₦airaland Forum

The best tip?

Learn how to fly

It's as simple as that

But if you can't fly, then use aeroplane

From what ayam seeing eh, e be like dis awa biafura don dey get head small small

ayusco85:
Really. Care to give me the address? Am an investigative journalist

Journalist wey dey write "am" instead of "I am", that one na journalist?

DollarAngel:
THIS MAN WAS ACTUALLY RIGHT

I don't understand how that man is correct with that quotation

I tried to substitute boko haram as the enemies of the state in the equation, and still it didn't get any clearer

Please if you don't mind, can you kindly expatiate

Thank you

RichYoungNigga:

Sorry

I do not take oloshos serious

A girl you know you cannot afford ?? Afford ?? You be prostitute ??

You mean a girl we cannot give money ?? Do women work for us ?? Do we owe them ?? Why would they want us to give them money and provide for them ??

When you say that women are useless and brain dead, they will start crying like a rat on mensturation

Women are naturally dumb

Great words

You are truly wise

In short, your profound wisdom is not of this world

It was given to you by my father in heaven

nerilove:
Nawa for some people. What's the fuss if Arsenal miss top four? After all, Chelsea played there, man u played there. Qualifying for the UCL won't make you win it. Make una chill for Arsenal.

Don't mind all those idiots

If arsenal is not playing in the champions league next season, will that make one dollar = one naira?

I have a secret

I am not a Nigerian

I just tell people that to avoid any likely xenophobic attack

In truth, I am a Biafran

In my own church, it has always been, The Reverend Fathers, The Altar Boys, The Church Wardens, and of course, not forgetting the Catechist

For these set of worshippers, na only dem waka come, I swear

What's up people?

The English Premiership for this season ends today

It has been good

For those of us who were lucky to win something, no matter how small, I say CONGRATULATIONS because punting is not beans at all

And for those of us who were not so lucky, I say HAVE HOPE, because tomorrow will be better

This one is from me to you

3X3955P

Good luck.

SexyNairalander:
booked
connecting the wire that distributes sense to your head back

Guy you too funny

I love this

Very educative

Pls OP, what of plantains?

The same steps?

This life can be so funny at times

Some parents are working 24/7 to keep their children comfortable

Meanwhile...

Some parents are targeting how to use their children to keep themselves comfortable

But thats Life for you!

Thermodynamics:
Must you make everything about tribe. Because you saw an Igbo name, don't you guys know that people from Delta, Rivers and even some part of Calabar answer Igbo names? I mean some core South South states do have tribe that answers Igbo names. Nigerians take am eazy oh we are one and in this together whether Hausa, Yoruba or Igbo. The whites don't even know the tribes here in Nigeria, all the know is, a Nigerian did this..... a Nigerian did that. Any bad thing an Igbo or Yoruba man does outside Nigeria affects the image of this country not the image of a tribe. Be wise....

True talk brotha

But here in naija, Chinyeaka Okeke is a typical Biafran name

Even Nnamdi kanu cannot deny that

For your information, he's the coordinating president..

Kai

This babe set wella

Both front an' back

See as I jus dey salivate uncontrollably

MarvelJ:
Whats IPO?!

Initial Public Offering.

Google is your only friend.

grayht:
backside that can't carry twins comfortably..
mtcheeeew

Abi?

In fact, the man no try at all

I no jus understand how im jus enta market go select quarter_azz still come here dey show imsef

#BïgAzzOrNothing

O boy eh

Dis Cork City can vex for Afrika

Can you imagine

Cork city 1 - 3 goals don tear already

Hahahahaha

Na to jus dey play them cork city alone over 2.5 na im sure pass now

Most especially wen dem dey home

May Allah continue to bless the còcks of all cork city players now and foreva more

Iseeeeeee

I love the NYSC so much

Which is why I don't want it to be scrapped

But rather, the NYSC should be improved

With improved services & adequate funding, I believe our youths will really start to take pride in serving the fatherland

Youth empowerment and entrepreneurial programs should form the core basis of the scheme

If we are really bent on scrapping something, then the senate will not be a bad idea... or don't you think so?

weyabcom:
lol d chairman of sekem associations...thanks

Don't menshon

weyabcom:
Pls i need d list of sites that gives % on reg/deposit and d %..... Pls my people reply

Awoof masta

Anyway sha, nothing do you

Try bet9ja

Try Naijabèt

Try Ebonybet

Their percentages is listed on their respective sites

Try your luck today

3WKFF6S

5 odds

Good luck

maklelemakukula:
Shut up my fren

Truth hurts, right?

lalaboi:
What does Bet9ja have to do with this story though?

Seun needs the traffic

Anything bètting as far as naija of today is concerned is sure banker for money making

Now, here's the big picture

While so many of us are here abusing the other person's tribe, our honorable CEO Seun is just making his cool money

I call it working smart

PearlStreet:
Yesterday, I posted that the average ipod yoot uses his business as a front for his crimes because by default, they are criminals.
E.g
Coscharis = Money Laundering
Ifeanyi Ubah = Theft
Innoson = Forgery and tax evasion

There is no prison in the world where you would not find these descendants of Judas Iscariot there. As they are killing them in Indonesia, they are harvesting them in India.

My friend will you shut it there?!

Asim gi mechie gi onu dia

Na jealousy and envy be your problem

Why don't you start your own illegit bizness and then use a legit front to cover am?

You think say to be a man is a day's job

Viking007:
I'm hoping the Monaco game ends 1-0, so I will have two reds, if not this thing go pain me.

I see bloooooddddd

And it is the blood of Monaco

I love Manchester United

Sure draw since 1960!!!

izzou:
No vex


Na Comprehensive nursery and primary school I go

No wonder

Sorry o

izzou:

London Bridge is falling down

Falling down, Falling down

London Bridge is falling down

My dear lady

Who remembers this stupid song?

Actually, it's MY FAIR LADY...

Wasted youths