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Forum Games / Re: Let's Play This Word Game Called Last Man Standing by selfwife(f): 5:05pm On May 01, 2021
needle is a tool
Romance / Re: Men, Stop Looking For Peace Of Mind In A Woman As They Can Not Give You Peace... by selfwife(f): 9:10pm On Mar 27, 2021
I like this. This matter is vice versa. A woman should also seek for peace deep within herself instead of having it in mind that a man will provide her with lasting peace.

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Romance / Re: How Would You React After Getting STI / STD From Your Partner by selfwife(f): 5:45am On Feb 19, 2021
It's tricky. There will be lack of trust especially if it didn't happen after the first time of intimacy.
And if there is already a lack of trust, it's best to dissolve the relationship.
If for some reason the relationship continues, even ordinary discomfort, someone will start thinking it a symptom of another STD.
Family / Re: Most Painful Thing Done To You By Your Parents by selfwife(f): 10:43pm On Jun 25, 2020
[quote author=StrayCat post=91074068]My mum accused me of following boys and poured pepper in my privates. My eyes. My armpit.
I was still without a boyfriend and didn't even know what boyfriend and girlfriends do... though my uncle abused me as a kid.
After that incidence, I went wild.
I thank God for Christ.
She has knelt to beg me... I have forgiven her.
But it hurts.
It burns anytime I remember.
I am crying now.
She said because she saw a boy walking with me.
And he was following me and I ignored him.
I was barely 15 then

I don't know your mom but sorry.

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Education / Re: Is Education And Integrated Science A Good Course? by selfwife(f): 12:00am On Jun 15, 2020
yes
Jokes Etc / Re: [memes] When A Girl Breaks Your Heart, 24 Memes You Will Know by selfwife(f): 2:03am On Jun 02, 2020
la click la one nine birus
Travel / Re: Children Having Different Surname From Their Mother by selfwife(f): 2:01am On Jun 02, 2020
when processing your papers, marriage certificate will be required, DNA stuff will also be required. No be by force make all of una get the same name. but of at any point you have changed names or titles or spelling of names, affix an affidavit.

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Romance / Re: Rema Was Truly A Mechanic Before He Blew by selfwife(f): 11:39pm On May 25, 2020
SweetCunt97:
What's liquid metal?
The Indaboski
Romance / Re: Rema Was Truly A Mechanic Before He Blew by selfwife(f): 11:39pm On May 25, 2020
SweetCunt97:
What's liquid metal?
Indaboski
Culture / Re: Between The Mother And The First Son... by selfwife(f): 2:22pm On May 20, 2020
Then she can continue. She can even sit by the graveside. Most people won't care again and her children will call her stubborn.
Culture / Re: Between The Mother And The First Son... by selfwife(f): 7:06am On May 20, 2020
In my own side, when a man dies, his first child carries the responsibility of the burial. If the first child is a female, her husband buys the coffin. I think it is believed that the grieve will be too much for the wife that's why the I children have to take responsibility for their father's burial .

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Education / Re: Have You Ever Read Your Book Since The Lockdown Began? by selfwife(f): 4:54pm On May 11, 2020
During the first week of the lockdown
Romance / Re: What Did You Gain From Your Ex? by selfwife(f): 11:29pm On May 10, 2020
Keeping your personal experiences especially love tales is very very Karid to avoid see finish . Start afresh forget about the past. You don't need to talk about everything it's often unnecessary.

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Health / Re: Tell Your Experience Under Anaesthesia by selfwife(f): 9:51pm On May 10, 2020
I have twice. I am convinced there is another world apart from this our Earth.

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Romance / Re: Are There Ramifications Of A Master's Holder Getting Married To An SSCE Holder? by selfwife(f): 1:41am On May 07, 2020
Everyone will not experience the same thing. some experience will end well while others will not. Because you are both in love now, everything will be sweet and nice until you are married and stuck in the same boat. Minus degree,do you like the way she eats,dress,shop, communicate with others?(remember you are also imperfect). Tell her you need her to go back to school (with support from you of course).At least NCE or some kind of certified training (agriculture , vocational etc)

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Health / Re: What’s The Strangest, Most Unexpected Way You’ve Ever Injured Yourself? by selfwife(f): 10:34pm On May 05, 2020
I was turning wheat in anger many years ago. I can't remember what exactly happened. The next thing,the turning stick hit my nose. That spot peeled and I was walking around with a peeled nose.
Education / Re: Interesting Facts About Education In Different Countries by selfwife(f): 1:02am On May 02, 2020
In Nigeria, after school lesson,after lesson,private lesson . During holidays,lesson.
Education / Re: Transcripts Vs Statement Of Result.......any Difference? by selfwife(f): 8:21pm On Apr 25, 2020
sirwalex77:
@selfwife, then it means one will have to go back to the school and request for transcript right?
Yes you will request for it and add the email address of your school (the new school you want to attend). They won't give it to you.
Education / Re: Transcripts Vs Statement Of Result.......any Difference? by selfwife(f): 8:08pm On Apr 25, 2020
After graduation (let's say first degree), clearance and everything, your school will give you statement of result (pending when your certificate will be ready). Later, you will change your statement of result to certificate (with a fee of course). When you want to further your studies (masters or PhD) or start working, that school or your intending employer will request for your transcript from the school you graduated from.
Romance / Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by selfwife(f): 10:05am On Apr 25, 2020
HardBishop:
oloshoooo
you nko? wetin you be

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Romance / Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by selfwife(f): 8:12pm On Apr 24, 2020
James4bright:


You know you lied, I won't tell you why though. But from your post, I can tell you are a guy.
I don't need to prove anything to you though. I am a lady and that incident happened.

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Romance / Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by selfwife(f): 7:51pm On Apr 24, 2020
James4bright:

Lie Lie.
why?
Romance / Re: Craziest Thing Someone Ever Promised You For Sex by selfwife(f): 4:55pm On Apr 24, 2020
That night, I told him I was going to do his assignments for him that he shouldn't worry at all. I promised lots of things that night.Even Bobo was so Hot he didn't analyse all I said. After all the do, I remembered bobo was a 500 level engineering student........wetin I know for engineering?

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Romance / Re: Do You See African Girls With Big Stomach A Big Deal For Marriage Or Not? by selfwife(f): 5:38pm On Apr 21, 2020
HARRISON040:
IT SEEMS LIKE THIS GIRL IS A POTBELLIAN
Have a nice day.
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by selfwife(f): 4:56pm On Apr 21, 2020
holatin:
then u need to get a boyfriend. someone u will be able to spend a lot of time with. though be careful...never show desperation, human tend to take people who loves or need them for granted. if u are not ready for relationship then find a friends who can listen to u even at 1 in the midnight. with her presence....I was at my greatest mood but nothing last for ever
Thanks so much
Romance / Re: Do You See African Girls With Big Stomach A Big Deal For Marriage Or Not? by selfwife(f): 4:52pm On Apr 21, 2020
HammedOlanaija:

Why do you want every lady to turn me on anyway?
You are the lazy one girl! Stop strangling that waist to impress us on social media.Work for it
Don't be lazy!
I am not lazy. And there is nothing that needs belt on my body okay. Just stop having a particular image in your head and expect all ladies to fall in. Maybe your sister is the one strangling her waist to impress us on social media.

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Romance / Re: Do You See African Girls With Big Stomach A Big Deal For Marriage Or Not? by selfwife(f): 1:45pm On Apr 21, 2020
HammedOlanaija:

All I see in this comment is laziness,the fact that you guys are fat in your family doesn't mean you have to be fat too.....why don't you exercise and stand out with you unique look......try it once even the families will join you too except the lazy ones among them
I don't know why I am beginning to think you are a lazy man seeking for where to pour out is aggressions. Not every lady will turn you on . Look for your partner and marry .
Romance / Re: Do You See African Girls With Big Stomach A Big Deal For Marriage Or Not? by selfwife(f): 1:42pm On Apr 21, 2020
HammedOlanaija:

These are still the kind of pple their husband go carry go hospital go adjust their clitoris after childbirth
On top say em no dey enjoy am during sex and the husband too dey do am but for his wife nah thinks he is not strong and can't bang her to her own maximum satisfaction
So?
I sincerely don't understand what you are typing .
Romance / Re: Do You See African Girls With Big Stomach A Big Deal For Marriage Or Not? by selfwife(f): 1:41pm On Apr 21, 2020
HammedOlanaija:




No even talk am my own mama don born 4 and she no get belly
It can't be the same for every woman.
Nairaland / General / Re: Share Your Experience With Weird People You Have Encountered by selfwife(f): 1:40pm On Apr 21, 2020
holatin:
this used to happen to me too before I met my girlfriend turn ex...her constant presence in my life changed it. re u depressed ? are u lonely or single ?
yes.

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