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Never trust a man with all. Something you never considered might be his downfall. |
#15,000 naira. |
Shafiiimran99:you sound hurt. take good care of yourself. |
maasoap:why will I protest? |
God will punish all these bastards that steal Nigeria's money and our tax. imagine in this century, giving out beds as if they are internally displaced. The level of education is poor. Basic amenities zero. Charity and genuine humanitarian gestures absent. Iron nonsense bed that even there maids at home can never sleep on..When elections are around the corner, you see them doing all sought of stupid and irritating projects. PEANUT projects. and last last you will see the supposed youth sacrificing their time and energy to campaign for those idiots. if you are a youth and you campaign for them again, God will also punish you. Sharing beds for students when they need a good and upgraded learning atmosphere. intensive and practical skill acquisition. sharing beds? can those people who died in jos yesterday sleep on bed again? can their loved ones even sleep on bed? can our soldiers sleep on bed? is this even the time to sleep? bed kill you there! bed that is iron -welded iron -doublebunk- in a cockroach infested room and with no constant electricity supply. I repeat : BED KILL YOU THERE TAAAA!!!! |
SweetBuns:why do you think there is something behind it? life is not all about giving birth to children. she may be getting her life in order.... she might be a career lady.... she might be sorting for the man that suits her best..... may not be interested in marriage before she met you...... living her life and enjoying it. there is absolutely nothing wrong if a lady is single at 35. |
It is dignity and opportunity. opportunity because they weren't raped and dignity because they kept their head up high against our morally deteriorating society(musics,peers,porn,and everything that encourages sex before marriage). I once had a very protected sexual intercourse with my lover after two weeks, my back started itching me, and pimples appeared on my face, 'early symptoms of HIV ' will pop up on my YouTube. I became scared. (something unnecessary for a virgin) A woman suffered from infertility and the husband stood by her because an infection caused it when she was very small due to there living conditions then. He was the first and had no thought of maybe she was a LovePeddler, had abortions, pills or anything. IF YOU ARE STILL A VIRGIN, KEEP IT. as for me, I am enjoying my sexuality with concise caution. that doesn't mean they can't change and become an uncontrollable machine Ooooo. |
True talk. I boarded a civil service bus in Oyo state one morning only to find that the driver was the one using the public address system to pray before & after another civil servant preached (what if something had happened?)I am a Christian & I believe prayer should be personal or immediate family. I even believe praying in public or private school (except religious schools) should not be mandatory. what we need are values,morals, action, functional system and self discipline at work places not prayers offered to God in eye service, laziness and hypocritical settings. |
You want to cook felifeli jollof abi.basic ingredients :rice (5cups);tomato and pepper paste(which u can roast in the oven small before grinding,marg, tin tomato 180/200 naira own, water, salt, stock water(omi Eran), ginger, garlic, onion,curry, Maggi (good chicken flavored one), all the nice spices you can think of. procedure :rinse your rice with hot water and drain & set aside (don't do over sabi & parboil except u be pro).In a wide enough pot, put in about 2 big spoons of the oil u used to fry your animal,pour in your onion, ginger & garlic(dont be stingy with your use of spice) &allow to fry for some minutes,pour in the tomato &pepper paste allow to fry all under high heat.put ur tin tomato paste.taste for salt &co & adjust as necessary. don't be in a hurry please as everything needs to fry wella......... after some min, the oil should be on top. stir & remove half of the sauce into a bowl(it will burn if you use everything at once) pour not more than 4 cups of water(including stock water) in the sauce and ensure it boils before pouring your rice into it stir once only(all stiring should be done with a wooden Turner to minimise pre mature burning. allow to boil until almost done. if it needs more sauce, add little by little to the top without stirring. if it needs water, add bit by bit without stirring......when it is done, allow it to burn a bit for the flavour to be enhanced. before stirring together for the last time, add a spoon of marg so that your rice won't be dry textured .... FOR THE SALAD, you can start making it now and keep in the fridge along with the cream. you will use the remaining sauce to pepper your meat. .......FOR THE PRESENTATION, slice oil the way it is round on top the meat after arranging in a dish & fresh tomatoes..... SAFETY :please your life is more important than the food so wash your hands, keep little children away from fire and don't used spoilt or semi rotten parts .one love. if you have more questions about this, please ask. |
Women should learn to love men also as receiving love is not gender based. Love should not be money based too. Love should not be tinini based too. |
I hope my mother is reading this. this is one of my reasons to have just a child that is, if I must have... told me you don't care if I die over very little issues and treated me like shit just because you have substitute. I hope you know you are now gradually aging. |
this is sad. Just go to anywhere you believe in and pray. what will be will be. |
mosquitoes, scorpions, snakes are animals too. well let me just keep it to myself |
I need a small functional television. I can give out 1000 naira recharge card of any network. |
my best : the day I realized my breakup was a real gift from God to make me free from a yeye relationship. my worst : non yet. |
I feel like taking bitters tonight. |
Ha. May God heal you oo. |
NwanyiAwkaetiti:this one has done harm to the place already. Sexual intercourse will not be tight and sweet anymore if she goes for a smaller something. except she is ready to do all that kengel and different different therapy (which I won't advice because you have to be careful what therapy you apply there to avoid stories that touch) |
I am no saint but I give you a hearty answer. You should not be having sex with your boyfriend yet let alone on a regular basis because it is morally wrong (you are not yet married in any acceptable form). Number two, with this incessant fucking, I can tell you one thing for certain :he is tired of your cunt and wants to make sure he bangs it with all the strength he has got only to drop you like a used baby wipe. conclusion :brace up,if na money you dey collect, collect extra and save up. if you claim you love him, lock up your heart before the crash so you won't die for prick. Advice: after this relationship, date a guy with a bigger something if you don't want to secret to expose anyhow (size matters) |
hmm. a short sad life. imagine, she died of STD. std that she could do nothing to prevent. She must have wanted to die many times. imagine a total stranger touching your genitals and butt when she is not acting a porn torture movie. I just feel bad learning about this. |
don4real18:ok thank you. I really won't mind if you teach me. |
GT's customer care is not good especially in Ibadan. They talk to you as if you are disturbing them. I went to the GT at bodija road few weeks ago and they way they were arrogantly directing customers(including an old man whose pension has not been refunded by the bank) from one table to another was annoying...they need training. and as for access bank, continue removing my small money as if you are the one that put it there just continue. the day I will enter your office, you will think it is storm. |
amar3664:just think straight man. forget the virginity and sex thing. if your brother was the one doing this to you, how would you feel? if your brother gets to know or find out, if will ruin is family and your family because nobody in that family will ever trust you again.family is more importanta when you have one. cherish it and forget about that woman. |
I really wanted to smile but couldn't. For the bride:never let go of your business or work in the name of marriage or change of location and keep dating him not let it sink that you are married just keep courting him like a girlfriend if you want this relationship to last. For the groom:please sir be faithful to your marriage bed even when she doesn't open her legs, help her continue in the things that made you love her, don't see her as a property because she isn't, and finally, don't become stingy or else....... For the couple :if you believe in God, pray to him always for strength and joy because joy is divine and not from any partner. If you don't believe in God, pay attention to humanity it brings inner joy to. |
you know it is morally wrong you are only looking for confirmation. if any of the above is true, learn discipline and self control. don't destroy your family ties although it is shaky now. |
I like this. |
Wow!!! history is good. number 3 made me laugh hard. I can't wait for the Nigeria scam. |
germanized:you are yet to meet my mother. she will encourage you to even commit suicide which I even attempted when I was just 13.....some children will not talk while some parents will not help issues.. from day old, talk to children and take them as friends so if anything happens and your child refuses to talk, you can forgive yourself. |