₦airaland Forum

If there are enough old women on nairaland, I'm sure u'll receive calls this week. Carry on

Eshyy:
Why not bandage the ring to ya stick right b4 sex, no b4 lovemaking and when she's about to give ya a bj, the ring pops out and you propose.

Nairalanders wan kill me with laugh here

I'd recommend a track

Shhh by Tevin Campbell

It's actually a love making music and u can hear the lady moaning

Sky Blue:
WOOOW. This thread has gradually opened my eyes to the characters that embody the people who are supposed to be 'enlightened' and part of the 'intelligentia'. I need help with this simple analysis. A good number of you have said you don't vote and don't intend to do so anytime in the future and you somehow expect what exactly? Really though, what? I can't see how people who do not even intend to vote have any justification whatsoever in shouting for electoral reforms or criticising the Nigerian government. I really, genuinely don't. I don't get it. You do not want to do your duty as citizens and expect government to automatically and magically transform? You expect the right candidate to just fall into the seat?

The excuse being used that elections are rigged anyway, hence making all voting futile is the most cowardly trite I have heard all year, really is. So how is it going to get better? By people doing nothing and coming on nairaland to whine about a president when they did not even attempt to vote? Can we hear ourselves and see how stupid such reasoning sounds? I genuinely believe that voting like paying taxes gives people a sense of shared ownership in the development of the country. If more people actually make the effort to vote then more people would be interested in what happenned to their vote and that right there is one of the key issues. If more people are interested in what happened after they voted and more people attempted to stay back and defend their votes that is surely a good thing, isn't it? Instead what do we have? I apologise if anyone is offended and feel free to berate after I have left but I geneuinely right now don't feel there is any other way I can say this but; what we have is just a bunch of whiney cowards seating at home and complaining on nairaland that their votes don't count and thinking they sound intelligent instead of actually going out to vote. I guess some people prefer to just come online and compain after the deed is done that votes were rigged and complain about the state of Nigeria and the state of the Nigerian democracy after doing absolutely nothing, even the most basic democratic act of voting.

Before I used to think that the problem with selection of candidates was mostly rigging, but to be honest if INEC chairman came out tomorrow and told me that the previous elections were 100% fair and transparent I won't be so hasty to disregard him. With the number of whiney "intelligent" people that don't vote after shouting to high heavens who they feel a better candidate is, it won't be a shock that Yar Adua who nobody knew anything about was able to amass the majority votes. If Hitler was alive today and wanted to run for presidency uunder PDP I bet people still won't vote but would definately come online later to give their award winning and all too precious opinions. How intelligent and enlightened

Gbam!!!
Thanks for the post, I think it's high time we learned/enlightened Nigerians realized we are the one capable of stopping this rigging mentality of every politician.
Not until we all come out to vote for a suitable candidate and stand by our votes, I doubt if Nigeria would be a better place.
May God heal my country.

al-qaeda:
look at what a bunch of idiots are discussing here. una no get work. jobless people. well yaradua is a million times better than obj.

May thunder burn that your finger for calling everybody "bunch of idiots". Who do u think you are  

[size=20pt]I pray Yaradull drop dead soonest[/size]

I think Yaradull will be contesting the worst Nigeria president ever with Abacha if there should be an opinion poll.
In my opinion, Yaradull tenure is worse than Abacha, at least we won football medals during Abacha's era

murphy02:
SINCE HE HAS FAILED LET HIM REPEAT KE

LWKMD
Repeat wetin, Yaradua can never pass even if he repeats ten times. That man is a total failure, how i wish he just drop dead now.

I voted in the past election and i'll vote again cos it's my civic duty.
However i'll rather vote for a living goat than vote for Yaradua, because Yaradua is a walking corpse
I pray Yaradua dies b4 the next election cos he's already close to the grave now

This is awesome, i've put it on replay since. Thanks dude

@poster
You are right, seems Nigerians are not really rock inclined. However there is this guy called "Etcetera" that sings soft rock which i really like.

Anita even though you were my student, u've been a pro before me. Thanks for making me practicalise all the Indecency i've watched on you for the first time, u're too sweet

                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 
                 

Speechless

This is targeted towards lovers of old school naija music
I stumbled on this link about 2 weeks ago and i'd like to share it with u

http://groovemonzter..com/

I'm not sure u can download them though, but I've never seen such a pool of naija oldies in my entire life, it's mind blowing. I am a big fan of yoruba old school music, this website has totally solved my problem.
Check it out and drop your comment. One love.

If u wanna kill me, take music away from me; then u've poisoned me

@poster
I stumbled on this link about 2 weeks ago:

http://groovemonzter..com/

I'm not sure u can download them though, but I've never seen such a pool of naija oldies in my entire life, it's mind blowing.
Check it out and drop ur comment. One love.

If u wanna kill me, take music away from me
Seismic007 from Leeds

I used to passionately hate fuji music until i lived with a room mate back in my university days that blew my ear off with fuji. I swear, i fell in love with fuji by the time i lived with the guy for 1 semester. Since then i learnt a lesson never to discard any music style until i hear it out for some time. Now i'm a big fuji fan with lots of fuji albums in my collection. I started with Obesere, Pasuma , Wasiu and Saridon P. But for now i can always put my money on any of Saheed Osupa's album, that guy himself is Mr music, he's too talented.
If u wanna kill me, take music away from me

Da Grin and Ajasa seems to have different rapping styles, just like talking about 2-pac and 50-cent . Really Da Grin is good,but no matter what i'll never write-off or play-down Ajasa, he's been in the game for long and he's getting stronger by the day. I'll put my money on both of them anyday

My top 5

Chris Deburgh: Lady in red
Michael bolton: Can I touch you there
Faze: Loving you everyday
Luther vandross: Here and now
Marvin Gay: Sexual Healing

I'm dead without music

@poster

Which kind tory be dis na, no head no tail, u even served since the early 90's, then u be old school na, abeg spare us that stale story and let some recent dudes talk theirs.

Hurraaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyy, thank God I never watch the match, I was listening to Lucky dube instead

                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   
                   

Flying chicken my ass!!!!!!!

Abeg u guys should continue running the commentary, that's what i'm using to follow the match

luvola:
SHAME ON UNILORIN FOR NOT PARTAKING IN THE STRIKE. YET THEIR STUPID LECTURER, STUPID VC, WASTED STUDENT, WEAK SUG WIL ENJOY - 40% PAY RISE, RETIREMENT AGE OF 70YRS, PROPER FUNDING, et al.

What!!!!!!! U mean those lecturers don't want to retire till 70, how the hell do they want their children and grandchildren to secure a lecturing job in this country. The longer they stay, the more difficult it is for new entries into academia

Ole, ole, ole, barawo, barawo, thief, thief, u forgot naija guys don sharp pass all these.

registadov:
I have ability to apply on the behalf of any employee, dove recruitment is a Recruitment firm, we have been awarded to recruit unemployed, Ten companies has vacant space each, i will need your full name and area of study, then i will apply for you. send your information to sec2dove@yahoo.com

Why do you want to apply for people instead of telling them to apply directly . Before we know it, u'll tell them to pay some money so u can influence it. You had better stop tarnishing the reputation of your so called "dove recruitment", that is if it actually exist .

okeey:
i got avirdin as my girl

You better open the thing before some sharp guys do it for you . I'm sure the girl wants it, stop disappointing her

rita@NL:
Virgin ko virgin ni  
Man wey dey claim say im be virgin,how we wan take know ?
Mayb the guy don shag all dem sister caro n sister comfort finish, nao he go say him be virgin in thy Lord.

Gbam

@ Poster
Are u sure u're not masturbating in your closet . How the hell do u want to remain a virgin till you get married, that's absurd. As for me I never wish to marry a virgin girl cos she's gonna be a novice . Thank God I've never dated any virgin girl, so I always have easy access . Nowadays, at a particular age, virgin girls are even ashamed of saying it outside, they're not proud of it anymore .

Ladies falling for doctors happen most in campus days. In the outside world, doctors are even flooding Nigeria labour markets now and most of them end up with some private hospital earning peanuts  . Ladies that know wassup follow telecoms, banking and the oil company guys. Using naija as a case study, they earn better than doctors.