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Na Igbo girl na

We too much for Igboland

But she for take style pass on some of those fatty tissues to her boobside too make everything daliquent

FFK wants to be one of us abi?

Anyway, our president Nnamudi nwa kanu don talk am say even afonjas from sokoto can join our biyafraud so no wahala

Enezoza:
Why do you find it difficult?

Okay, now here's the thing

First of all, I'm a guy and you know what they say about guys being logical? In my own case, I'm extremely logical. What doesn't make sense doesn't make sense to me

Then secondly, I'm a scientist and you know what they say about scientists being factual? Good.

So when you put these two together, you can easily where I'm coming from and why I can easily tell you that the whole Christ story from his miraculous virgin birth down to his miraculous rising up from the dead not to mention his miraculous ascension into heaven could best be described as nothing but a well packaged mythical hoax.

If I were to be a "faith" person, it would have been easier to buy

But I am totally faithless

You got facts, logic, reasoning, proofs... then bring it on!

Abeg Lalasticlala, is that bïtch your wife?

Her püssy looks very clean from this angle

Guy you dey enjoy o

Ndi ipob a sef

Blistering Barnacles!

Ze Germans!

Ze German machines have save the day!

Whew!

That was so close

mazimee:
One would easily come to the conclusion that he bleeped her.
That Bumba she wrote up there sound personal.

For one moment stop thinking about bleeping because everything is not about bleeping

tolexy123:
Its good to be a whistleblower o... The whistleblower don hammer for life be that. Make i go whistle blow lalasticlala

For one moment stop thinking about hammering and start thinking about helping the greater society like the whistle blower has just done

Enezoza:
Believe in that Jewish Man wholeheartedly and you will never wonder again.

I wish it was that easy

dominique:
Start dating a Nigerian girl and you automatically start owing her money. Truer words have not been spoken about this generation of Nigerian girls. Babes, stop making yourselves liabilities to men. It's annoying. You have two hands, two legs and a brain just like your boyfriends, stop making yourselves their responsibility. Nothing wrong with gifts every now and then but expecting them to fund your lifestyle? NO NO NO!!!! I will warn my son about girls like these when he gets of age. He ain't gonna be responsible for any greedy girl's expenses, he is not her father.

Tell your friend to save up her pocket money and get herself a phone. That was exactly what I did when my phone got stolen when I was in 200 level. I literally starved myself, saved up my small change, my big sis added a little to it and I got myself a Nokia 2700 radio phone. I just can't imagine asking a guy for money or phone. It's just so absurd.

It's in you

Keep it up

Unfortunately, most girls have this sheep/herd mentality which makes them want to conform just to be like others girls.

So if a girl has a clique of friends who believe men should pay for every one of their needs, she'll just go with the flow

It only takes experience to reset her brain

I was told that some thousand years ago, one Jewish man was killed but he rose up from the dead after three fücking days

Up til now, I'm still wondering how that is even possible

ezenwajosh:
EVERYONE HAS COMMENTED MY ADVICE......

You made a very good point

But writing in capitals is not it at all

Olanrefront3355:
I'm so surprised everyone has same opinion on this.....


OP, I hope your supposed "friend" sees these comments.

#Iyanu_Mashele.

Hahaha

Of course, her friend is also viewing it

Because....

She and "her friend" are one and the same person

Sheik abi Cheick?

Nnaa na wa o

Ezechinwa:
That's typical African reaction which doesn't lead to a proper solution.
Africans want God to do everything for them.

Exactly

And that's the reason why I still maintain that Africans are the stupidest people on the planet

Any small thing, they are calling on God

The same God no one has ever seen

It's funny but it's a shame too

Ikwerre is in which Nigerian state please?

Of course... I should've known

Freethought:
Walai, you just spoke my mind.. I neva tot I am gonna be addicted to nairabet like this.. I started when I was unemployed, now I av a job, I still can't leave it.. Its bn a while I win.. On saturday, I deposited a money(30k) meant fr a project I'm doin into my nairabet account.. Within 5hrs, I lost all. I vowed nt to play again...

Yesterday morning, a thought came to me that " you can win nah, play again".. Well, I listened to the voice and deposited 5k again and I vowed neva to play again if I win or lose. I accumulated 5 matches from japan league to av 2-3 goals. And fortunately I won over 150k..

Now, my point is I remember vowed neva to play again after that yesterday game but this morning, I decided to withdraw 130k and leave the rest in my nairabet account to play with...

I Just dnt knw how to stop this.. I REALLY WANNA STOP!!!

You see?

Truth be say sports bettïng eh, e too sweet

You can't even stop once the addiction sets in

Jus see as you bounce back from 30k loss to 130k profit in a matter of days

Now tell me, how many businesses in this world go fit allow you do that kain tin?

That na one of the main reasons why sports bettïng no dey gree pesin leave once you don enta am because of its huge potential earning

My own addiction now na sports bettïng

I no believe say the thing go hook me like dis

Chai

You go dey lose eh, buh e go jus be you like say nothing dey happen as per say you no say you just blow the bookïes away one day

Like play like play dat one day don take style dey reach four years but still wetin man pikin go do?

Akin alabi and co eh, una weh done

Una jazz strong pass pericome, I swear

Gourdoinc:
that you chase women could be a front or make you on the down low, plus I must tell you that whatever research that claimed that psychopaths are born is a subjective research, such should never be taken seriously. any research where you start from a conclusion and seek truths that prove them is subjective and even Jesus can be proved to not be the Messiah from such endeavours. homosexuals are never born, it was a deviant which is now being encouraged to become main stream. it goes against nature and that argument that says animals do it is crazy. because animals including humans are subjective to conditions, Eg incest, cannibalism, etc have been observed in all animals including humans based to subjective beliefs to things like culture, religion and terrible circumstances. thus should we also encourage cannibals? incest lover's, paedophiles, rapists? or we should encourage them because they could be born with it. or haven't you heard some women love being raped ? yet all acts of rape is a crime. whether enjoyed or not. that's how decent society works. because homosexuals and their offspring have pervaded the west thanks to their poor parenting skills, we must not copy those ills here in Africa. doing so proves our mental slavery to the dictates of the white men.

You're so right

Let's call a spade a spade

Homosexuality is a deviant behavior thus it shouldn't be encouraged at all

That other animals practice homosexuality is not even an issue unless one wants to bring down or equate man to other lower animals

The new world order with their secret gay agenda must be defeated at all cost

Say no to homosexuality

Say no to all deviant behaviors

Dis man is funny die, I swear

Just look at what he is telling the small baby

The small baby don suffa, I no go lie

clefstone:
sahara reporters has never made any indicting report on Tinubu nor his cronies. why?

Maybe it's because there's no indicting report on tinubu and his cronies ... or do you have any against them?

einsteine:
I would use the word, it is cheating.

When a trader sells above regular prices, we don't praise said trader, we call it what it is: cheating.

Whether we go to another trader or not is irrelevant.

Hahaha

Nekwanu nwoke m a

So who determines this your so called "regular price"?

Anyway sha, I don tell you wetin you suppose do

If you don't like the prices, you can go to hell another shop

einsteine:
Mexico to win (Pinnacle Sports) : 4.10
Mexico to win (Bet9ja) : 3.80


Bet9ja really cheats on their odds. More than 10% lower than pinnacle sports and 888 Bet

Who are they cheating exactly?

It's their choice

Those odds you see there are nothing but prices

You don't go to a man's shop and tell him he's cheating you because you can get a fairer price at another shop

What you do is to go straight to that shop that has a fairer deal and make your purchases

My vex with you is that word you used which is cheating

No wonder they arrested and punished him severely

He was a serial law breaker

eminent007:
What's dis fella talking about sef

What exactly is wrong with what that fella said?

I don't know what is happening to me

But, I think I'm beginning to fall in love with this Debby Rise

OP, you are on the right path

You have my full support

I am so glad people are beginning to wake up to reality of the USELESSNESS of university education and its attendant CERTIFICATE in the current spate of things in the country and even worldwide

University education is a total balderdash as it focuses more on acquiring certificates rather than acquiring the basic skills that will help the graduate to survive in the real world after graduation

Unfortunately, so many of our youths are still chasing the stupid dream of getting that stupid certificate probably because that is what the society expects of them

Now everybody is screaming unemployment simply because no one taught them how to become business owners and employers of labor while they were in school

Read this article I wrote on my blog: Who Wants To Be A Billionaire?

I bet you, you will learn so much more than you learnt in the entire four to five years you spent wasted in your university.

I think it's mainly because they don't discuss explicït sèx matters in the church

And two...

They don't also share great money making business ideas in the church too

Church is all about giving giving giving without receiving any thing significant

In fact, church is even worse than your typical girlfriend

With your typical girlfriend, at least you get sex in exchange

With your church, excepting if your are the bishop or reverend fada or pastor or daddy g.o, you get nothing meaningful in return for all your loyalty

Therefore since men are totally logical, then you don't need any prophet to tell you as a man that church attendance is nothing but a very wasteful (business) venture

I don't know why dumb topics like this always gets most of you guys reactive

To me, the fact that any biitch can wake up and say something like this and it gets you so worked up is a very big sign of weakness on your part as a man

This topic is now so much of a cliche that I expect you to learn how to easily jump and pass any time you see a topic like this without even giving any attention seeking biitch a second look

Here's the truth

If a biitch says she wants an okay guy, then so be it

It's as simple as that

Why force yourself on a biitch who doesn't want you but wants your money?

That's not being smart, if you ask me

Papzey:
I have been seeing No Job threads on Nairaland, and I thought, with this recession, the most many of us who can't find a suitable job is to equip ourselves with small scale business. In my next post, I would share skills you can learn in 6-12 months that would supplement your university degree and make you lot of money.

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If you are looking for small scale businesses to start with as low as 5,000 naira, you have reached the right place.


Ten small scale businesses you can start with as low as five thousand Naira.

1. Zobo making; Zobo ingredients are not expensive, all you need to do is learn from someone who is good, make your product chilled and clean, set a target market.

2. Tiger nut (Ofio) juice making: Blend Tiger nut (Ofio) with date (dabinu), sieve till it's smooth. Pack in bottles and chill. It's one healthy choice of drink.

3. Fresh fruit blending: Start with two whole deliciously ripe watermelons, blend properly till it's smooth, pack in bottle and chill. You can then start mixing fruits to blend.

4. Tea making (hot and cold): People drink tea when they are out. As long as you are neat and your product is not expensive, people will patronize you. Neatness is key to tea making. Make healthy tea like green tea, coffee (Decaffeinated and caffeinated) along with other beverages.

5. Kunu making: Kunu making is also a great idea, learn from someone who is good at it, pack in a bottle and serve chilled. Be neat with your product.

6. Pap making: Making fresh pap for people who don't have time to make it is also a great business idea. You can add garlic and ginger to the pap to make it unique. Soak the grain in water, wash, blend and sieve till very smooth. Some may order for un-sieved pap.

7. Noodles and egg making: Cooking noodles and egg especially for bachelors, and people at work is a great business idea. All you need is prepare it in a nice way. It's a good thing that noodles is fast and easy to make. You can make your product unique by adding carrots and green peas along with other ingredients.

8. Breakfast making: Cooking breakfast for people going to work is a nice business idea. You can choose pap and moin-moin, Yam and egg or other breakfast meal.

9. Dinner making: Most people come back tired from work, think of the kind of food that will sell fast in your area as dinner alternatives for people.

10 Sliced fruits and milk; This is a really cool and easy business idea. Selling processed mixed variety of fruits entices people and makes your market unique. You can slice pawpaw, watermelon, coconut, apple, pineapple and banana, mix together and add milk to it. Serve chilled.

So all these are small scale business you could venture into with as low as 5,000 naira. You can learn all these processes in a short time, and then you apply proper packaging. Go ahead and make money!

Source: http://www.rapportnaija.com/2016/04/top-10-small-scale-business-ideas-with.html

Nice points madam

But...

Are you aware that man shall not live by EATING alone?