes without her undies. the boys might be attached as a result of love but some mothers would take undue advantage of their sons, mothers should know when to cut off ties not forming na me born till they end up burning him.

this one na under age o.
but if for the sake, OYOYO MATAM

KINGYAGAA:
Please, I'm copy-pasting it everywhere because I really need a job. Please don't mind my pidgin English...
God bless everyone here. Please, blessed Nairalanders please I need a job for the sake of my family, please. My 2 little kids are hungry and hunger wants to collect my kids from me, please. I can do any job as long as money will come out of it to feed my family. My story is a very long story that I can't even start explaining it all because it might occupy 10 pages. But in short, well, I was duped all in the name of fighting for the greener-pastures and for the betterment of myself and my family (Good life for my kids especially) I sold everything I had and trusted this man who happened to be a coach to someone I know so very close and he promised to help me process some working/traveling documents to Canada with a job. Based on someone I know for a long period of time and with trust, I followed up and submitted all he asked me to submit. Tears always flow whenever I remember or start explaining how everything went. I am a hustler right from my childhood, struggling so hard to help my family my parents and my younger once. I am not getting older, I'm 33yrs old no educational opportunities due to financial crisis right from my background but I struggle so hard to make sure I cover the shame in my family. And now I am married to a beautiful lady and God has blessed us with 2 kids a girl and a boy 3/1 years old. This year 2019 has been the worst year of my life but still yet for the sake of my kids I'm still pushing so hard but right now, I'm stocked and hooked. I'm a very good driver, I have some experience in house building, car dealing. I have begged everyone I know that are rich if they can help me to get a SIENNA space car for an interstate transportation on a higher purchase agreement and I am ready to take an oath with this person and also take him/her down to my community home town where I came from which no matter what I will never run away from my home town and no one will ever want to be disgraced in his home town. My wife and my kids are in Lagos hungry and crying I couldn't bear it anymore I followed a tanker to meet an engineer who promised I will work on his site but refused to send me transport to come over. And on getting here we worked for a few days and the owner of the house (site) asked us to stop because his wife has cancer which he wants to focus on. Now I'm stuck here in Abuja sleeping in an uncompleted building but my wife doesn't know about it. Every day I move around looking for any site where they are working building houses to ask if they will need a laborer or bricklayer or maybe if I'm blessed, a site supervisor because I'm good at that to make sure your materials are well used and maintained.
Please, Nairalanders I beg of you all to help me with any kind of job I'm smart and intelligent don't worry about my educational background my brain is sharper and ready to carry anything. Please I need a job I don't know if my phone number is allowed to be posted here but you can check my signature please my WhatsApp number is there call, text or WhatsApp please I need a job please I beg of you all please anything. My little kids are hungry please I based in Lagos but I'm stuck here in with. Please with any job anywhere in Nigeria I will find my way to come over, please WhatsApp me or drop me your contact I will message you, please

you don't need any kind of job but any job that would dignify a man. with the way you presented your self people will use you for unmentionable or unprintable that you end up regretting.
when you mean any job.....gateman, cleaner, etc and other clean and descent job are included but mind you some jobs are better not mention even getting you edged against the law and the state.

insightful.

are there or is there any difference that is irreconcilable or just that the heart of man is wicked?

follow follow dey gather join body dey blow o.

the best pill for you is impotency pill or death pill nuisance.
zip up na lie you done enter.

is that from experience?

I stand to disagree with you post base on objectivity.
the today you mention isn't real, it was in the past that parents go to any length or measure to discipline their wards.
parenting has became so weak they now spare the rod to spoil the child. violenve you mentioned is a reflection of our society.
this isore based on the content our wards and kids are having access to through the media this days.

waiting to learn.
I knew it was for government thieves but now the thing is so powerless na only yahoo boys e dey catch.

the cold war continues.

Mateen1000:
1st Pix is Oppo
2nd is the iphone 11
I’m 100percent Sure

you are wrong, it sure the other way round.
1st iphone
2nd oppo

those pass won't be for cogent files and documents.

if that law could be passed before Christmas. if you go round during the festive period, you'll be slapped the way this under aged gulp alcohol like water.
though their are laws on ground to tackle this but all the devourers we voted into office would sure present anther to show ineffectiveness like they are working.

are those kids your concern?
if you are okay with him and you really understand each other, so also you are not seeing any blink future you are cool.

Sunofgod:
In the north im sure.

anywhere so far it's on Nigeria soil. you argued Toyota going to Ghana, now one is coming your way you are arguing it should go through the mouth, anus, nostrils or the ear.
why not any of the passage for as much as it is entering into you body. wait till someone else feast on it then your economy is left to nothing.

Goldenheart:
The way this Asians are bombarding Nigeria ehn...

the way to go if they want to have a competitive edge with Europe and the west.

SarkinYarki:
Keep quiet stallion motor hit rock bottom during Buharis govt .Buhari kills industry

"hit rock bottom during buhari's government", meaning it was heading for the bottom but only made it to the bottom during this government.

Manynations:
Please what do I do? Caught my dad sleeping with my mom's elder sister..... advise needed.

waka anyhow you see anyhow. you've what is above your age, a mystery you are not meant to see.
the less you know in life, the happier and healthier you'll be, the longer you would be.
you have become the bearer of a can of worms, are you willing to open a Pandora box and face the consequences?
you conceal it, it will kill you, failure not to conceal it would kill you, mind you one is more deadly than the other, the damage one will do is a tsunami waiting to ravage you family both nuclear and extended.
mind I don't believe this story.

what details than this you've brought?

as usual internet and rumour.

isn't there something uplifting and pleasant for one to read than this whole news that don't help us a bit?

laudable.

............ for as much I don't like what they do, I've always love and appreciate this girl from when u was young.
we do don't know who will really be the one to spring the surprise in our life.
really motivated.