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FreddyKruger:
Is it his ass that's emitting all that smoke?

You gat no chills at all, brotha

akpamuomenka:
There's no diff. between this criminal and IBB OBJ GEJ PMB ASIWAJU OUK SARAKI ATIKU and all the Nigerian politicians.

But why Wii you call yasef akpa amu?

MaziOmenuko:
Lol...wanted to visit Amazon until I saw your post. No need again. Nairaland will give it the much desired publicity. If I was seun, they will have to pay through their nose before this thread sees any front-page. Imagine rank #9613, I didn't even know there were up to 9k books on Amazon. It must be the least sold books there.

Maazi, I'm so glad you are not seun

If not eh

Your own extortion no go get part two

OMOTOWO:
35 games wey a don dey monitor since 11am finally cast by Algeria wey a play over 1.5..I am quiting...B953EPTRTRCRPP-990794

Happy quitting

As for me, I cannor fit quit

Cesc001:
Nawaoo... Oyibo too much oo.. Na to begin manufacture extra life remain oo

Exactly

Cesc001:
That's the man will first Impregnate a lady and the ferlized Ova will be removed from the ladys womb and place in another woman womb. Right?

Exactly

The second woman becomes the surrogate mother

Cesc001:
I don't really get it clearly.. How is that done? What are the processes? @the Bolded get me more confused

Don't be confused

Oyibo man don go far na for technology so it's even simpler than you think

The zygote that is formed as a result of the fertilization of the ova by the sperm of the original/biological parents of the child is taken from the real mother's womb and then implanted in the surrogate mother's womb

The surrogate mother will now carry the baby for 9 months and she will give birth to the child normal normal

Dasall

Cesc001:
Can someone Pls explain to me what surrogate mother means?

A surrogate mother is a woman who carries the fertized zygote of two parents till maturity and gives birth to the child even though the child is biologically not related to her in any way

Women who don't want to go thru the pains of Labour or who dont want their shape to be tampered with or who want to focus strictly on their career might pay a surrogate mother to carry her fertilized egg for 9 months

Gay people are also known to incur the services of surrogate mothers too

Akshow:
Wise decision. no marital drama, no baby mama hassle, no cheating scandal, no divorce palaver, no custody battle. He is the wisest of all super star. Just get a surrogate and get them babies while u continue enjoying super models. After all, most celebrity marriage end in divorce and he would part with half of his fortune in divorce settlement. I'm looking for a baby mama too. No time for marriage palaver

Why baby mama na?

So you no wan make all these our desperate girls marry abi?

Abeg Divorce wahala na for abroad na

Here na patriarch society

If you no like the woman again, you jus pack her bag and send her back to her papa, collect your change

End of story

So abeg reconsider

clerkent:
Banker of the night

11.06.17 03:30

Portland Timbers - FC Dallas

(Both teams to score and Under/Over 2.5 goals)

Customer type: Yes / Over @ 1.90

if this one no enter then alabi juju na made in hell.

Hope you don see say your own juju na made in heaven?

The question is not if she can or will buy the car for me

The question is if I can receive such a gift from her

Women looking for a man to tie down since 1900

Nne biko carry your wahala dey go

See your head

You dey look for pesin wey you go use style tie down with car abi?

Mbaaa o

One nigeria wetin?

Abeg leave that thin

give me biafra or give me nothing

On biafra we stand

I can see so many over aged corpers both males and females

By their rough faces you shall know them

I see so many husband hunters on this thread

EMriss:
3z6vGHV

Guy, I jus dey confam you

So far so good

Keep it up abeg

Nothing do you

Abeg arrange more handicap goldmine for bobos

Thanks so much

Afam4eva:
Id dem use onyekwuru, una go say why dem no use Iwobi. Abeg make we hear word.

Don't mind all those fools

Always looking for whom to blame

You can never satisfy everybody

Just do your thang

And face whatever consequences

wetin women carry husband dey do sef?

Eziokwu eh, the thing taya me

Shame on you

You are a graduate of Engineering and you are still complaining of inadequate power supply in the country

Sorry OP

I wasn't talking to you

I am actually talking to myself

You see, I too, I am a Nigerian graduate of Engineering

Electrical Engineering to be precise

Ha ha ha

The fear of boko haram can bring out of the demons and demonesses possessed by somebody

Calebsky:
They are masters at it from time immemorial

Inclusive of their Icelandish brothers

I dey tell you!

Just look at what Fram is doing to my heart right down

I don dye!

Truly, I see no hope for the south wästerners

Ndi ojo

Ndi ogbu mmadu

Tufiakwa

Ya so kwa unu

Ndi uchu

kennyblaze007:
These youths will never learn...This modern times, youths are joining cults.... Na wa...Na real wa...One stupid boy on my Facebook page uploaded photos of one of d cult conferences at Calabar...i mean,these cult group, rented a Hall and held conference in broad daylight light...When things like this happen, I just take tea...After all, life Na per head...

Per head indeed, my brotha

nobleblood:
Have you ever ponder why we desperate the sports.
I.e women sport on one side, men on the other.

Don't kid yourself no matter how much you train your daughters, they will always need a man. Always! Maybe not in the financially sense.but emotionally sometimes spiritually. Depends on your definition of dependency and how you choose to expand on it.

Part of training your daughters its to know where their strength stops and weakness begins. Something that is a shared commonality among humans.

If you can teach them this,you have thought them "true" human liberation. Like you profess.

Get me right

I'm not saying my daughters will not need a man

They will need a man but it will not primarily or necessarily be because of his money

And a man will equally need them too

And it will not primarily or necessarily be because of sex

I will make sure I start on time to train my daughters on how to make their own money such that they will not be looking for the so called man with "potential to make money" because we all know that is exactly what "potential" means to a lot you Africans

I will make sure my daughters get the type of quality education that will guarantee that no man messes with them

And I will make sure my daughters get the type of basic home training that will make them so humble that you won't even see any atom of arrogance and sense of entitlement in them

My daughters will be a great blessing and a great source of joy to any man that marries them because they will be contributing rather than leeching

I know you're already wishing you will marry one of my daughters but you have to be a very strong man of character yourself because by the time I finish analyzing you, in short eh...

But don't be afraid eh because we won't ask of your money or how much you are making.

All we will only be interested in is if you can take care of them... more than daddy

popsyleo1:
Youruba's and killing. If an igbo person is caught with Drug they will be complaining. Tell me some one who sacrificed his life and some one who killed another person which one is the worst?

Don't be so myopic

Whichever way you look at it, both of them are killing other people so this is no issue of which one is worse because both are still very much detrimental to humanity as a whole

Do you know the number of people that hard drugs have totally destroyed their lives?

borntoR35:
[/b][b] friend u got him wrong, he didn't say that u shouldn't achieve ur own dreams or potential but rather look for some one that can complement u Or would marry a guy who doesn't have any good vision of the future for himself and his wifeee. Likewise even if he does have dream, he must be working towards achieving them

If you are a potential yourself, there will no much need for looking for someone who will COMPLETE you.

Encourage women to have and work on their own dreams too and not to look for a man working on his own dream

It's that simple

nobleblood:
Most things come in pairs in this world. Don't get carried away with the whole ideal of women liberation. Men/ women alike are in one big whole relationship. Its difficult to archieve the right kind of successes. Without the right person by your side.

I'm not about women liberation

I'm about HUMAN liberation

You and I know that task becomes easier when all hands are on deck

Not when someone sits down and says she's waiting or hunting for someone with potential to do the job

That's stupid

If eventually I have female children, I will definitely teach them how to be independent on their own

Most of these useless girls who are looking for someone to leech on were not given the right orientation and you can now see where that has got us now

If we should be teaching girls to hunt for men with the so called potentials rather than working on their own potentials; then we might as well tell the girls to stop going to school because the money that is being wasted in training them could be used in developing a man with potential somewhere.

Like I said earlier, I'm all about HUMAN liberation.

nobleblood:
When I was in secondary school, few girls wanted to date, they all said their guy was in uni.

In uni, no girl wanted to date, they all said their guy was a " working class" and they cannot date students. Now am some still say they cannot date guy within similar pay grade"

I think its part if their psychic make to behave this way. It promt us more to push as well. Otherwise we might be lazy and contented with little. Even in the villages, women their want to date the best hunter or famer. It has always been so across time and space. Ours is to not to judge it solely in the negative sense, rather see it as what it is and keep working hard and focus.

For women though I will advise that. You try and open your eyes to happening realities. Times are shrinking. Find a man with potentials. For every ready made guy your looking at, your not the only one seeing him. Hundred of women are staring in similar direction. Break away from the park and find yours. If I were you pretty girls, I will stick to the nerdy book reading guys. They are usually the ones who employs the swaggy dudes infuture.

Will you stop saying that for god's sake please!?

What exactly do you mean by a man with potential?

Can potential be measured?

Why not advise the girls to achieve their own potentials rather than advising them to hunt for men with the so called potentials!?

In fact, if the truth must be said, you guys are the reason why so many women are misbehaving.

Me, I will always prefer a non made woman at all

So that I can easily discharge her at will whenever the sex starts getting boring

And replace her immediately with more and more non made women

So help me God

I can't believe people or someone in his right senses will still be celebrating NEPOTISM like this

Na wa o

We women are now in trouble o

Who even invented this DNA of a nonsense?

E no go ever betta for am, I swear

Chai, be like say there's no hiding place for us women again o

It's like it's a man's world after all...

Of course it has to be only in the south wäste

emmanuel596:
How do they convert all this things to real money How are all this flesh processed and produces paper money Lord help us

Take note

Money is not really that paper you hold in your hands

The real Money is a form of magnetic energy

It can be exchanged for blood in the spiritual realm

DNA

Bull shït

Tell that to Sir Alex Ferguson!!!

Calebsky:
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