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Travel › Re: 44 Nigerians And Ghanaians Die In Sahara Desert by sekem: 7:30am On Jun 02, 2017

ednut1:
Nawa o. These pple pay up to 500k for these deals. Dem mumu gan sha

Nnaa ehh

With 500k, I can easily become an instant millionaire with just B E T 9 J A and NairaBET only

Truly, my people suffer because of lack of knowledge

Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by sekem: 7:03am On Jun 02, 2017

Ziondebade:
nice selection but Lyon didnt win dat match o

It could be Lyon draw no bet

Agriculture › Re: I Killed This Monitor Lizard In A Fish Farm (Photos) by sekem: 1:11pm On Jun 01, 2017

You better cook that meat very well o

Monitor lizards feed on dead animals

Therefore, the amount of bacteria in its mouth alone can kill your entire village o

Source: NatGeoWild wink

Crime › Re: Nairalander's Shop Buggled By Thieves Who Broke Through The Wall (Pictures) by sekem: 9:33am On Jun 01, 2017

Rugged you wink

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Crime › Re: Nigerian Arrested For Drug Possession And Overstaying In India by sekem: 6:16pm On May 31, 2017

Why bold the name? grin

Do you want me to report you to nnamudi kanu?

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Politics › Re: Don’t Fight Over Politicians, They Always Reconcile – Oba Of Lagos by sekem: 3:20pm On May 31, 2017

Talk to the wasted youths

That's exactly the message I keep on trying to pass on to them

But they just fail to get it

You see them everywhere defending criminals who have mortgaged their future

Instead of holding the government in power accountable, they go about making useless and baseless comparisons between past governments and present governments as if that will bring about any positive change in their already wasted lives.

Celebrities › Re: Davido's Daughter, Imade's Uncle Introduces Hennessy To Her by sekem: 11:12am On May 31, 2017

Bikonu, is davido a nairalander?

How come anything that happens to him, no matter how insignificant always makes it to nairaland?

Davido pls if you are here and you can hear me now, pls kindly post a video of yourself going to toilet

The nonsensical mods here will still put it on fp angry

Crime › Re: Man Who Tried To Kidnap A Child And Grandma Arrested In Gbagada by sekem: 10:00am On May 31, 2017

From the flatness of his head, you don't need any teebee Joshua to tell you the criminal is a afonja shocked

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Romance › Re: 3 Crucial Reasons Why You Are Still Single To Stupor by sekem: 9:51am On May 31, 2017

I'm still very much single because...

...There are so many fishes in the sea

...and

...come to look at it closely, the beautiful ones are not yet born

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Celebrities › Re: Hannah Turay, Kanu Ogbonna's Baby Mama Reacts: 'Leave Me And My Kids' by sekem: 8:11pm On May 30, 2017

The oyibo woman dey feel jealousy

I can even feel her painment right from inside dis lagoon wey I dey now

Can someone please tell her that I said she's free to join me.

See longer throat o

You don enjoy the man finish; you no wan make another woman enjoy am

Celebrities › Re: Eniola Badmus Slays In Short Gown by sekem: 5:01pm On May 30, 2017

Still, it didn't make my dïck to rise shocked

Celebrities › Re: Peter Okoye Mocked Arsenal FA Cup Win And Got This Reply by sekem: 12:42pm On May 30, 2017

AloyalNigerian:
That guy is a savage.

Real savage, I swear grin

Crime › Re: 10-Year-Old Girl Engages In Prostitution In Suleja, Caught With 4 Men by sekem: 12:18pm On May 30, 2017

Nnaa na wa o

Some men get mind o embarassed

Health › Re: The Harmful Effects Of Sleeping In A Bra..every Woman Must Know This by sekem: 9:35am On May 30, 2017

Nothing like sleeping náked grin

It's always such a wonderful feeling wink

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Romance › Re: My Ex Begging For My Love After seeing This Photo of me by sekem: 9:18am On May 30, 2017

IamAirforce1:
She really miss me badly

But I don't go back to my vormit.

VORMIT indeed!

Properties › Re: Nigerians Can Now Own Houses With N30,000 — Osinbajo by sekem: 7:46am On May 30, 2017

Wasted youths

Just see how they reason angry

Föols

Any idea comes up, they don't even care to ask how it will come to fruition, next thing you know, they are all screaming lies!!!

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Politics › Re: APC Conducted An Online Assessment Polls Of Their Performance (see Results) by sekem: 10:14pm On May 29, 2017

chibabe259:
How APC imposed an old man on Nigerians baffles me.

Just imagine the skeleton ruling over twenty million able bodied, smart and intelligent graduates. Hmmm.

It's really a shame that upon all your intelligence and education, you couldn't even put yourself forward to contest in any election

Now, some skeleton, according to you, managed to put himself forward, got elected and best you can do is to wail

Shame on you

You should just go back to your school and ask for a full refund

Onye nzuzu

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Business › Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by sekem: 7:56pm On May 29, 2017

Choi

Hacken has really hack me cry

Business › Re: If You Have 5 Of These 7 Qualities, You Are Good To Start A Business by sekem: 6:08pm On May 29, 2017

Adonike:
I know of a man that has all these and is still looking for a local government's white collar job.

Funny you

By the way, I hope THAT MAN is not you? kiss

Romance › Re: She Abused Me When I Asked Her Out. She Is Really In Need Of My Assistance Now. by sekem: 3:45pm On May 29, 2017

Akposkool:
That's women for you. Please join me celebrate, am a year older today

Hmmm

That means you are one year closer to your death

And that really really calls for some celebration

Celebrities › Re: Hannah Turay, Ogbonna Kanu's Ex-Wife Shares Photo With Him And Their Kids by sekem: 1:24pm On May 29, 2017

Highbruno:
Na wa o,some people lack wisdom and insight. why this man leave him beautiful wife and kids just because of that macho looking Laura ikeji.

My broda, e fit be jazz o

Wetin jazz dey do eh

Chai wink

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Music/Radio › Re: American Pia Mia Stole Phyno’s Song "I'm A Fan" by sekem: 10:04am On May 29, 2017

seoxpert:
Yes oh, we the best music, Naija has got the best flavour right now. When last did you expressly go out of your way to get a foreign music CD plate in last 5 years?

For me, I cant remember, we have evolved

Best in what? angry

Best music wetin?

So you call the nonsense and rubbish noise produced by olamide, davido and the rest of them music? sad

Songs wey be say three to four months after dem release am, you no go dey hear am again, dat one na song?

Anyway sha, the truth be say even dem American songs now na serious whack too. Maybe naim make you no dey buy dem again

Old school music of 80s and 90s still remain the best.

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Politics › Re: Happy Democracy Day Celebration by sekem: 8:12am On May 29, 2017

LexngtonSteele:
Some people traditionally love to complain

If asked what they have personally contributed to development of their country, it is a deafening silence.

Isn't it this same NL that you would see people defend their tribesmen even if they embezzle?

Anyone who says GEJ or PMB or even any ex President performed well is partisan

I laugh when I see people praising a dumbo like GEJ all because he is a Xtian and not Hausa

If Ifeanyi Ubah accused of something as serious as duping the country - practically TREASON, and you don't objectively ask for evidence but you say he's innocent / guilty because he belongs /doesn't belong to your tribe....

YOU are part of the problem.

Happy Democracy Day!

You are blessed with wisdom

I'm impressed with your high level of reasoning plus capability to be frank in calling a spade a spade

Happy Democracy Day to you

Romance › Re: 13 Very Important Things Every Girl Observes In A Guy!!! by sekem: 4:17am On May 29, 2017

makinson2865:
With my big Tommy ladies still fall for me @op . love goes beyond physical attractions.

An ILLITERATE should never CORRECT anyone tongue

Christianity Etc › Re: Traumatized Nigerian Doctor Shares His Experience With A Ghost by sekem: 3:49pm On May 28, 2017

You better go an' fill your fridge with more and more cokes

Because...

She'll be back

In fact, she will continue visiting thee until she's finally buried

A neighbor once died in a road accident

He continued visiting at nights and making a lot of noise

It got so terrible that many occupants had to run to other places to sleep at night

The nightly visits continued until one tenant, a very brave young man, summoned enough courage and addressed the unseen being

He told him to go and rest and stop disturbing the peace in the neighborhood because no one in the compound killed him

The night disturbance ended as from that day

Celebrities › Re: Anita Joseph Confirms She Is Pregnant With Twins by sekem: 11:35pm On May 27, 2017

CHOPUP411:
Pregnant but no husband

Holy spirit can do all things... If only you believe like Virgin Mary did

Romance › Re: Run From Girls Who Have Much Female Bestie - Facebook Lady Warns(picture) by sekem: 10:29pm On May 27, 2017

pocohantas:
Nigerian men are beginning to lose it.
A lady has plenty male friends, she must be screwing one or more of them...she has plenty female friends, she is a lesbian.

She doesn't have female friends, women hate themselves.

Be like unemployment dey worry plenty of una.

I hope your mothers and sisters are among the plenty lesbians, please don't exempt them as usual.

Are you aware the expose was made by a Facebook lady?

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Romance › Re: Run From Girls Who Have Much Female Bestie - Facebook Lady Warns(picture) by sekem: 10:20pm On May 27, 2017

anochuko01:
clears throat....
clears throat....

Confirmed lesbiano, no stories

What a pity

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by sekem: 9:56pm On May 27, 2017

NavyBlue:
Just what gives you the impression that i'm going through untold pains? Just stop making a big deal out of this, okay. We cant win everytime. I'm only having fun so leave me alone and go to za oza room.

Wait... You mean you normally have fun all alone in za oza room?

Anyway, extend my heartfelt sympathy to Mister kukumba

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by sekem: 9:28pm On May 27, 2017

NavyBlue:
how do you feel now that u've wasted precious time telling me things i already know?
I hope u've been given an award.

Which other reward again?

The untold pains you're going thru now is sufficient for me now and forever tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by sekem: 8:28pm On May 27, 2017*

NavyBlue:
Tell that to the dogs please.
U guys defeated all those teams and what did it earn you.
I don't know why Arsenal and their fans always settle for less, one cheap win gives them something to brag about.
Please take urself some place else and give that history lesson to those who care, cause i'm not one of them.

Sorry

I can feel your pain and anger

But lemme tell you Why this win is not a cheap win

One, arsenal won the FA cup

I know you are not happy about that at all because you'd've preferred arsenal finishes trophyless once more but the reality is that your wish didn't happen

Sorry

Then two, arsenal beat Chelsea to win the FA cup

I know that alone will give you a lot of sleepless nights in the coming days but...

Sorry again, but it is the reality

Now you see why arsenalese fans will keep on bragging for so many days to come?

Sorry

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Arsenal Vs Chelsea :FA Cup Final (2 - 1) On 27th May 2017 by sekem: 8:11pm On May 27, 2017

Unimaginable123:
we defeated Chelsea, Man U, Man city, ~~Tottenham~~, Everton - all within a space of some weeks.
Which team can we not defeat in Europe?

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