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Kamaru is indeed the Nigerian Nightmare. Coming in with Burna Boy Anybody and K.O that trash talker Colby Covington just makes me feel good today.

Yes, yes, yes

Beautiful, sonorous song and the video nailed it. Thanks to flavour for giving the Liberian boy the platform.

Hello. Please how much is your last price for cornice per linear meter? Respond here or mail to : tolagbaju77@gmail.com

topsy23:
mail sent

@topsy23 please email me the current best prices of the different Coleman and Kablelmetal cables to tolagbaju77@gmail.com
Thanks bro.

Where are u based? Send the prices to tolagbaju77@yahoo.com

Lagos: Lekki Ikate P.U 27, counting for presidency ended at 9pm. Results APC 340, PDP 171. Counting for House of Rep and Senate still ongoing at 10pm. The INEC staffs just told us at 9:15pm that they don't have the results sheet. Voters have refused to let them go until they produce the results. A police escort has followed one of the INEC official to d area office to collect d results sheet. #Nigeriadecides 2015.

Definitely my best val ever cos i spent it with the one i truly love. Someone helped me deliver a special val package in her house around 7:30 am. She came to my house after lunch gorgeously dressed. We first had lunch together while watching some R & B video. We later went to get ice cream at the eatery, came back home and started listening to some selected love songs which i compiled on Saturday. She sang two love songs for me ( Celine dion "Because u love me" and Toni braxton " You mean the world to me" Then i rendered mine too (Michael bolton "Said i loved u but i lied" and Chris deburgh " Lady in red". Then some serious romance (with background love songs i kept whispering the lyrics into her ear), she left later in the evening, really my best val ever.

The background of the picture looks like some seedy pry schools in the village i did my NYSC. You must be a village boy

@ poster
I tell you this has been in naija long ago. I once had a girlfriend that told me their escapades back in her girls only sec sch in Lagos. They practiced this lesbianism act and call it "conne", she told me how they used to smooch and kiss themselves in the hostel and how every girl has a partner. I think this single sex secondary school should be discouraged cos they are the ones that grow to become lesbians

hallequeen:
I was just wondering if there were any EDUCATED, GOODLOOKING {REAL FINE!}, TALL,EMPLOYED,SINGLE , SERIOUS MINDED, GOD FEARING, MALES OVER 30 YEARS OLD OUT THERE? If you think you fit the bill you may mail me at hallequeen@gmail.com
Residence in the city of Ibadan would be an added advantage.
I REALLY HOPE THAT ONLY SERIOUS, MEN WHO BELIEVE THEY FIT MY DESCRIPTION RESPOND TO THIS ASAP WITH PROOF.

@poster
There u go, looking for good looking (real fine) when u didn't even say a thing about yourself. U fit be one wowo girl like that

@poster
Everybody needs marriage, it's just that the ladies need it more cos they don't have age on their side. I won't go and toast a 29 yr old lady, cos she's already old school. Most ladies wish to marry b4 29 while most guys wish to be fairly comfortable b4 marrying

I weep for my country

@poster
Sure u look like some 21 years old dude and i think this is quite immature of you, this is no facebook guy. I tell u all these girls falling for fine boy runs ends in the University. No lady will follow fine boy with no money and no vision to the altar oh. Wake up and face your studies first. A word is enough for the wise

MrCrackles:
Topic
OK!

MrCrackles u'll definitely win an award for the most idiosyncratic guy on NL.

@poster congrats, may God give u joy in your new job.

yorke:
Shout-out to my sweet mum and dad thanks for sponsoring my education, thanks for being a good parents.my brother and sister i love ya.to my friend indeed.GOD BLESS YOU ALL, Not forgeting all the crazy people on NL that put smile on my face everyday, i say thank you, and to all the gals that've slept with kemi,titi,ijeoma,janet,faith,classy,amaka,taiwo,odion,tokunbo,naomi,cynthia,tonia, we this list ever end?nnena,pascal,villian,hapinex,enda,chichi,charity,omo,ejiro, to be continue.

LMAO ,dude u go wound oooo

Well I want to say shout out to hbabe (love the way you drop it raw) and ebonyeyes (like your objectivity in ur contributions)

[size=30pt]I'm a good guy on facebook!!!
I'm myself on nairaland!!![/size]

[size=30pt]Nairaland is the koko!!![/size]

[size=30pt]Nairaland makes me feel closer to home[/size] 

[size=30pt]Nairaland 4 life!![/size]

I spend more times on nairaland than facebook daily. I just love the faceless nature of nairaland, it allows one to say his mind without compromise. I pretend to be a good dude on facebook

lady_hard:
^^^^
I love guys who are big physically (over 6 feet tall and muscular)! He must have self confidence, good prospect and ability to encourage me to attain my best height possible.

I wonder why most ladies dream of tall and muscular guys Is that what it takes to be good in bed or what it takes to be rich
My dream girl must be beautiful, brilliant and have good manners
I won't settle for some daft beauty.

@poster
I'd advice u go for the second guy. Since your best friend has confirmed he's a good guy, I'm sure he would be ok for you. If i need a wifey i'd go for any girl recommended by my best friend. Good luck babe

phuck_NL:
I weep for all the morons in Nigeria.
I hope the scholarships were not given from the lawmakers' pocket. It better be that he fought for the allocation from the govt because the last time i checked, that's his freaking job.
2011 is around the corner. They have started buying votes. Lawmakers are supposed to represent us in the house. They ought to enact laws that would ensure that kids get this scholarships. They are not supposed to be sponsoring kids themselves. Where do you think he will recoup his investment? Hmm gee, let me see, GOVT FUNDS? Nonsenstical allacritical and ignoramorontical shenanigansity.

Hehehe
Guy you go wound oooooh

@poster

One thing i can say is try to trust him and don't nag unnecessarily, it pisses guys off.

sugar pp:
He is so so cute! cute smile n smirk, with real drive n ambition with the right dosage of corkiness + did i mention mega rich! oh i luv the way he dances too infact i think i'm in love with Michael Schumacher! anyone else feel the same way?

I wonder why some ladies fantasize about a cute guy u're seeing on TV. Do you know the number of ladies feeling the same way. I tell you such admirable guys are the most cocky, supercilious and promiscuous, because they have lots of ladies falling cheap for them.
Wake up chic

If she has a smelling kitten because i no go fit lick that kind toto