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Why I will never use a condom again in my life

1. If you use a condom, you will never get the girl pregnant

2. If you cannot get a girl pregnant, you will never be a father

Sai Baba

Sai shugaban kasa a Najeriya

Bet why?

I jus hope dis is not how all those women that snatch people's husbands do it

Choi

Òtù onye òcha!!!

NwaAmaikpe:


The only thing these three women have in common is that


Their pûssy is the only thing they got going for them right now.

Sir

I'm beginning to look forward to your comments...

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
yes wouldn't mind same for your mother

Hmm

You do old women too?

Are you that cursed?

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
yea taste great before i eventually rammed her to coma

I'm glad you enjoyed yourself

platoworks:
Anyone got 2 odds for tonight?

Toronto FC (USA major league) win

Santos(Brazil Seria A) win

3ZX6WLK

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
yeah your sister's

Do you like it?

Phi001:
Ebonybet are the fastest greeners I've seen ooo...


Game that just finished, they've already greened it...

That means you've not tried NairaBET inplay

BORNTOSUCKPUSSY:
I dont pity any kidnapper 2 of my uncles was killed by them in anambra state 1 in nkpor the other 1 in ifite dunu shortening my family members

Is that why you suck püssy?

faceURfront:
We have three cars, one Hilux, one grand Cherokee and an SUV.

... But we are not rich

E be like say the woman too dumb

I repeat, who's the presidency?

Wow!

What a beautiful crying family selfie

What a cheap way of seeking public sympathy

Ndi oshi

1.2 million dollars!!!

Nnaa na wa o!

Could it be that Evans was also part of the reason for the scarcity of dollars?

kestolove95:
U refuse to giv him and he refus to gt it out side, d guy is faithful den

It's not her

It's her friend

I'll come back later to read and comment

Mothers give unconditional love

I will always choose my mother above any other woman in my life

If you don't like it, that's your fùcking business

Your grammar left me totally DISVASTated

Emzyme:
Just imagine dat my fine game

Sorry o

E dey happen...

Emzyme:
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See

That uddevella do me strong thing

opejole:
pls can you teach me somethings?

Some things like what?

Choi

What a wasted life

A no talk am?

I say very soon dem go WITCHInize the whole thing

Adeboye

Then village deity

What next?

Another Eastern developer sighted

miremoses:
The girl is

Ugly

Evans was a true developer to the core

Just look at how he was busy developing the whole of Ghana

lekhi:
Now the motive is becoming clearer I think this is about kyari not the crime itself who is thinking what am thinking.kyari next ****

Next President abi?

Shay na wetin you dey see abi?

Nigerians!

Always politicizing everything

Instead of giving a man the credit that is due to him, you will start looking for a political angle

But come to think of it, even if kyari becomes the next IG of Police, is he not worth it already going by his exploits in recent times?

I will like to propose to a nairaland babe in a fortnight,
latest

Interested babes should try getting in touch

I have 50 hot quiz I'll like the girl to answer

Sample of the quiz looks like this:

Name any 20 things you can do with a pencil
What's a googol?
Differentiate between veins and arteries

And so many more...

I'm not joking

The babe who answers the questions to my satisfaction gets the ring

I have to do it this way because I'm an intellectual and sapiosexual so I can only be truly attracted to intellectual women

Bimbos and slay mamas with bended knees should please steer clear

I repeat, I am not joking

Nigeriadondie:
If u re a christian then read James1:13; Deuteronomy 32:4,5 and Job 34:10,12.
God is not wicked to cause evil to happen which wud bring pain. He only permits it to happen.
U re a bleating grass eating goat for using the words. U who have woken up where is ur life now?

That's ridiculous

Gawd doesn't want people to suffer pains

Gawd allows or rather permits evil which might bring pains to some people to happen

Gawd is truly an awesome prankster

Toying with people's emotions at will

Nigeriadondie:
Yes the will of Gawd but not d Almighty Hid in heaven I know

You know nothing

Everything you think you know was planted inside you just like a computer program

Like a puppet, you are actually running another man's thoughts and belief

Wake up now sheeple before it is too late

**** In TeeBee Joshua's crooked accent**** Now turn around and say to yor neighbor

Neighbor, you are too old for this shït

It is the will of Gawd