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IamJix:
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should I die or should I just kill myself?
I'm sobbing hard here.

Guy sorry o

E dey happen sha

Abeg no kill yasef

Just couple mind and try again

Soon, very soon, e go click

Biafura kwenu

NwaObinkita:
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After reading this, I am confused;
I can't tell if

He wanted to show off his vocabulary prowess,

-Tell us about his decent unmarried sisters who are not on Social Media.
-Tell us he has a PA and driver
-Notify us that he is constantly abroad
-Encourage us to slid into his DMs?

But one thing is obvious.
That dude is a proud-ass Wannabe looking for some attention.

Nwannaa, biko I nwere idea ebe m ga-enweta nwa obi adaka?

Only in the soüth waste

The söuth wasterners doing what they know how to do best

The soüth wasterners wasting the lives of good people since 1914

Snake, I can see...

Oil palm mill...?

Lemme look again

How does this relate to MMM?

Stevengold:
With these abilities/skills you have, you can create a job for urself ni

Don't mind him.

Most probably, he has been brainwashed into the senseless Master-slave I-need-a-job mentality all thanks to our stupid school system.

Had it been he was thinking self employment and entrepreneurship, I'm sure he would have taken all these skills he mentioned to Fiverr

Watch out, people

More wasted youths are coming!!!

torres89:
please don't use the phrase give SEX

u make it sound like there are doing charity for us

The thing taya me, I swear

highman10:
bro why? You play bet9ja and you can here they say alabi nah bastard. Please alabi is it the owner of bet9ja?

Alabi is the botanical name of all things sports bètting in Nigeria

Tmissy3000:
I lost 20k today. Chai. I will now be extremely careful wit code I get here now.

highman10:
bro bet Better involve God o, because we can not do without him. Once more congrats

There's no god in sports bètting

When you play , some people equally played NG

And all of una go dey pray to god make im enta

So who god go come answer na?

OrestesDante:
But fury too sabi fight now

Of course

Fury will destroy the yoloba boy

It will be a tko

petux:
imagine! ! 16 yr old girl that suppose to focus on her studies going for modelling ....I dont blame her tho.
NCAN, over to you....Na Flat head featuring Afonja

The easy way out is always seducing

Only few can resist

I don't blame her either

Wenger outtttt

lonelydora:
They should tell Nigerians his name. Why shielding him? Even if the masses may not do anything to him but let us trend him on social media for 2 weeks, It may help to check their evil.

Relax

Nothing is hidden under the Sun

DLondonboiy:
What did she do? All these mannerless and useless girls roaming the streets of Lagos....

Don't mind all these stupid and arrogant girls

They think that because a man is a taxi driver it gives them the right to talk to him anyhow

I'm sure the man has used his dirty slaps to reformat her silly behaviour

The man really deserves several cartons of Hero

Should we call Donald Trump?

binary007:
Let's win the league today so we can rest players for FA cup against those 4th contender. It would be ridiculous to lose the most competitive match against Arsenal. Not forgetting they beat us to the community shield few seasons ago.

Oga win this one first before you start mastürbating on Arsenal matter

larrywins21:
Won early today, View pic for your delight, behind every great name there is a greater meaning, Life started getting good when I started making money.Tomorrows fixed ll be out in the morning. Subscribe to be part of it

Mr Sure game, which one is even your phone abi wassap number?

All these people doing money rituals, drug trafficking, prostitution, bank robbery and such likes... is it that they haven't heard of B E T 9 J A.com or they just prefer the dirtiest pathway to wealth?

Nnaa na wa o!

Lagos leads; others follow

Nice one, Ambode

Instead of so many of our wasted youths to be demanding such things from their respective state governors, there are busy blaming Buhari

Fòòls

Abba should know that power is very transient

Today you're in power; tomorrow you're totally forgotten

Ask PDP what happened to them

Yesterday, they were the most powerful political party in Africa, so to speak

Today, they are in total confusion, running helter-skelter cross carpeting like mad

Furthermore, Buhari himself should be able to call this Abba to order

Buhari should not allow Abba's insane thirst for power ruin his administration

Dropping them is not enough.

Someone needs to go to prison

Ha ha ha

Like Bankie; like Dino

BANKIE W : Dino baby, will you MAARY me?

DINO M : No darling, lemme eat my LUAUNH first

ABU VC: I wonder who is writing JAMB for these kids?

ME:

ProWalker:
Don't mind them their noise ends on NL just to scavenge for useless LIKES

Exactly!!!

Angelineke:
Chelsea and Man U hate Arsenal yet they can't with all their heart want to play them on a good day.

Their case is like other tribes and Igbo. Allow them to go, mba! Yet everything about them gives them sleepless night.

Seriously, they are afraid of Arsenal

Honestly, I wanted to verbally abuse you for making this comment

But...

On a second thot

I discovered that

1. You love Arsenal

And most importantly

2. I bu Onye Igbo

So what else can I gladly tell you other than

TELL THEM!!!!

I sight you OP

If you don't have any picture of snakes to show, just write an article about snakes

As long as there's snake in your content, no matter how bland the article is, you'll still make ftontpage

If not, why will someone keep repeating himself over and over just to make a point?

eezeribe:
CBN under Emefiele has been dishing out policies by Trial and error.

Ministry of finance under Adeosun has been dishing out policies by permutations.

Federal government under Buhari has been dishing out policies by guess work.

INDEED,THERE WAS A COUNTRY!

Just so you know, Every "success" you see in this world came as a result of trial and errors

macjireh:
.
wen next are u giving out games

Weekend

Weekends normally provides more options because there are more games on weekends

But then, more options can also mean quickest way to lose every every

All because of 2019

Ashawo politicians

OsuIbo:
The number of these people sentenced to the Cambodian, Indonesian, Chinese, Vietnamese, Thai, Singaporean, South African, and Malaysian prisons for cocaine trafficking offences is in the excess of One Million.

The proclivity of these people towards crime is second to none. The predisposition of these people towards making dirty money through illegitimate means is unrivaled. These people are the only one soiling the image of the country. I am sick and tired of these people. Infact I am sad.

Then let these people go

They said they are tired of you people

Why are you people not yet tired of these people?

O dikwa egwu o