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SpringofLife:
I don't know if this is the right place to post this but permit me to go ahead regardless.

How I end up washing people's poo as a graduate with 2:1.

Growing up, I used to admire graduates a lot especially the way they do things, conduct themselves and the rest. You see them living in a good house and in the morning, they dress up properly, go to work and return in the evening. Non-graduates of course used to jealous graduates a lot as it were. Fast forward to today, the table has sharply turned 360°. Now, graduates have not only been ridicule but reduced almost to nothing. Non-graduates who learnt one skill or the other are the ones kicking money bags to the bank.

Well, I finished university 3 years ago and couldn't find a job despite aggressive job hunting due to obvious reasons. Being the first in the family, the pressure was/is already much on me. The aged parents have tried within their powers thinking the best they could do for me was training me to acquire a university degree but in today's Nigeria, it's glaringly not enough.

Let me not bother you all with long story but I don't see myself continuing with this kind of life any longer because it's not what I envisaged.

According to the heading, I graduated with second class upper division which of course is a good grade considered very employable according to society standard and labour market. Despite this, I searched for job in every nook and cranny I could but to no avail. Everyday I have to eat food, rent expiring, bills piling up, parents looking up to me and younger ones who are already in school every now and then would call and ask for assistance and which I didn't have. Out of no option, I accepted an offer to work as a laundry man in a hotel for 15k/month. That's how I thought I have at least got something doing. Frankly speaking, I didn't have an in depth knowledge of the job description.

Obviously, this would be a long story but let try and shorten it. Do you know that I have drained so much from my body in the course of this work physically and health wise? Practically, I wash between15-25 bedsheets/duvets everyday as the hotel does not have washing machine....parked since it got spoilt. Consequently, my pams have developed thick skin which is now very tough, rough and scratchy.

However, the above might not just be my only anger. More annoying is that, some guests are so inhumane. Is it because you paid money to lodge in the place that's why you believe you have to do wickedness? Why I'm writing this is because of the very one that happened few days ago. Actually that wasn't the first time. It's been happening over and over before. Could you believe a guest used the hotel bedsheets and defecated on it, folded it and kept it and checked out. As a laundry man, of course it landed on me and I was the one who washed the poo off. Oh God! Like I said, that wasn't the first time although other ones only used the bedsheets to clean their buttocks (for whatever reasons because I believe tissue paper is always there) after defecating but this particular guest 'pooed' fully inside the bedsheets, folded it and dropped it for whoever to come carry it and wash. I'm not writing fiction here please. This is 100% real of what I'm going through in the supposed 15k/month job. How wicked? When toilet was there?

Moving forward, equally, I can't count the number of times I have washed menstrual blood from bedsheets. These men bring even women who are on menses to sleep with them and end up pouring menstrual blood all over the bedsheets and I would be the one to wash it. God why?

Most annoying of all is, the management pays salary on the 26th of the following month. How inhumane some people can be? In other words, I have to work 2 months to get 1 month salary or simply put, 15/2=7500. In reality, that is the salary I'm receiving as a graduate. When I picked up the job, my plan was to raise up to 50k within the shortest possible time and move to something else, but unfortunately, I don't even know what I'm doing now. I have been in the job for 6 months now with nothing to show for it. This is why I said I can't continue with the present condition. The situation is beyond the one people say 'hold unto it. At all at all, na him bad pass". This one is worst than "at all at all".

Before I end it, just a few questions. Dear Nigerians with good job, abeg where una dey see diz good job after graduation? Abeg where una dey see money do business after school? Where una dey see money chop food and live life? Me still dey very hungry as I'm typing this. Abeg na beg I beg una, make una put me on abeg. Make una be my God father/mother. I don taya for this life. I be una brother o. Help me and help the society by extension. Thank you.

Just a correction here , you're are being paid your full salary ( 15000 ) and not half , the only issue is it comes at the end of the next month. You can only say you're getting half of your salary if you are being paid once in every 2 months , this is however a very poor salary ( 7500 or 15000 ).

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

One day, people who rejected you will search for you on Google, read about you in newspapers, and stay glued to watch you on TV.

But You Need To Just Keep On Working Harddd.

Some people may not break through their difficulties or struggles even if they work harder than everyone , some are born lucky while some not so lucky , this is life. But we just have to keep trying our best whether we are rejected or accepted , whether we succeed or not , that is life.

BKayy:
That lecturer that is repeatedly talking about Chidimma's beauty should be arrested as well.

Only God knows how many times he has jerked off with her picture in mind.

BTW, the DPO of that Police station should be investigated because from the way all of them are focused on that girls beauty, her hole region doesn't look safe in their care

This your mentality is total warped , you need a change of orientation

FakeUnity:
This story get K-leg.

But why can't some guys keep their dickeys in check.
If I tried to make sexual advances to a girl, and she says no, my dickey dies a natural death and I'll ask her to leave the room immediately and find the next booty on call.

And you believe that cock and bull story , she probably killed him in his sleep

BigYash:
Hunger hold my guy,na em he voice out o .. Not like some Nigerians that are suffering and smiling.. The presenter sef He's got balls..

Great big balls of steel

yasolan:
First cousin once removed

It's sad that basic knowledge like this has become a thing for geniuses in Nigeria

Zammy123:
Please where did you see the Poco m3 for #68,000?

It's on Jumia

dankwoska:
140k phone upward should be having big Processor n storage like 256

Is d note 10 pro 8gig and 128 or 256?

128gig

seanwilliam:
X and XR is between 150k to 170k. Check the OfferUp thread.

I sold X few weeks ago @ 150k.

I can’t spend more than 100k on any android apart from Samsung ..

So it’s either u buy Sammy s10 or iPhone XR or X ..

No go waste that money on just any phone bro

If I'm to spend up to 150k on a phone it won't be a second hand phone , I don't even use second hand

NaijaCoverBlog:
https://www.channelstv.com/2021/06/19/16-year-old-girl-connives-with-boyfriend-to-fake-kidnap-demands-n500000-ransom/amp/

Why did they hide the girl's face ?

seanwilliam:
but he can get x xr at that price

Iphone X and XR aren't cheaper than 200k and even at that I won't spend anything above 155k on any phone with mounting expenses than ever before

FlipModeSquade:
If AMOLED is not a must for you..

The Poco X3 Pro is a no brainer..

The Chipset and performance runs circles..

Around every other phone within 50K of its price range..

These phone companies aren't making it easy for us , there's always a drawback somewhere

Preciousgirl:
After he uploads this Ghana fufu into his stomach, case is closed

No need for apologies again

Luv you husby

What is the egg doing there

KosiGee:
This is so unappealing, unappetising and distasteful piece of concoction.

Who dumps fufu inside a bowl of tomato/palm oil sauce with boiled egg and three pieces of suspicious goat meat?

Gross and very untidy.

Which one be suspicious goat meat again

seanwilliam:
Just add money and buy Samsung s20fe
Or buy iPhone XR or x

100k + isn't a little money to add. As for iphones , I think they are overpriced

I need a new phone and have drawn up a list of phones that fit into my budget , I'm actually looking at not spending more than 130k but may stretch my limit to 155k ( the costliest on the list ). If the phone can justify the extra cash I'll dole on it. The list is

Redmi note 10pro - 140k
Poco M3 - 68k
Poco X3 pro - 116k
Vivo 21e - 129k
Mi 11 lite - 155k
Reno 5f - 138k

I specifically want a phone with a good and sharp display , fluidity should be good as well. A large screen size but not too large ( 6.5" - 6.8" ) , 6 or 8 gigs of Ram , 128gig < Rom. A good processor , preferably a snapdragon over an MTK but will take the MTK if it performs better. Excellent battery life , good camera , a good screen resolution and refresh rate. Other features that aren't too important but may tip my favour are wireless charging , NFC and fingerprint ( I'll prefer an onscreen fingerprint scanner if I can afford it ). I also would prefer a dual sim phone with a dedicated card slot as this would save me the cost of getting a smaller phone ( I have 2 sims and a memory card I need to use ).

The only reason I'm putting the Poco M3 is because I'll make a great saving ( 47k less than the next on the list ) while still getting a reasonable mid ranger but are the features I'm missing really worth the savings or does it not matter that much in the end .

Going by the features I'm seeing on the phones I'm seriously tilting towards the Poco X3 pro ( snapdragon 860 and a large 6.67" screen but a hybrid sim ) or the Vivo 21e ( 8gigs of Ram , superb 64mp camera and 44mp selfie camera but a poor 4000 mAh battery ).

Which do you guys think would be worth it's price ?

On a side note , the Vivo 21e advertised on Jumia says it comes with an MTK Dimensity 800 processor but snapdragon 720G is listed on GSMArena.

Duru9:
How come na the girl come resemble igbo while the guy resemble Hausa

You Nigerians will not ki me with laff

TMKsouth:
Dad never saw the babies. Hospitals haven't seen the babies. Only the mom and the newspaper say there are babies.

Ah The Sun , now I see

OlayemiAshraf:
.. unbelievable .... This one "April fool'd" the whole world in June ni Sha ....

You no go kill pesin with laff

Thinktwicemybro:
A fool have said in his heart that there is no God

yusluvad:
Congratulations. This is the Lord's doing and it is marvellous in our eyes...

It's actually the doing of medical science

Thinktwicemybro:
Glory to God

Glory to medical science

sapphiere:
Daddy Freezer is dumb not to know that when we say that, we mean miracles.

Then you're the one to properly write the statement , from where I'm sitting he is right and you guys saying that statement are the ones who are dumb

Toks2008:
There is this popular theory that a man must either be a smoker, a lover of liquor and if not these two, he must be a womaniser.

How true?

I think It’s up to a any guy to smoke if he chooses to ignore the health warnings and no biggie if any man drinks from time to time and of course, liking women and being a horrible flirt is up to any man. Anyone can pick their vices and live their lives in the way they please. No judgment.

But be that as it may, I think it is wrong to presume that every man would belong in either or more of these categories. There are men who don't do any and they are not less than a man.

So nairalanders what is your take, which one do you indulge in?

Not true , I don't do any

Not supporting his behaviour but I think he was only trying to get away from her grip , she was holding him down and he was hitting her hand to loosen her grip and get away from her.

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